DaCuban Rooster Speak

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from the state between Virginia and Delaware

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      2 months ago

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

      3 months ago

      I was walking home tonight, when I was stopped by a massive crowd of naked people. For your viewing pleasure, the Northeastern University Underwear run.

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      Time for an update

      4 months ago

      My journal writing is sporadic at best, but @Newbs forced my hand with his very interesting update journal, so now I need to write my far less interesting journal. So here's a summary of my summer, and where I am now!

      I spent the bulk of the summer working for a Congressman running for Senate, in his campaign office at first. My boss, who I had a serious amount of disdain for by the end of my time at the office, repeatedly threatened to fire me so I quit the campaign about midway through and applied to the same Congressman's DC office, and secured a position on the intern team. I'd worked on Capitol Hill prior as an intern for the Democratic Party, so this was a nice return to form. Various duties included answering phones, giving tours to important constituents, and occasionally being the personal assistant to said Congressperson. In addition, I got to run around the swamp town that is the District of Columbia in our usual 120% humidity (rough estimate) summers.

      RTX was fun! I sat inside a fridge at one point with @Hazerblade, and threw up in several toilets. I roomed with @Warpek, @bacoose, @NobleSteed, and Hazer (the aforementioned Fridge Squatter). I had a phenomenal time working with @Count3D, @plaidlad, and the rest of the Expo Guardian Team for the second year (now as a Zone Lead).

      I'm now back in Boston for my second year at Northeastern University, still majoring in Political Science with a minor in Criminal Justice. My endgame goal is still to work in the American Intelligence Community, or for a lobbying group like the ESA. If that doesn't happen, PoliSci degrees are, while not exactly super valuable, flexible in application and state and local governments are viable.

      Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is my tentative game of the year because I can sucker-punch bears with my golden robot arm. It has yet to be seen if I can sucker-punch Yao Guai in Fallout 4 with some form of Golden Robot Arm, but I imagine that could complicate matters in this campaign for Game of the Year.

      On a somber note, my paternal grandmother passed away back in April from a long set of illnesses that had kept her mostly bedridden for upwards of a decade. It's never easy losing a family member, especially a grandparent, but for the bulk of my family this was the end of a long struggle and we've mostly been able to make our peace and move forward. This did, however, make me realize that I don't know much about any of my grandparent's various childhoods. I've begun a project to film interviews with each of my remaining grandparents to try and know more about what their various different lives were like growing up in Cuba, Nazi Germany, and Elizabeth, New Jersey (respectively). I'll share these interviews once I get them all edited together, hopefully no one says anything like, crazy racist or something. You never know with old people.

      (As I was typing this part, I almost clicked a button that would've erased the entire journal because this site is still rather buggy. Go figure.)

      I'm still doing the whole Admin stuff for Rooster Speak, cementing my role as "Guy who talks to other admins about plans and provides counsel" as well as "Official Jew". It's a good life.

      Finally, while I'm still working on plans for where to go, I may be in either Portland or Austin this March for spring break! I'm still deciding on where I'd like to go, because there's roughly an equivalent amount of cool people I know in either city. Leave a comment if you've got a suggestion one way or another, or if you just really like the song "Africa" by Toto. Did you honestly think I'd get through one single journal without referencing Toto?

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      6 months ago

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      7 months ago

      I rarely have anything to write journals about, barring my incredibly dull internship for a Congressman.

      So what is everyone doing this summer? How was the school year for those of you in school? Who does everyone want to fight at RTX and why?

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      Exciting Rooster Speak News

      7 months ago

      @Pageman is our official ambassador to RTX AU.

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    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      Why I am a Rooster Teeth Fan

      10 months ago

      This is the number #1 Website to fight Puerto Ricans and team up with the Irish to fight Puerto Ricans. @Eoin and I will destroy @Lynxxon as Team GFB.

      @RTContests

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      10 months ago

      I'm making it my mission to like every one of these @Dopp photo edits.

      xoxo luv u bby

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      5 Facts: Jewish Edition

      11 months ago

      Thanks @Hightower for making me be social again and use this website. Time for facts.

      1. The song I've listened to the most on my phone is Rich Girl by Hall and Oates. I really like the beginning of the song, and it was my go-to running song that I'd loop when I was just getting in the zone. Strange hype song.

      2. My favorite actor is Liam Neeson. His performance as Oskar Schindler was fucking moving, and I like watching him punch people in the face in literally every other movie he's in.

      3. I suffer from terrible sporadic sleep paralysis. It got so bad that I would actively avoid sleeping at night, and would stay awake until the sun came up so the paralysis wouldn't be as terrifying as it would be in the dark.

      4. My favorite Halo book is Halo: First Strike, and it has my favorite character is a minor character in the book who does nothing but argue and be fairly cool.

      5. My brother and I are both huge Super Smash Bros Melee fans, to the point that we do Skype calls to watch Twitch streams of Melee together.

      I'm tagging the other half of Team Diaper Shitters, @Sibwarra208

  • Comments (3588)

    • ConFox

      1 month ago

      Has the IP for Rooster Speak changed?

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 month ago

        Check the Twitter page, it's up to date. We phased out the previous IP, but I recall you were around when we told everyone to change it.

    • Eoin

      5 months ago

      You have been visited by the Latino man of good luck.


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      Mucho luck and prosperity to you.


      If you wish to have this luck descend upon you, you must reply with "Si" and post to another friend's comment section.

      Fame and fortune find you, friend.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        5 months ago

        Si

    • Dudemoo RT_ON admin

      5 months ago

      Hey man! Thanks for showing me around!

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        5 months ago

        Just saw this now, glad you're sticking around!

    • Lise

      1 year ago

      Tybertron alien robot do do do do alien robot

      • Lise

        1 year ago

        i try my best

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        this is a true testimonial about me

    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      1 year ago

      well now

    • Lise

      1 year ago

      God fucking dammit

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

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    • Warpek

      1 year ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        c-counter terrorists win...

    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      1 year ago

      What YouTube thinks of Destiny? Ohhh boy..

      edit: english

      Post edited 9/03/14 9:18PM

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        Oh my god.

    • Kal

      1 year ago

      ☠Not REKT
      ☑ REKT
      ☑ REKTangle
      ☑ SHREKT
      ☑ REKT-it Ralph
      ☑ Total REKTall
      ☑ The Lord of the REKT
      ☑ The Usual SusREKTs
      ☑ North by NorthREKT
      ☑ REKT to the Future
      ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
      ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
      ☑ LawREKT of Arabia
      ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
      ☑ eREKTile dysfunction

    • vaughngogh

      1 year ago

      The rory gif on your about me cracked me up.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        Haha, I always forget that .gif is still there. I put it up there like 3 years ago and keep forgetting about it.

    • popfizz

      1 year ago

      HEY DO U ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS I BET U DO

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

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    • Warpek

      1 year ago

      Happy Featured User day, NERD.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL

      • Warpek

        1 year ago

        I forgot to include my .gif.....

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        Here it is. smiley12.gif

    • Nester82

      1 year ago

      Hey Cuban, HAPPY FEATURED USER DAY!

    • Giffy

      1 year ago

      Congrats on being a featured user BD

    • Jcach

      1 year ago

      Congratulations featured user!

    • DonnieZOMBiE

      1 year ago

      Congrats on being a Featured User

    • NeutralGreen

      1 year ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • Bellzebob

      1 year ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Osiris1075 SwordMaker

      1 year ago

      Well would'ya look at that.
      Somebody's done gone and made you Featured User!
      Congrats!

    • MaryFairy

      1 year ago

      FU!!! Happy?

    • ODSTDMAN Games. Video. Random.

      1 year ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • JayJustice

      1 year ago

      Congratulations on your FU!

    • Sibwarra208 DovahTubs

      1 year ago

      Happy FU day, Diapershitter Alpha!

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        THANKS BRAVO

    • nightwolf12

      1 year ago

      Happy Featured User Day, you son of a bitch Cuban!

    • upstairskid Magical Girl

      1 year ago

      Congrats on your FU! :-)

    • RoseCarolina

      1 year ago

      Congrats on the Featured list. The fact that it happened to someone Minion knew and it wasn't him must be killing him right now.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        Haha, always a funny coincidence. Tell him he's got a vibrant future and to not do it unless he videotapes it.

    • AmandaMaria

      1 year ago

      Happy FU Day

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      1 year ago

      How dare you be a featured user before me!

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        BLUE - 0 CUBAN - 1

    • sneedse

      1 year ago

      Happy FU!! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

    • DarkBowler GuardianPhotog 3x

      1 year ago

      FU !! smiley0.gif

    • Hazerblade

      1 year ago

      F to the U! Happy day!

    • Erkan Take It Easy.... bitches

      1 year ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!!! smiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley4.gif

    • Schraver Party Hard

      1 year ago

      Snap bro, Happy FU!!!! :D smiley9.gif

    • Newbs Forum Mod

      1 year ago

      YOU! FU!

    • Kiyoshi

      1 year ago

      FU! :D

    • Myshu chupariffic

      1 year ago

      Special delivery!
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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        Oh, of course. I don't go out there much so we'll get along just fine.

      • Myshu chupariffic

        1 year ago

        Thanks man! Glad you like the lil' guy. Just don't let him out in the sun, y'know?

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        This is easily my favorite one you've made! Thanks!

    • gregory

      1 year ago

      New Steam Train, Ross tells a story about Monty Oum. The convergence...it's approaching...

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        1 year ago

        The streams will cross.

    • Kal

      1 year ago

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    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      1 year ago

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    • Giffy

      2 years ago

      Coobin 8T

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Titan Shifter Sasha.

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        HOT DAD ALERT

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      Post edited 12/15/13 12:08PM

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        That was the reminder. To steal everything.

      • Kal

        2 years ago

        more like she stole the whole store's inventory

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        and on that day, Sasha received a crispy and delicious reminder.

    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      2 years ago

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    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        FUCKING SASHA.

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        I saw. I fapped.

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        SMOKE TITANS EVERYDAY

    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        :O

    • Kal

      2 years ago

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      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Our Lord is inundated with the intelligent people.

    • Lynxxon Now in Beta

      2 years ago

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      • Lynxxon Now in Beta

        2 years ago

        Ain't that the truth.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        "I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!"

        The quote that motivated a generation.

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