DarthVenom69

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from Cupertino, CA

    • DarthVenom69

      WTF!

      10 years ago

      i dont get it im getting modded negitive by some where but i dont know where and it is pissing me off

    • DarthVenom69

      Destroy

      10 years ago

      well im gonna clean up my friends list who ever i cant remember talking to very much is getting destroyed if u still want to be my friend msg me back and keep in touch otherqise L8er or ur friends on ur list is disproportioinal to how long you have been on RvB

    • DarthVenom69

      how nasty are u

      10 years ago

      well i complety failed this test i spent 3 mins looking for the inocent thing

      check it out then tell me what u see first

      click me and tell me what u see

    • DarthVenom69

      a new begining

      10 years ago

      hello all, i finally have time to update the journal on this thing becuase my pops isnt here *praises god*..... now that i think of it nothing has happened in my life that has been exciting or even amusing, well anything that any of u would get. Since of this i think i will post my history of my life which is quiet interesting.... although scott will probably mod this as negitive !!!!

      i guess it says on the top of my profile or some where in the profile that i was born in Texas... thats right!!! Texas! anyway now that is out of the way i was born in Texas and i was home schooled by my parents which really sucks becuase they dont teach u shitz! am i using to many exclimation marks? ok i will stop with that shiz. So i was home school as i said it sucked and then with a turn of events we moved to singapore... yeh that was a bit weird course it probably would have been more fun if i wasnt 3 yrs old, well around there it was a hazy part of my life. So when i moved to singapore i when to this school (they all spoke english) and they had uniforms there which were pretty ghetto like yellow shirts for these days and blue for these, not to go into any details but it sucked, then one week end moring well i assume it was a week end becuase i wasnt at school and my dad is a "go to school nazi" and so forth when i was run over by a van, dont worry im still alive and no tires went over me the back bumper just hit my chest and all (msg me for more details on this subject) and then well that sucked i guess i was in the hospital for like 2 months or so. well after that happened we moved back to Texas which i didnt go to school again ... that = not cool although most people would think it to be kewl/ cool it wasnt because that ment my only friend was my sis which isnt kewl becuase she is a drama queen and singaporen bad luck followed me there and i got shot with a 22 pistol yes its a real gun yes it went all the way through me and it hit me below the rib cage and i dont remember what it felt like so it couldnt have hurt too much, point is i dunno. oh yeh i also forgot that in singapore this is before i was hit by the van i hit in the head with a garden hoe but to most people i just say its a shovel because they could have a sick mind and think a hoe like buy sex kinda stuff no the object u use to help u farm with "to cultivate the land" and back to where i was i got shot and yeh that was like another 2 months in the hospital and then well i really dont know when this happened but it did and it wasnt fun i fell into some ice water i give u a hint of why this is completely my fault i was breaking it and i slipped in ( i was a dumb ass) and then my messed up dad moved to france... no i dont speak french very good. well 3 yrs there and then here to california and thats my history in a nut shell or in a couple of paragraphs either one u choose

    • DarthVenom69

      *yawn*

      10 years ago

      well it has been a while since i updated this but, i still go to the mall and stuff but now they replaced halo2 with call of duty which is extremely gay so i dont stay long.... i dont think i have done so much studing in my life junoir yr high school sucky sucky not the fact about people or friends or anythign but the effort which i just dont feel like doing 101 i geuss thats my problem.. Xmas is coming soon so im goin 2 texas i got 2 words for that shitz *BOHHH YAHHH* cant wait anyways send me ur Xmas list and i shall tell u if ur friends / family / parents (and yes i do put them in that order) will get you wat u want but u have to tell me some details about the last month of ur life so results can be accurate

      im D.Joll and i approve this msg

    • DarthVenom69

      hello and welcome to movie phone!

      10 years ago

      these last couple of days or weeks i have played halo2 a lil bit an i find that i need to give everything who hasnt played it a personal profesional review about this game, first i will give you some stats in my opinion out of 10 thingies what ever u want to call them stars dildos guys girls w/e ur choice
      movement=8 thingies
      enjoyablilty=9.5 thingies
      kick ass ability=9.8 thingies
      new weapons= 8.5 thingies
      new vehicals = 9 thingies
      A.I = 9 thingies
      characters=9.8 thingies
      plot = 10 thingies

      well those are my stats they are pretty high becuase halo2 is just such a kick ass game
      now here are some pro's and con's of the game

      Pro's

      1. You get to play as both the master chief (who actually talks in this game) and you get to play as the arbiter
      2. New vehicals finally not just the ghost banshee warthog and tank... wait a minute that is a lot of vehicals!!! but theres more yay mroe fun than a barrel of monkeys srry but i cant name them all
      3. You get elite sword now is that kewl or what you can chop those mother fuckers up
      4. Much better plot your mission just isnt go kill shit but u have a a mean makes ur drive harder
      5. You team mates follow you when u dont ask them 2 so u can get reinforcement
      6. New arsonal get some new gizmoes and gadets to take down ur enemy ( no new grenades : ( )
      7. levels dont have many unusefull directions
      8. You can actually destroy ur enemies vehical they can destroy urs but there nubs so they wont!!!
      9. Jacking your opponents vehical no more useless circles till ur oppent hits you just jack there vehical and run there bitch ass over for trying in the first place
      10. Dual wielding is kewl cept u cant melee or change weapons without droping one but 2times the fun and 2 times the damage can never go wrong
      11. the game is halo2

      some con's to go with those pro's

      1. You now walk at a snails pace after a while u get used to it but goin form halo1 - 2 u can get pissed off then ur like hey this isnt soo bad
      2. I have a big issue with this one the melee attack is sooooooo much weaker i hit a normal grunt 4 times melee with battle rifle before he went down i was like WTF!!! better of shotting them ** unless u sneak up behind them and they arnt payign attention then wack em usually a one hit KO but this is rare**
      3. Well this kinda makes me made im at full health and theres no one around and then i some how die as soon a one flood just touchs me i think this is a glich or somthing becuase it was really mother fucking random maybe not and i just messed up some how
      4. maybe its just the location i was at but u cant understand elite commands they say for me to do somthing but i can understand so i go sit in the corner and play with my balls till i can disifer it
      5. some times you have to wait for the A.I to catch up before u move onto the next section which is kinda gay because hey i like to take care of thing fast and forcefully not sit there any plan out my next move *if i die its my fault* now let me press ahead
      6. this is probably what pisses me off the most they call the new movement to the ghosts boost but their idiots thats about the only wait to make it move same as the banshees which actually works well with it besides the fact u cant fire ur guns while boosting but anyway when on a ghost try goin with out the so called "boost" the dirt moves faster
      7. gernades are much weaker i threw one on a flood elite and he didnt die it was a plasma i threw it, it stuck and didnt do anything i was like WTF!!! so i went up there and shanked is ugly ass

      all in all halo 2 is a fucking great game at all costs u should try to play it u will have fun

    • DarthVenom69

      well

      10 years ago

      since my pops is goin out 2marrow i think while he is gone im going over to the mall to score some serious halo time w00t w00t

      -Joll

    • DarthVenom69

      WTF!

      10 years ago

      why is no one on anymore i dont get it
      did i miss a memo ?

      l8

      -Joll

    • DarthVenom69

      sleep

      10 years ago

      well i guess im going to bet its like 11; pm i know it isnt late but im bored

      P.S where the fuck were u scott?

      l8er

      -Joll

    • DarthVenom69

      *yawn*

      10 years ago

      anyways ppls this be thiz downz low me be bored entertain miz i think im might go to the mall and play halo2 if my pops lets me other wise i will be stuck here like a cracker on weed anyways enjoys urself

      -Joll

      P.S i ment to type everything like that

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    im ur basically average/ completly unaverage person fuck this all that matters is halo is kewl!

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  • Comments (3)

    • wolfdragoon

      wolfdragoon

      10 years ago

      ok now who is being the bitch

    • plasmagoat

      plasmagoat

      10 years ago

      hey, whatsup. what were we taling about yesterday?

    • plasmagoat

      plasmagoat

      10 years ago

      ive got monkeys, ive got aretichokes, ive got matches, i wont ask for anything more-(except to be your friend)

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