DaxxonFord

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    • Things I'd actualy pay money for

      7 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      In a desperate bid to get back into the swing of writing I'd like to talk about something very near and dear to me
      Money
      I love money
      and when a man as cheap as me is willing to part with it
      It definitely should be noted
      So...
      I'm going to try to talk about the things so awesome that, in this world of piracy and bootlegging and "Fair-Usage" I could get for free with varying amounts of effort.
      But am willing to pay for anyways

      1.The Protomen
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      Where to start on these guys?
      I guess the only way to describe their music would be
      MEGAMAN
      ROCK
      OPERA

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      Just listen
      Hope Rides Alone

      awesome beyond belief
      they've just recently released a second album
      I would suggest buying both
      although there is a definate change in tone between the two

      The first album simply titled "The Protomen" has a sort of Cyberpunk-rock sound feel to it often using riffs from the games themselves and 8-bit inspired synthesizers behind wailing guitars
      The Will of One

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      whereas the second album "The Father of Death"
      draws heavy inspiration from 1980's rock I'm honestly not sure what sub category it's called but I'm definately reminded of themes from movies Escape from new york and Rocky 3 and 4 especially ( In fact they even did a cover of No Easy Way Out from Rocky 4) Breaking Out is a good example of this

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    • COMICON BITCHES

      8 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      So yeah
      I'm heading to the airport soon
      If any of you are going as well be sure to look me up
      I'll be wearing my Hat
      special hat

      Well not that hat specifically, it's a whole new hat to get signed
      but it's the same type of hat

      so yeah SEE YOU THERE

      Sporadically Yours- DXF

      P.S. Everyone likes a Do-it-Yourself type

    • There but for the grace of god

      8 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      Alan Moore is an angry cave man
      and he should thank god the movie turned out as good as it did
      anyone play the game yet?
      I'm thinking that exploiting classics has
      potential

    • N-guy Crouwle

      8 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      So yeah just thought I'd share my thoughts on the whole resident evil 5 race controversy
      I know I know this shit was brought up weeks ago but penny arcade just recently reminded me of it
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      Fig1: Litmus test

      Now Resident Blaxpert (technical term) / college educated mouthpiece N’Gai Croal weighed in and seemed to implicate that all gamers who weren't instantly offended by the resident evil 5 trailer had somehow inadvertently become racist

      Man...WHAT? Really?

      N-guy writes:
      There was a lot of imagery in that trailer that dovetailed with classic racist imagery. What was not funny, but sort of interesting, was that there were so many gamers who could not at all see it. Like literally couldn’t see it. So how could you have a conversation with people who don’t understand what you’re talking about and think that you’re sort of seeing race where nothing exists?

      I'd like you to reread that last bit

      Like literally couldn’t see it. So how could you have a conversation with people who don’t understand what you’re talking about and think that you’re sort of seeing race where nothing exists?
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      Fig 2: The voice of overeducated sensationalist pricks everywhere

      he points out in his argument for why we're so fucking racist the very point I'm trying to get across as to why we're not....
      Umm... remember that episode of South Park where they wanted to change the town flag?
      Yeah this would be a few years ago when Isaac Hayes was still alive and before the show got all preachy and started drawing lines in the sand

      AAAnyways during the episode the boys didn't see why chef was so mad. they weren't racist
      They simply didn't see the color difference
      And that's exactly what’s happened here
      When I watched the trailer I didn’t see a white man killing black people
      I saw a human killing zombies
      Excuse the fuck out of me Mr. Crole
      For not seeing the world with the same accusing eyes as you

      An equally irate individual writes: “I enjoyed the fact he didn't give any examples. Most likely because it's a non-issue and if he listed his racist points he'd look like a tit. Most gamers don't see any racism because it does no exist and this isn't 1950 anymore. Racism isn't nearly the issue it used to be. In fact people are so PC these days that Americans are so confused about what to call black people and end up calling all black people African-Americans and, in turn, making themselves look thick.â€Â

      Well put (even if the rest of the Article did kinda take a detour into Rantville)
      Man…..whatever, just……whatever
      But wait…if killing zombies of a different race or nationality than you is wrong. What does this mean for Louis?
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      Fig 3: Racist?



      Achromatopsialisticaly yours-DXF

      P.S. Awesome superhero webcomic (even if the early art kindov sucked) (It gets better though trust me)

      P.P.S. Seriously Fuck you N-guy


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    • Last son of Krypton

      8 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      Few things real quick

      1.
      So yeah aparently the guy who designed Dudais New tower apparently based his designed on Kryptonian architecture

      2.
      The watchmen movie isn't real
      it's just 10 minutes of cool looking footage
      it's just a con by warner brothers

      3.
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      Ricardo Montalban, 1920-2009


      He dies yet Andy Dick is still alive?
      Is there no justice



      Sporadicaly Yours-DXF

      P.s. The Spoony Experiment Mr. Antwiler is no fool

    • Suprisingly not gay porn

      8 years ago

      DaxxonFord

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      So yesterday i watched on the better horror movies I've seen in a long while

      The Midnight Meat Train

      I know horrible title right?
      or Awesome title
      I mean where are the texas chainsaw massacres of today?
      nowhere to be found

      all modern horror movies have vague and ambiguous titles to confuse you and distract from there mediocre content.

      but just say it MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
      Nothing good can happen in a movie with that title
      no happy endings
      no survivors
      It's making a clear declaration of intent and purpose; and boy does it make good

      I'll run the story down for you:

      there's this vegetarian photographer who's trying to make it big
      he gets his shot but he needs some better material
      in his quest to find it he stumbles upon a woman being mugged after saving here and finding out the next day that she went missing
      he begins to look into her disappearance and comes upon a truly enormous butcher named Mahogany who as it turns out is actually a serial killer

      Who didn't see that coming

      so anyways he goes insane trying to find this guy yadda yadda you can probably guess the rest

      look the story isn't supposed to be dazzling alright
      it's supposed to be brutal and gory. take it from me this movie is both

      I mean the fight at the end of the movie is incredible
      it was like Jason voorhees fought another Jason voorhees
      Cool

      the (2)final fight(s) aside the ending on it's own is a bit confusing but whatever it's still a pretty good movie
      and Vinnie Jones makes an excellent psychopath
      I mean I don't know if they had like padding on under his clothes to make him seem bigger but dear lord that guys enormous
      and scary when he talks
      though he's even more terrifying when he's silent

      seriously recommended

      Extemporaneously yours- DXF

      Twilight in a nutshell

    • DON'T FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE

      9 years ago

      DaxxonFord

      SO YEAH
      I'M EXCITED
      I GOT A SHOUT OUT ON DJ CULTURE'S SHOW
      2 MILLION PEOPLE HEARD MY SCREEN NAME
      I AM EXCITED

      EXTEMPORANEOUSLY YOURS- DXF

      SO DID MY CLAN FITH

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  • Comments (849)

    • DaxxonFord

      8 years ago

      ?

    • Solid_Syam

      8 years ago

      www.thespeedgamers.com/

    • red4life

      8 years ago

      If you got RE5 for the 360, I would be more than happy to be your Sheva.

    • Solid_Syam

      8 years ago

      it's like the creators of Snakes On A Plane and the creators behind Crank got together and made a next gen mod of GTA3.

    • Solid_Syam

      8 years ago

      it's going quite well. fun game. plays like GTA3, but next gen.

    • amedeus

      8 years ago

      I have no idea what that phrase means, because I don't come from... wherever you come from.

      But really, from the beginning the killing came easy for him. And the only good part of the entire series was him and L trying to predict each others' moves every two seconds. So him continuing that tradition until the end kept it kind of good. The only part of the story that was actually boring with a boring Light was the time just after L's death. I mean, it was a year or something later, but storywise it was like two chapters away. When they went after that corporation? Up until he got his memories back it was no good. Then it was epic again.

    • amedeus

      8 years ago

      Yeah, if Hitler was cool and a fantastic two-steps-ahead actor who can guess what every person is thinking at every minute of every day. Of course he got a god complex, he predict everything, trick anyone, get out of every situation, and kill people at will with just a face and a name. Don't tell me you wouldn't have one.

    • amedeus

      8 years ago

      WHAT,

    • DaxxonFord

      8 years ago

      In reply to amedeus, #-1:

      with the exception of near possibly using the death note
      that's exactly how it went down

      though honestly the only reason I watched that long is so I could see light die

      by the End I hated him

    • amedeus

      8 years ago

      I'm sure they ended close to the same, although I haven't seen the anime yet (I'm working my way towards it). But at the end of the manga, Light thinks he's won because he knows all the setups Near has placed. Then he doesn't win, because Near predicted his predictions due to the fact that the other guy (Mikami or something, I think) took out the real Death Note ahead of schedule, allowing one of the SPK to break in and switch it with a fake. Now everyone knows Light's Kira. But when Near showed him the fake book with his own name in it, he glimpsed it and now knew Near's real name. SO. He pulled out the paper in his watch and tried to write it down, but Matsuda shot his hand. Then he tried to write it in blood and got shot some more. This is where I originally thought it ended. With him crazy and writhing on the ground in the background, and what's his face asking Near, "Is this the end?" and Near replying, "Yeap!"

      But there's two more. Light begs Ryuk to help him, and Ryuk agrees to write in his Death Note. He, of course, doesn't write Near's name, but Light's, as per the agreement they made when they first met. Thus, Light dies. Then a year later, Matsuda talks with one of the other guys. Ide, I think. Talking about his theory that Near killed Mikami in prison since he died randomly ten days after Light's death. The end.

      It's all confusing to some extent, and the bad translation really doesn't help. But it's not impossible to follow.

    • squall_born

      8 years ago

      Naw, these guys are old school. They would be with Voltron!

    • DEATHROW

      9 years ago

      Will yous mod my pic for the color contest?Plzzzzz

    • YingshoaP26

      9 years ago

      Hey, what's up? How far are you in STALKER Clear Sky?

    • RocketJones

      9 years ago

      WTF happened to Action Figure Graveyard?

    • Duste Returned Without Receipt

      9 years ago

      I don't own anything but a psp.

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      You suck at giving directions.

    • EgoDeusEst

      9 years ago

      Slower than ever. Although they do have an ability to speed up at the cost of a little structural damage.

    • EgoDeusEst

      9 years ago

      From what I've seen, Carville isn't anywhere near this conflict. Then again I've only played through the Soviet campaign.
      Right now I'm in the deja-vu position of having to destroy the statue of liberty. I think I'm going to spam a few hundred Kirovs :P

    • EgoDeusEst

      9 years ago

      Yes, well...
      No Einstein -> No nuclear bombs -> No Nagasaki or Hiroshima incidents -> New age of prosperity for Japan
      ... or something.
      It's Red Alert, plausibility is no issue. Only the gameplay, which is actualy rather well adjusted this time.

    • EgoDeusEst

      9 years ago

      what happened to president Doogan?

      Times change man.
      No really, I mean times litteraly change. This time around, the Russians go back in time and kill Einstein so he couldn't aid the allies.
      So it's an alternate, ALTERNATE timeline.

    • ZZoMBiE13

      9 years ago

      Thanks. smiley1.gif

    • ZZoMBiE13

      9 years ago

      well who did get the tattoo?

      Alex Navarro, formerly of Gamespot.com.

    • KoreanWonder

      9 years ago

      heh, my friend and i were screwing around, got tired after helping him unpack for hours so we just started goofing off. I was like dude you how way too much crap i could fit in your bags

    • smetcalf

      9 years ago

      I love your sign-offs!

      Everybody's grabbing their dictionaries like "What the fuck?"

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      OK, now i have.

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      Of your piggy?

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      For congratulatory prize for being FU. Funny acronym that.

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      Because Red Simons is the Pope of Rock.

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      Well congratz. i hope my gift of music is good enough.

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      And have i ever shown you Skyhooks? www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKS71oW0tZU

    • Solid_Syam

      9 years ago

      Not really, no. And i missed seeing you as FU? Lame.

    • Domin117

      9 years ago

      thanx!

    • Gadz00ks

      9 years ago

      Hey dude,
      Happy birthday!
      I got rid of my old profile 'plisskin' and changed to this one.
      Your account was always on my watch list so I bring for you a friend request wrapped in a box with a bow.
      Alas there is no cake :(
      All the best!

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      9 years ago

      Oh, I know. And less irritating as well, so that's good. =D

    • Cless

      9 years ago

      Thanks man, perhaps I will check it out.

    • Bellzebob

      9 years ago

      Congrats on being FU

    • tiger0629 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Featured User Rape smiley11.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley9.gif

    • KnockKnock

      9 years ago

      Congrats on FU

    • iamcevrus2

      9 years ago

      Happy FU day

    • RadarReady

      9 years ago

      Congrats on EFF EWE!

    • kiwakim

      9 years ago

      Congrats on the FU smiley0.gif

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      congrats on fu

    • nighthawk98

      9 years ago

      Body: PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • RocketJones

      9 years ago

      yeah...it can be hit or miss but i like that they take chances with their humor.

    • RocketJones

      9 years ago

      Precisely...they pull out seemingly random mythologies and insert them into an equally random context....but then they tie it all together in the end.

    • RocketJones

      9 years ago

      yeah...nowhere is that more evident than when they made fun of Ragnarok with a sex joke at the end...

    • RocketJones

      9 years ago

      i have to thank you....that is some seriously funny stuff

    • dxgunny

      9 years ago

      that it does

    • larkin26

      9 years ago

      No never seen brain dead is it good?

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      9 years ago

      I'm workin' on it.

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