Deftereye

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from Somewhere in Idaho.

    • Deftereye

      Signs you are watching too much RvB!

      7 years ago

      After checking my Mod History I found a whopping +93 Funny. Here's the post of SIGNS YOU ARE WATCHING TOO MUCH RvB!!:
      1:"Hegaukergerk" is part of your list of battle cries.(me)
      2:Constantly quoting.(me)
      3:Asking why your here.
      4:If you build a HUD and make an objectives list like Lopez's.
      5:Listen to music from Red vs Blue(me)
      6:If you say "You killed ___, you teamkilling fucktard!" instead of calling the person a Teamkiller.
      7:Your armor colors in Halo2(and 3) are that of a characters and you have no emblem.
      8:You put your gun in the rest position in Halo2 (and 3).
      9:When you get in a warthog you say "WARTHOG ONLINE"(sometimes)
      10: You say the names of your vehicle, ex. "Time to kill with the, M808B Main Battle Tank"
      11:You find yourself on a diet of oil and constantly need elbow grease.
      12:You go to the store(alot of people).
      13:Even though you're a "Pimp" for your job, you say you're a Mercenary.
      14:You buy Voltron.
      15:Your address is "Blood Gulch" Ave.(me)
      16:Your username is a character's.
      17:While playing Evil Genius, you constantly quote O'Mally lines.(me)
      18:You pretend you have an evil person inside of you that is constantly saying he will kill all your friends.
      19:You suck at sniping.
      20: While driving tanks, you suddenly become a hazard to anything around you...(umm, no comment)
      21:Your favorite powerup is "invisibility"
      22:When somebody says, "both," you say, "Seriously dude, like an ASS!"
      22a:You REALLY suck at sniping.
      23:Your idea of a good time is guarding a flag.(Ladies... ^_-)
      24:Your ideal religion depicts a holy red/blue flag, shining in the heavens and beckoning good defenders to guard it forever.
      25:You pay to have your house remodelled and filled with a single female tenant, while you're on vacation.
      26:When the sun explodes, you say before everybody dies, "Quick, turn around so we're blasted backwards!"(I will)
      27:When talking about time travel you declare, "I certainly would avoid the "Yellow" option..."
      28:You try to get a real spleen to create into a spleen ball (or spleen pole?) to use when you have kids for good times!
      29:You have a ball, and his name is Andy. (Now, I'm not implying any ball in particular... But please don't inform us which one.)
      30:Lastly, you say "He-Ha! He-Ha! He-Ha!" when riding a teeter-totter with your friend, while pretending to point a rifle at him/her.

      Edit: I hope you enjoyed the newly revised version of: Signs you are watching too much RvB, with grammatical improvements and nine extra scenarios.
      EditEdit: Oops, found out I posted a 22 that was a popular +11. The newest 22 is now 22a, and the old one is 22.

    • Deftereye

      Stealthy stealthy stealthy, ninja ninja.

      7 years ago

      If you're reading this, it's because you're already dead. If you're reading this it's because I'm already dead. If you're reading this, it's because I am your father, and I am dead. If you're reading this, check the graves of your deceased ancestors, because you'll find they have been broken out of... FROM THE INSIDE!!!

      One of them is me... Yes that's right... I got it on with your great, great, great, great, [insert title here], [insert female name here].

      But because of the medical technology of this day and age, you so graciously brought me back to life! Silly reader! smiley7.gif

    • Deftereye

      Kudos to RvB Team!

      9 years ago

      Kudos to the Red vs Blue team for starting this season off with a lethal bang! While laughing, I ran out of breath and died...

      Everyone grab a beer and drink to red vs blue! Then smash it over your head and drop dead in their honor! Everyone feel free to spam them love mail! Wooooohooo! YEA!

      P.S: Im still alive.

      I <3 RT!

    • Deftereye

      I have once again changed my pic gallery

      10 years ago

      from hot, to funny, but I kept 2 of my pics.

    • Deftereye

      NEW PIX!

      10 years ago

      I posted up me some new hot pics and im keeping them kinda clean... few tight clothings here and there but it is clean... I don't wanna overwhelm anyone and I don't want to get banned for nudity lol.

    • Deftereye

      Advent Rising, Gideon Wyatt

      10 years ago

      I got Advent Rising yesterday and it's definetly one of THE, best games i've ever played. The story is great and the gameplay is too freakin awesome for words! You can win $1,000,000 too! THATS ALOT OF 0s!

      Someone in the staff got married 0.o, better be wishing them happy marriage. smiley8.gif

    • Deftereye

      The forum in which I mod

      10 years ago

      WWW.abhnation.com
      Did that work lol?
      If not...
      Www.Abhnation.com

    • Deftereye

      Yawn...

      10 years ago

      Unfortunately there is no way in hell im gonna get a server up on red vs blue so you'll need to send me a really good pm with really good info to get it going...
      BTW: If you listen to any episode with any music and ffw or rwd it, it sounds funny... Try it with O'Mally in caboose its really funny. Its not like the regular people ffwding or rwding.

    • Deftereye

      Still waiting...

      10 years ago

      The server has yet to come up and playing with online friends keeps me alive.
      Unfortunately there has been a problem with the friend that will host the server for me and we cant see his server...
      So basically, it'll be a few days...

    • Deftereye

      !!!

      10 years ago

      Unfortunately the Red vs Blue CE Server will not be up for a few days. Until then keep in touch :D.

  • About Me

    Sponsor 'til the end of time. Though I don't pop around much anymore my love for Red vs Blue still exists in some strange form of hidden fanboyism.

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  • Comments (18)

    • Crash

      Crash

      7 years ago

      Wow, that is a very long time of inactivity. What surprises me more is that you felt my comment was worth modding when you came back to the site.

      Also, Crest of the Stars == much better manga than anime.

    • Deftereye

      Deftereye

      7 years ago

      Sorry about the lack of activity guys... My stale profile was covered in black mold and smelled like rotten eggs so I was too scared to come near it! smiley4.gif

      But I called the tech team and had them drop the Churchbomb on all of it!

    • Shrew

      Shrew

      8 years ago

      Long time no see... I just happened to run accross you're profile, wanted to say hi. Nothing more, nothing less. Plus, I'm leaving now.

    • pie_muncher

      pie_muncher

      8 years ago

      all your comics are so funny

    • speedy07

      speedy07

      9 years ago

      it has been a long time since you've been seen on the trivia thread

      where have you been?

    • DeVusDreamer

      DeVusDreamer

      9 years ago

      You should really consider updating or something...your profile is getting stale. I can see stuff growing on it.

    • no_good_name

      no_good_name

      9 years ago

      w00t!
      you're back!
      ^_^

    • no_good_name

      no_good_name

      9 years ago

      But above all I enjoy the RT forums and all the interesting people here.

      Really?
      If so, where are you?

    • Niner

      Niner

      10 years ago

      I was in Idaho over night, I played Doom three in a basement which the only light was the flash light spot on the screen. It got really weird when it got really quiet and I had a cat attack my leg. That scared every one in the room.

    • Niner

      Niner

      10 years ago

      I'm going to idaho in a few hours