DongZilla

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from San Antonio, TX

  • Activity

    • Hmmmm..

      7 years ago

      DongZilla

      [British accent] What's all this, then? [/British accent]

    • I...

      7 years ago

      DongZilla

      I am beginning to hate this site.

    • President Obama apologizes for America

      in Forums > President Obama apologizes for America | Follow this topic

      DongZilla

      Last week, President Obama made a speech in France where he apologized for the "arrogance of America." He spoke on the war on terror, apologizing on behalf of America. He apologized for America being "dismissive towards Europe."

      Well excuse me, Mr. President, but I have quite an issue with this. Why do you feel the need to apologize on behalf of me and other Americans? What exactly do you feel the need to apologize for? Do you feel that you need to apologize because America chooses to defend itself when attacked on domestic soil? Do you feel the need to apologize because America has stepped in to bail Europe out over and over and over in the past 200 years? Do you feel the need to apologize because you are embarrassed by your country? A country where a 47 year old man with no discernible skills besides being able to read off a teleprompter can rise thru the ranks to become president?

      Shame on you, Mr. President. Shame on you for lacking the one trait that the 43 men who preceded you in your position had in spades. Patriotism.

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    • MLB!!!

      7 years ago

      DongZilla

      So finally the day has come where the Major League Baseball season starts. I love baseball. Baseball is like a warm blanket. It's always there when you need it. It comes in right after the NCAA Tourney ends. Football season is still months away. Network TV decides to take a 3 month break. But baseball is there to give us good solid sports entertainment EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT!

      There is nothing better than a warm summer evening at a MLB stadium watching a game. Warm breeze, the smell of the stadium, the over head lights bathing the green grass in faux-sunshine. It's an experience to behold.

      This year I am making two pilgrimages to baseball cathedrals. In late May I will be making my first trip to Wrigley Field.

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      In August, I have two tickets to sit on top of the Green Monster at Fenway Park.

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      What's funny is that I have been to a ton of baseball stadiums outside of Texas but I've never been to the Ballpark at Arlington or to Minute Maid. I may just have to fix that this summer!!!!

      Play ball (or play with your own balls, whichever suits you better.)

    • G20 Forum

      in Forums > G20 Forum | Follow this topic

      DongZilla

      So do you think that if President Obama farts during a meeting at the G20, will the other leaders point and laugh?

      All your official G20 talk goes in this thread. I expect it to have 800 replies in the next 3 hours. Discuss.

      19 replies

    • Let's get it on

      in Forums > Let's get it on | Follow this topic

      DongZilla

      There isn't enough conflict and hate on this site. Let's bring back the old days of yelling and screaming.

      78 replies

    • Technique Tips

      in Forums > Technique Tips | Follow this topic

      DongZilla

      Since this is the Jerk_Off group, lay out your tips on technique. Girls are invited to participate as well.

      I like to add a little twist at the end sometimes. Clockwise or counterclockwise depending on if I am going righty or lefty. Generally I go lefty, but that's just me.

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    • Umm...

      7 years ago

      DongZilla

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      This place frightens and confuses me.

    • 2016 years ago

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  • About Me

    I don't like comic books. I don't like Halo. Captain Dynamic is a douche bag. I am only here because some bastards killed LonghornNation.


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  • Comments (69)

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      6 years ago

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      I want to take this time to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    • BurntBadBoy

      7 years ago

      Hey dude. Metcalf has a fantasy football league on yahoo. Going to be a 10 team league, with 7 in already (me, frog, metcalf, pgm, vancouver, champs, and rr is coming this evening when I call him).

      C'mon! Let me cleat dat ass up!

      # 740079

      pw = 75035

    • rr24

      7 years ago

      What's up Dong?!? Been zilla'ing any dongs lately?

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Dude, this place is so dead. Entertain me!

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Thanks man. The postitives are that he went out on top (calling the World Series final out last year) and he collapsed and died doing what he loved (getting ready to call a Phillies game)

    • khefner

      7 years ago

      So are you pregnant or something?


      Nope. Just fat.

    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      Deal! Although she's pretty hot we could just share him.
      J/K.

    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      I hope so, I totally plan to stalk him.

      ha

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Touche!

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Is it? Didn't know that. Does it make more sense at the fact that I have really bad sinus and allergy problems? My doctor thinks I might need to see a specialist.

    • flashtek

      7 years ago

      Why do you think I got the bench seat in the front??? smiley0.gif

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      You're a dude- you're supposed to hate babies!!!!!!!!!!!

    • champs2005

      7 years ago

      That site is restricted for members only if someone invites someone that should not be on there they will get booted.

    • birdcoltrane

      7 years ago

      I totally agree with you on the NCAA Basketball Posts

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      You told me I was going to get messages from nerds because my boobs were showing somewhat...you didn't say that someone was going to mistake me for a prostitue!!!!!!!!!

    • UTstatsgirl

      7 years ago

      Nope, not those yummy, delicious squirts of sugar-coated marshmallow... real, baby chickens...lol

    • PGM35

      7 years ago

      Whatever! Thanks for the comment I think! smiley8.gif

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Oh okay. Thanks. I wasn't trying to make it more special than any other journal, I just like to talk a lot. LOL. Not sure why it was so good, but I appreciate the gratitude.

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Are you being sarcastic? I can never tell with you.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Yeah completely dead. Hopelessly dead. Barely hanging on. . . completely sucking from me any will to actually be a productive member of society.

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Yes I am aware that I made that journal to be commented about. I expect nothing less from you guys...

    • lilribbit

      7 years ago

      You know when the grudge made that gawd-awful sound when it opened it's mouth...just like that. Although some creepy lil' kid screeching like a cat wouldn't give me the warm fuzzies either.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      WTF you doin Fuzz-puller.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Major fuzz-pullers.

    • La_bella

      7 years ago

      Lol yeah that would be a cool deal if that was the arrangement I had!!

      I do my own laundry, pay for my own food, basically I just sleep there. Lol so yeah...it's not THAT sweet of a deal!

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      7 years ago

      There sure do seem to be a lot of cry babies around here.



      That may be but I don't see what difference that makes really.

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      7 years ago

      Dude, we (pretty much everyone who came over from LN) do nothing but make fun of the other people here all day. Including ourselves.



      I get that, but others that are not familiar with anyone from LN probably do not. That should be kept in mind.

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      7 years ago

      Sorry, dude. You had voiced your unhappiness about us in the past. The general consensus was that you blew the whistle on IWs. Therefore, I was insanely pissed at you.


      I never cared about that group really. The only point I ever made was that it seemed like the IW's were making fun of the JW group. I knew who was involved though (yourself included) so I took that at a very face value.

      I really have no idea what is going on and I am doing what I can to find out and fix the problem for both groups.

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      7 years ago

      I just found out the Image Whore group got deleted......and were not insulting anyone...the people who were image whored were laughing and were not insulted.

      What happened?

      I also saw were folks made a few complaints but like Pgm said I don't think any rules were being violated.
      Hey Jeremy - if you can find out anything about the deleting of the Image Whores group, I'd appreciate it. I don't they violated any TOU and if they got deleted b/c someone on the JW's complained, well, that is just not cool.
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      Do you have any clue how pissed off I am at you about the fact that image whores got killed but this bullshit group did not? Fucking bullshit, dude. You and your little friends had to bitch and fucking moan. Way to go.
      I read where you didn't like the image whore group.

      Everybody we've been image whoring loved it.

      It is was a great group.

      Who did you whine to to get the group deleted?

      You know there are a lot of copy-cat groups.

      red team/ blue team
      I love Hobbie / I love Burnie
      Girls of RVB / Boys of RVB

      Man up.

      And if you weren't the one who got it deleted, no apologies are being offered, cuz you still were whining like a little baby.





      You all need to get all of your facts straight before you come crying and complaining to me. I have been moving into my new house for the last few days and haven't even had access to the Internet. I finally got logged on this morning only to find out that the JW's Group got deleted.

      All I can say is that our group functioned on the site for quite a while until your group came into existence. I have absolutely no idea if there is any connection there.

      I have no idea why either groups got deleted but don't go blaming me. Why don't you try asking someone who actually has control over the site.


      So I want to thank all of you for the rude comments and pointless post on my profile.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Holla!

    • SSglasseye

      7 years ago

      hai

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    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      i just now heard it on the radio this afternoon...so i'm thinkin yes...if i can get Robin to go

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Later man.. .i'm out for the night.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      At least you are a sponsor - large image capacity.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      I left a message on MonopolyJ asking him to man up.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Good bull.

      I doubt he killed it. . . .

      Probably MonopolyJ whining to Hobbie or something.

      Fuck i don't know.

      All i know is i am out of longhorn nation group.

      LN is dead.
      RIP

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      Longhornnation.com.

      IW.

      All of it.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      it's over.

    • champs2005

      7 years ago

      Thanks Josh I just have to take care of the wife.

    • DongZilla

      7 years ago

      Yes, I believe I am. You???

    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      Matt Nathanson-May 10 Stubbs...you going?

    • rr24

      7 years ago

      You're the image whore leader. Oh my gosh, that is freaking funny. Man, I'm getting cross-eyed at looking at all these groups.

      I bet if I put a search out for a group called, 'Members waiting for Halo version 599', I bet I could find it on here.

      Or how bout a group of 'left hoofed hippopotamus gamers?' I bet I could find it on here.

    • rr24

      7 years ago

      Yeah, it's good to see you clowns once again. I just entered my first recruiting post in the Longhorns section. I read somewhere on someones comment sheet, that not much goes on there.

      Well, that will just have to change. I'll see to it.

      Anyway, dude, it's good to see you on here. I'll chat more tomorrow. It's bedtime for me now.

      Hook 'Em!

    • rr24

      7 years ago

      HahaHa!! This is too funny. I feel, like I graduated from college all over again, off to spread my wings and explore life (LN). Then I wake up and find myself in third grade (here). Bwahahahahaha!!!

      What up bitch!

    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      wanted to post a silly link
      doesn't deserve it's own thread
      found a place for it i guess.

    • Kim_Possible

      7 years ago

      is there a "in the news" forum

    • SSglasseye

      7 years ago

      yes really...you say it as though it were a bad thing. stone cold steve austin has to be one of the coolest individuals ever made. behind the ultimate warrior, of course

    • UTstatsgirl

      7 years ago

      Thanks for the pic comment! :-)

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      This place is dead as fuck.

    • Jerk_Off

      7 years ago

      This place is dead as fuck.

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