DongZilla

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from San Antonio, TX

    • DongZilla

      Hmmmm..

      6 years ago

      [British accent] What's all this, then? [/British accent]

    • DongZilla

      I...

      6 years ago

      I am beginning to hate this site.

    • DongZilla

      President Obama apologizes for America

      in Forums > President Obama apologizes for America | Follow this topic

      Last week, President Obama made a speech in France where he apologized for the "arrogance of America." He spoke on the war on terror, apologizing on behalf of America. He apologized for America being "dismissive towards Europe."

      Well excuse me, Mr. President, but I have quite an issue with this. Why do you feel the need to apologize on behalf of me and other Americans? What exactly do you feel the need to apologize for? Do you feel that you need to apologize because America chooses to defend itself when attacked on domestic soil? Do you feel the need to apologize because America has stepped in to bail Europe out over and over and over in the past 200 years? Do you feel the need to apologize because you are embarrassed by your country? A country where a 47 year old man with no discernible skills besides being able to read off a teleprompter can rise thru the ranks to become president?

      Shame on you, Mr. President. Shame on you for lacking the one trait that the 43 men who preceded you in your position had in spades. Patriotism.

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    • DongZilla

      MLB!!!

      6 years ago

      So finally the day has come where the Major League Baseball season starts. I love baseball. Baseball is like a warm blanket. It's always there when you need it. It comes in right after the NCAA Tourney ends. Football season is still months away. Network TV decides to take a 3 month break. But baseball is there to give us good solid sports entertainment EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT!

      There is nothing better than a warm summer evening at a MLB stadium watching a game. Warm breeze, the smell of the stadium, the over head lights bathing the green grass in faux-sunshine. It's an experience to behold.

      This year I am making two pilgrimages to baseball cathedrals. In late May I will be making my first trip to Wrigley Field.

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      In August, I have two tickets to sit on top of the Green Monster at Fenway Park.

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      What's funny is that I have been to a ton of baseball stadiums outside of Texas but I've never been to the Ballpark at Arlington or to Minute Maid. I may just have to fix that this summer!!!!

      Play ball (or play with your own balls, whichever suits you better.)

    • DongZilla

      G20 Forum

      in Forums > G20 Forum | Follow this topic

      So do you think that if President Obama farts during a meeting at the G20, will the other leaders point and laugh?

      All your official G20 talk goes in this thread. I expect it to have 800 replies in the next 3 hours. Discuss.

      19 replies

    • DongZilla

      Let's get it on

      in Forums > Let's get it on | Follow this topic

      There isn't enough conflict and hate on this site. Let's bring back the old days of yelling and screaming.

      78 replies

    • DongZilla

      Technique Tips

      in Forums > Technique Tips | Follow this topic

      Since this is the Jerk_Off group, lay out your tips on technique. Girls are invited to participate as well.

      I like to add a little twist at the end sometimes. Clockwise or counterclockwise depending on if I am going righty or lefty. Generally I go lefty, but that's just me.

      50 replies

    • DongZilla

      Umm...

      6 years ago

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      This place frightens and confuses me.

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      2015 years ago

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      2015 years ago

  • About Me

    I don't like comic books. I don't like Halo. Captain Dynamic is a douche bag. I am only here because some bastards killed LonghornNation.


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  • Comments (69)

    • monopoly_j

      monopoly_j Elevator's not worthy.

      5 years ago

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      I want to take this time to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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      Luke 2:1-20

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    • BurntBadBoy

      BurntBadBoy

      5 years ago

      Hey dude. Metcalf has a fantasy football league on yahoo. Going to be a 10 team league, with 7 in already (me, frog, metcalf, pgm, vancouver, champs, and rr is coming this evening when I call him).

      C'mon! Let me cleat dat ass up!

      # 740079

      pw = 75035

    • rr24

      rr24

      6 years ago

      What's up Dong?!? Been zilla'ing any dongs lately?

    • La_bella

      La_bella

      6 years ago

      Dude, this place is so dead. Entertain me!

    • Jerk_Off

      Jerk_Off

      6 years ago

      Thanks man. The postitives are that he went out on top (calling the World Series final out last year) and he collapsed and died doing what he loved (getting ready to call a Phillies game)

    • khefner

      khefner

      6 years ago

      So are you pregnant or something?


      Nope. Just fat.

    • Kim_Possible

      Kim_Possible

      6 years ago

      Deal! Although she's pretty hot we could just share him.
      J/K.

    • Kim_Possible

      Kim_Possible

      6 years ago

      I hope so, I totally plan to stalk him.

      ha

    • La_bella

      La_bella

      6 years ago

      Touche!

    • La_bella

      La_bella

      6 years ago

      Is it? Didn't know that. Does it make more sense at the fact that I have really bad sinus and allergy problems? My doctor thinks I might need to see a specialist.