DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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    • GTA V

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      This might actually be the best game ever made. If you haven't tried it yet, you are losing out big time. I only have a couple issues. The game lets you put a hit out on someone, cool. It lets you put a hit on anyone, anywhere in the game. I had a hit put on me for no reason at all and spent the next ten minutes running for my life, would have been fun except I was running from a guy in a F-16, I was a little out classed. Also, I got kicked by someone. I was in freeplay. How the hell did that happen? That being said, the graphics, the physics, the story, and the voice acting might very well be the best ever. 10 out of 10.

    • Awesome

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      What's better than seeing Star Trek opening night? Seeing it 3D and having a theatre all to yourself. Epic!

    • I'm dumb

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Have you ever done something stupid but you had to keep doing it so not to look more stupid? I stopped at a rest station on my way home from Georgia and without realizing it, I had puffed out my chest like a teen at the beach. Too late, now I have to keep doing it. shit

    • WTF

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      I just checked my e-mail and got a message that I should change my password. Apparently, someone sent a message to all the people on my contact list. I don't know what the message was, all I know is it sent one to my grandmother.

    • Seriously...?

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      I should be allowed to carry a camp shovel just for the purpose of whacking dumb people. Went to see Oz today, great movie btw, and there was a woman in front of me asking about every movie there was to see. The theater has TWENTY screens. Who the fuck does that? I've gone to the theater before and said "I'll just watch whatever is next," this woman wanted a synopsis of every movie there! Where the hell was my shovel when I needed it?!

    • gross

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      Who the hell puts onions on a turkey, bacon, cheddar quasadia? Smart Ones, that's who. Straight into the garbage.

    • Owww!

      3 years ago

      DrunkenToast

      I finally learned just how out of shape I am today. I went to the gym for the first time ever and worked with a trainer. We did sets for about 12 minutes and he had to stop me there. I was told that normally, that would run for about 30 minutes, but he couldn't take that risk with me. Sitting in his office, he kept asking if I was going to pass out, I said I wanted to.

  • Comments (169)

    • DemonDylan

      4 years ago

      Never mind

    • DemonDylan

      4 years ago

      Drunken Toast cool page but i was wondering how do you post gifs on your homepage do i have to be a sponsor?

    • Oddree13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Thanks for joining the RvBFL group!

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      I don't remember, try this site or this one

    • XxironfistxX

      5 years ago

      damn nice gifs dude, wanna tell me where you gottem? LOL

    • GermanHalo

      5 years ago

      lol she is indeed

      well I have never seen something that crazy before, but our firing range has a roof over it, and there are bullet holes in it.....goes to show you, some people shouldnt carry weapons.

      haha you work for LE?

    • _Target_

      6 years ago

      Poke

    • kevinheraiz

      6 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHHA epic saying

    • Aeronator

      6 years ago

      happy FU day dude.

    • kitcorpse

      6 years ago

      FU Again???????????? What the hell?

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      cool

    • netsurfer_x1

      6 years ago

      if it's for a mac, I do not envy you. sorry


      Well actually, the Optimus Maximus keyboard is universal & will work with either PCs or Macs.

    • Spartan_251

      6 years ago

      haha i watched that world war thing on your profile like 3 times its great

    • shotgunwhor

      6 years ago

      hey man hows it goin?

    • vamptigergal

      6 years ago

      hey! i love your tag! i lol so hard at it! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Strutter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Ha! that purse snatcher gets fucked up
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    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      right under your avatar. it says edit photos / edit videos. simply copy the URL from a vid you like and paste in the box

    • GermanHalo

      6 years ago

      Where do you go to post videos?

    • GermanHalo

      6 years ago

      Drunken freak! You're on!

    • Stonesword

      6 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      come by and find out

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      How's the kitchen coming along?

    • SilverSarg

      7 years ago

      nope got it from the sight

    • charlie_chur

      7 years ago

      hey there

    • netsurfer_x1

      7 years ago

      are they offering apples as a prize? how old is this show? Your showcase includes...FIRE!!! Yes, fire. The latest thing to be invinted. it helps with the cooking. lets you see in the dark!


      In response to your comment on my pic, it's from the first or second season of The Price is Right, so that would make it 1972 or 1973. The apples themselves were just an extra that they offered on that particular showcase.

    • GermanHalo

      7 years ago

      Random hello. Haven't seen you on in a while.

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      You Guessed It!!

    • jims_imac

      7 years ago

      WHERE's TEH TOAST??

    • hatesgriff23

      7 years ago

      Thanks for joining smiley0.gif

      you've got a lot reading to do, and I recommend on doing that before posting.

    • V00deux

      7 years ago

      JacobandEdward.jpg

      cause it pisses off twilight fan-girls!

    • rocker101

      7 years ago

      hi

    • _Nuge_

      7 years ago

      Obama_Tits_or_GTFO.jpg

    • hatesgriff23

      7 years ago

      Favorite Movies
      "Any with explosions and/or boobs"

      Right on man!

    • hatesgriff23

      7 years ago

      Thanks for the request =]

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      New Alestorm album released in the US on June 2nd titled Black Sails at Midnight...
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    • Box

      7 years ago

      Long time no talk Mr. Toast smiley1.gif

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      In reply to DrunkenToast, #2394:


      P.S. you don't need to have sex for your brain to release endorphins.


      I never said that. In fact, chocolate does the same thing. Endorphines are simply the chemical in our brain responsible for joy, love, happiness, etc.

    • KoreanWonder

      7 years ago

      In reply to DrunkenToast, #2394:

      In reply to KoreanWonder, #2390:

      chinobo chimps are the third species that have sex for fun. these three species are the only ones who produce endorphines.


      I know. As a matter of fact Chinobo chimps are actually the horniest animal in the animal kingdom. They're constantly having sex.

      P.S. you don't need to have sex for your brain to release endorphins.

    • Qwert2401

      7 years ago

      where do u get all of ur animated profile things

    • Jiggady

      7 years ago

      nice boobies

    • Orangejuice

      7 years ago

      so whats new

    • atlus0016

      7 years ago

      LOL Showdown. Pick you cat Here

    • Fungster

      7 years ago

      if you think there is a lot there you should see the other side smiley0.gif

    • youwish

      7 years ago

      Whoa. You got a lot o' boobs on your profile kid. Lol

    • DrunkenToast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      In reply to Broly2458, #-1:

      i just commented on his page. he gives them out pretty quick

    • Broly2458

      7 years ago

      i haven't thanked you yet
      thank you very much for becoming my friend

      how did you get burnie's reward

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      Don't work too hard!!!!

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      2010 is right around the corner and an old muscle car is about to return. Introducing the 2010 Plymouth Roadrunner...
      2010-plymouth-road-runner.jpg

    • kitcorpse

      7 years ago

      Any news on your PC yet?

    • axe58

      7 years ago

      love. your. homepage.

      seriously, I've been watching it over and over for about 20 minutes now

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