GunM3Tal

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    • GunM3Tal

      Deadliest Warrior

      6 years ago

      Deadliest Warrior is a show that compares the best of two different classes. Moreover, the two classes have never fought in history before. Throughout the entire show, they compare test results that they conduct themselves. All the test results are entered into a computer statistics program and then set into a final decision of which warrior is better.

      The final decision is then made into a "LIVE scenario" to entertain the viewers.

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      This series is unbelievably inaccurate. I recent just saw an episode pitting the American Green Berets against the Russian Spetsnaz soldiers. The episode had many inconsistent test results. Fair test results are tests that have the same conditions and rules. The episode I saw had only three tests that had the same conditions.

      American Green Berets:
      M21 Sniper Rifle --edge
      M4A1 Carbine --tie
      Mossfield 12 Gauge Pump Shotgun
      Berretta Pistol
      Entrenching "E-tool" Tool Shovel
      M67 Fragmentation Grenade --edge

      Russian Spetsnaz:
      Dragunov Sniper Rifle
      AK-74 Assault Rifle --tie
      Saiga 12 Gauge Cartridge-fed Semi-Automatic Shotgun --edge
      Markarov Pistol --edge by skill
      Ballistics Knife --edge
      RGD-5 Fragmentation Grenade

    • GunM3Tal

      How weird is this?

      6 years ago

      I'm currently staring at a bottle of fruit juice, and its brand is:



      wait for it

      Naked

      WTF?! A BOTTLE OF JUICE!!! Did they just name it that for kicks?



      **EDIT**

      Just the thought of the following conversation blows my mind.




      "Hey dude, get whatever... I'll buy."

      "Aight... I'm gonna get Naked."

      "Yeah... wait what?!"

      "Yeah!"

      "Uhh... alright dude, if that's what you really want to-..."

      "No, it's a drink."

    • GunM3Tal

      Music Mayhem

      6 years ago

      The orchestra teacher "Bear" is retiring, and our school board is considering discontinuing the strings portion of our music department at our school.

      I'm all for Bear retiring, just because he's been at the school for WAYYY too long (over 20 years), but if I really think about it... I'm not going to participate if he retires. The newbie teacher that'll replace him will never be as good as the school needs him/her to be. Moreover, if the whole entire strings portion ends, I'm going to have to find another class for credits. Our small group will have to find something else to occupy our time, and most of us enjoy going to orchestra simply to get out of class.

      Bear has taught Elementary, Junior High, and Senior High orchestras in our district. Without him, the whole strings department will collapse, hence why the school may discontinue it. Of course, they don't like that either... they'll have spent so much money for years for nothing (not just them too... families renting instruments will be PISSED). Hopefully we'll still have it, regardless of who teaches.

    • GunM3Tal

      Oh... hello

      6 years ago

      As you probably know, I haven't been on in FOREVER. Allow me to be the first to officially say, PSYCH! I've been online... you just haven't seen me. And for everyone that's confused, my show "offline" may or may not be active.

      My Xbox LIVE subscription ended, so I can't really send messages to anyone, and I've got a crapload of homework right now... better get started.

      I'm referring to myself as Drew just because I think it sounds cooler... l8er everyone. Drew out.

    • GunM3Tal

      Just For Laughs...

      6 years ago

      Laughter is an audible expression (written as ha ha, he he, rotflmao, lol etc.), or appearance of merriment or happiness, or an inward feeling of joy and pleasure (laughing on the inside). It may ensue (as a physiological reaction) from jokes, tickling, and other stimuli. Inhaling nitrous oxide can also induce laughter; other drugs, such as cannabis, can also induce episodes of strong laughter. Strong laughter can sometimes bring an onset of tears or even moderate muscular pain.

      Laughter is a part of human behaviour regulated by the brain. It helps humans clarify their intentions in social interaction and provides an emotional context to conversations. Laughter is used as a signal for being part of a group â€' it signals acceptance and positive interactions with others. Laughter is sometimes seemingly contagious, and the laughter of one person can itself provoke laughter from others as a positive feedback.[1] An extreme case of this is the Tanganyika laughter epidemic. This may account in part for the popularity of laugh tracks in situation comedy television shows.

      The study of humor and laughter, and its psychological and physiological effects on the human body is called gelotology.

      ~Wikipedia

      Some of this is correct... realize that laughing is also a way to make fun of someone's weaknesses, mistakes, and other such negativity, in a "positive" and socially acceptable manner. You laugh at others because you feel superior to them... that's essentially what laughter is. Unfortunately, it is true... most jokes these days are in a way making fun of someone. Even if that person is a fictional character.

      Think about the last time you laughed, was it at a joke, or at someone? Was it chemically induced (caused by laughing gas, probably at a dentist office)? Or was it really genuine laughter, the kind that comes from pure happiness.

      So, remember that something that is just for laughs, isn't really for laughs... it's really quite mean to laugh.

    • GunM3Tal

      F*ck me

      6 years ago

      The days I'm not on RvB, there turns out to be a contest for Mythic Maps... DAMMIT!

      I'm definitely leaving the site sometime soon. If another contest pops up, I'll consider staying just a bit longer.

    • GunM3Tal

      ... wow?

      6 years ago

      A week has passed since I last logged on to RvB. I'm sorry if I upse-... ah, who am I kidding.

      No one really pays attention to me. I haven't received a real comment from anyone (except for Taya, Yuki, and Melissa), in over 3 months. No "hi" messages, no journal comments... people don't check my profile on a daily basis for new updates. Rather, it's switched. I'm getting rather bored, and somewhat depressed... Unless you guys can keep me here, I'm leaving. I'll be on every month or so, just to clear my inbox.

      Consider this my two weeks notice...


      If you need to contact me, send a private message. I'll reply, giving you my hotmail address. For any other purpose, here's my youtube account. I'll be on nearly everyday there, so leave a comment some time.

    • GunM3Tal

      *cries*

      6 years ago

      My little Penguin died today... a year and 9 days old.

    • GunM3Tal

      Wow

      6 years ago

      The site is really bugging out. I can't even load up anything on Mozilla.

      Oh wellz... IE 8 for me.

  • Comments (246)

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      Not at all...

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

      Get online plz?

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      GET ON!!! PLZZZZZZZZZZ!

    • Kairi15

      Kairi15

      6 years ago

      XD
      i hav no idea
      y? do u lik readin my mis-spelled words?????

    • mah_lazors

      mah_lazors

      6 years ago

      Thanks ^^

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      Hey! It's Yuki's Birthday (I think...) Go say something to her. NOW!

    • Kairi15

      Kairi15

      6 years ago

      lol man i waz kiddin
      u made me laugh when i read ur comment XD
      ty

      Post edited 2/04/09 8:03PM

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      "Thank you... thank you very much."

      No, seriously... thnx. :P

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      ... I know, so what?

      I'm making more stories in the future... possibly even fanfics.

    • L1nK5Kn1L

      L1nK5Kn1L

      6 years ago

      Just don't leave again... I need critique!

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