HaloLauren

Female
from Earth,.. ..I think

  • Activity

    • Heartbreaking Farewell.

      3 months ago

      HaloLauren

      Hi everyone!

      First off, I've got to say in the coming weeks i'll be moving in with a friend. Unfortunately he doesn't have any internet :(

      So this will likely be my last update.

      I've been lucky and i've had a lot of good times on here. I'm gonna miss all of you soo much but this is new chapter in my life.


      I've got an apprenticeship working for a tattooist, and i'm officially 'Inked' now too, that's taking up a lot of my time.

      I'll be uploading that last pictures on this site in a few minutes.

      I just want you all to know, i love you all and i'll never forget any of you!

      Especially mcdonaldsrox & jojo2442!


      Love you all!

      -Lauren 'Jinx' xxx

    • Busy...

      9 months ago

      HaloLauren

      Hey all!

      I haven't been on much lately mostly due to being busy over Christmas. (And I'm not a fan of the new site)

      But I want you all to know I may be busy over the first half of 2016, so if I don't reply to you or I'm not active for a while please don't delete me, I promise I'll return!


      -HaloLauren (Jinx) xxx


      P.S. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate!

      P.P.S Thank you Markus for giving me a few tips on building in Minecraft, It won't let me reply to you so I'm doing it here :P I'll be online tonight in 30 mins

    • T-minus 14 1/2 hours

      10 months ago

      HaloLauren

      I can't wait much longer dammit!

      I want to know, who of you has been glued to Reddit Fallout4Leaks?

      Also which edition are you getting, I personally have £100 for the pip-boy edition!

      And finally what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuQPfVZbMbgI



    • HaloLauren reviews 1

      10 months ago

      HaloLauren

      HaloLauren reviews: SOMA


      WOW, what can I say about SOMA?

      If you're into the stealth, survival, horror genre then I urge you to play Frictional games latest release. Unlike other 'bad' horrors such as Dead Space and Alien: Isolation, SOMA actually paces the game and spaces the monsters out. It's atmospheric, creepy and the perfect game for Halloween. In fact, that's the only reason I bought this game, for Halloween but after that night I was hooked on its deep geeky story. I don't want to spoil it for any potential players but I will say that it separates the smarties from the dummies. It has relatable characters, amazing graphics and brilliant areas to explore (and die).

      In my opinion SOMA is a refreshing new idea that revitalised the horror/gaming world, and it's only £23.99! After playing SOMA you'll understand why I'm amazed it's not the price of a AAA game 'cos it sure performs like one!


      10/10 cookies!

    • Jeez

      11 months ago

      HaloLauren

      Okay, I've had a lot of people ask me on this site and on FunnyJunk what my stance on Modern day feminists and SJW's is.

      Well it's time to tackle this subject directly. Modern day feminism isn't about equality anymore it's about domination.

      For example, I genuinely saw a woman post this on another site "If i had a child that was a boy I'd cut his penis off so that he won't become a misogynist." That's not equality, that's disgusting cruelty. I've spoken to men before. In fact i was raped by a man but I don't judge one man by the actions of another.

      So in short, I believe in equality, not the modern day misguided bullshit that women (If you can call them that) like Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian stand for. After all, Zoe is a dumb slut that made a bad game and fucked her way to good ratings and Anita is a complete idiot that believes the new building system in Fallout 4 is "Just stuff to kill other stuff".

      Now I'm a gamer, i love the story and lore of pretty much most games, you can ask me any question about most games and i can answer it. I have played online and I have had guys bugging me because I'm a girl, but they're a small percentage and to be honest, it's because it's rare to meet other girls playing online in comparison to guys. Sure there's ton's of studies saying "Female gamers are closing the gap on Male gamers." Let me tell you, they're not.

      These studies are made to include Facebook games which are NOT REAL GAMES, Most console and PC games are real games but stupid little games like Farmville and Candycrush are not true games.


      Now for the SJW's. How bad must your life be to judge everybody else's?

      Being overweight is unhealthy, It's not always a medical side-affect that can't be controlled. It's not fat-shaming, it's a warning that you're bodies weight could one day kill you. I understand that a lot of overweight people suffer from mental conditions such as depression or eating disorders and some people have conditions like diabetes but this is aimed at people who are just plain lazy and/or over eat simply because there's cheap food in their house.

      Let's get this straight, there's only TWO BIOLOGICAL GENDERS UNLESS YOU INCLUDE HERMAPHRODITES (People born Intersex, with both sets of genitals)

      I don't care if you think you're a furry deep down or you want to call yourself gender fluid, you're either a man or a woman. I will refer to you as a Woman if you are a man turned woman, I will refer to you as a Man if you are a woman turned man but that is out of respect for you.

      But finally, one thing SJW's need to remember is everyone has their own opinion. Sure it's their opinion that everyone is wrong and they're right. Sure they crave attention so they go all politically correct, and sure they can choose who they like and don't like. But an opinion is relative to an individual and the second it becomes an action, either by Cyber bullying or by Doxxing, then it becomes an excuse. Women aren't getting cyber bullied all the time! I've only been cyber bullied once, and that was by another woman! AND IT DIDN'T GIVE ME PTSD!

      I'M NOT TRIGGERED EVERY FIVE MINUTES!

      No, what these SJW's and feminazi's want is attention. They're internet trolls. And what do we do with Trolls? We don't feed them!




      Seriously, girls? What the fuck do you think the UN's gonna do? Pat you on the back so you can scream "Rape!"

    • Typical.

      11 months ago

      HaloLauren

      I've got writers block so I've given up on my novel for tonight and I'm gonna watch some Yogscast: Trials of Skobbles with some crunchy M&M's. Yay!

    • Hlep

      1 year ago

      HaloLauren

      I was wondering if I should maybe start a YouTube channel. Maybe do some funny episodes similar to FunHaus, Birgirpall, Yogscast or Vanoss.

      What do you guys think?

      It's gonna take time for me to get the tech and get up and running but I've got a few people who I know would like to start a channel together.

      So yeah, in unrelated news I should probably inform whoever reads these that my mum died just over a week ago. The funeral was last Thursday

    • Drawings

      1 year ago

      HaloLauren

      I've been drawing recently, a lot of Five Nights at Freddy's themed drawings.

      I've uploaded them to my Images, please share honest opinions

  • About Me

    I love playing Games although I prefer to play offline.
    I'm not one of those fake girl gamers that think they're MLG because they play FarmVille.
    I play real games like: Halo, CoD, Gears of War, InFamous, Skyrim, The Order: 1886, Dying Light, Fallout, Mass Effect, etc...
    Me and my friend have also been writing a book for the past six months and I can't wait to show it off to some of you!
    I am Bi-Sexual and I used to have a medical condition but that got fixed after an operation.
    Also Shoutout to my Girlfriend: mcdonaldsrox
    I accept random friend requests and last but not least... ...Welcome to my Profile!

    Open AllClose All

  • Comments (488)

    • mcdonaldsrox

      1 year ago

      Oh damn... those are all good drawing ._. I could never compete. I can't even draw stick men x_x

    • DRosales

      1 year ago

      Hey there, just stumbled across your profile and had to say your gallery is hilarious! :) And it's always nice to meet a gamer girl who is also into RT smiley0.gif

    • Caszie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fishy Queen

      1 year ago

      Hey! Thank you for the friendship! :3

    • Nicolai

      1 year ago

      Stay online for 15 minutes please...

    • Nicolai

      1 year ago

      Is there away I could possibly convince you to possibly stay online for more than one minute tomorrow please?
      Just tell me when we could chat for a bit, please?

      Yes, humble enough for 2 pleases.....

      • Nicolai

        1 year ago

        I'm suddenly embarrassed to have this specific discussion in the public forum of comments section.........,
        If (as I hope) you choose to reply, please make it a private message. If not, that is fine as always.

      • HaloLauren

        1 year ago

        Haha, I'm a very busy lass XD
        I can't tommorow since I'm going to a big hall investigation tonight so I'll be knackered tommorow, but I'll let you know as soon as Im certain when I can come online for awhile x

    • greyflame

      2 years ago

      Wow, Lauren, I gotta admit you look good as a goth. Heh.

      • HaloLauren

        1 year ago

        Lol did you finally get a sandy?

      • greyflame

        1 year ago

        They're cool, I got a new one called chuck, he's abit of an asshole

      • HaloLauren

        2 years ago

        Thanks grey :) How're your ferrets?

    • godstouch07

      2 years ago

      Playin Destiny?

      • godstouch07

        2 years ago

        shoot me a friend request @Godstouch07

        currently running lvl 22 Hunter. Working 50-60 hour weeks so getting on when I can. weekends more so.

      • HaloLauren

        2 years ago

        Hell yeah

        Lvl 10 | Hunter | Human Female

    • johnnyboy17

      2 years ago

      Thanks for accepting my request :) You had me at Halo

    • khakiace87

      3 years ago

      hey sis how are u

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      which one?

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      nin is a pretty great band

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsqpeiTqg8&ob=av...
      temporarily my favorite song
      it changes alot but i quite like this one

    • mcdonaldsrox

      4 years ago

      What? No. Maya looks cooler.

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      so twould appear i missed you by around twenty or thirty minutes
      cursed blackened damn

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      i do believe i missed you by thirty seconds or so
      son of a whore

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      twas meant a flippant and coy remark without real meaning

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      obviously

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      how does it work out that any time i stay up specifically to talk to you, youre not online, yet when i'm up doing nothing either i catch you just barely in time to say "shit, if only i'd been on earlier....." or miss you entirely?
      fucking hell................ should've slept i guess

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      fucking finals week. got i hate it so much

    • williams FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hey Lauren, it's great to meet you!

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hey buddy what's up?

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      me too, so pointless

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      missed by five minutes
      sorry, i went to sleep........damn sleep why is it even necessary

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      i'm tipsy be online

      you'll get even more truth from me this way
      i know you like truth from me..... come on...... here lauren lauren lauren................


      gods damn it, i spent nearly 3 hours at the bar talking to the aged barflies, don't i get some instant gratification for my good karma???


      (read all with heavy sarcasm)

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      i hope so, tonight is movie night and i cant be tired. where's my venom drinks?! XD

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Yea I crashed pretty hard. I slept for 20 hours, but it was a fun day :)

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLNfvs9eRw

      first lines of the song
      msi lyrics are so totally fucked up but set to pretty music so it's okay

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      "i'd rather fuck her than kiss you
      but i won't push the issue
      you know what i need is
      and you're never gonna be it
      it's 3am, she won't put out
      let's go make out with her friends
      make out with her friends' friends!!"

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      hardly the issue

      ......... gods damn it now i've got issues by msi in my head.......

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      I'm still hyped up and running around!! XD

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      i sincerely doubt it, but that's hardly the point

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      i tried it last night and it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! XD

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      happy movies/books just seem to remind me that im alone after i watch/read them

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Ooooh good one, jack Daniels = amazing

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Yea yay for booze, especially beer and rum :3

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      sorry i missed you whilst you were online

      and in answer to your question i don't honestly know
      i don't seem to be able to be happy for more than an hour or two without being incredibly depressed for a couple days- apparently it's better to never be happy at all
      at least that way i wouldn't have anything to look back on that makes me feel like shit

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      it was sense and sensibility, ever heard of it? lol :D

      yea lol like i said i was wasted. XD yay booze

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      be online, i'm reeling from disastrous defeats at a card game i'm used to winning,
      tell me something happy making

      i shall stay online til 3am my time, 9am yours- if we don't talk in that time oh well there will be plenty opportunity in the future


      pst scrpt~ hello poppie, why has it been so long since we talked? message me please

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Yea, I'm an actor and I was in a play, our final performance was last night. I'm still kinda drunk from the after party lol xD

      Post edited 11/20/11 1:17PM

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      tis fine

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Pretty good, been preparing for my play

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      be online
      home from the bar and can't sleep, shall stay online for an hour or so playing stupid games reading and waiting for you

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      oooooooooh aaaaaaaaah wow *watches intensely* O.O

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Yep, ok im watching you, so what trick are you going to do? Lol

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      the "who's online" page lol :)

    • Nicolai

      4 years ago

      sorry i haven't been online recently, shitty hours at work combined with needy friends i shouldn't ignore despite how much i'd like to

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      That's funny! XD Packing up my xbox for school, what's up with you?

    • TomTom491 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      hi there :) what's up?

    • mcdonaldsrox

      4 years ago

      I'm just feeling meh lately. not caring about much that goes on in my life

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