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    • Irkenemperor

      Lord Of The Rings: Untold Tales Of War

      8 years ago


      THE TALES OF KRASHNAK AND THE ISENGARDERS

      Chapter 4

      It was a peaceful quiet night in Fangorn until a ent heard another ent fall the ent followed the sounds of another ent screaming. It looked around puzzled, then About 40 orcs jumped out of the bushes with fire arows and shot him the ent and the ent was on fire! Then a whole herd of ents heard the noise and attacked the isengard orcs! all the melee orcs replaced there swords and machetes with axes and fought the ents. then a whole line of fire arrows firing at the ents! victory was near for the ents! All the orcs ranaway! only for a couple minutes to only be joined with more Uruk Hai led by Krashnak! The ents were outnumbered! the Uruk Hai and orcs destroyed all the ent moots exept for one. they killed all the ents in the area. there were very few ents left in fangorn. one of them is, yes, Treebeard. Then all the uruk hai and orcs went back toisengard to prepare for th comig war between sauron and man.

      to be continued in chapter 5.

    • Irkenemperor

      Read this, this is very important!

      8 years ago

      44 things a girl would die for
      ladies: this will make you tear up :) ¢¾
      fellas: read it, all of it! :)


      1-touch her waist
      2-talk to her
      3-share secrets
      4-give her your jacket
      5-kiss her slowly


      ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS?


      6-hug her
      7-hold her
      8-laugh with her
      9-invite her somewhere
      10-let her be with you when you're with your friends


      KEEP READING


      11-smile with her
      12-take pics with her
      13-pull her onto your lap
      14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
      15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved


      ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE?


      16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
      17-kiss her unexpectedly
      18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!
      19-tell her shes beautiful!
      20-tell her the way you feel about her!


      OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT


      21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman
      22-Tell her she means everything to you, but mean it
      23-if it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it- so just hug her
      24-make her feel loved
      25-kiss her infront of other girls you know


      WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

      26-don't lie to her!!
      27-dont cheat on her!!!!!
      28-take her anywhere she wants
      29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her!!!!!!
      30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you!!!!!!!!!


      ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE, IT'S IMPORTANT


      31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
      32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
      33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
      34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.!!!(DO IT!)
      35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her


      REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


      36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
      37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
      38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
      39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
      40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible


      MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED


      41. CALL her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
      42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
      43. Take her for long walks at night.
      44. Always Remind her how much you love her.


      you`ll never know when she needs just a lil more love



      repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose
      the one you care about the most! ¢¾

      Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
      Girls Repost: "ladies: this will make you tear up :) ¢¾
      fellas: read it, all of it! :)

    • Irkenemperor

      Lord Of The Rings: Untold Tales Of War

      8 years ago

      THE TALES OF KRASHNAK AND THE ISENGARDERS

      Chapter 3

      Forging of hate

      After a week of not hearing word from the invading Uruk Hai of rohan Saurman in isengard went into Fangorn forest with a couple of uruk hai guards ( early versions of uruk pike men ). then Saruman ran into a ent and the fight began this ent was like no regular ent, this ent was gifted with the powers of wizadry with he same powers as Saruman. When the ent used mighty blizard blast on Saruman, Saruman flew all the way back, pretending to be dead, Saurman lured the ent into a trap, then... Saruman used fire ball on the ent setting him on fire. Now, Saruman used to love nature, but after this specific incident with an ent he grew as much hatred for nature as much as he hates mankind in alligeance with Sauron, The Darklord Of Mordor. after a day of searching they finally found Krashnak. Saruman brought Krashnak back to Isengard. Then later Saruman had no army of uruk hai left. only orcs. Saruman ordered the builders to build new uruk pits, and he commanded an army of orcs to go into Fangorn and tear down all the ents and bring them back to isengard to complete the master works.

      The battle of Fangorn

      To be continued in chapter 4...

    • Irkenemperor

      Goth Expression

      8 years ago

      The Gothic Poet walks down the street

      And stops at the bus stop

      She posts one of her poems for all to see

      "What do you make of me"

      "Am I a freak or am I oh so chic?"

      "Dressed in black - am I a tiger or a pussycat?"

      "Read my words and you will see"

      "A deeper soul lies within me"

      She sits at home and paints her self-portrait

      Slightly distorted - this is the way she is viewed by the world

      She walks on down to the art gallery

      And posts her portrait at the entrance door

      "Do you want more?"

      "You will see more reality in this picture"

      "Than anything that lies behind this door"

      "Open your eyes and you will see"

      "All God's beauty"

      She lies on her bed at home

      Waiting for a reaction

      Bu the passers-by fail to express any emotion

      Too wrapped up in their own worlds

      In God and man we place our trust

      Another creative soul bites the dust

    • Irkenemperor

      High expectations

      8 years ago

      Blade rests in the hand

      A pool of blood oozes from the wrist

      He lies helpless on the floor of the asylum

      How could things come to this?

      No physical or mental abuse

      Just the occasional sense of neglect

      Not number one priority in the race to progress

      Things to do and ladders to climb

      No moments for precious time

      The sharing of intimate thoughts

      Worked hard at school

      Always achieved high grades

      University on the horizon

      His parents started to grow apart

      Different objectives and ambitions

      Just the normal kind of thing

      But the pain digs deep

      A lack of physical and emotional love

      A middle class casualty on the road to affluence

      Too many things to cope with

      So self-aware, trying to fit in,

      Trying to impress the lads

      Trying not to come across as too clever

      Failing to impress

      A period of introspection follows

      More and more distant

      Locked up in his own world

      Things start to spiral out of control

      His diary a record of his thoughts

      A slow deterioration in self-worth

      We all need to be loved

      No point in flying high

      If you have nobody to share the success with

      Nobody paid attention to the quiet lonely boy

      Never the centre of attention

      Always well behaved

      And now his life is near to the end

      A final cry for help

      What could have led to such a tragedy?

      Another victim of high expectations

    • Irkenemperor

      Lord of the rings: untold tales of war

      8 years ago


      THE TALES OF KRASHNAK AND THE ISENGARDERS.

      chapter 2

      roaming free on the blood spilled country side

      as the uruk hai from isengard move at night along the border of fangorn, the uruk hai sensed a disturbing precense amongst them, it was the air some of them say, the water that filled there cantiens, or even a diseased human they ate, but the commander of them Krashnak didn't fall for it, while marching he saw something in the forest move, then suddenly, fwwwssshhhh! a tree started moving and punched 5 uruk crossmen across intoth crowd of uruks! then 10 more ents appeared and the fight began. the uruk hai suffered many casualties but then there was a lighting storm and set one of the ents on fire, Krashnak ordered all the crossbowmen to light the cross bows on fire and shoot the ents! then there was an endless volley of fire arrows then when victory was near, an ent was running on fire, while running in pain trampling over all the uruk hai destroying all there axes and the ones that survived were on fire and the rest of the uruk hai ran into the forest of fangorn hoping that they will reach isengard...

      to be continued in chapter 3

    • Irkenemperor

      fragile beauty

      8 years ago

      She sits alone in the hospital

      Sitting on a bench in the garden

      Making daisy chains on the grass

      Lost in her own little world

      Thoughts of love and betrayal

      High hopes and disappointments

      She looks haggard and drawn

      Just plain and ordinary

      Nothing special

      And yet in her youth she was a beauty

      All the boys love her

      She was kind and generous

      Friends with everybody

      But she didn’t have a boyfriend

      She waited for you

      While you played the field

      Seeking adventures in the long grass

      Eventually you could resist no more

      And you asked her out on a date

      She was so happy

      Pure and innocent

      She dreamed of eternal contentment

      She had finally met her Prince Charming

      But you were no prince

      You were nothing but a rogue

      You took advantage of her

      And moved on

      To more fun and games

      She pleaded for you to come back

      You only teased and tormented her

      And told jokes to your friends

      She was heartbroken

      Emotionally crushed

      She dropped out of college

      Her hopes and dreams shattered

      Her parents were distraught

      But there was no consoling her

      She was admitted to hospital when she was 21

      She drifted and lost touch with reality

      After several years you had the courage to visit

      Married with children

      She didn’t even recognise you

      And continued to play with her daisy chain

      Still lost in her own little world

    • Irkenemperor

      defending the ground

      8 years ago

      The soldier raises his gun one last time

      The Nazis are on the march

      He is out numbered but he refuses to yield

      They are fighting in the streets

      He is situated at the corner of a building

      He shoots at the enemy

      He takes out three German soldiers

      But another seven remain

      One of the German soldiers and takes aim

      And kills the brave British soldier

      He falls to his knees

      And then keels over

      He breathes his last breath

      The war continues but the soldier has done his job

      He resisted the evil tyrants

      Back home his wife and child wait for news of their husband and father

      Some days later a letter arrives in the post

      The wife opens the letter with tears in here eyes

      She know by the envelope that the news is bad

      As she reads the letter she sobs uncontrollably

      Many years on the wife is in France to visit her husband's grave

      Her grown up son accompanies her

      They stand by the graveside and read the inscription

      "A beloved husband and father

      Who died to save our freedom"

      They lay down some flowers and utter some silent prayers

      As they walk away her son speaks to his mothers

      "Some things are worth dying for whatever the price"

      "To live in freedom rather then under tyranny is the greatest gift of all"

      "Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for things we believe in"

      The son later married and had three children

      And they lived comfortably and at peace

      All thanks to their father and grandfather

      Who will always be remembered for his bravery and courage.

    • Irkenemperor

      Lord of the rings: untold tales of war

      8 years ago

      Chapter 1

      before i start telling these tales i would like to say this to avoid confusion. the story will be divided up into parts. the first part will depict the tales of the servants of sauron ( told in order) ( isengard uruk hai and saruman, goblins, easterlings, haradrims, corsairs of umbar, and the armies of mordor themselves)
      then inthe second part will depict the tales of the free peoples of middle earth ( told in order) ( dearves, men, elves, hobbits)

      and now beginning the book with the first part of the first part, the tale of krashnak and the isengarders. ( isengarders as in saruman and uruk hai, see the index which i will make after i write the actual book)

      THE TALE OF KRASHNAK AND THE ISENGARDERS.
      The charging of the uruks.

      It was a warm morning in the gap of rohan, little children are playing tag in a nearby village, families living a ordinary life in a ordinary day in rohan. Then a horn blows, the villagers know that this is not a rohihirim horn, not a gondorian, not a elven horn, not a dwary horn. it was faintly similar to the horn of a orc horn... an uruk hai horn from isengard! by the time the whole village found out... it was too late! the next day the riders of rohan came to the burnt village in th gap, only to see corpses of little children, women, men, and fellow warriors of rohan, then a arrow is shot and shoots a rider. he falls and then charging from the bushes, URUK HAI! it was a long and bloody battle, after a couple of hours the uruk hai outnumbered the riders of rohan and killed them all and ate there flesh and moved on to the next settlement...

      to be continued in chapter 2...

    • Irkenemperor

      Valentines Day Lament

      8 years ago

      Valentines Day Lament

      The Georgian mansion feels cold and empty

      Memories play on the crystal chandelier

      Darkness holds me in its relentless grip

      Red roses lie randomly on the floor

      And a glass of white wine rests in my hand

      The roses have died and turned black

      Black roses on Valentine’s Day

      My love is far away

      It may be many years before we meet again

      Angellica left me five years to the day

      My dear love was on her way to meet me

      And enjoy a romantic meal at Luigi’s, our favourite restaurant

      But her red Ferrari spun out of control

      On a tight bend near our home

      She died instantly in a tangled wreck of metal

      So each Valentine’s Day I drink a glass of wine

      I drive my black Mercedes to her grave

      And place red roses next to her marble headstone

      “My beloved wife, so beautiful and pure,â€Â

      “Who’s life was so cruelly cut short,â€Â

      “You are always in my thoughtsâ€Â

      I live comfortably in my exclusive Californian mansion

      But all the luxuries and all the money in the world

      Cannot bring my love back to me

      Until the day I die

      And embrace her again in heaven

      And kiss her soft lips

      Share in my bitter sweet memories this Valentine’s Day

      The memories of our love sustain me

      And comfort me in my idyllic isolation

  • About Me

    I ACCEPT ALL RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS!
    i'm actually 14

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  • Comments (43)

    • super_donut

      super_donut

      8 years ago

      sorry, just meant put before the link, cause i forgot to...

    • super_donut

      super_donut

      8 years ago

      just before it, though...

    • super_donut

      super_donut

      8 years ago

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      Copy and paste if it doesn't work; you should find this interesting.

    • dumblonde101

      dumblonde101

      8 years ago

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    • dumblonde101

      dumblonde101

      8 years ago

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    • super_donut

      super_donut

      8 years ago

      Yes, I have one, here's the link, and if it doesn't work, type it in the address bar.

      http://www.myspace.com/kilaneka

    • super_donut

      super_donut

      8 years ago

      Hmmmmmmm...

      You haven't been on for a while...how's life?

    • Irkenemperor

      Irkenemperor

      8 years ago

      44 things a girl would die for
      ladies: this will make you tear up :) ¢¾
      fellas: read it, all of it! :)


      1-touch her waist
      2-talk to her
      3-share secrets
      4-give her your jacket
      5-kiss her slowly


      ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS?


      6-hug her
      7-hold her
      8-laugh with her
      9-invite her somewhere
      10-let her be with you when you're with your friends


      KEEP READING


      11-smile with her
      12-take pics with her
      13-pull her onto your lap
      14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
      15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved


      ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE?


      16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
      17-kiss her unexpectedly
      18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!
      19-tell her shes beautiful!
      20-tell her the way you feel about her!


      OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT


      21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman
      22-Tell her she means everything to you, but mean it
      23-if it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it- so just hug her
      24-make her feel loved
      25-kiss her infront of other girls you know


      WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

      26-don't lie to her!!
      27-dont cheat on her!!!!!
      28-take her anywhere she wants
      29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her!!!!!!
      30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you!!!!!!!!!


      ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE, IT'S IMPORTANT


      31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
      32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
      33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
      34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.!!!(DO IT!)
      35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her


      REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


      36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
      37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
      38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
      39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
      40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible


      MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED


      41. CALL her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
      42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
      43. Take her for long walks at night.
      44. Always Remind her how much you love her.


      you`ll never know when she needs just a lil more love



      repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose
      the one you care about the most! ¢¾

      Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
      Girls Repost: "ladies: this will make you tear up :) ¢¾
      fellas: read it, all of it! :)

    • Nivacs

      Nivacs

      8 years ago

      greatest lyrics ever...

      My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High.
      Thanks alot, next semester, I'll be 35
      I smacked him in his face wit an
      eraser chased him wit a stapler and
      stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
      Walked in a strip club, had my
      jacket zipped up flashed the
      bartender and stuck my dick in the
      tip cup.
      Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,
      in a spaceship while they screamin at me
      (let's just be friends).

    • Nivacs

      Nivacs

      8 years ago

      it did :)