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    • The Desk of The Desk of DEATH BATTLE: Knuckles Was A God?! - Editor Notes

      1 week ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor
      • These comics are insane! Hard to follow, dialog heavy and varying art styles from issue to issue. I don't even have a joke here it's just madness! Pass the bleach, Jocelyn!
      • With the thumbnail, intro music, intro and end slate, the conversion for Desk of assets is complete! 
      • Here's a real editor note for a change: There are a ton of nested sequences in this video. Might be a fun new game to pick them out! 
      • Two questions I thought of when using that Simpsons clip. What's your favorite season? And What's your favorite chalkboard gag?
      • How has there not been a Sonic Drive In/Sonic the Hedgehog cross promotion?! How!
      • Someone PLEASE succinctly explain to me the difference between hedgehogs, echidnas and porcupines. I don't understand.
      • "Chaos Knuckles" sounds like a fighting move in which you swing your brass knuckle-clad fists in rapid succession all over your opponent's face. 
      • On second thought "Chaos Knuckles" should be what we say right before we crack all of our knuckles and get down to business.  
      • Julie-Su, Jani-Ca, Lara-Su, Laney-Ca, Brainy-Su, Zaney-Ca, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
      • You should have to pass a test before you're allowed to write about time travel. 

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    • Blue Apron Ad - Editor Notes

      1 week ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Those of you who tuned in to the season premiere of DEATH BATTLE on YouTube today might have noticed a new kind of Blue Apron ad. That little gem was directed by Noel Wiggins of ScrewAttack. It was edited by me and shot by the two of us. It stars the incomparable Austin Harper of ScrewAttack, Rooster Teeth's Cockbite of the Year 2017. It was a labor of love and something we all have being working towards in our careers for years. We really appreciate this award and have a lot of people to thank; Chad James, Sean Hinz, Ben Singer and everyone else over at ScrewAttack who believed in this passion project. We also want to thank everyone here at Rooster Teeth and of course, everyone over at Blue Apron, a better way to cook. Oh, they're playing the dubstep and that's my time. Thank you all! You like it, you really like it! 

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    • Top 10 Craziest Fictional Presidents - Writer Notes

      2 weeks ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      This episode of Top 10 was written by me and edited by Nick Cramer! 

      10 - Deathstroke - Are there any real people with eye patches that lead respectable lives in positions of power without any doubt or concern from people? There easily could be, I just don't know. 
      9 - My Date With The President's Daughter - OH YEAH, MY DATE WITH HER, SO SPECIAL 
      8 - Hall of Presidents - Honestly, this was the third example I thought when brainstorming this list lol 
      7 - Lex Luthor - This is the Lex I wanted in BvS. Instead we got Jesse Landis in prison.
      6 - Independence Day - What a speech, man. What a speech. This speech > Pacific Rim speech.
      5 - Andrew Jackson - I've got a fresh Andrew Jackson for the first person to find that comic* 
      4 - Palpatine - "Hideous Sidious" is one of my favorite bits in this script. The following is a series of other Palpatine puns/word play: Pay Palpatine, Ask Sheeves, Darth Garth (Wayne's World) 
      3 - Black Mirror - I just watched Season 4 Episode 1 the other night. The Star Trek episode. Really good. Anyone else have thoughts. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
      2 - Conduit - It would be really cool if Lincoln came back to be President. Penny for your thoughts. 
      1 - Naruto - I don't know anything about Naruto. Nick wrote this entry haha 
      11 - Pedro - Vote for Pedro! So glad Pedro made it. You go Pedro. 

      Watch the Video: RT | YT 

      *Just kidding.

      P.S. Josiah Bartlett is the greatest fictional president ever. He wouldn't be crazy just the best president you have ever met in your entire life.

    • The Desk of The Desk of DEATH BATTLE: Fin Fang Foom - Editor Notes

      3 weeks ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Here's a new thing! 

      • Despite all of my mental facilities I want to say "Fing Fang Foom" 
      • Fin Fang Foom...make my heart go boom space dragon girl. 
      • Comic books are weird. 
      • Chad and I had to sit down and have a serious conversation about how to best illustrate FFF defecating on a family to their deaths. How was your work?
      • Anyone notice the shot of Dragonheart I put in the intro? I had to do it. 
      • Fin Fang Foom would be awesome in the MCU. You know post phase 3 when things get weird.
      • I would watch a political chat show hosted by FFF called "Fin Fang Facts" 
      • Dr. Doom and Fin Fang Foom both have a Gloom. The fume from the Gloom filled the room, making it their very own tomb.
      • Foom Raider: The Tomb Raider Fin Fang Foom crossover we're all clamoring for.
      • Would my desk be called The Desk of The Desk of DEATH BATTLE? Yes. In fact that is what I will call these journal posts.

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    • Top 10 Magic Weapons - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      One thing I've learned after editing together my first Boomstick Top 10 is that he has a type. 

      #10 - Lt. Col. Kilgore - So what's the deal here?? Did they really name these weapons after a character in Apocalypse Now? Is the character in the movie based on a real guy? Why? Why any of this? 
      #9 - Master Sword - I was watching a lot of videos about the Master Sword in prep for this entry. I came across a fun pronunciation of the weapon. I won't name names but now I can only hear it as "Massa Swwurd" 
      #8 - Hellfire shotguns - I would definitely rack my brain for every non-lethal way to use these guns. You could create pillow-fort-esque fortress in your living room but made with nothing but Hellfire Shotguns. You could have a unlimited source of income if you sold them. You could do professional magic. YOU COULD THROW UP GUNS AND TRY TO SHOOT THEM OUT OF THE SKY BEFORE THEY HIT THE GROUND. Endless joy. 
      #7 - Icebreaker - Gerardo actually helped me edit this one! Thanks, Gerardo! I don't know anything about this weapon. 
      #6 - Blades of Chaos - Gerardo did this one too but I still have a question. How hard would you have to spin magic blades chained to your forearms before you lift off the ground like?
      #5 - Sniger rifle - I could listen to Boomstick say "tigers" for days. 
      #4 - Caster Gun - Gerardo. But also, yes. Wand gun? Yes! ACCIO WAND GUN. 
      #3 - Mjolnir - Again you could use this weapon in so many fun ways. I PUT MJOLNIR ON MY DAIRY,  TRY READING IT NOW WHOSOEVER BE WORTHY! 
      #2 - Sword of Omens - Gerardo actually helped me edit this one! Thanks, Gerardo! I don't know anything about this weapon. 
      #1 - Green Lantern Ring - This entry is the exact reason the movie was so bad. You could have made anything but you made guns and stuff. Yawn. 
      #11 - Voltron < Megazord 

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    • Top 10 Worst Dragon Ball Characters - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Here we goooooooo! (again) 

      #10 - Garlic Jr - Not only is his name Garlic but he's a JUNIOR. Someone thought this name was so good they needed to use it TWICE? Okay. Can't wait for the next DB villain, Oregano III. 

      #9 - Cooler - Okay, wait, actually the next villain is The Coolest.

      #8 - Hercule Satan - I hate Hercule! Never thought he was funny. For me he only ever distracted from what I was interested in seeing. 

      #7 - Bio-Broly - I didn't know this existed before this episode. It's an odd feeling to realize you've missed out on something completely inconsequential.

      #6 - Majuub - Nick asked me this when watching back the first cut of this episode and I want to clarify for all of you. I didn't alter Aladdin or Uub's skin color at all. It just worked.

      #5 - Pan - I....really liked...Pan. (but don't ask me why. I couldn't tell you/don't remember) 

      #4 - Yamcha - The woooooorst

      #3 - Para Para Bros - So, they got the gang to dance. Was it a lethal dance or something? What's the problem here? "Oh no! We look ridiculous and now we're melting because of it" 

      #2 - Chi-Chi - These last two entries are the most insightful entries on the whole list. I couldn't agree more. 

      #1 - Adult Gohan - Gohan was the best and they squandered his potential. 

      #11 - Is there a way to tell Maron and Bulma apart by just looking at them?

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    • Top 10 Terrifying Mascots - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      We're back! 

      Intro - I'm not Torrian 
      #10 - Krinkles - What was Post thinking? This isn't their only terrible mascot. Just do a quick google search for "So-Hi Post Cereal" 
      #8 - Senhor - Sorry, Jonah. I saw an opportunity, which was a cheap shot, and I took it. The internet is cruel. 
      #7 - Monokuma - Who is this bear fooling? You're clearly evil. 
      #6 - The King - C'mon it's 2018. Where's the Burger Queen?
      #5 - Freddy Fazbear - This Top 10 Entry brought to you by Achievement Hunter.
      #4 - Stubhub Ticket Oak - So it's absurd. That doesn't equal funny. At least the spongemonkeys are funny sometimes. This is just odd. 
      #3 - King Cake Baby - So..... THIS BABY IS JESUS ISN'T HE?!?! 
      #2 - Spongemonkeys - Yeah, I like them. You wanna fight about it?
      #1 - PuppyMonkeyBaby - That's John Mayer at 6:41 right? It has to be. 
      #11 - Mario has some great games obviously but is he a good character? I don't know and I've wondered about it my entire life. 

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    • Top 10 Christmas Movies - Editor & Writer Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      I wrote this one! It was a blast. For those of you who don't know, I used to write for WatchMojo and MsMojo. So it was nice to go back to writing Top 10s. 

      10 - Nightmare - Seriously, flashback to 2003: EVERYONE had that Jack Skellington sweatshirt. Everyone. I'll be honest though, I do still have Jack socks and I love them. 

      09 - Friday - Hearing Nick say, "It's Christmas time in the hood!" was the funniest moment in the sound booth. Noel and I laughed hysterically.
      08 - Scrooged - I love "A Christmas Carol". That's something you should know about me. 
      07 - The Santa Clause - One of my all time favorites. Also, I have a friend named Coleman Taylor and for years I've called him Cole "The Cole-man" Taylor Thomas. I even introduce him like that on the podcast we do. So when I was writing this I legitimately had to look up what the actual name was: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 
      06 - A Christmas Story - I very rarely gave this movie a second thought but after rewatching this and writing the entry, I have to say, this movie is awesome.
      05 - Die Hard - Just like every modern male character in a sitcom, (Michael Scott, Pete Miller, Jake Peralta) we love Die Hard too. 
      04 - Miracle on 34th Street - Seriously though, every Santa story should end with him behind bars. 
      03 - Elf - I've been waiting 15 years to burn Love Actually. HA! 
      02 - Christmas Vacation - As funny as it is, don't the terrible Chevy stories ruin it for you?
      01 - The Muppet Christmas Carol - Such a good movie. There's nothing more to say about it. 
      11 - These are all great and I'm glad we came up with a way to mention all of them. Also the Home Alone reference might be what I'm most proud of? Dan Harmon, I hope you're proud of me. 

      Merry Christmas! 

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    • Top 10 Dragon Ball Fights - Editor Notes

      2 months ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Hey everyone, how's it going? 

      10 - Everybody vs Broly - Am I going to use this entry as an opportunity to make a DORM LIFE reference. Broly.
      9 - Vegeta vs Android 19 - Getting "Goku'd" should be the new thing. Whether it's the reboot of Punk'd or it just takes the place of "Kobe!" it should become a thing. 
      8 - Gotenks vs Nazi Army - This b story looks amazing. Bravo. 
      7 - Tien vs Semi-perfect Cell - While I do love Gohan vs Cell, I've always hated Cell's character design. It kinda taints the whole saga for me. He looks ridiculous!
      6 - Goku vs Jackie Chun - I've never watched Dragon Ball. 
      5 - Goku vs Vegeta - Here's hoping Jack Black sees this video. 
      4 - Goku vs Beerus - Ah, my opus. It's all downhill from here. Sorry. 
      3 - Goku vs Krillin - I always liked Krillin. Seeing him become a less relevant fighter was a bummer. But at the same time it was awesome that the show was willing to go there and let things evolve.
      2 - Goku vs Frieza - Goku going Super Saiyan was everything for me as a kid. You knew it was coming. Was it this week's episode? No. Next week. Next week. When it finally happened, it was amazing. My favorite moment from the show. 
      1 - Gohan vs Cell - Gohan was always my favorite character. This was also a great moment born from such anticipation.
      11 - Krillin vs Jackie Chun - So silly. 

      Next week, I write a Top 10! 

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    • Top 10 Games of 2017 - Editor Notes

      2 months ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      I'm going to preface this week's notes with this: I'm very behind on my video I rock a GBA and a Wii - on which I exclusively play GameCube games. Help me! What console should I get? I love turn based RPGs, party games and co-ops. Let the recommendations flow!

      10 - Mario + Rabbids - I did not know this existed. It seems weird. But also fun?
      9 - NieR - C'mon NieR. tHe wHoLe aLt CaPs tHiNg iS sO 8Th gRaDe. 
      8 - Cuphead - This looks amazing. Also, I got another Community reference in a Top 10. This will not be the last. 
      7 - Nioh - I like when Nick calls me 'Editor'. I just want to make him happy. 
      6 - Prey - Why isn't 'Prey' like Gray/Grey. It would be really fun to always be confusing pray and prey. Long live context clues! 
      5 - Horizon Zero Dawn - Who else is waiting for the day that Pixar movies become interactive-animated-feature-film-video-games?
      4 - Persona 5 - See, this looks right up my alley.
      3 - Super Mario Odyssey - But a Nintendo Switch looks sooo coool and fun. 
      2 - PUBG - Horde mode or battle royal? Put your hands together. 
      1 - Zelda - Aside from the occasional try, I've never actually played a Zelda game. THERE I SAID IT!

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    • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Thank you for answering my last question.  Considering how awesome RWBY Volume 5 is, I'm not shocked at all Gen:Lock is still on the back-burner.  But since it is a new series that looks awesome, I want to help out to make sure it succeeds.  Right now, I have a character I would like to donate to you guys sometime.

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    Not annoyed at all! I asked around and it looks like things on that end are still wrapped up in RWBY Vol. 5. So, there will most likely be little information about Gen:Lock until some time after this production is finished. 

    Yeah! Josh is great. (I'm only picky about my name when I'm being credited. In that case I prefer 'Joshua Kazemi')

    Gen:Lock looks amazing. I am so excited for it. I don't know much about it beyond what the community knows. The staff saw the teaser - the one that played in front of Lazer Team 2 - a few months back and I've been anxiously waiting for it ever since. ScrewAttack also works right next to RT Animation so, animation is always on my mind! 

    I have no idea! Haha sorry. I do know that the Animation Department is always working really hard on a lot of ongoing and new content for the community. Keep your eyes peeled!

    It's great. I've been a fan for a long time. I have to pretend everything is normal and that I'm professional even though I sit in between Nick and Chad everyday, see Miles walking around our office, and watch them film Million Dollars But ten feet from my desk. Crazy stuff and I love it!

    Hey! I'm Josh. I'm doing really well today. It's been a good day at work. How are you doing?

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