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    • THINGS I LEARNED FROM PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD (PART 4)

      3 days ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

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      Because holy shit Zora cosplay.


      -I have arrived at an elephant water temple. Wait, water temple? Shit.

      -First 10 minutes in and not only am I lost, but I have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing.

      -Mifaa keeps telling me to find these statue things…. But that’s… confusing.

      -Took a while to figure out which water to freeze

      -Took a while to figure out I’m allowed to move this Elephant’s trunk.

      -Took a while to figure out how to master falling into appropriate areas.

      -You wouldn’t believe how many times I ran up and down this thing thinking to myself, This is how I die. Stuck in a giant elephant forever.

      -Took some daring moves to get up on top of this Elephant, but I never fell. How? This is a great question.

      -The boss was surprisingly really easy, and I fucked up numerous times during the fight too. This may be due to me getting a bazillion shrines beforehand.

      -It’s kinda creepy how many people fall for Link when he is a literal mute who goes around chopping things up and setting things on fire. “He’s so brave though!

      -Hearing the original Zora Domain music always warms my heart.

      -Again, baby zora, cutest things ever. 

       

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      -So Mifaa gives me a fairy like respan ability? I’ve always used it 10 times by accident.

      -Stumbled upon that Akkare lab with another midget running the place and a robot who refuses to learn my name. I had to strip for Robbie. Was not expecting that.

      -That giant fairy gets creepier and creepier the more they enhance your armor. I feel violated.

      -WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN WHEN I’M TRYING TO CLIMB TO HIGH PLACES?!?!

      -Can a bitch get a truffle please?!

      -Now I’m ready for Death Mou- …oh a shrine’s nearby.

      -Okay now I’m ready for- oh lemme cook stuff for 5 hours.

      -Okay okay now I'm rea- you want me to catch lizards for you kind sir?

      -Now I’m ready(?) for Death Mountain.

      -Link’s face when he’s on fire is actually pretty funny. I may have almost killed him because I was laughing too much.


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      -Goron lips.

      -Basically ran up a volcano just to get some armor to keep myself from burning up. This armor consists of a 1940s football uniform… Lol psychics and fashion.

      -It’s almost like every time I kill something on this mountain, all the loot just TUMBLES TO THE BOTTOMLESS LAVA PIT BELOW.


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      -Had a vision of a brawly old Goron. Guess he’s gonna talk to me from the spirit world too.

      -I’m a brother…. goro.

      -FYI: So lava can kill you.

      -Found a Goron yelling “tasukete~” only for me to pause and “no, wait, you save me goro.”

      -Frinkin Yunbo is the most annoying thing about this game so far. How many times did he set off that damn sensor bot almost killing me? About 10 times. After that I got so damn mad I took a block and just beat the shit outta the next sensor… and THAT WORKED!?!?! WTF??

      -DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT use a bomb arrow on Death Mountain.

      -Link literally dives into a pit of lava with a giant monster in it just to get away from Yunbo.


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      Well let’s see what hell fires look like in this giant lizard robot thing.

    • Dis Site and Dat Internet.

      5 days ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      New song: So Far Are My City Lights

      This is my take on the Las Vegas shooting. Though it's not a sad song, it's a desperate one.


      So I was wondering what the hell was going on with this site, until I realized RWBY had premiered. I don't watch it so I don't care, just stop killing our site, jeez. Most of you probably know why I don't like RWBY, but if ya ask, be ready for the truth.

      In other news, work sucks but I'm making more moneys so yay.....?


      The #me too stuff that popped up yesterday on das internet was, um, disturbing to say the least. Both for the people who shared some terrible stories, and for the people who are dismissing them once again because "attention whores". 


      I don't get this society sometimes, I really don't. 

      Get mad at you for keeping silent. Get mad at you for speaking out. 


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      Typical Sociopaths on the internet.

      Julie I don't think that meme goes there-

      IT'S MY HOT JOURNAL I DO WHAT I WANT.

      ...What?

      ................wat.

      But, people sure are brave on the internet. 

      Both with good and bad intentions perhaps.

      I do wonder what the kids that grow up in this day and age of virtual communication, if they're ever be able to properly communicate in person.


      Or.

      What if the internet DIES. Then what will they do?


      Yes. Let us ponder.

    • Whelp. Figures.

      1 week ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      So due to wanting accommodations for my Linux Exam, I had to reschedule it for this morning. 

      Only one place in a 50 mile radius offered my accommodations. 

      One. 

      What were the accommodations you ask? 

      A separate room

      I know guys I asked for too much I'm so greedy. All those test centers were like "fuck you and your impossible demands!"

      Well. I took the test.

      Failed by one question.


      I'm gonna go sit in a corner and think about what the fuck I'm doing with my life now.


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    • THINGS I LEARNED FROM PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD (PART 3)

      2 weeks ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      Playing this game with ADD is awful. I haven't completed anything worthwhile because I'm too distracted by EVERYTHING ELSE EVER.


      "Okay. Must find these Guardians........ oh a shrine near by..... let me talk to this random person who wants me to find a giant horse.... let me fight these 20 random monsters for a chest.... I wanna climb trees and get apples.... -wanders aimlessly looking for flowers- ..............what was I doing?"


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      -Is there an actual right way to go about this game? Because if there is, I’m not doing it right.

      -I’m pretty sure I’ve been running around for about 40 hours thinking to myself, “I know I have to kill Ganon and then….??? Profit Zelda.”

      -I have 4 memories to go I believe? I’m unsure how I stumbled upon those so far. Hair Brush Man is my only guide. But the running crying one was so… sad. –sheds tears-

      -You can feed the horses apples?!?!? I did this by total accident.

      -The stupid things you’ll do to get a mushroom growing on the side of a cliff.

      -I’m really good at figuring out Shrine puzzles. It’s like I’m not even trying. Years of Zelda has conditioned my brain to know exactly what to do.

      -By accident stumbled upon a Gerudo death trap because soaring through the air to unknown territory is a bad bad idea. But seriously I ran screaming and still died. Gerudo is scary man…. I’m doing that one last.

      -Speaking of Gerudo death wishes, me being friendly to strangers is apparently a bad idea. I keep running into people who want to kill me.

      -Killed my first Magic Man aka Wizrobe. (Yes I’ve been avoiding them this whole time)

      -Successfully ran away from 3 laser death machines. Proud of myself.

      -Stumbled upon Bird City aka Rito Village by absolute accident on my quest to find every shrine ever. Bought awesome armor to survive the cold so I can stop eating peppers.

      -I have unintentionally stocked up so much money, I’m pretty sure I can buy Hyrule Castle at this point.

      -Went to Death Mountain. I mean tried to go to Death Mountain but ended up Nope'ing outta there because “Fire is scary and I don’t like it.”

      -By accident set my horse on fire????????? …..wat. Which makes me ask the question, can My Bitch die?

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      -Found Prince Shido the Zora, aka Smirky. He’s really enthusiastic and for some reason I really enjoy his mannerisms. He’s the only one who’s cheered me on for fighting all these god forsaken monsters in my spare time.

      -Zora’s Domain is the coolest damn place ever.

      -Zora are tall. Or is it Link is short?

      -I thought King Zora from Ocarina of Time was a fatty. King Dorefan (Is that the same in English?) is the biggest fish since Jabu Jabu

      -Some Zoras are racist? Who knew. Figures it’s the one who looks nothing like the others.

      -BABY. ZORAS. EVERYWHERE. –Hyperventilating-

      -Had a memory of a fish lady Mifaa. I'm disappointed she doesn't smirk like her brother.

      -Killed my first Raineru (What the hell is this in English?) Lion Scary Man (Yes I’ve been avoiding them this whole time)

      -Link can swim up waterfalls because of chest armor. Lol psychics and fashion.

      -Arrived at my first “Temple”. Let’s see how this goes…


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      Playing Breath of the Wild in front of Mai Fiance is funny. Zelda games are really Japanese-y with their sound mannerisms when people talk. Like “ah!” “eh?” “oooh!” and I’ve been told this whole game sounds like me...


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      Have I even accomplished anything yet??

    • Vegas

      2 weeks ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      It's simply so hard to process this event. How an absolute disgusting coward can sit up in a hotel room and fire down upon innocent people trying to enjoy a music event. The videos of the event are absolutely horrifying and I send all my love to those who have lost their family and friends. I can't imagine living through that nightmare.


      How has this become normal? How much more numb can we get? What kind of person would do such a thing?


      I just can't wrap my head around it anymore. There will be no answers for why this tragedy happened. And now so many lives are changed forever.


      That terrorist can rot in fucking hell. 


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      Looking through the pictures of the victims, I can't help but tear up. All these lives lost and for what? For one psychopath's sick vision? 


      No words are fitting. Nothing feels right to say.


      RIP.

    • Stressed.

      3 weeks ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      I wish I could write here more, but right now I'm just stressed.


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      and 


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      and dyslexia is kicking my ass right now. 

      Fuck.

    • THINGS I LEARNED FROM PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD (PART 2)

      1 month ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

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      -Link can basically get any pussy he wants.

      -With all these 'shrooms Link collects, you'd think he'd be high 24/7.

      -Got stuck on a ledge high in a cliff because it was raining. Can I get that ocarina and play some Song of Storms now please?

      -Found my first memory of Pri to the Zel and she’s really cute. I approve. That being said, Link is as hilariously silent as ever. Even when she’s trying to get you to eat a frog.

      -Mother Fucking Horse won’t let me ride him. I’m “aah, aah”ing it to death and it’s like “nah bitch I wanna go over here.” So I named it “My Bitch”. Put that horse in it’s place.

      -“You wanted My Bitch, right?” “Seems My Bitch can’t hear you calling.” …lmao.

      -Got My Bitch stuck on a cliff. By accident...??

      -Found an island where they made me get naked.

      -Some magical dragon shocked me to death?

      -Trying to solve riddles in Japanese is harder than I thought.

      -Have you ever tried running away from enemies while trying to explode your bombs to kill them? #donttrythis

      -Not sure how I activated a Seeker Sheikah tower that had magic scary men around it... Thinking they wouldn’t follow me high into the air BUT THEY DID. Oh they did. I felt a panic like I haven’t known in a long time.

      -Cooked something that turned into a literal blur. I’m scared to eat it.

      -ALL THESE BREAKING WEAPONS ARE TRIGGERING.


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      -I’m pretty sure 20 of those korogu no mi (what is this in English??) I found by accident just from lifting rocks and popping balloons. They’re soooooo cute though. I dropped a rock on one’s head and it made the cutest sound ever. I felt so bad. I want to take them all with me and make them my pets. Forever.

      -I’m really good at drowning apparently. Especially when I think I can make it to a rock when I can’t.

      -I can catch fairies WITHOUT A BOTTLE?!?!

      -You can literally start mayhem from fire can’t you?

      -I think I just met Falco? 

      -Why is it I’m always by accident finding those moving laser death statues WHEN I WANT TO BE ALIVE?

      -Save Hyrule? I'm too busying looking for flowers and mushrooms.


       

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      Exactly how I feel.

    • Life and Strife

      1 month ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      So.

      My efforts to get another job (that is actually sustaining not like the translation projects) have caused no such luck in my life. However, to make matters worse, looks like the main job I have now will soon be non-existent. I can't sustain myself on my part-times unless a miracle happens and my Linux exam isn't until next month (and it's not even a system admin exam, which will prolong me jumping into that field)


      Guess you could say I'm totally lost and very stressed. I feel like with all my efforts I have such little to show for it. 


      All I can hope is my Linux studying will pay off eventually, but right now I'm in total limbo. Also being "late to the game" isn't gonna help. 


      As logic says, I feel like I’m out of my mind.


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      With that all being said, I have a man who loves me. 

      愛のかたち (The Shape of Love)

      So I'm okay. I'm strong, ain't no big deal. Being poor ain't nothing new to me. 

    • THINGS I LEARNED FROM PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD (Spoilers Maybe?)

      1 month ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      That's right. You should've known this was coming.

      My first Zelda game was Ocarina of Time. It took me 6 months to beat the Water Temple. (I was like 10 or something). Zelda taught me to not give up, because eventually you'll yell at your character so much for being an absolutely asshole for doing not what you want him to do that you'll transcend into a world where "Hey Listen!" and "Doo doo doo, doo doo doo (lost woods song)" is the anthem of hell.


      (FTW: I'm playing the game in Japanese, not sure how this will translate.)


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      -Link literally woke up with no clothes on and in a strange cave. He was totally cool with it though.

      -I’m hearing Zelda. Betcha I have to save her.

      -Is it called a “Seeker Stone” in English too? I will periodically be asking questions to people who have played this game.

      -Link can motherfucking jump now. This is causing some major problems with my muscle memory of AUTOMATIC JUMPING EVERY OTHER GAME.


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      -I can’t roll. This is blasphemy.

      -Found clothes. Did I put the shirt on? No. Did I put the pants on? I did, but I thought long and hard about that one… how old is Link again?

      -This game is hilarious. Not only is Nintendo like “Oh you’re a Zelda fan huh? Then fucking figure this shit out on your own.” But they want you to have NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON.

      -TREES! ANIMALS! RUN UNTIL YOUR LEGS FALL OFF!

      -Realizing the switch controller has a sensor in it as well as a joystick has been very confusing when firing arrows… or any other magnet bomb ice thingy

      -Weapons can break... This is triggering for me with the trauma the Biggoron sword created in Ocarina of Time.

      -Link can literally climb anything.

      -Didn’t think Link could be a slower climber than in Twilight Princess. Boy was I fucking wrong.

      -Link can eat weird things for health.

      -Lotta Eye of Truth going on here. Should I be expecting humping zombies?

      -I’ve played the game for about 3 hours. I have been lost 90% of the time so far. Have a good feeling this will not change. Spoiler Alert: It has not changed.

      -Hand gliding is sooooo fun….. until you fall and die.

      -Falling from high places will kill you.

      -Not jumping will kill you.

      -Standing too close to your own bomb will kill you.

      -Cold will kill you.

      -Not climbing to your destination fast enough will kill you.

      -Not climbing to your destination fast enough because of rain will kill you.

      -Freezing water will kill you.

      -Statues that are not statues will kill you. Like LAZER in your FACE.

      -Rocks will kill you. Bitches don’t love rocks anymore.

      -Water blobs can kill you.

      -Magical floating magician men will rain hell fire and really kill.

      -Just listing off all the things I’ve died by ALREADY. This is easily the most times I’ve died in the beginning of a Zelda game ever… and most of them aren’t even from enemies!

      -But big monsters with giant weapons will definitely kill you too.

      -Basically anything and everything will some how kill you.

      -Magnet fun has me carrying around blocks as weapons. Not sure if genius or lazy.

      -Learned the hard way I have limited amount of ICE blocks available.

      -Apparently stopping time on a rock and then hitting it like a maniac and then starting time up again… will cause it to rocket outta there? Lol physics.

      -Former Links usually don’t ask many questions, but this Link is pretty sassy. He even takes selfies.

      -Daddy King Old Annoying Man who keeps bothering me is now telling me to save his daughter. Of course her name is Zelda and she’s a Princess.

      -When I cook in real life if Link’s cooking song could play while I do it, I’d be sooooo happy.

      -Damn Impa you old.

      -Glad to see Kakariko got an upgrade. I just knew someone would ask me to fetch their Cuccos for them though.

      -LIGHTNING IS SCARY AND I DON’T LIKE IT.

      -Running with a torch and it decides to rain is a big fuck you to Julie.

      -I feel like a kid again as I yell at Link for being so stupid for jumping in water by accident 15 times in a row.

      -I’m naming every horse I catch Epona until I get Epona.

      -Link's lung capacity is amazing for whistling. 

      -Met my first Zora. Then died 15 times trying to leave the area I wasn’t supposed to be in.

      -WHERE AM I? I AM SO LOST.

      -Went into a shrine and it told me I had to test my strength. Nope’d outta that situation real fast.

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      Can’t tell if Link is a stoic legendary hero or an epic troll.

    • Oh it's Monday you say?

      1 month ago

      Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

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      Where... where am I?

      Am I at work or in hell?


      My pretty song for the engagement feels: 愛のかたち (The Shape of Love) 

      (I also made another song: Melancholy Memories)

      The song captures what I want it to. Though, maybe I'm the only one that hears it. I love it though!


      Fuck I'm so tired I can barely type anything else.

      What is life? 

      Am I dreaming?

      Have I seriously been playing Breathe of the Wild for this long and have only gotten this far in Hyrule? I AM THE OVERWHELMED.


      I need to nap... for eleventy billion years. 


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  • Comments (645)

    • otaku1412 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Amazonian

      3 weeks ago

      https://www.polygon.com/2017/9/27/16373584/resident-evil-2-the-board-game-kickstarter-campaign

    • HOWtwoROCK

      4 months ago

      >_< ITS SO FRIGIN HOT! Ugh i sleep in the basemet to keep cool.


      Is itbthe same over in phili?

    • ninjacake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senzu Bean!!!

      4 months ago

      I googled "FU gif" and got Kung Fu gifs so here you go!

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      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        4 months ago

        Haha I love this!

    • Joron093 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of The Forges

      4 months ago

      Happy FU day!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        4 months ago

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    • Toptoast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of the Breakfast

      4 months ago

      FU!

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      4 months ago

      Hey! FU!

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      4 months ago

      Happy FU Day!

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    • Lamkia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Snarky Sarcasm

      4 months ago

      FUUUUUUUU my friend! :D Hope you have a lovely day~

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        4 months ago

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        I shall have a wonderful day! You as well!

    • rwbimbie Keeper of Poems

      4 months ago

      Happy FU 2 U

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    • LPPrince FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      https://billypenn.com/2017/03/20/jimmies-vs-sprinkles-why-philly-fights-over-what-we-call-an-ice-cream-topping/

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        4 months ago

        Hahaha

    • zogman1

      5 months ago

      I am Pathfinder!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        5 months ago

        Exactly XD

    • Izayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Stories

      6 months ago

      I was on the line when I found this link:


      https://youtu.be/Y3FGhHWV83k


      And I immediately thought of you. Seeing how you're a fan of space. 

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      6 months ago

      wtf... apparently I no longer followed you. Fixed

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        6 months ago

        Is the site messing with you? XD

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        6 months ago

        Yes.


        That was the easiest question to answer ever. lol

    • Jim_Survak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ain't Nobody

      6 months ago

      You mentioned in a  recent journal that you're a mad Gundam fan. I didn't know Gundam Thunderbolt had been made into a movie (and yea it's the dub so bear with me), but it's on YouTube adam



      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        6 months ago

        Ewww dub lol. 

        Yeah I actually hadn't watched this yet, though I have a copy of the movie already! I think the animation looks pretty sweet.

      • Jim_Survak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ain't Nobody

        6 months ago

        YAAAASSSSSS!!!! The animation =  love_letter   The people look like it's a slightly updated 90s-era style. And my favorite FAVORITE style is90s style (things like Bebop, Outlaw Star, 08th MS Team, etc).

    • TuhTinky

      7 months ago

      I don't know how I ended up in this profile, but your freaky fascination of my country almost compares to my unhealthy obsession with the USA and NYC. Cool!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        7 months ago

        日本語わかる人を見つけた!

        Unhealthy obsessions aren't a bad thing... right? (笑)東京ってどの辺?昔、武蔵小金井に住んで留学生としてICUで勉強してたよ!

      • TuhTinky

        7 months ago

        Oh my gosh, you took me off guard.

         六本木/品川の近くに住んでいます! 武蔵小金井よリ東京に近いです.

        どれくらい日本にいましたか?

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        7 months ago

        @TuhTinky 

        六本木がいいね~色んなダンスクラブやバーに行ったことある。三年間くらい!日本とアメリカに行ったり来たり、東京で留学して仙台もサマープログラムした。東日本大震災の後に岩手県でボランティア活動した。(瓦礫を除去などなど)

        TuhTinkyさんは大学生ですか?


      • TuhTinky

        7 months ago

        @Kaoru27Umi

        なるほど! すごいなあ~, ボランティアしてて. 自分もどこかへボランティアしたいな, けど場所はまだ決てない ^_^".   

        今はカナダの大学の返事を待てます.

        Kaoruさんの日本語はとても上手です! 自分の勉強中-日本語より上手だと思ます :P  .  (長い間海外で住でました) 


      • TuhTinky

        7 months ago

        Also... Mass Effect fan? *swoon*

      • zogman1

        7 months ago

        I enjoyed watching that conversation... and I can't read Japanese (yet) lol

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        6 months ago

        If RT has subreddits, I would put this in the equivalent of /r/bestof

    • zogman1

      8 months ago

      Dare desu ka?

    • zogman1

      8 months ago

      Roses are grey,

      Violets are grey,

      I'm dead and colorblind.


      Did I do it right?

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        8 months ago

        Yes I love!

    • McLovett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold He who McLove's it

      8 months ago

      Happy Warm Chocolate Covered Fuzzy Day!


      Now let's see if I can do this thing right..


      Asuka is Red

      Ayanami is Blue

      But you know Ramiel-chan

      Is the best Waifu!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        8 months ago

        Hahahah that's awesome

    • otaku1412 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Amazonian

      8 months ago

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      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        8 months ago

        omg I love. Gonna go photoshop me as Ada now haha~

      • otaku1412 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Amazonian

        8 months ago

        thought you'd like it. couldn't find one for isaac clarke though

    • ninjacake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senzu Bean!!!

      8 months ago

      Am I doing this right?

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      Happy Valentines day!

    • Izayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Stories

      8 months ago

      Hey, should some of us expect to see you at RTX?

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        8 months ago

        RTX is always around a bad time for me to travel (><) so I'm honestly unsure.

    • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

      9 months ago

      Thanks for the add :D Happy belated FU day too XD

    • Shoban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nabohs

      11 months ago

      Happy FU Day!!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Thank you!!  grin

    • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

      11 months ago

      Happy FU! You deserve it, you awesome lady.

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Thank you~  blue_heart

    • mattyou FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kingdom Hearts freak

      11 months ago

      Happy featured user day . I assume this date is declared a world wide Holiday on Mars right?

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      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        This gif is hilarious! 

      • mattyou FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kingdom Hearts freak

        11 months ago

        Haha thanks. its from Kiznaiver.

    • Izayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Stories

      11 months ago

      Happy FU day. Now go out and Fuck some shit Up.

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Hell yes!

    • OsageOrange

      11 months ago

      Oy, friend.... I see F+U for you... Happy days~!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Oh Happy Days~!  smile

    • SwordsmanJeb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      The only time it is cool to say FU to someone! Happy Featured User Day!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Haha thanks! :D

    • j_pfeifer22

      11 months ago

      Well my musically inclined, foreign language speaking friend

      YOU ARE THE 

      FEATURED USER OF THE DAY tucker

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Thank you!  caboose

    • verd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold All4FUN

      11 months ago

      You are the featured user today congratulations 

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        11 months ago

        Annnnd I missed it haha

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      1 year ago

      Just a thought, but have you thought about trying to see if you could work for the state department as a translator?

      • HOWtwoROCK

        1 year ago

        Yeah that makes sense. Actually Japanese hospitals have been having trouble with not enough people understanding english from people outside the country. Hospitals could always use more interpreters

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      1 year ago

      if you're having a bad day, i think this will both cheer you and frighten you at the same time.  How on earth can that happen? This is how it can happen



      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        Ladybaby is from another world hahaha~ 

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      これは何を意味します。

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        ・・・どういう意味?Is that a question?

      • zogman1

        1 year ago

        It's a very bad joke. It's supposed to say "this means nothing"

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      Kangarū no yõ ni!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        ジャンプっていうこと?

      • zogman1

        1 year ago

        時々。

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian Hat

      1 year ago

      Testing a user comment to see if you get an alert. Also tagging you @Kaoru27Umi to see if you get a different alert. Time to see how many ways we can break this site, right?

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        I got that someone posted on my comments, but for some reason the tagging brought me to my journals? Damn you siiiiittteee! @craZboy87

      • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian Hat

        1 year ago

        It just told me you left a comment on my profile but also took me to YOUR journals. WTF even.

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        lol what?! god damn this site!!

      • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian Hat

        1 year ago

        Needs more @Bigt619

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      Put さくらさくや into google translate and tell it to pronounce the "translation". It's funny. (Yes I know it doesn't really mean anything.)

    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      Do you have an interest in going to the Miku Expo in NY?

      • HOWtwoROCK

        1 year ago

        Found someone who wanted to go.

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      私はバットマンです!

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        ワロタ。

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      here's a joke:


      "They say to err is human.

      ...hehehe, stupid humans."

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      Is this right? 未来絵のRESOLVE means "RESOLVE of the future picture"?

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        Yes Resolve of Future Picture. What is this in reference to?

      • zogman1

        1 year ago

        It's the name of the credits song for Megadimension Neptunia V II. The (song) title doesn't make a lot of sense. That's why I'm double checking

    • ninjacake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senzu Bean!!!

      1 year ago

      Happy Valentines day!

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    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      I pretty sure Lisa Lisa isn't very hypersexualized. She's just a classy lady

    • zogman1

      1 year ago

      私の漢字の読みの友人。

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        はい、読めるよ!

    • Karl

      1 year ago

      I don't know if youll get this but I don't use the site anymore and want to keep in contact with you. if you want you can have my email or something to we can keep in contact

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        Kaaarrllllll I miss you

        You have my e-mail right? I have yours!

    • macciephelps FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Hey there fellow 29 year old Scorpion ! How's life in general for you ? :)

      • Kaoru27Umi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Princess of Mars

        1 year ago

        Marvelous! And how are you?

      • macciephelps FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        1 year ago

        Things are going .... Slowly, I FINALLY have a diagnosis to my health issues now, [7 years of bullshit and hyperbole] but I'm getting there now, thanks ! :D

    • HOWtwoROCK

      2 years ago

    • zogman1

      2 years ago

      You are good at cosplaying

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian Hat

      2 years ago

      Hi there! We've only interacted a few times, but I find you interesting and hope your face continues to heal nicely. Also, what is your favorite Naruto arc? I've read the entire manga and recently started re-watching the anime from the beginning(only have a little bit of Shippuden, that was where I just stuck to the manga), just finished the Country of the Wave arc. So many memories, so many feels. Never gets old.

    • HOWtwoROCK

      2 years ago

  • Questions answered by Kaoru27Umi

    Yeah, again depends on the content. 

    Depends on what kind of Japanese video and the pace of the video... we talking an hour or minute here? Usualy $5-10 a minute depending on difficulty of content. 

    I would certainly enjoy having some sort of sustainable income with my book(s)! Here's to hoping!

    There is! When I was younger, I associated very strongly with two specific anime characters, personally wise, who were Kamiya Kaoru from Rurouni Kenshin and Ryuuzaki Umi from Magic Knight Rayearth. I used their two names and stuck a 27 between the two, which 7 is my special nmber and 2 is a secret. ;) If I were to remake my username today it would probably be Misato27Kaoru (Misato from Evangelion)

    To always be yourself and never give up. Your dreams can and will be accomplished! <3 (Also don't forget all the Japanese you learned)

    I've never cosplayed a guy now that I think about it. A long time ago I wanted to cosplay Julia, but I never got around to it! Spike is too cool.

    have you bin to Canada?

    | Asked by: masterzero99 1 year ago

    I have not actually, I would love to go! See my northern neighbors!

    I'd probably say chocolate as well. I love green tea ice cream, so anything other than that is secondary.

    Strangest? Umm, that I personally witnessed? Probably panty vending machine. And some back alley yakuza stuff. And school girls being silly school girls, especially when they fangirl and put on their socks. Little kids playing 'kancho'. Man, that's a tough question though, I've seen a lot! (>_<)

    I don't know much about jojo but her outfit doesn't look hard at all! (^__^)

    Philly is bigger. Philly is better. Nothing is more American than Ben Franklin! NOTHING!

    Honestly, out of the things they need to fix about site... I'm surprised this function came before all of them. (>_<) orz

    And I still want my +1 cute.