Jerry: "What did you guys think of the concert?"
Me: "I thought it was pretty goo-"
Jerry: "It was fucking boring!"
Me: "...Well fuck me, right?"
Ty (the supervisor): *laughing*
A few minutes later, debriefing with the supervisors at the end of the night. I had found 3 pairs of sunglasses and was wearing them all (along with my own sunglasses on top of my head). Here's a recreation of what it kinda looked like:
Me: "Hey guys, I found some sunglasses."
James (supervisor): "Everyone okay? Any issues we need to know about?"
Ty (supervisor): "Anybody get hurt?"
James: "My feelings were hurt." (Just want to add I used to say this after shows, but I'm actually proud that James took my joke.)
Ty: "Alright, are we going to get any phone calls from angry guests?"
Me: "Might get some calls about people missing their sunglasses."
Me: "By the way, anyone want some sunglasses?"