KriSirk

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from Oklahoma City, OK

    • KriSirk

      Dear Rooster Teeth.

      3 years ago

      If you were at all interested in seeing lovely suburbs and rolling plains and even a few skyscrapers and for it not to be Texas: enter Oklahoma. Its only a few short hours north of you. There are thousands of people willing to flock to your existence. I would pay for you food! COME ONNNNN

    • KriSirk

      I am a fan of forums but....

      4 years ago

      It truly seems like the majority of forum users simply troll the site to find a topic and then proceed to do nothing but make negative comments toward that creator of that thread or something they said. What happened to association, sympathy, idea building? Now its all "ooo I feel like randomly pissing someone off because I think I am cool and hate everything in the world and feel that if your ideas do not align with mine (that is to hate everything and wish for nothing to exist on a corporate or business type plain of existence) then you are a Noob.

      My resonse to that is YES! I am a Noob, a Noob fucking Saibot and ill shadow kick you ass back to outworld.

    • KriSirk

      Loyal Xbox fan but sick of the problems?

      in Forums > Loyal Xbox fan but sick of the problems? | Follow this topic

      I have been a loyal microsoft fanboy since the creation of the Xbox and hate sony. Ive had an xbox live account in one form or another since its creation when i was like 11. Yet I am troubled by my alarming failure rate when it comes to purchasing competent consoles.

      My first xbox console was purchased when they first were released. My father then purchased a second so that my brother and I could network with him and play Halo. Both of those xboxs had a fatal system error within a month of each other. Several months later I personally purchased a third xbox. It lived for probably a year or two before I purchased the 360 on opening day. About 4 months after the 360's release my old xbox crashed. Death count now at 3.

      The first 360 like all others (I assume) would over heat even if it was in a wide open area. I purchased the inter-cooler which helped but increased the sound created by the xbox 3 fold. Wilst reading a GameInformer article, several annoyingly loud months later, I came across their good bad terrible section (or whatever its called). There I found that Microsoft found that all 360s made before a certain date were defective and they could be sent in free of charge for a repair. I of course did so. 2 weeks later I received a fresh new console with no overheating issues. Death Count 3 Defective count 1.

      Fast forward a year to 2007ish. Halo 2 is out and raging like no other. My brother and I are having a get together with close friends for a lan party. After several intense hours of halo 2 failing, I decide to switch over to my love affair of the moment, Gears of war 1. I am owning the campaign with my friend Micheal. After a few hours of playing gears of war suddenly loses all color pallet, Not that it had much to begin with. The characters seem to all be gray and grayer and are not rendering very well. I am confused and try to mess with the video out cord. After a few moments of tinkering the color returns to normal, as soon as I let go of the cord it returns to gray. Over and Over I tried to make it better, no success. So I decide to purchase a new video cable, no success. I try my brothers VGA cable, no success. So I say screw it and play in black in white....several hours later it is simply black. Sound is fine, everything responds to my controller, no video. I call Xbox Support, I go through the whole nonsense to try and self fix, no success. They send me a box and ship it out and returned with a new nice xbox. Death count 4 Defective Count 1

      Fast forward several years to the release of Gears 2. It is my senior year of high school, I am so very excited to own this game. I play it slowly so as to ensure that I absorb the plot entirely. 1 week after purchase, going to school, and going to work I beat it. With the end of the plot I waltz into the Multiplayer. It is there that I learn the year or 2 of playing Halo 3 and MW1 did not help me in my attempt to become better at a 3rd Person shooter. I play on anyways. In a middle of a match on the Canals map, (I think thats what it is called. Recreation of the GOW1 map). I stop moving for a moment to get a drink and boom my game lags. Then low and behold there is one color on the screen......grey. All Shades of gray. It actually took me several games to realize this (which is not saying much for the color palette in GOW). Shortly there after a repeat of my previous console occurs and it goes black. I call xbox support and to my unfortunate discovery my console is out of warranty and they want $100 for a repair that I do not have the ability to obtain with a vehicle and other bills. For the first time in over 5 or 6 years I have no console to play. It stays this way for over 6 months. Death count 5 Defective Count 1

      After those long 6 months of waste I have a girlfriend. She owns an Xbox 360 and never plays. She allows me to use it and I do. A year and a half goes bye I am no longer dating that female but I do have that xbox. However it is from the original batch of xboxs released years previous. A few months before the release of halo Reach my Xbox does something terrible, something disgusting. Something I can only compare to as one catching the black plague.....it Red Rings....3 of them shining, blinking, flashing as to say no Reach for you. But I am very aware of the world of gaming. I know that if your xbox receives the 3 Red Rings of Death, it has a 3 year warranty set in place for that issue. So I call. My excitement at a point of near ecstasy, the last few moments of turning the console on and off realizing my doomed fate of not playing Halo Reach were all but a dream. In a mere 2 weeks I would have my new xbox pretty much guaranteed to never Red Ring....except that is not what happened. In that phone call to Xbox Support I discovered that my ex girlfriend was not the original owner of that xbox, no it was her brother who registered the console and who lived in a separate state. I was unable to repair that console as it did not belong to me apparently. Death count 6 Defective Count 1

      Leaping a few months into the future just before the release of Reach I am gifted with a magical opportunity. The brother of my ex girlfriend, the bastered who actually took the xbox.com advice of registering a console, was in serious debt. In that debt he started to sell his many items of possessions, one specifically was a Xbox 360 Elite. I took advantage of this moment with all of my might and purchased the shit out of that console just in time to play the glory that was Bungi's last Halo Game. That was last September, this is July present time. Yet Just a few days ago my Screen lit up with an Xbox Elite E74 Error on my screen and 6 months out of warranty. Poor, in College. I am tired, simply tired, of this. Xbox has potentially destroyed my love for it. In 2 years Ive lost 3 xboxs. Death count 7 Defective Count 1

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    • KriSirk

      One more Semester LEFT!!!!

      4 years ago

      I have one more semester. I OWNED taking System Analysis and Design, Oracle, Visual Basic, C++, and C# all in one semester. Next semester I take Iphone, Ipad development (only for the education of Visual/Objective C), Client Side Programming, and Advanced Java. Then I look for a job.

    • KriSirk

      PATRIOTISM VS. HUMANITARIANISM

      in Forums > PATRIOTISM VS. HUMANITARIANISM | Follow this topic

      So with the revolution in the middle east occurring, i have been glued to the T.V. and constantly monitoring google news. I keep hearing how reluctant both Republicans and Democrats were to accept Mubarak and some of these other leaders leaving office because in their place potentially (and most likely) would be a democratic parliament of people who were not really American aligned. A lot of "true blue Americans" are against that, i dont understand. Are we, The United States of America the nation that perfected democracy and became so lavish that the American's biggest problem at the moment is surplus. How can WE not press for all nations to be Democratic.

      There is one thing over the few years of political activism that i have come to believe, America is great, Humanity is better. My teachers and older family members call me a philosopher, a humanitarian, an optimist, and idealist as if it were an insult or it were saying I am naive. I love America, while i would like to STAY in many other countries for historical, political, and cultural reasons; America is the best place i could ever fathom in actually living. But in the case of war, politics, and education im some sort of socialist ass hole according to the "true american".

      The reasons? Here are my beliefs that are so disgustingly wrong to the "american"

      In thought of nuclear weapons, we keep them as a scare tactic. it takes around 40 war heads (pulling the number out of my ass) to destroy the world. Russia and the Untied states have more than 3000 a peace. During the cold war we developed a theory that most conservative "true americans" still hold to be efficient. This theory is called M.A.D Mutually Assured Destruction. They shoot at us, we shoot at them or vice versa. They die, we die, and everyone else that had nothing to do with it dies. Ask yourself this, do you have the right and the responsibility to cease the life of all humans, animals, plants, microscopic beings present and future. No you dont, the president doesnt, nothing does. So in that event, i think if they launch, we dont launch back. That makes me a terrorist apparently because i would want Americans to die over all humanity.

      In the thought of welfare. I think that living is only insured through proper health-care. In Taiwan healthcare is private, and there is no insurance because if someone cant afford it they get paid, and if they can afford it its cheap (ie a mri is 75$ where in the u.s. an mri is like $1000). If nothing else, cancer patience and accident survives along with children deserve it. You true blood Americans refuse it because its not capitalism and it would make doctors not get paid well and thus they would not perform very well. Yes at first doctors would not want to work as well due to lack of pay. Eventually, the only doctors working will be the doctors who the government paid to go to school and thus are the ones who are dedicated and who WANT to be doctors, not those who just want to be billionaires on the misfortune of others.

      Because i believe in a democratic nation that bridges a capitalistic economy with a SOCIALISTIC economy. Thats right, im a devil because i think that SOCIALISM is okay. Close your ears on this one, because i think the theory of Communism is great too. I must be a terrorist right? No, wrong. The theory of communism is that the state takes all the wealth and economy and divides it up equally among its citizens. No one is greater than anyone else, if you understand the reasoning behind the Bolshevik revolution then you will get why Russian birthed this idea. In idea, communism works, in theory on human is a monster. Socialism is the combination of capitalism and communism. I think a nation, like ours, that control the prices, creation, and abundance of goods and services that are key to the development and prosperity of the human should be controlled by the gov. Thats right, gas, healthcare, car insurance, milk, medicine, education, and in this age internet should be controlled by the government. That would create massive amounts of jobs that paid less than they do on the private market, but stimulate the economy more sine the money is going to the lower financial sectors. Gas would stop being 3 dollars a gallon, healthcare would be affordable and medicine available, wrecks would be easier to recover from financially, milk would stay below 4 dollars a gallon, maybe america could once again not be ignorant fools, and internet to all Americans, imagine that EVERYONE could connect to someone. where would the government get the money to fund all that? idk maybe the oil they sell for just below profit + tax, or the food, or the health care. I digress.

      I think we are polluting the atmosphere and that we should stop being addicted to oil. Its getting more expensive and its finite. Coal is nasty too, yet we burn burn burn it and the republicans shut down a bill that would allocate fund to find better resources. O and go ahead and say burning fuel doesn't hurt the environment. I dont know about you, but i LOVE seeing smog above Shanghai, LA, NY, and Las Vegas. Its so tasty and good for the lungs.

      Im hated because im naive. Because i think the lives of humans in general are better than Americans. If you concur, great. If you are offended or disagree, join the 200 million others out there. Just so you know i was born and raised in Oklahoma City Oklahoma. In the middle of the bible belt republican alley witch-burning fest yet I have these beliefs. Democracy, preservation of life and habitat, continuation of advancement, and basic technological necessities are more important than being the best nation, the strongest nation, or the richest. THAT is why i'm declared naive.

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    • KriSirk

      Dear Rooster Teeth:

      4 years ago

      Please hire me. I would gladly intern there for minimum wage if it meant working the. I live in Okc so the drive for relocation would not be difficult. I am going to school for programming, thus im very computer savy. Im awesome.

    • KriSirk

      Programming

      4 years ago

      So I know i am still i beginner of programming. But im blazing decently through all the languages i've used so far. I simply can not wait until i am a pro programmer.

  • Comments (6)

    • madmanmoe

      madmanmoe

      3 years ago

      To sadly answer your question. yes there are. just look at what i still have to put up with every day.

    • madmanmoe

      madmanmoe

      3 years ago

      Honestly KriSirk, we have no idea. today he gave a 2 1/2 minute audio speech (which no one in Libya believes it is his voice at all). He is defo in hiding, but where? We dont know.

      ...Maybe NATO knows?

    • madmanmoe

      madmanmoe

      4 years ago

      simply put, no. it just fired us up even more.

    • madmanmoe

      madmanmoe

      4 years ago

      i only wish you could understand some of the stuff they say about him here! some just can't be translated, but hillarious!

    • madmanmoe

      madmanmoe

      4 years ago

      im scared....really really scared. Because i know he really DOES want to do it.

    • Ben

      Ben

      6 years ago

      We don't hire people based on "popularity", nor does any company in the world.