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    • Answers and fun facts for anyone curious after watching this weeks Theater Mode "Happy Camp"

      8 months ago

      Meerkat_df

      As a person born and raise in Happy Camp, CA I feel that it is my duty to answer some of the questions people might have after watching this weeks Theater Mode, and just give some fun facts.


      First off all the footage shot in the movie before they reach Happy Camp in the Movie before  is actually filmed in Happy Camp. I guess they could not afford to shoot in more than one town.


      Our Bigfoot statue is easily the most popular destination in Happy Camp, it's the only place around that people will stop and take selfies 


      As you most likely figured out there is not a single missing person form Happy Camp, as opposed to over 600.


      The Middle School Jack points out behind the RV is actually Happy Camp High School. That was were I went to for all of my high school life... It was not too great.


      Jack is actually wrong about those mountains at around 7:17 minutes into the video, they are not CGI, but they are indeed nowhere close to Happy Camp.


      The gas station in movie actually does not have a bathroom, just a port-a-potty of questionable cleanliness, so pissing behind the air compressor might be the best option of you have to piss.


      Parry's Market is now called the Kingfisher Market.


      My house is located along side Indian Creek, one of the best swiming holes in Indian Creek is pretty much part of my backyard.


      Yes Happy Camp does have an airport but it's really small. Only a few people with private planes and the Forest Service actually use it.


      Happy Camp does indeed have a shit ton stray cats in Happy Camp.


      The "smoke farm" is actually land that my Grandfather owned back when he use to operate a lumber mill in town.


      Also there are no farmers in Happy Camp.


      When Jeremy said that "Rattle Snake" Frank must be some a crazy person they found, he was not wrong. "Rattle Snake" Frank was indeed his real name, he got that name because he use to have a pet rattle snake he use to keep around his neck. He was a former logger who became the town's most famous homeless resident and drunkard, which is saying something. Also he use to brag about how  many animals he's had sex with.


      When Mike get's back with the clamp to fix the RV and said he got it from Al's, that is an actual atuoshop in town, Al is actually my neighbor and a family friend. But I am pretty he does not sell claps out of the shop.


      We do indeed have that many firetrucks.


      And at the end were they got split up and killed off, they acted as if they were about half a mile away, when in reality those two locations are about 20 odd miles away from each other.

    • Finally going to play it...

      2 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      When I got my Xbox One on December 5th I got Assassins Creed Unity with the Xbox. But because I was really busy at that time I could not play it, and because people were still complaining about glitches I thought it would be a good idea to wait until I played it. Then I transferred to a University and had so much work to do that I kept looking a ACU in my games and saying "No, I can''t play it right now, I would never get my work done." But now after six months of not playing it, the assassin's creed itch is starting to get to me, and I do not have as much work right now, so let's start stabbing some Templars!

    • Do something Creative...

      2 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      When we got word of Monty's passing we were encouraged to do something creative. So I was trying to think of something that I could do that would honor the man who inspired and entertained so many. I remembered the story I had started writing. I started writing this story about two years ago, I always wanted to create my own world, but I did not even know were to start. Then RWBY came out, the fact that Monty created this world with all these characters, inspired me the really focus on writting a story. Sense then I have only written 20 pages and I have not worked on it for awhile. But with Monty's passing I think it's time to start back up and maybe one day finish this story as a way to honor the man who helped me start it. Thanks for the inspiration Monty, the world's a lesser place without you.


      Now I give to you the first 10 pages of my story titled "Mortal God" feel free to criticize, I am open to suggestions! The writing is still a little rough, and my punctuation is not the best (you can blame my shitty english classes for that.)



      Mortal God

      Chapter 1: Introduction to a Changing World

      Harken SteamRaven stared at the old bronze medallion in his hand as he walked through the busy, loud, and smelly Market district of Tanga. He ran his thumb over the engraving of the phoenix that was located on the center of the sapphire encrusted keepsake. It was handmade no doubt about it, but he saw nothing about it that was worth the amount of money that it owner was putting down to get it back. "Hark, you sure that's the right one?" asked his brother Theo. Had anyone else in the crew said that, Harken might have accused them of thinking he had no idea what he was doing. But Theo was his brother, they had been looking out for each other sense their parents were killed, back when they were forced to crack heads for low level crime bosses just to get by. In those days if he and Theo messed up a contract there was a good chance they would not eat for awhile, if they lived that is. Thus Theo gained the habit of making sure everything was in check before returning to the client, even now when they had plenty of money and a good crew at their backs. "Matches the description exactly, even has the scratch of the Phoenixes right wing." Harken replied. Theo scratched the long scar on his forehead he got awhile back after a bandit tried to take his head off with a bayonet. He kept his dark hair long just so he could cover it up, in case it scared possible employers away. "It's just so strange that we are getting paid so much copper for retrieving such a simple piece of jewelry." said Theo. While quiet and cautions, Theo was also the bravest man Harken knew, and he was not just saying that because he was his brother. When things get rough Theo had no problem putting his life on the line to help out the crew. Harken had seen Theo pull some stunts in battle that some people would call suicidal, but Theo it was natural to put himself in harm's way so his friends would not have too.

      A women who was walking along in a long gray scarf moved into the street to give room on the sidewalk to Harken and the other four members of the crew he currently had with him. Harken was used to it, lot's of people could tell by their clothes, body armor, and weapons that Harken and his crew were mercenaries, and many people avoided them as much as possible. Harken did not really blame them, lot's of his fellow mercs were nothing more than criminals who on occasion did dirty work for those who could pay. Harken and his crew were professionals though, they had no side businesses robbing banks, mugging people, or running protection rackets on local small businesses. They found enough work with respectable clients that there was no need for them to step so low.

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    • I am way to proud of myself...

      2 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      For correctly predicting the survivor and killer in Ten Little Roosters. All those hours I spent after the first episode building a theory proved useful.

    • The Xbox One...

      2 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      is coming into my possession very soon.... it's going to be a long week....

    • Today I almost killed someone today...

      2 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      I was at a friends house today helping him with his homework, when his roommate decided to try and tackle him. Now this would not have been a problem for me expect in his mad rush to tackle my friend he was not paying attention to where he was running and he running straight at my laptop that was on the floor. I knew that if this 350 pound guy stepped on my laptop, it was going to be destroyed. So I did the only thing I could, I threw myself in front of my laptop, put my arms out in front of me and yelled the only thing that came to mind, "No, no, no, no, no, no!" Luckily he stopped running about six inches before running me, and my laptop over. It was a very close call. Had he broken my laptop... I probably would have just killed him right there and then, because I am super over-protective of my electronics.



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    • Guess Who Joined This Site Four Years Ago Today...

      3 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      This guy.

      Thanks Rooster Teeth for all the great content over the last year, and thank you friends for all the good times this year.

    • Back in Weed...

      3 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      Back in Weed a day after a forest fire destroyed 100 homes, most of the lumber mill and half the town was evacuated. The town is out of danger now so we were told to come back to the college whenever we were ready. Fires that destroy more than a few buildings are rare, even here in California. So a fire that has claims hundreds of buildings is a big deal, it's even made national news.

      www.nbcnews.com/storyline/western-wildfires/c...

      It could have been a lot worse. Somehow no one was even seriously injured, and the fire was stopped right before it hit down town weed. But we still, hundreds of Weed residents are homeless, and have no were else to go, it's a crisis that will continue long after this fire is completely put out.

    • You think your Mondays suck...

      3 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      So this happened today.
      www.contracostatimes.com/breaking-news/ci_26540257/cal...

      At first we at the College of the Siskiyous were told we had nothing to worry about. Myself, Potter, and Micheal even went down to help out at the evacuation center for all the people who were forced to evacuate their homes, which was located in our school gymnasium.Then the order came for all people in the dorms to evacuate the city. Thus began a long quest to find a ride out of Weed, and then the long car ride to Redding were I am currently hold up in my old roommate's house until I get the all clear to head back to Weed, that is if Weed's there in a couple of days.

    • So I just had an adventure...

      3 years ago

      Meerkat_df

      My friend Potter just lost his key card in the woods next to our dorm, and at 9:00 pm, Potter, myself, and our friend Michael decided to go look for it. Now Potter and I have no problem going into the woods at night, we had done it on many occasions. Michael though is scared of the woods, even during the day, so why he volunteered to go out into the woods in pitch black, I have no idea. So we got out there and followed Potter around in formation scanning the ground looking for his card, as he tried to remember were he had walked earlier in the day. At one point I saw a couple of animal eyes shining in my flash light, and made the mistake of pointing them out to Micheal who freaked out yelling "It's cat eyes! It's a mountain lion!" Potter and me then had to convince that it was just a deer in the woods. He then thought it was a buck that was going to attack us, so I promised him if a deer attacked him, I would attack it back.

      After about 20 minutes Michael's nerves were shot, he was hyperventilating and his voice started to crack, I began to worry that Michael was going to freak out and break down. So as a good friend I decided to try and get Micheal attention off the fact we were in the middle of the woods, so at first I played the Russian national anthem on full blast on my phone telling him everything is scared of Russians. That did not work so I threw away all self respect and played Friday by Rebecca Black on my phone and danced around the woods, lip syncing, and using my flashlight as a microphone. That worked. Michael went from shaking in fear to wanting to beat the living shit out of me until we made it back to the dorms. Never found the key card.

  • Comments (72)

    • grifballer61

      4 years ago

      Thanks

      • Meerkat_df FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        You are welcome.

    • xHarbingerXx

      5 years ago

      im looking 4 a job at achievement hunter not rt

    • AgentHunter

      5 years ago

      Hey dude! Check your tagged pictures lol!

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Haha "we're not psychotic, we're just talking about eating giant potentially mutated snails" ...yea people would think we are crazy

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Why vanquish those delicious little bastards when YOU CAN EAT THEM!

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      ME GUSTA GIANT ROASTED SNAILS!

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Haha I just thought that was another word for snail, so it could have worked...hypothetically

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Hahah that was the most disturbing thing in the ENTIRE book for me :D I just can't forget the fact that they're eating giant mutated snails, just disturbing.

    • AgentHunter

      5 years ago

      LOL! haha! Yeah, I just can't stay with one too long

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      Call dibs on the shower first. smiley6.gif

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      How's the college life going, dude?

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Now that's playin' Halo like a baws, by the way I'll probably get my xbox back tomorrow or the day after.

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Naa I have actually never had a russian accent I was in an internationell school in Russia so I had a swedish teacher ;D And the russian I used to know is now mostly gone

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      I suspected that he sounds way too "vodkarussian" doesn't really sound natural

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      I would give my xbox a funeral, his got fucking ANNIHILATED! Well that's russians ;D

    • Charlie8282 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      In reply to Meerkat_df, #1:

      Thanks! and i like the profile pic smiley13.gifsmiley0.gif

      • Meerkat_df FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        Your welcome!

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Hahah, looks like Chewbacca/Brute :D

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Paolini have a thing for doing that exact thing. He never actually reveals anything until the end, that's atleast what i've been thinking during these books

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      The inheritence cucle is without a doubt in my top three book favorites. Really wish It would ne released soon. Can you tell me if the green dragon has hatched yet and if it's evil in that case? I don't mind spoilers if you have come that far in the book ;)

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      yea, I just really hope they make the green dragon somewhat ok Is the the book good?

    • Louise

      5 years ago

      Wow, you have the new eragon book, not fair. It's not even released in sweden yet :(

    • Connor

      5 years ago

      Your worship is not necessary mortal, I use these powers for good.
      I mean, smiting is pretty fun, but I don't want that to become a habit.
      To much screaming, you know?

    • Connor

      5 years ago

      Why wouldn't you have it is a better question.
      Also, I'm a wizard, so I just know this shit.

    • Connor

      5 years ago

      FFFFFUUUUUUU

      It's so good.

    • Connor

      5 years ago

      You finish it yet?

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      I think the first book is the best, but I still have yet to read this one.

      We'll see.

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      I have to agree.

      Damn, I still need to get the book!

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      Well, scratch that. I can read things fast or at a snail's pace depending upon my interest of the book.

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      I think you may be a faster reader than me!

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      Really? When did you get it?

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      Well, actually writing isn't a bad thing, either.

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      I never really had any writers block at all; I was just lazy.,

      Never consider writer's block a bad thing, though. It usually means your brain is filtering the bad ideas from writing and creating new ones, and it also gives you a chance to step back from your work and check it out later so you can see the errors you may have made.

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      NOW Inheritance comes out in 2 days.

    • Lo_Battery

      5 years ago

      Thanks for the reminder!

    • ShadowMajik

      6 years ago

      Well thank you! That means a lot.

    • PBreezy

      6 years ago

      your welcoem

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      Probably. I'm just gonna throw out all my non-battery related clothes.

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      Thank you for causing that battery spree. Because of it, I've found some Low Battery apparel.

      What more can you ask for?

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      You are forgiven.

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      Oh, sorry, I meant crow. Stupid typos.

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      The epic battle between man and squirrel awaits...

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      And if this is anything related to the zombie dream you had the other night, you have grey-skinned zombie-alien-spy-mind-reading squirrels on your hand, my friend. Good luck, and godspeed.

    • Lo_Battery

      6 years ago

      I don't know... maybe when the LITZA movie and/or video game comes out.

    • Connor

      6 years ago

      Yeah, that would be a pretty sweet book.

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      6 years ago

      No, I don't think there will be any comic related contests or anything happening anymore.

    • Connor

      6 years ago

      Yeah, I think it's gonna be insane. It's about time it cam out too, it's been long enough.

    • Connor

      6 years ago

      Love the profile pic man. Are you excited for the last one too?

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      6 years ago

      Meerkat...you're one funny muther fucker LOOOL

    • BluRecruit24

      6 years ago

      i finally played (and beat in 2 days) assassins creed 2, and holy shit that game is amazing (recognize the scene now) *plots route up the si-* wait, where all that random scaffolding?

    • icyoblivion

      6 years ago

      that is pretty bad

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