Miroku591

Male
from Little Rock, AR

  • Activity

    • bye everyone

      10 years ago

      Miroku591

      i dont know if there is still anyone out there listening or not, but im done with red vs blue. this site had a good run, but its boring now. ill still pop in every once in a while but oter than that im gone. ill keep in touch with everyone via AIM or MSN or Yahoo, whichever you have. I also have a myspace. My AIM is miroku591, my MSN is [email protected], and my Yahoo is miroku591. My myspace is www.myspace.com/miroku591. Peace Everybody, Im Out!!!

    • ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

      10 years ago

      Miroku591

      Old Godzilla was hopping around
      Tokyo City like a big playground
      when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
      and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
      Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
      but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
      who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
      when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

      and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
      then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
      but before it could make it back to the Batcave
      Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
      and took an AK47 out from under his hat
      and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
      but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
      because Optimus Prime came to save the day

      this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
      good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
      this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

      Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
      like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
      and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
      but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
      and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
      when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
      but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
      Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

      then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
      and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
      'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
      and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
      then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
      while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
      onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
      then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

      this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
      good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
      this is the Ultimate Showdown...

      angels sang out in immaculate chorus
      down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
      who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
      into the crotch of Indiana Jones
      who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
      as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
      but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
      and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

      then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
      "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
      Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
      Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
      Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
      Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
      Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
      Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
      all came out of no where lightning fast
      and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
      it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
      with civilians looking on total awe

      and the fight raged on for a century
      many lives were claimed, but eventually
      the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
      Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

      this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
      good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
      this is the Ultimate Showdown...
      this is the Ultimate Showdown...
      this is the Ultimate Showdown...
      of Ultimate Destiny

    • some survey thingy

      10 years ago

      Miroku591

      what would you do if I?

      1. I made a move on u:
      2. I kissed you:

      3. I lived next door to you:


      4. I started smoking:


      5. I asked you on a date:

      6. I was hospitalized:

      7. I ran away from home:
      8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
      9. I asked u to have sex?

      10. i asked u out?

      ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

      9. Personality:

      10. Eyes:

      11. Hair:

      12. Body:

      ::WOULD YOU::

      13. Be my friend?

      14. Keep a secret if I told you one?

      15. Hold my hand?

      16. Go on a date with me?

      17. Keep in touch?

      18. Try and solve my problems?

      19. Love me?

      20. Date me?

      ::HAVE YOU EVER::

      21. Lied to make me feel better?..

      22. Wanted to kiss me?

      23. Wanted to kill me?

      24. Broke my heart?

      25. Kept something important from me?

      26. Wanted to fuck me?

      ::AND MORE::

      27. Who are you?

      28. Are we friends?

      29. When and how did we meet?

      30. Describe me in one word:

      31. What was your first impression?

      32. Do you still think that way about me now?

      33. What reminds you of me?

      34. If you could give me anything what would it be?

      35. How well do you know me?

      36. When's the last time you saw me?

      37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

      38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

      ::WOULD YOU::

      39. Kiss me?

      40. Makeout with me?

      41. Lap dance?

    • currently

      10 years ago

      Miroku591

      Yah i realized that i wasnt ready for a mongamous relationship yet. in fact im going into therapy to try and recover from the last one i was in. i may be taking a soul searching trip to the mountains of New Mexico for a month. im jus gonna sit in the mountains and meditate and commune with nature and try to cleanse my soul and spirit of all the pain that has been injected into it. That is all...

    • my horrible life

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      Am I a bad person? My date last night was a failure, and I found out that I freak my ex-girlfriend out. Whats up with that, I havent talked to her since we broke up, so what did I do to be made out as a freaky person? I dont know, but i do know that January 2nd cant come soon enough. I have an announcement to make. On January 2nd, 2006 Tim Smith will be signing up with the United States Marine Corps. With any hope I will be out of here and across the globe by July. And yes I am joining on what would have been mine and Sarah's 4 month anniversary. And yes one of the reasons I am leaving is because I am running away from my problems and the fact that I am alone. Good thing im seeing my therapist on tuesday..

    • harassment

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      I need advice. Sarah, my ex-girlfriend, and her mother came to Kroger the other day. Her mother asked my manager to let it be known me and Sarah were no longer together, and also to keep an eye on me so i dont stalk her at work. What should I do?

      EDIT: my parents are thinking about sueing Sarah's family for harassment and slander.

    • Descision

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      i made a descision tonight. sometime before my 19th birthday in may i will join the army

    • mad

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      Im still in touch with Sarah, and i read her xanga. She is looking for a date to her winter formal, and is mad because she cant find one. Is it wrong for me to be mad at her for leaving me, the one person who would go with her in a second, and then getting mad cause no one will go with her?

    • Sad

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      Guess what, my gf dumped me last night.

    • watching

      11 years ago

      Miroku591

      i thought just occured to me. how many people on this site have me on their watchlist. is what i say and do of enough importance that people want to know when i say or do it. if i am on u watchlist respond to this or message me. i really want to know this.

  • About Me

    "Vince, Shut the FUCK Up!"

    Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
    of the righteous man is beset on
    all sides by the inequities of the
    selfish and the tyranny of evil
    men. Blessed is he who, in the
    name of charity and good will,
    shepherds the weak through the
    valley of darkness, for he is truly
    his brother's keeper and the finder
    of lost children. And I will
    strike down upon thee with great
    vengeance and furious anger those
    who attempt to poison and destroy
    my brothers. And you will know my
    name is the Lord when I lay my
    vengeance upon you."

  • Comments (42)

    • Church_rocks

      9 years ago

      Hey man, I just want to let you know I love you. I love all of my friends, I hold each of them dear and I break out crying when I'm faced with the thought that they might not wanna be my friend anymore.

    • red_head_13

      9 years ago

      hello
      (i'm just sending personal comments to the people i never talk to)
      so what are you up to?

    • AlCapone

      10 years ago

      Do you want to be a sponser? Vote for me here and you could get it.

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      10 years ago

      check my journal please smiley0.gif

    • Chugabooe

      10 years ago

      Long time no see! How ya been!!??

    • penguin03303

      10 years ago

      ROUND TWO!!!! will u vote for me in shiny's journal?? please?!

    • aezd4ever

      10 years ago

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      hahahahaha =3

    • mrs_bubbles

      10 years ago

      no problem, thanks for accepting it :)

    • InuHanyou

      10 years ago

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    • Tucker809

      10 years ago

      err make that 5th

    • Tucker809

      10 years ago

      the imag is on my profile
      i will edit it later

    • Tucker809

      10 years ago

      do u want 2 join my inuyasha clan
      its called the blood revenged clan
      u can be 4th ang commander of the 4th fleet if u want 2 join

    • penguin03303

      10 years ago

      will u read my journal entry, and tell me what u think, please??

    • ari9790

      10 years ago

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    • 180

      10 years ago

      new pics come c u mite like some

    • InuHanyou

      10 years ago

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    • InuHanyou

      10 years ago

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    • ghostdynsty

      11 years ago

      well everybody needs a role model

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      please vote for me in caboose_230's journal by clicking HERE

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      Please vote for me by Clicking Here.

    • omo

      11 years ago

      hey, watch amuro90 and tell him in his journal that i told you to... thanks... love omo

    • Haloman118

      11 years ago

      hey man hows it going?

    • DaMick

      11 years ago

      that's cool, except for the part where you speak klingon. don't get me wrong, i respect it as a language and understand it's difficult to learn, my concern is that it's not one of the dubbing or captioning options commonly included on dvd's. still, props to you.

    • Shadow_Nin

      11 years ago

      Help my buddy monopoly_j

    • Sakura18

      11 years ago

      *hugs*

    • Shadow_Nin

      11 years ago

      Kinzai Ninjas coming soon, watch for it.

      *Ninja smack!*

    • brody

      11 years ago

      hi if u have myspace or want one look at my profile i got the gorillaz's pn my friends list www.myspace.com/brodyo

    • Church_rocks

      11 years ago

      Woohoo for Gorrilaz and Reel Big Fish!

    • wolerine3001

      11 years ago

      i read the six book and i thought it was really good

    • Welshy_261

      11 years ago

      iloveyouall.bmp hehe

    • haloperson

      11 years ago

      HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

    • MidgetNazgul

      11 years ago

      Sweet! Not a lot of people actually LIKE UHF...do you like Weird Al music, too? Ditto to Disturbed, too. And I have to ask, but is the line about moonlit walks on the beach true? I'm always suspicious when guys say stuff like that.

    • Brit_Kit

      11 years ago

      Have you ever gotten a girl to say yes to your question?

    • Sango

      11 years ago

      *slap* lol jk

    • HaloEgghead

      11 years ago

      LECHEROUS MONK!

    • Ice0708

      11 years ago

      WOW is that really u?!?!

    • asdfghj

      11 years ago

      I love America

    • Aphrodites26

      11 years ago

      MIROKU! awsome name that is so cool...although miroku is the perverted monk NICE CHOICE!!! lol :)

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    • Xavier989

      11 years ago

      Monty python is hilarious

    • Kiyo

      11 years ago

      Haha! I'm that way when it comes to 08th MS Team!
      But where we learn to speak klingon among all the rest of the languages still bogles the mind.

    • inuyasha8794

      11 years ago

      yay i luff hoshi sama :3
      he will suck you all up with his kazanna
      ( i wonder what happened after naraku died. if hes in the ova what will he use for a powerful attack??)

    • HaloTrek

      11 years ago

      WIND TUNNEL

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