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    • Another chupa update

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      As I announced on my twitter last night, the powers that be at my place of employment finally added this website to their block-list, so that's going to cut down the time I hang out on here by... a lot, probably. I do most of my web-surfing from work these days.
      I guess I could try actually doing work in the office now? ...Nah, fuck it.

      As much fun as I had with you guys Thursday night, I was really disappointed by my performance in the 'stream. I was too worried about my sick cat* and distracted in general to put as much care into my art as I'd like, and it came out really sloppy. Not you guys' fault, of course--I had a blast hanging out and chatting.
      At any rate, to make it up to myself as an artist, today I drew a whole bunch of practice sketches, and then re-did the colored piece I drew in the 'stream entirely from scratch.
      sketches1.jpg
      drabble2.jpg

      In other chupa-news, Latios7 just made this little roleplaying group, and Carder52 actually made a subreddit for chupas! I'm still a total novice to reddit, but you can check it out right here.

      Cheers!

      *She was put down and buried Friday afternoon. R.I.P Circa--you were a good desk cat and a sweet buddy. I was sad to lose you.
      The cat that was crawling all over me during the 'stream is fine, by the way, and needs to get the fuck down so I can finish typing this journal.

    • Chupa Time 4

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Tonight on chupatime, we're exploring the various breeds of chupathingy. It'll be like the Discovery Channel, only kind of gay. I totally didn't draw anything I had set out to draw. But it was still fun!

      smiley12.gif to all you guys for showing up.

      Come hang out!

    • Quote Log 43 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Barring some horrible crisis--or me not getting my one day off from work this week--expect some chupatime streaming this Thursday, evening-ish.

      --- movie critic
      DK: Man
      DK: more like Sky Captain and the World of Holy God This Sucks a LOT
      DK: more like Sky Captain and the World of Wow I Didn't Know Angelina Jolie Could Slum
      DK: more like Sky Captain and the World of Do Dinosaurs Really Need to Be in This?
      DK: more like Sky Captain and the World of GWENNYTH PALTROW PHONING IT IN
      DK: more like Sky Captain and the World of Sketchy Logic at BEST

      --- book critic
      AgentTon: I got so bored I went onto project gutenberg
      AgentTon: and I
      AgentTon: I
      AgentTon: I read a goddamned bronte novel alright
      AgentTon: I just wanted to know what the fuss was about and why the Victorian equiv of Oprah's Book Club fell all over this shit
      AgentTon: And I read the fucking entirity of Jane Eyre in one very boring sitting and I still couldn't tell you.
      DK: You should read that hilarious shit I found online once
      DK: Online reprints of Victorian erotica magazines
      AgentTon: Oh god yes
      DK: All dudes lasciviously fondling the pinafores of their cousins and bitches getting sapphic at boarding school and long, meandering poems about hard ons
      AgentTon: now see, I LIKE crazy Victorian writing
      AgentTon: And that would just amuse the hell out of me, but Charlotte fucking Bronte
      DK: oh god
      DK: oh goooodddd
      AgentTon: 'OKAY SO THEN JANE RUNS AWAY AND THERE ARE THREE CHAPTERS OF BORING SHIT AT A SCHOOLHOUSE, PLZ ENJOY'
      AgentTon: 'WE CAN ONLY ASSUME, DEAR READER, THAT ROCHESTER WAS FLOGGING HIS COCK LIKE IT OWED HIM CONSIDERABLE FUNDS AND BEING ANGSTY IN THE MEANWHILE'

      --- in Soviet Russia, monster...
      DK: Man
      DK: Children's book titles are retarded
      DK: I think of them from time to time to amuse myself
      maggiekarp: Curious George goes to Fucking Outer Space, Man
      spiderflower: Babar
      spiderflower: "The Girlfriend Who Wouldn't Stop Bitching"
      Drew: "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY???"
      maggiekarp: "Why Mommy Is A Democrat"
      DK: I wish they would make a Nietzsche version of "There's A Monster At the End of This Book"
      Drew: DK the last page
      DK: Where a mirror is embedded in the last page
      Drew: co;ahurk;hb aw
      Drew: got there
      Drew: you got there first old man
      Myshu: hehehe
      Drew: but I lol
      * Black has joined
      * Drew is now known as Abyss
      * Abyss stares into Black
      * Donraj is now known as You
      * You stare into the Abyss
      * Abyss stares back into you
      Myshu: What is this existential bullshit

      --- "a bit" ain't exactly a standard measurement
      DK: Are you gonna be around for a bit longer
      spiderflower: oh yes
      * spiderflower has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
      DK: LIAR
      DK: liar
      DK: forever a liar
      Myshu: lmao
      DK: It was literally like .2 hilarious seconds

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Quote Log 42

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Time to bury that overly-sentimental journal with talk of the next Cold War.

      --- let's see this war happen
      Greenjacket: You're New Zealand.
      Greenjacket: What do you need with a military anyway?
      Drew: historical hangover. Plus our SAS is awesome and will fuck people up.
      Greenjacket: Well, yeah.
      Greenjacket: But still.
      Drew: mostly we need a navy to stop fuckers stealing our fish.
      Drew: and a small enough army that we don't get, like
      Drew: pirates landing here and sacking our cities
      Drew: and you may scoff
      Drew: but the day we disbanded our army I bet you we'd have galleons sailing into auckland and stealing our booty
      Greenjacket: No, no.
      Greenjacket: I understand that pirates are a severe problem.
      Greenjacket: America has its own issues.
      Greenjacket: Ninja crime is rampant.
      Greenjacket: Washington is no exception.
      Drew: pirates killed our greatest yachtsman.
      Drew: I wish I were joking.
      DK: For what it's worth, I'd give you even odds against canada
      DK: Of course they fly Helicopters from like 1950
      Drew: so do we
      Drew: we fly the same ones we flew in Nam
      Drew: except we have less of them
      DK: I said even odds!
      Greenjacket: NK and Canada:
      Greenjacket: Flying the Aircraft of Yesterday...
      Greenjacket: Tomorrow
      Mozz: Kickin' It Old School
      DK: Well they couldn't invade you any way, they don't have the logistical ability
      DK: And vice versa, probably
      DK: So it would be like the Cold War, only unspeakably gay
      Greenjacket: So the Americans will have to intervene.
      DK: And no one would care
      Greenjacket: "Okay, you guys can borrow the logistical infrastructure MWF, and you guys can have it TThSA"
      Drew: look, they could rent out container space on a freighter and just unload it in Auckland harbour

      --- national security
      Greenjacket: Nobody's getting into my Army account.
      Greenjacket: Those fuckers made me come up with an insane password
      Greenjacket: No less than 10 characters, at least two capital letters, two numbers, and two special characters.
      Greenjacket: I have to change it periodically and I can't repeat the last ten passwords.
      Greenjacket: My first password was "2FuckingL0ng!!"

    • tl;dr comic journal

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Someone just asked me a question that struck pretty close to something I ponder a lot--so I decided to take the opportunity to bore the rest of you with my thoughts.

      As someone who writes and draws their own comic, would you have preferred to just write the narrative while someone else drew?

      I've been a writer and an illustrator for a long time--longer than I can remember, almost. Both my fanfiction.net and DeviantArt accounts (neither of which I can link from work) can attest to the fact that I've done a whole shit-ton of both over the years. Granted, it's all fan-work (and a lot of it sucks), but we can argue the merits of that in another journal.
      Point is, I am just as passionate about my writing as I am my artwork. If someone ever asked me to only do one or the other for the rest of my life, it would be like choosing between my own (hypothetical) children--I don't think I could do it.

      If I had to pick just one word to describe what I do, I'd call myself a storyteller. I'm not too particular about the medium through which my stories are told (hell, I even started to make a video game, once.) If I just wanted to tell a story about RvB, I'd write a fanfic. Yet to tell a story about chupathingys, I knew I had to do something more. A simple fic or drawing wouldn't be enough grounds for such a bizarre concept to stand. Short of making an animated feature, which is insanely impractical to pull off alone (I'm no Monty Oum), a comic is an ideal format.
      And that's the other thing I knew for sure, right from the start--I'd have to make it happen on my own. If I waited for someone to help me with my idea, it would never come around.

      When it comes to this comic, the writing is definitely the easy part, almost effortless. It's the artwork that's the hard part, taking nearly all of the time, effort and skill that I have. A better artist (many of which I know on this site) would certainly have an easier time with it. Still, I work extra hard on the visuals to make sure they're at least as interesting as the writing, and something of my own style.
      It would be tough to give up that level of control and personal touch by surrendering the art to someone else, but if it would help the story get told any faster, I'd gladly do it. That's why I hired Chris, and I'm super-fortunate to have his help with coloring. If by some miracle I find another artist who's willing and able to draw chupa-comics with me, that would be amazing--but I'm not holding my breath.

      No matter who's on board, I'm committed to telling this story to the end. It's my (chupa)baby.


      tl;dr Pie is still better than cake. Who knew?

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
    • Quote Log 41 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      So last night I dreamt I was riding a bus packed with people. I think we were going to some kind of convention, because it reeked of geek. Luckily(?) I was crammed against the passenger's side window, on a front-seat bench along with the driver and two other people.
      I didn't know anyone on the bus, I didn't know where we were going, and I don't remember anything eventful from the dream--except that the issue of putting on seatbelts came up, and I refused to do so, saying,
      "If we get in a wreck I want to get thrown through that windsheild, so I die as far away from you fucking nerds as possible."

      ---
      DK: You want to cry?
      DK: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_louse
      Myshu: Wow, parasite tongue
      Myshu: paratongue, or tongueasite?
      Donraj: Actually
      Donraj: Since it apparently does its job better then the original tongue does, does that means it rises to the level of "symbiote?"
      Belle: tongue atrophy
      Stellaluna: ...
      Stellaluna: fahrg
      Belle: If that could happen to people, I wonder what it would be like to be on the receiving end of that blowjob
      Stellaluna: Oh
      Stellaluna: I have the answer
      Belle: ...
      Stellaluna: It would migrate
      Stellaluna: And latch onto the penis
      Stellaluna: And slowly eat away at that penis
      Stellaluna: And replace it
      Stellaluna: And evolve into a penis bug
      Stellaluna: And then when that penis goes in mommy's vagoo
      Stellaluna: It will release
      Belle: So would the semen stream shoot straight out of the bug's mouth?
      Stellaluna: And migrate to the womb
      Stellaluna: And evolve and latch onto the uterus
      Stellaluna: And then it will BURST OUT OF THE ABDOMEN
      DK: And so Stella was born

      ---
      DK: I love my family. I have no shirt on cause it's hot in here
      DK: Mom: Why are you half naked?
      DK: Dad, across the room: "Because I told him to stop."

    • Quote Log 40 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      You know, I used to not like him at all, but recently Simmons has become one of my favorite RvB characters. Couldn't say why or how--I just realized out of the blue that he's got some of the funniest lines in the show. (Probably doesn't hurt that Gus is one of the funniest motherfuckers in the company.)

      So, shout-out to Simmons fans, I suppose.

      And just a reminder: although my chupa orphanage is closed, there's now another orphanage in town and it's off to a nice start. Y'all should check it out!

      And Doc's still up to his usual... Doc-things.


      --- the joys of being a history TA
      DK: my friends and I would always grade exams together for laughs
      DK: "Hey guys, did you know John Brown was pardoned?"
      DK: "Yeah, from this MORTAL COIL"

      ---
      Donraj: I remember once I was late with a paper
      Donraj: And I dropped it off in the professor's box a couple days before the final
      Donraj: And as I was walking out he asked where it was, and I told him
      Donraj: And before he could answer I interrupted and said, "Before you say anything bear in mind that you are Canadian. And I am Cajun. And my people have suffered greatly over the centuries due to being exiled by your ancestors. So before you say anything you take into account the historical debt owed to my people by white people like you"
      Donraj: Happily, this worked

      ---
      DK: God only knows why I thought of this now
      DK: But a few years back, when I was in the middle of my zombie craze, I paid many visits to teh "Homepage of the Dead"
      DK: Which had an extensive zombie fanfic archive
      Drew: ....
      Mozz: oh my
      Drew: oh please no
      Mozz: undead mpreg
      DK: One of these featured a neighborhood of wealthy Beverly Hills suburbanites who had hired a gang of bikers to protect them
      DK: But the hero discovered that these guys were actually dangerous, violent, and unhinged.
      DK: But he did this in the most insane and over the top way
      DK: By having the guy witness them cut off zombie tits and juggle them, and rape zombies, and "wear severed pussies like gloves"
      Mozz: ......wow.
      Drew: ...
      DK: I still remember one line, as the hero, indignant, confronts the mayor
      DK: "Your 'shining heroes' were buttfucking male dead."
      Mozz: hahahahah
      DK: I laughed kinda a lot

    • 6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic
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