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    • Quote Log 37 plus chupababies

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      What's new, amigos?

      I'm doing a lot of thingys with chupathingys lately. Chapter three of the comic is finished, and before I start on chapter four I'm going to try to put out something extra special.
      Meanwhile, chupababy adoptions are running again. If you missed your chance the first time, check out the thread to see how to get a little critter of your own.

      Myshu: my sister and I got some fairly shitty fortune cookies today
      Myshu: Mine read, "Draw up a budget and figure out how to cut down on your debt"
      Myshu: And hers read, "Luck is not with you today. Focus on practical things."
      maggiekarp: "Don't look for sage advice from a fucking cookie."
      maggiekarp: Me: bed?

      maggiekarp: FIND A FEMALE FUCK BUDDY
      maggiekarp: Over 8 Million Girls in Your Area SEEKING SEX - 100% FREE REVIEWS
      maggiekarp: I don't think there are 8 Million Girls in my area :(
      Donraj: Define "area"
      Mozz: 8 million, that's more than some COUNTRIES.
      DK: I get that email a lot
      DK: I wonder what I'm doing wrong
      Mozz: i suspect that email is lying
      Mozz: or has been sent to the wrong address
      DK: t Mozz you could always just date fat chix dude
      Mozz: i have tried, TRIED.
      maggiekarp: pssst Mozz
      maggiekarp: "Hey, you're fat, why don't you fuck me?" is not the best pick-up line
      Mozz: oh
      Mozz: oops
      Mozz: (psst come on karp i'm a litlte more tactful than that GEEZ)
      DK: Dude you gotta be smooth
      DK: You roll up and sit down, eyeing her across the dark cherry bar.
      DK: "Can I buy you a stick of butter?"
      DK: Or
      DK: "I'd like to see if those udders have some milk"

    • Adopt a Chupababy

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      Myshu chupariffic

      * Draw One, Get One Free *

      This thread is for those who want their own custom-bred chupababy! Here's how it works:
      Just draw the chupababy you want, post the picture in this thread, and you'll have that chupababy drawn by me and delivered straight to your profile (shipping and handling included.)


      - Drawing must be in color (com'on, obviously.)

      - Characters from RvB or chupababies already adopted (see the list) are off-limits (dude, that's like kidnapping.) This is for personally-designed chupababies!

      - No 'shoppin. It must be your own artwork! Don't worry about whether or not you can draw. Nobody's grading you on skill here, and I'm not looking for a Rembrandt--it just needs to be vaguely chupababy-shaped. And no excuses about not having a scanner/tablet/camera--everyone has access to MS Paint and a mouse.

      - One per customer. If you've already adopted an RvB chupababy, you're still allowed to get one here, too.

      - Your chupababy is allowed one toy or accessory! As long as it's in your drawing, it'll be shipped in the box, too.

      - There's no restrictions on color scheme, clothing or design. You could draw a pink zebra-striped one-eyed chupababy on fire and it'll be cool (or, well, very warm.) Go nuts!

      - Be sure to name your chupababy! Include the name in either the picture or your post. (We need it for, y'know, the adoption papers.)

      Have fun!

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    • Art lessons

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I'm probably going to sound like an ass here, but oh well--hopefully someone reading this can relate.

      Every once in a while I get a comment like, "I love your art! Can you teach me to draw?"

      While it's always flattering that someone thinks I'm skilled enough at drawing shit to make a qualified teacher, there's another part of me that's always a little--just a tiny bit--annoyed. Exasperated, maybe.
      There's something about that request that just bothers me. Although never intended, there's an implication that making art has some kind of trick or gimmick--that there's a secret all artists keep from the non-artists, something that I can communicate in a few sentences or a convenient drop-down list, should only someone ask nicely for it.

      I think we all know that's pretty much bullshit. There is no fast-track or neat little algorithm to becoming an artist, yet at the same time the answer is so simple it's almost mind-boggling: Just be one.

      I never took an art class unless we're counting the bare-bones requisite Art 1 course I had to take in high school, just to complete my schedule. I never had a teacher standing over my shoulder giving me pointers, telling me how and what to draw, and I've never consulted a tutorial or guide to draw anything ever. Ever.
      While I'm not saying these are bad things--classes and tutorials are full of useful, practical skills for artists to learn--what I'm trying to say is that the only person who can really, actually teach you to draw is yourself.

      Draw every day. Pay attention; use references (don't fucking trace shit); look for material and inspiration in everything you see. Try to draw things you don't think you're good at, and draw them until you can hardly stand to draw anything else. Keep challenging yourself, like it's another game.

      And love everything you draw. Even if it's a career, art is supposed to be fun, not a job.


    • My God, it's full of links

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Lots of stuff going on with me lately, and some of it isn't even my fault!

      I have a cat living with me now. She's plenty old n' nice. Here's an emoticon to express my feelings on the subject:

      There's some podcast made by some assholes from some social group on which some bitch appears as a guest and talks about some stupid comic she made. And poop. You can check it out here.

      A Day-Care Centre is up and running for all your baby chupas. Thanks to SuperPriv4te for getting that started!
      If you missed your chance to adopt a lil' chupathingy of your own, I'd watch the group carefully in the near future. Just sayin'.

      Thanks to coolrx24 and mystery guest #3 for hanging out in livestream with me Thursday night (next time I stream I'll give some advance notice, promise.) I drew this fella for Sebastyan, a chupa-character of his own. With the color selections he gave me, I had to take care not to make him look like Tucker. Dubious success.

      Finally, special thanks to the over 100 watchers I now have! It's been an honor gettin' to know you guys and fun times, warm fuzzies, etc. Here's another emoticon just for y'all:


      And a chat quote to go on:

      --- Final Fantasy VII
      AgentTon: Poem from Cloud to Aeris at the time of her death.
      spiderflower: Dear Aerith
      spiderflower: You died
      spiderflower: It sucked
      spiderflower: I cried
      spiderflower: I hope you won't mind
      spiderflower: When we left you behind
      spiderflower: I gave you one for the road

    • Quote Log 36 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Tonight on Chupa Time, special guest Circa the cat sits on my mousepad. Y'all can watch me draw despite her.

      Queelez: Man, there is a movie I want to see.
      Queelez: Across the Universe.
      Queelez: I saw a preview and it was like...
      Queelez: Like having sex with your girlfriend while high during the Vietnam war, while the Beatles were playing on the radio.

      --- Harry Potter
      maggiekarp: Mom: You know, I was just thinking... Kreacher, yeah? Horrible creature, right?
      maggiekarp: Me: Yeah
      maggiekarp: Mom: Why didn't they order him into a little box to stay there?
      maggiekarp: Me: Hermione would have complained
      maggiekarp: Mom: Fuck Hermione

      Sancdar: oh god i hate wiccans :(
      maggiekarp: Do what you will but harm none
      maggiekarp: Mom: WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A WITCH THEN?

    • Quote Log 35 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Part of my getting-home-from-work routine is turning on the computer and then going to use the can while it's booting up, often timed so that I get to hear the Windows starting jingle layed over the melody of a flushing toilet. Fun fact.

      --- late for Valentine's Day, but, uh... here's something
      maggiekarp: fluff sex would end up looking like... i dunno, puppy sex or something
      maggiekarp: or that adorable accidental Pikachu hump I drew in my younger years
      Myshu: How do you accidentally hump pikachu
      maggiekarp: SHUT UP MOM
      maggiekarp: JUST SHUT UP

      --- broken keyboard
      maggiekarp: my g key stopped workin to
      maggiekarp: ffffffff
      maggiekarp: sp?
      maggiekarp: kbfckjbf;cdsipc
      maggiekarp: abcdefhijklmnpqrstvwxyz
      Myshu: MK okay
      maggiekarp: I'm rnnin t f letters
      maggiekarp: 2 vwels
      Myshu: MK your keyboard is never going to pass a sobriety test at this rate
      maggiekarp: fck

      --- that's a burn
      DK: Listen I don't like to brag about Ice Burns, but this one was pretty good
      DK: Chris: "How's that candy going down, Adam?"
      DK: Adam: "MMMmuuugh it is good"
      DK: Kathleen: I've heard men who had blowjobs and sounded less satisfied
      DK: Me: .... that's because you blew them, Kathleen

    • Quote Log 34 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Dear game industry: I know it's some kind of comfortable middle-ground for developers and publishers, but please stop releasing remakes of your best old-gen games exclusively to portable consoles. Here in 2012 most of us do have consoles that can download games and play them on our TVs. It's incredible, I know.

      Mozz: jack thompson is right, GTA is bad for you :D
      Mozz: San Andreas has increased my usage of the word "nigga" roughly 700%

      Queelez: 1776 is up.
      Mozz: hell yeah
      Queelez: ...If Mozz knows what I'm talking about, he has become so much more awesome
      Mozz: no but I can fake it
      Queelez: Bastard.

      * maggiekarp makes a trip to the plastic surgeon
      Pipgirl: NIPPLES MAGGIE
      Pipgirl: NIPPLES
      maggiekarp: NIPPERs
      Mozz: pip
      Mozz: if you had to choose between
      Mozz: NIPPLES
      Mozz: and
      Mozz: cockssssssssss
      Mozz: which would you take?
      Mozz: i ask because you seem terribly excited by the mention of both
      Pipgirl: dicknipples
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: you
      Mozz: think outside the box
      Mozz: i did not plan on this
      maggiekarp: XD

      I wanna thank everybody who showed up to my livestream yesterday and got to bear with my 30-year-old-chainsmoking-waitress voice to hang out and have a lil' fun. Here's what came out of it. And a consolation smiley for the rest of you guys: smiley12.gif
      I'll probably do a stream every few weeks, just to spice up the routine.

    • Streamin' 2

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      I am testing a livestream this afternoon! Right now, that is.

      Nothing special today--just experimenting with painting and running a stream on dual monitors. Perhaps drawin' some chupas 'n shiz.

    • Streamin'

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      If anyone wants to hang out with Nero and I for an hour or so, he's drawing boobies in his livestream channel right here, right nao.

      (I might run a super-late stream later, since I got my new computer up and running.)

      edit: Good times were had. Thanks paguh and Nero!

    • Quote Log 33 (NeverSFW)

      6 years ago

      Myshu chupariffic

      Today's speedpaint took less than an hour, which is pretty speedpainty for me. Can't get too much practice drawing warthogs. Only Nero is going to know what this might be for.

      --- get back in the kitchen ocean
      maggiekarp: q chat do I wanna watch The Little Mermaid?
      Myshu: It's actually been so long since I've seen that, I forgot how it ends
      Myshu: ...and begins
      Myshu: And most of the middle
      maggiekarp: It's about a little girl
      maggiekarp: that goes into spaaaace
      maggiekarp: and fucks a stranger
      maggiekarp: and her dad seems overly concerned for a dude that's got like, 50 goddamn daughters
      Myshu: He can't help playing favorites :(
      BahamutChris: All I remember is that at the end she's not a mermaid anymore and someone once gave a speech about how the priest pitches tent in his pants at this one scene near the end and showed us evidence and that's about it
      Myshu: I'm not even sure what the moral of that's supposed to be
      Myshu: "If you wish hard enough to be something you're not you can be it"
      Jerm: Men will only like you if you shut up

      --- A long ways from California to New Zealand
      Myshu: What's Wellington like?
      Drew: hmmm
      Mozz: Oakland
      Drew: imagine a fairly bland, small city Myshu
      Mozz: oh
      Mozz: Fremont
      Drew: then imagine the roads are filled with scorpions
      BahamutChris: ... Here
      Drew: and the women walk around with their pants around their ankles
      BahamutChris: Not here
      Mozz: back to Oakland
      Drew: and terrifying howls of despair are heard to utter from their vaginas
      Drew: that's roughly how Wellington is
      Drew: oh and everything closes at like
      Drew: 10am Saturday
      BahamutChris: Geez, what a hole.
      Mozz: arthur wellsleys corpse is somewhere rolling over at the insult of such a shitty town being named after him and his title.
      Drew: if he were reincarnated today
      Drew: he'd wander through the town
      Drew: beating the inhabitents with his penis

      --- Neon Genesis Evangelion
      maggiekarp: dammit Evangelion
      maggiekarp: I can't listen to Ode to Joy without thinking of dudes fucking
      maggiekarp: I can't tell if I'm grateful or not
      maggiekarp: grumble

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