Edit. I didn't update this back in January when Dan and I had a conversation regarding time scheduling and a myriad of other things, but unfortunately I had to back out of this bet. He completely understood, and called it off. I didn't want to edit this journal due to the way the RS site handles edits to journals by pushing them up to the day you edited them, but here we are. Sorry to disappoint, practically one of the only things I'm good at doing apparently.
If I am able to 100% Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, @NobleSteed has to drink whatever I request at the Rooster Speak Party 2017.
If I am not able to complete this, I will drink whatever Dan chooses for me to drink during the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and I must 100% all of the single player achievements in N+ before RTX 2017. If I am not able to do this, the public must decide between three options for me; a punch from Dan, being @Giries' slave during the Rooster Speak Party 2017, a ten minute massage, at his hardest, from Dan. All three of these options must occur at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party.
If I am able to complete this task of 100%'ing Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, Dan must play N++ and complete all the single player achievements, and also drink whatever I see fit at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party. If he is not able to complete all the single player achievements by RTX 2017, I, Newbs, will hold a public poll for what Dan has to do at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and whatever I choose, he must do.
If I am able to last the whole ten minutes of Dan's message, Newbs get's to choose who goes next for ten minutes.
I am fucking terrified. Let's do this.