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    • Science Class with Bernie 2 (trailer)

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      Me and a few buddies finaly managed to make a preview for a long awaited movie we've been doing, that started back when I was in highschool now 8 years later we have the means to make the movie, heres the trailer hope you enjoy watching it as much as we had fun making it, Comming october 2007 to a Internet sever near your...

      Science Class with Bernie 2

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    • Omg like WTF a Movie!

      11 years ago


      So it's been what Like almost a year since ive written a Journal, Wow I've missed you guys, well durring this long off Season, I manged to buy a new Car Mustang for the Win baby, and it turns out I had a nack for writing comedy go figure? So after this long immense struggle I managed to write a movie script witch is souposed to start filming this summer Great News huh?

      Well here's a Link
      Guess that means everyone can enjoy this movie Trailer now let me know what you guys think always love the feedback.

    • Sponcership

      12 years ago


      Yay For Sponcership!
      and Yes I spelled it Wrong!

    • LOL Dude LOL

      12 years ago


      Cyber Sex Gone Wrong!
      Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

      Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black
      leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very
      buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What
      do you look like?

      Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a
      pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also
      wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on
      it and it smells kind of funny.

      Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

      Wellhung: OK

      Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music
      playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up
      into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to
      your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.

      Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

      Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

      Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are

      Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

      Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it
      softly off.

      Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
      slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now,
      rubbing and pulling.

      Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in
      your blouse. I'm sorry.

      Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

      Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

      Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra,
      my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and

      Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's
      stuck. Do you have scissors?

      Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind
      my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air
      caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.

      Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and
      inspecting the clasp.

      Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel
      your tongue all over me.

      Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
      breasts They're neat!

      Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
      nibbling your ear.

      Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit
      and phlegm.

      Sweetheart: WHAT?

      Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

      Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the
      remains of my blouse.

      Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and
      throwing it in the corner of the room.

      Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing
      your hard tool.

      Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

      Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

      Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
      over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

      Sweetheart: What's the matter?

      Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

      Sweetheart: Are you OK?

      Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

      Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

      Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking
      for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??

      Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!

      Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

      Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

      Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

      Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

      Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the
      cabinet and now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark,
      I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?

      Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

      Wellhung: I found it.

      Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

      Wellhung: Me too.

      Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed
      against each other.

      Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

      Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

      Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses
      on the nightstand.

      Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

      Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the

      Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

      Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
      for the toilet and lift the lid.

      Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

      Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush

      Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

      Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm
      walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

      Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

      Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm,
      woman's thing.

      Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

      Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice.
      Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.

      Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait
      another second. Slide it in! Screw me!

      Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

      Sweetheart: WHAT?

      Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

      Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous
      look on my face.

      Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener
      all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem

      Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on
      my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

      Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching
      across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture
      frames and your candles.

      Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

      Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles
      fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it
      a shocked look on my face.

      Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

      Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!


    • Script

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      Hey everyone I currently began writting a script just over a month ago, and I figured durring the 'Red Vs Blue' off season it might be possible to get a few people to take a look and tell me what they think, a lot of people from around the Montreal area seem the enjoy it, as do some members of the forrum, anways, if you feal like a pottentialy good read the link is Link all you pretty much have to do is scrool from E1 to E5 I released the script for episode 5 today. Anways thats for the support, and I hope for some good feedback. Thanks again.

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    • April Fools Double Or Nothing

      13 years ago


      We'll after Finaly Finnishing work, after over 18 grooling hours I can Honestly say April Fools was ruined for me... I mean How am I souposed to mess with the heads of the innocent when I myself and bound to a job that kept me away from everyone... the only company I had today was my radio.... alas... April Fools you've done it to me again......

    • Rampaging Ferrets

      13 years ago


      Today I woke up to find out I accidently left my ferret cage open, as I slowly sprung to life I realized I had one clinging to my cheat while the other one slept silently on my shoulder. Later that morning I was surprised to see they tore apart my garbage spreading the conent all over the floor. Crazy Rampaging ferrets, hopefully this will teach me to lock the door before I sleep.

    • Creative Cam

      13 years ago


      Well today I finaly got a Cam I can use for a webcam Yay for me
      its a Creative Pc-cam 900, I still have no idea how to use it , But I have a new picture now, and apparently 5 out of 6 girls say I'm Hot
      So... Yay for the believer and for that other girl..... well lets hope you don't see this and b*tch me out on Monday.

    • Thuirsday Morning

      13 years ago


      Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
      After spending most of wednesday night , playing Halo 2 while takeing shots of Tequilla after every succesful sniper shot, I can Honestly say, there is no justice for people who can and can't play the game I find myself able to shoot everything one day and then drasticaly over the course of a few hours, I seem unable to even shoot the simplest of shots, anyways while im babling on I'll include the fact I'm aquired a Apple Ipod within the next few days, I'm hoppin its as good as they say, because in all honesty, I've never heard of anything Mac based to be really good so hopefully this will be the turning point.

    • the Official First Day of Spring

      13 years ago


      Apparently Today is the first day of Spring. So like most Canadians I went outside looked for my shadow found it and ran back in my house. Apparently I wasnt the only one to do this On my street I noticed a few people do this durring the day so I figured what the hell it Seems like a Trend so I exited looked around and ran back inside. I found it quiet warm a nice + 4 a lot better then the - 14 and 15 we got last week and not to mention a few weeks before our amazing -20 with the wind brinign it to -30 Now I don't know about you but the difference made me want to run around in shorts knowing +4 isnt exacly a heat wave but still much better then -30. In Conclusion I know your all probrably wondering what the dvd count is up to by now so the answer is 1917 with a few more sealed one's witch i'll probrably add to the list tommorow. So ta ta for now and hope too see you all next update

  • About Me

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    • jinnfer

      5 years ago

      My Name is Miss Jennifer,I read your profile today and it was so good to
      me.i feel you are the only one,i am interested to be a friend
      first.please contact me(jenniferbadara2012@yahoo.co.uk)

    • Cyber_Kai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cyber Kai

      8 years ago

      A new FU! And he's a pimp! SWEET!

    • blargie

      8 years ago

      lol i have a pug 2... congrats on FU

    • craniumkid22

      8 years ago

      Congratulations on becoming Featureed User....Too bad your last journal was in October of '07.

    • KissTheBoys

      9 years ago

      hey - how's it going? long time no speak....

    • Stoite

      10 years ago

      Dude sorry I didn't get your message, I never saw it up until today. Did you find yourself a DVD store?

    • The_Rizzo

      11 years ago

      Wb good sir

    • apone

      11 years ago

      im from alberta.

    • erin214

      12 years ago

      i have 3 new pictures!! get excited and comment!! :D

    • Jlcoolio

      12 years ago


    • Agyn

      12 years ago

      Have a satisfactory non-denominational capitalist gift-giving wintertime season!

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      You have Jessica Alba w00!!!2+ for you

    • GokuBlade

      12 years ago

      YO! whats up? I see you update you pictures :D

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      Dude I was so close to level twenty

    • omo

      12 years ago

      hey, watch amuro90 and tell him in his journal that i told you to... thanks... love omo

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      Dude, I adore the pictures of Carnage and Venom,too.

    • mr_murisaki

      12 years ago


      What should I put down? Err....*Sausages*

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      Yo wats mod points cuz i ran out of em

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      yah ima bit new and im tryin 2 download RvB 4 my psp

    • jg9204

      12 years ago

      how do i become a sponsor?

    • x_rebecca

      12 years ago

      hey =)
      thanks for all those comments.
      they made me smile.
      and your dog is really cute.

    • HatHead

      12 years ago

      2 bad you missed the cd but hear is the music from it for you!

    • KennyK

      12 years ago


      Thanks for tha' power, brotha'!

    • Illm_caboose

      12 years ago


    • dude_stud

      12 years ago


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • Jonus

      12 years ago

      dude, that Venom and Carnage pic just made me bust a nut...

    • chessdogg

      12 years ago

      dude im at like 760 on the dvds, i had to go and buy 2001:a space odessy can you believe i dont have it.
      this state is gay all the movies on dvd made before 2002 are all full screen so i have to wait for new shipments or buy online wich seem to be the best result. i just bought army of dakness for the fourth time and a bootleg of the adventures of brisco county jr.
      sorry i aint been on lately but i have had some shit going on in my life,pice out homie!


    • kylebrodeur

      12 years ago

      This is my cat.
      +mod if you like.

      and also


      Cool pics

    • crazy_4_U

      12 years ago

      Dude love the Venom/Carnage pic!

    • kirkchurch

      12 years ago

      Spiderman 3 better have Venom or even Carnage in it WITH the Hob Goblin (of course....duh)...........


      BTW, cool pics.

    • BPhoenix

      12 years ago


    • SargeOA

      12 years ago

      just added you

    • SargeOA

      12 years ago

      i take it the email on your profile is the one you use for msn?

    • Freekinacage

      12 years ago

      You are the super cooliest man on my friends list

    • uhf26

      12 years ago


      Here's one for your desktop!

    • OverDriveXXX

      12 years ago

      yes the more dvd's the better.

    • boonedog132

      12 years ago

      damn u hot

    • SargeOA

      13 years ago

      DUDE i just read your script, funny funny stuff you must tell me where i can get your vids??

    • spartanman02

      13 years ago

      That's alot of movies....movie marathon time!

    • The_Rizzo

      13 years ago

      That's a lot of DVD's to own

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