Me and a few buddies finaly managed to make a preview for a long awaited movie we've been doing, that started back when I was in highschool now 8 years later we have the means to make the movie, heres the trailer hope you enjoy watching it as much as we had fun making it, Comming october 2007 to a Internet sever near your...
Science Class with Bernie 2
8 years ago
So it's been what Like almost a year since ive written a Journal, Wow I've missed you guys, well durring this long off Season, I manged to buy a new Car Mustang for the Win baby, and it turns out I had a nack for writing comedy go figure? So after this long immense struggle I managed to write a movie script witch is souposed to start filming this summer Great News huh?
Well here's a Link
Guess that means everyone can enjoy this movie Trailer now let me know what you guys think always love the feedback.
10 years ago
Cyber Sex Gone Wrong!
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black
leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very
buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What
do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a
pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also
wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on
it and it smells kind of funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music
playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up
into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to
your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now,
rubbing and pulling.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in
your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra,
my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's
stuck. Do you have scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind
my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air
caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and
inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel
your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
breasts They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the
remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and
throwing it in the corner of the room.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing
your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking
for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.
Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the
cabinet and now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark,
I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed
against each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?
Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses
on the nightstand.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the
Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
for the toilet and lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm
walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm,
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice.
Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait
another second. Slide it in! Screw me!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous
look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener
all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem
Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on
my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching
across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture
frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles
fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it
a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!
USER 'SWEETHEART' HAS LOGGED OFF
Hey everyone I currently began writting a script just over a month ago, and I figured durring the 'Red Vs Blue' off season it might be possible to get a few people to take a look and tell me what they think, a lot of people from around the Montreal area seem the enjoy it, as do some members of the forrum, anways, if you feal like a pottentialy good read the link is Link all you pretty much have to do is scrool from E1 to E5 I released the script for episode 5 today. Anways thats for the support, and I hope for some good feedback. Thanks again.
10 years ago
We'll after Finaly Finnishing work, after over 18 grooling hours I can Honestly say April Fools was ruined for me... I mean How am I souposed to mess with the heads of the innocent when I myself and bound to a job that kept me away from everyone... the only company I had today was my radio.... alas... April Fools you've done it to me again......
10 years ago
Today I woke up to find out I accidently left my ferret cage open, as I slowly sprung to life I realized I had one clinging to my cheat while the other one slept silently on my shoulder. Later that morning I was surprised to see they tore apart my garbage spreading the conent all over the floor. Crazy Rampaging ferrets, hopefully this will teach me to lock the door before I sleep.
10 years ago
Well today I finaly got a Cam I can use for a webcam Yay for me
its a Creative Pc-cam 900, I still have no idea how to use it , But I have a new picture now, and apparently 5 out of 6 girls say I'm Hot
So... Yay for the believer and for that other girl..... well lets hope you don't see this and b*tch me out on Monday.
10 years ago
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
After spending most of wednesday night , playing Halo 2 while takeing shots of Tequilla after every succesful sniper shot, I can Honestly say, there is no justice for people who can and can't play the game I find myself able to shoot everything one day and then drasticaly over the course of a few hours, I seem unable to even shoot the simplest of shots, anyways while im babling on I'll include the fact I'm aquired a Apple Ipod within the next few days, I'm hoppin its as good as they say, because in all honesty, I've never heard of anything Mac based to be really good so hopefully this will be the turning point.
10 years ago
Apparently Today is the first day of Spring. So like most Canadians I went outside looked for my shadow found it and ran back in my house. Apparently I wasnt the only one to do this On my street I noticed a few people do this durring the day so I figured what the hell it Seems like a Trend so I exited looked around and ran back inside. I found it quiet warm a nice + 4 a lot better then the - 14 and 15 we got last week and not to mention a few weeks before our amazing -20 with the wind brinign it to -30 Now I don't know about you but the difference made me want to run around in shorts knowing +4 isnt exacly a heat wave but still much better then -30. In Conclusion I know your all probrably wondering what the dvd count is up to by now so the answer is 1917 with a few more sealed one's witch i'll probrably add to the list tommorow. So ta ta for now and hope too see you all next update