I have not used this account in a long time despite watching lots of roosterteeth stuff online. I made this account 9 years ago when i was 21 in college and probably drunk. As I am coming back to the community to some degree, don't want to go by this name, and there is no username change feature, I have made a new account. nojkoor1584 is me
3 years agoPvt_Areas
6 years agoPvt_Areas
I read an article "Mavericks defeat Hest, Miami Fans shocked by Lebron's non-existant performances in final games" - Yay I am not surprised on bit. Go Dallas Fuck Lebron
Peyton Hillis gonna be on madden Cover and Cleveland Indians playing good baseball. Good Times
8 years agoPvt_Areas
Theory: If I as human eat what's left of a zombie's brain, I will turn the Zombie into a Human
Fact 1: A zombie eats a human's brain and the human becomes a zombie.
Proof : We have seen this happen in how many video games and movies?
Fact 2: All Zombies are Bisexuals
Proof : The brain used for reproduction can be from a man or a woman. It doesn't matter to the Zombie, they will still reproduce parasitically. This mean all zombies are bi-sexuals since they use and hunt the brain of any gender.
Fact 3: Because all Zombies are Bisexual that means everything works both ways
Proof : Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Theoretical Proof: Since everything works both ways then the reverse of Fact 1 must be true. I eat a zombie's brain and he will become human. I am a genius!
9 years agoPvt_Areas
I'm going to hell
Who is greater in these epic battles? Voice Your Choice
Battle - My Choice
Red vs Blue - Blue
Long Range Killing vs Close Range Killing - Close Range
Pirates vs Ninjas - Ninjas
Hot vs Cold - Cold
Coke vs Pepsi - Coke
Which is worst: Diet Mountain Dew vs Pepsi Blue - Pepsi Blue
Beer vs Liquor - Liquor
phily vs brooklyn - philly
Garfield vs Heathcliff - Garfield
bacon vs sausage - bacon
IHOP vs Waffle House - Waffle House
Pie vs Cake - Pie
Brownie vs Cookie vs Muffin - Muffin owns!
Democrats vs Republicans - I don't vote?
Chuck Norris vs Adam West - Chuck
Closest Matchup I could think of for Chuck
Feel free to add or create other versus catagories as you post.
10 years agoPvt_Areas
phily vs brooklyn - Philly
bacon vs sausage - bacon
eggs vs waffles - eggs
Chuck Norris vs The Most Powerful Force In The Universe - Tie since Chuck Noris is the most powerful force in the universe
Diet Mountain Dew vs Crab Juice - Nothing will ever taste as bad as Pepsi Blue
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