Qcx918

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    • Qcx918

      Did Arkayne finally get himself banned?

      7 years ago

      I notice he's gone. What's up with that?

    • Qcx918

      Pics of Dudes with Cameras

      8 years ago

      This is what I do when I'm not in class. The funny thing is, this isn't even my movie. The last shot is about how movie will look. If you guys enjoy these behind-the-scenes looks, I can scrounge up some more next time I work on a film.

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    • Qcx918

      I'm not back...

      8 years ago

      I just like the attention.

      Who missed me? Don't be shy, speak up. I'll wait.

      Got that out of your system? Good. Guess what I've been up to since, oh, say, 1:30 this afternoon.

      I was interviewing Malcolm McDowell for my award-winning television show Reel Talk.

      See you guys next time I decide to check RvB (probably tomorrow).


    • Qcx918

      That reminds me

      8 years ago

      See you guys later.

    • Qcx918

      Relationship Help

      8 years ago

      I was hanging out with a few of my buddies the other day, and one of them wanted to ask out the waitress who was serving us. He was asking for advice on how to do it without sounding creepy, and the other guys pitched in with some help. Then I decided to chime in.

      Ignore these wimps. Notes? Dates? Asking out for coffee?

      Bullshit.

      Grease up. It's what all the young girls are going for these days. Lanolin is a good alternative, but goose fat is classier. And wear a distinctive hat. Be creative! The bolder the statement the better. You want to stand out from the crowd of other greased up guys, and make a lasting impression. Regarding dress, the fashion magazines tell me that y-fronts are back in, as are Speedos. And, I am informed by my "street" acquaintances, flowers are old hat. Vegetables are "wicked" these days. And Shakespearean English is the desired mode of address. Be direct and bold. And surprise her - ladies like surprises. Especially in the dark - it adds a note of elle ne sait pas to the offer.

      Nothing attracts severe-faced young ladies more than the sight of a goose-fatted guy in skimpies and a bright green, feathered fedora leaping out from behind their cars at night bearing a huge bunch of cauliflowers and carrots, with the words "Madam, if I may be so bold, might we dally forthwith and make the beast with two backs on yon grassy tump?"

      If music be the food of love, you'll be having your pink oboe tooted on within a minute, and that's my personal guarantee*.


      That's as near as I can remember what I said, anyway. Oh, and *Does not constitute a guarantee.

    • Qcx918

      God Help Me

      8 years ago

      I'm thinking of buying a Moped. Somebody stop me.

    • Qcx918

      Cheaper Than Dirt!

      9 years ago

      I’ve never owned an actual firearm. This doesn’t make me anti-gun, just disinterested. Sure, I’ve got an airsoft gun (or 4), and the few times I’ve fired someone else’s rifle I’ve proven to be a pretty good shot. I kinda enjoy target shooting, but never enough become a responsible gun owner. All that’s about to change. Cheaper Than Dirt has other plans for me.

      I first learned of Cheaper Than Dirt just after my birthday. A thoughtful friend had bought me a ceramic folding knife and had it shipped to my college. Inside the box was a catalog… or what I now know to be a portent of things to come. If I had been naming this company, I might have gone for ‘Cheap, But Definitely Worth It’, or perhaps ‘Not Too Expensive Stuff That Ain’t Crap’, but Cheaper Than Dirt it is. So what’s inside this catalog? Dozens of pages of weapons. Not just folding knives. Not even just rifles and handguns. Giant double bladed swords that look like prop rejects from a b-movie, neo-medieval battleaxes with alien runes etched into the blade, bikini-clad biker babes modeling urban combat slings for duel shotgun assaults… In short, a lot of weird shit that should, in fact, be cheaper than dirt.

      I tossed the catalog without a second though. But the good folks at Cheaper Than must have thought, “What the hell is up with Qcx918, he hasn’t purchased so much as a blast suppressor for his laser sighted assault rifle and grenade launcher? Doesn’t he realize this stuff is cheaper than dirt? Send that loser another catalog or four.†Which they did.

      These too I discarded, though I did first ogle the bikini clad she-warrior with a compound Martian crossbow. I guess Cheaper Than got the message. They just aren’t quitters. “This tosser doesn’t want Conan’s switchblade or monogrammed ammunition? I guess he’s just too good for stuff that is Cheaper Than Dirt. Give his address to Commando Bitches, Patriotic Weapons Made by Chinese and other Foreign Fuckers, and Munitions Digest. Oh, and throw another Cheaper Than Dirt in the mail in case he comes to his senses.â€Â

      And each of these fine establishments in turn sold my name to at least 19 additional sister companies. Now I’m going to need a bigger mailbox. I work in the mailroom at my college, and the other workers would probably complain, if they weren't convinced that I was eyeing them through crosshairs every time they walk past my dorm.

      Back at Cheaper Than headquarters, the sales team must have been getting their heads handed to them. “You spent $860 dollars in postage alone. Stamps, as you know, are not cheaper than dirt! Get Qcx918 to buy something, subscribe to something, or at least take over the Nakatomi building with a group of disenchanted special forces buddies, or you are all fired. And by fired, I mean gut-shot!â€Â

      And it must have been right about this time that the letters started coming. I don’t know who sends them. I don't read them anymore. I know first blood was scored by the NRA, who advised me that my donation last year was appreciated (I've never donated), but the evil liberals in my jurisdiction, or perhaps living under my bed, were conspiring to force me to live weaponless, as a veritable eunuch, if I didn’t cough up some more cash. What? You mean no more 250,000 volt taser batons? Who will protect the children?

      Thanks, Cheaper Than Dirt. When I finally buy that Czech flamethrower and bronze battle trident, you guys better be much, much faster than me.

    • Qcx918

      Pad Your Resume!

      9 years ago

      Quite frankly, you guys are talented. I mean it. Give yourselves a round of applause.

      But when it comes to writing resumes, not everyone is up to snuff. Sometimes we forget that vital skill; sometimes we can't quite put into words that essential ability. That's where I come in.

      I've listed several skills fit for any resume, guaranteed to impress any potential employer.

      "Expert in Digital Sequencing" (If you can count on your fingers)
      "Certified Surveyor for Video Communications" (If you have a Blockbuster card)
      "Lead Analyst for Alternative Usage Analytics of Third Party Performance Statistics" (If you have a Fantasy Football team)
      "Well versed in a variety of subjects" (If you can access Wikipedia)
      "Dynamic Acoustical Reflectivity Measurement Facilitator" (If you make a good SONAR target)
      "Expert in acquiring information from many sources very quickly" (If you're easily distracted)

      Feel free to use any that apply!

  • About Me

    Fighting Ignorance Since 10.20.04!

    Before I hit "Accept" on friend requests!

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  • Comments (646)

    • Frostitute

      6 years ago

      I miss you <3

    • xTNxAssassin

      7 years ago

      !

    • rvmaster1

      7 years ago

      QLTT can live again!

      Since they gave us the ability to "watch" comments anyway. smiley0.gif

    • baggy

      7 years ago

      i just got a skull panda tattoo. and i want you to know that i found out about skull panda from you.

      check out the pic in my images

    • Frostitute

      7 years ago

      I was about to say "I've been gone for a while" but then I remembered you've been absent for some time.

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      7 years ago

      Yeah, sorry for being vague, I don't really know how else to explain it without the journal being dreadfully long.

    • pwcapone

      7 years ago

      Touche'

    • hitalec

      8 years ago

      Ah, nothing. Texas.

      You?

    • hitalec

      8 years ago

      I know you're...ya' know...gone.

      But respond to this. Hell, choke out a breath and I'll be satisfied.

    • aak2013

      8 years ago

      Interestingly, none of those eat your still-living brain.

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      You've pulled quite a disappearing act.

    • Magenta666

      8 years ago

      so youve actually read A Clockwork Orange, not just seen the movie...what did you think in comparison? It took me a while to understand the slang...i read the entire first page and realized i didnt understand any of it. Did you read the American version or the European version (with the extra chapter)?

    • ArKayne

      8 years ago

      It's what you get for posting Harry Potter spoilers.

      21,000+ posts goooooooooooooone.

    • Zytri

      8 years ago

      New WoW expansion looks sweet! Looks like they are pulling out everything they have to stop people from leaving to play Warhammer.

      Wrath of The Lich King

    • dude_stud

      8 years ago

      ._.

    • dude_stud

      8 years ago

      I am shaved.

    • Embee90

      8 years ago

      Which, of course, is the problem with the way that this scheduling/email platform my work uses is screwed up. People see the 'message' feature and forget that it's still a work email, and throw all grammar efforts out the window.

    • Nedinsky

      8 years ago

      You have an excellent point.

      He is an entertaining film maker, and I rather liked his interviews in "The Corporation."

      But I guess I'm just one of those people who think documentaries should be unbiased. At least not overtly biased.

      Post edited 7/28/07 6:46AM

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      Yeah I suppose the white one is...sort of...

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      ...Adorable? Really...

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    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      Oh wow that sounds cool...except the pet rat part...not so sure about that.

      But a cruise to Mexico, a moped, and shooting a movie sounds really great.

    • Nedinsky

      8 years ago

      Oh, no worries. And I wasn't meaning to imply that you were "taken in," but rather to illustrate how people like this use selective information to present a different view than what originally was meant, and that when dealing with those types of people, you have to aproach them with a certain degree of skeptacism in order to get a more accurate picture of what is going on.


      We as film makers and broadcasters have an obligation that I am sure you agree with that when we present an issue, we must present it in as a solid way as possible so that when it is placed under scrutiny it holds as strong as possible. To blatantly disregard this, at least to me, shows a possible ulterior motive. And ulterior motives are what really scares me.

      I'll throw up two smilies for ya, one for you and one for me.

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    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      You've been gone forever.

      How are things going?

      Post edited 7/25/07 10:19PM

    • Nedinsky

      8 years ago

      CNN has since admitted that all of his facts were true to their sources, and that Gupta was wrong.


      Incorrect, and here's why.

      It's all typical Moore propaganda. And he even proved it for me.

      He says "CNN threw in the towel." and admitted that they were entirely wrong. This is yet another case of Moore twisting things to fit his need. Michael Moore is a spinner of information, just like President Bush, and this is why I have no respect for him at all.

      The link he offers as proof to CNN admitting total wrong doing is the exact same article I posted where CNN slams Moore for some of his data practices. Yes they clear up two issues where they were wrong, but that was two among a list of 11 issues they had. And no where does CNN back down from their point of view. No where do they back down. But Moore would have you believe that. And it appears it worked too.

      The CNN article I posted about was posted by CNN on July 15th, Moore's "Throwing in the towel" bit was posted on July the 17th, and referenced the July 15th CNN post. CNN has yet to admit to anything than what they have already cleared up, and beyond those two points, they still stand by the other nine. Moore simply twisted what was said so that he could feel better.


      In reality, Moore twists data, just like Bush did to bring us into this war. But apparently, it's ok for Moore to do it.

    • Nedinsky

      8 years ago

      When did this happen, and can I get a link to this? Because they weren't wrong (at least on all of the points save one or two which they point out), Moore even said so. On his website he stated that he used info from one report and other info from a different report taken from another time. He felt there was no problem with this and Gupta was saying that he felt there was. It wasn't an issue of right or wrong as much as it was an issue of "I think what you did was very unethical."

      And I have to agree, I mean c'mon, the report about Cuba that stated they spent $225 was taken from a year where we spent 5,000, BUT he used a report from a later year that said that we spent 7,000 on health care. WTF. As if 5,000 wasn't high enough, the first complete report would have been just as effective.

      This article I posted was the last thing I found CNN speaking on the subject, so if you could find this latest development, I'd love to look it over.

      Post edited 7/23/07 6:36AM

    • Zytri

      8 years ago

      Wait you said June. Surely you mean July?


      Otherwise a whole year?

    • Zytri

      8 years ago

      Gotcha

    • Zytri

      8 years ago

      Alliance or Horde? xD

    • Zytri

      8 years ago

      Holy crap, you play WoW.

    • Embee90

      8 years ago

      All the programs should just use the same rule:

      -----Original Message-----
      From:
      Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:47 PM
      To:
      Subject: Mikes Pics

      Hi Mitch ... Here are the pics of Mike at the theater awards.

      Sorry it took so long.


      Hotmail/Yahoo is fail.

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      8 years ago

      I'm leaving you a Comment.

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      Have Fun.

    • Embee90

      8 years ago

      Yeah. That's the beautiful thing about TOK; no matter what you do, so long as you try then you pass.

    • hitalec

      8 years ago

      Doing good? Life everything you could ask for?

    • dude_stud

      8 years ago

      It's been a while. Your low amount of activity makes the skull panda cry.

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    • Nedinsky

      9 years ago

      Of course you assume that more than you and two other people actually read my blog.

      And I strongly recommend weeweeing on someone, regardless if you have a reason to or not. Very liberating.

    • Boomer Former RTUK Overlord

      9 years ago

      Man, I love barbecues


      youre more than welcome if you can make it smiley1.gif

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      9 years ago

      It's your turn. I do this to everyone on my watchlist...

      So Click here and read below the -------- line.

    • Boomer Former RTUK Overlord

      9 years ago

      ah...welcome back to the life of the living smiley1.gif

    • Boomer Former RTUK Overlord

      9 years ago

      where the hell have you been for fucking ages?? smiley6.gif

    • aak2013

      9 years ago

      Zombie reporter... well, at the very least you've got an asset that can keep her interested. That tasty, tasty brain of yours.

      Sorry to hear about the results - which part of the city are you in?

    • khurram_89 Nerf herder

      9 years ago

      You know you haven't had a journal in a very long time.

    • babygirlcjb

      9 years ago

      ummk.............whatever

    • dude_stud

      9 years ago

      So gotta make a sick club.

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    • xnickerx

      9 years ago

      just in case you wanted to know. today (Feb 14) is alphaeagle's birthday. smiley0.gif

      oh and happy cheap chocolate eve. smiley12.gif

    • aak2013

      9 years ago

      Happy belated. You're a great guy... perhaps this is your gift to us for the remaining 364 days of the year maybe?

      Cheers.

    • Biscuits87

      9 years ago

      Bye Brett. It was a pleasure talking to you and was great fun reading some of your journals!

    • Mav3481

      9 years ago

      HAPPY SPD!!!!

    • Nedinsky

      9 years ago

      Yeah, I was hoping for a lot more as well.

      Maybe I will write the real story that belongs with the awesome cover.

    • Nedinsky

      9 years ago

      Dude, I am way ahead of you on the book thing.... I think I need to get into children's book reviews.....

      Although it got very long....probably longer than the book itself....

    • AlphaEagle

      9 years ago

      Happy SPD. I guess...

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