RatBastard

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    • California Vacation 2007

      9 years ago

      RatBastard

      Just returned from California for my brother's wedding....great time and great weather....however three events reminded me that living in Cali is more of a bad dream:

      1. Gasoline was $3.50 a gallon and on the rise to $4.00
      2. Housing prices....the house next door to my bro was selling for $567,000
      3. People, people everywhere and no one worried about #1 or #2.

    • Found this joke on www.strategypage.com

      9 years ago

      RatBastard

      After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

      Kennedy opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.

      Kennedy was baffled, so he E-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.

      Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell Kennedy he is holding the message upside down."

    • I'm hearing voices

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      Question-o-the-day:

      Why is it that every famous person with an Ipod or any MP3 player publishes their playlists to the public?

      Heck, if I had a news conference every time I listened to the voices in my head, there would be no time for anything else.

    • European Vacation 2006

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      Yeah I know it's been awhile....... But you should have known better with a name like RatBastard.

      Anyway, just returned from Germany for a week of vacation. I have to hand it to the Germans for being not only efficient, but tolerant. Stay with me while I give you a little math class:

      The exchange rate while I was there was 1 Euro = $1.30. Therefore, $100.00 would get me 76.94 Euro.
      Gas (Benzin) was 1.30 Euro/liter. However, 3.88 liters = 1 gallon. Therefore, 5.04 Euros buys 1 gallon. Now for the sticker shock:

      When you apply the exchange rate, you would pay $6.56 per gallon of gas. So all you hippie, pinko, democrat retards that want to run off to Europe.....my advise to you is to bring a big wallet.

    • Tis the season ..... to be ($$) Happy!!

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      Ok people. Look at the news. For everyone who thinks "The economy is bad", well start running for the hills.

      Take a look and tell me the economy is still rotten:

      www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=aSHKhbAeRnkA

      For those that can't follow a link (maybe I have found the real solution), the weekend sales for both store and online was $27.8 billion (that's a 'B' as in Bush is Bad). It's the best since 1999. So, answer me this you doom-n-gloomers: Why is the economy so bad??

      If you can not go into your local Wal-Mart and buy a brand new T.V. (23 inch flat screen) for $88, then you deserve to be poor. Your decisions have you looking at everyone else enjoying prosperity.

      Oh, I almost forgot, you also think Wal-Mart is evil. Again, I can easily connect the dots.

      Here in Atlanta, the Chevy plant in Doraville is to be shut down. Hundreds left unemployed.....are they better off??? Well, if you read the rest of the story, the plant won't shut down until 2008. That's three years from now. 3 years to find another job, improve education, learn a new trade. So, I'll answer my own question: Yes they are (or will be). Those workers will have the opportunity to find other jobs, start other careers, and (better yet) not be chained to a union. Decisions, their decisions will determine their status three years from now.

      Unfortunately, those that find better jobs won't get reported. What we will see are those that refuse to take a chance, not try to improve themselves and just sit back and whine about not having enough in unemployment checks to enjoy all this prosperity.

      But then again, if your job was to do one task over and over again at the going union wage, three years might not be long enough.

    • Pro Gun Control Views

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      Since you will never hear about this on CNN or "Major Media Outlets", you all should know that Gun Control does work. And I am a firm supporter of Gun Control.

      Today in London, England, a police officer was shot and killed while responding to a robery call. Another police officer was shot and wounded.

      edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/11/18/uk.policeshooting/index.html

      In 1997, Britian outlawed the private ownership of hand guns. Since then, only the crimminals have guns (basically the only part of British society NOT obeying laws).

      So, I know you all are asking the same question: Why do I support Gun Control??? Because the British Government did not institute Gun Control but instead created a monopoly by allowing only crimminals to carry guns. My idea of Gun Control is to allow EVERY citizen to carry handguns. THis way, when a crimminal wants to do crimminal things, he/she/it will now have to think if the intended victim is armed or not.

      Trust me, crimminals prey on the weak or easy target. Just the thought of a person 'packing heat' goes farther than the thought of seeing a policeman on every corner.

      And by the way, both police officers were female.

      And for those liberal, winney-ass, pinko, fairies who think "Guns are baaaad, M-kay" need to read the following link.

      www.theinternetparty.org/commentary/c_s.php?section_type=com&td=20020111164110

      Proper Gun Control starts with proper sight picture and ends with a gentle squeezing of the trigger......BANG!

    • Today's Quote(s)

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      17 November 2005

      This link says it all. (From Neal Boortz's website today)

      media1.streamtoyou.com/rnc/111505.wmv

      If the Dems say Bush lied, then they lied.....long before Bush and Cheney decided to conquer the world. But like I have been saying about as long as the Democrats have been delusional: Let them talk! Give them the microphone and let them say what they really feel. I'll sit back and watch them lose yet another round of national elections because the only votes they will get are from the looney, radical far left side of the crazy democrats. And there are not enough of them to vote more than once to make the election at least close. And by the way, loosing by 5 milion votes is not a close election.

      They have already lost control of the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch and very soon, they will loose the Judicial Branch.

      Give them the floor, turn up the volume and enjoy the show!!

    • Viva la Frenchies!!!!!

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      15 November 2005

      Pulled from www.cnn.com

      "We will respond (to the violence) by being firm, by being fair and by being faithful to the values of France,"

      "These events bear witness to a deep malaise. It is ... an identity crisis."

      --- President Chirac

      Does anyone have quotes from the French way back in 1940 (May 10, 1940) when the Germans invaded France? Or during German occupation 43 days later (June 22, 1940 )?

      Truly, I never want to step on a friend and I still consider France an ally. But France has an "identity crisis" based on their president's words. Seems to me they need to find their identity by knocking some heads. Trust me, the only way France ever became "German-free" during WWII was thru force.....either ours or theirs. For those that think France is not being invaded.....we have many more therapy sessions to go.

    • Frenchies in the news

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      In response to the 14th consecutive day of rioting in France, a radio personality in Atlanta decided to take a stand

      "Bring our Minivans home!!!!"
      - Eric Von Hessler 10 Nov 05
      Regular Guys Show, Atlanta

      www.96rock.com
      www.regularguys.com

      I also heard that Larry Wachs will hold a candle light virgil after the 3,000th burned car. Eric said he will have a hair appointment.

      You do what you can...

    • Political cartoon??

      10 years ago

      RatBastard

      I have a pic in my stash of photos on this. A crude attempt because I can not draw.

      Frenchie 1 and Frenchie 2 were watching the fires burn their cars and neighborhoods when the following conversation was spoken:

      Frenchie 1: Didn't we let the Ayatollah Khomeini seek asylum while the Shaw was in power in Iran??
      Frenchie 2: Oui....

      Frenchie 1: And didn't we allow thousands of them to immigrate to our lands to find better lifes???
      Frenchie 2: Oui....

      Frenchie 1: Then WHO is responsible for all this mess!!!??
      Frenchie 2: We....

      Maybe if they would pull out their grand-parents photo of WWII, they might realize that the goose-stepping days might not be gone forever....

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  • Comments (41)

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      6 years ago

      POST something nutsack!

    • RatBastard

      9 years ago

      I just returned from the land of fruits and nuts....My brother got hitched. Had a great time!! Kids were good too. Still traveling to Canada, however I do have a nice IBM Thinkpad from them so I can work from home...not the office, Fort Living Room!!!!

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      9 years ago

      slumming again?

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      9 years ago

      SCUMBAG!

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      9 years ago

      Guess whom I talked to last night. Edderd.

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      9 years ago

      Hey buttmunch

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      9 years ago

      Where the hell is Mellville? You there for work? Still with DCorp? What e-mail to send to?

    • RatBastard

      9 years ago

      Yep. Mellville is the city. I'll be here a while. Lots of Sky Miles. How's the new job?? Email me since I don't check rvb often any more

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      Whatcha doing in Long Island? Still living in the same place?

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      Still married (happily). Still in Long Island (semi-happily). Kids are getting older. Life marches on

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      I'm teaching a Basic Flight class online in a few minutes. gotta go. We'll talk soon. How art thou and helga doing? Chillins? job situation?

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      I was sweating for a minute.....I thought someone caught Holly and I when we thought we were alone.

      I would like to thank the Academy and all you fans out there that made this night possible.....

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      Where the hell have YOU been dude?

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      You're in a movie dude.

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      What the hell you going to Long Island for? anyway, you know you've always got a place to go as long as i'm alive. Stop in. I'm close to Rucker. 22 Mi from Daleville gate. We'll get some Heffe' Weizen and drink like fish.

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      I've been to Deutschland and Florida. Now I am heading to Long Island. I read about your new job. I have to say congradulations but I am a little bit jealous. Only you can go from one flying job to another....I am in my 2nd straight year (9 total) of watching everyone else fly, although I do have about 40 minutes in a Civil Air Patrol Glider.

      It's always good to hear from you.

      RatBastard

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      Where ya been buddy? I never hear from you anymore.

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      A-hole??? Don't be a hater, dog

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      asshole

    • rvbrules

      10 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      Thanks buddy. Good to hear from you.

    • stephen2005

      10 years ago

      I'm going to tag you.....cause im mean like that.

      You now have to post a journal with 10 facts that no one knows about you, then tag 5 other ppl. hehe

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      Yes, they were great times. BTW, you're never gonna let the veggie thing drop are ya? So I was lucky enough to find a woman for at least a little while that was willing to be a total slut for me, and you hold it against me. Sheesh... smiley2.gif

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      Preach on brother!!!!!! Those were good times...even if you prefer veggies

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      10 years ago

      TWO CHEEKIN! ONE WIT SHREEMP! TO GO!

    • jordon

      10 years ago

      look at my journal plz bro. ull see y and then spread the word on it plz

    • Box

      10 years ago

      Consider your sponsorship a gift from me. smiley8.gif



      Thanks for all you do in the Armed Forces smiley8.gif

    • RatBastard

      10 years ago

      Very soon I will be eligable for a pension......and its only a part-time job.

    • Megan327

      10 years ago

      Weekend Warriors are needed too.

    • spikep

      10 years ago

      RvB.roosterteeth.com the best place on earth!

    • diablo2255

      11 years ago

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    • Furbi_Killer

      11 years ago

      just wanted to say thanks

    • RatBastard

      11 years ago

      I'm sure he is better than the 15 yr old telling me yesterday that the UH-60 gets the chicks. Imagine that, dating advice from a teen- ager.

    • Stmikl

      11 years ago

      I don't know, I still haven't settled up with him for yesterdays e-pimping session.

    • RatBastard

      11 years ago

      How much does my e-pimp daddy take?

    • Stmikl

      11 years ago

      Dude, you're being e-pimped by soldierboy. Sweet.

    • RatBastard

      11 years ago

      Goober....yo yo yo Goober Ga-Ga-Ga-Goober!!!!

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      11 years ago

      Friends don't let friends listen to rap...

    • LTDANTHEMAN

      11 years ago

      "Maverick's in a flat spin, he's heading out to sea!!!! You gotta punch us out mav, you gotta punch us out!!!"

    • LTDANTHEMAN

      11 years ago

      Long Live the TABASCO BRIGADE!!! -LT. DAN

    • LTDANTHEMAN

      11 years ago

      Love live the Tabasco Brigade!!!! -LT Dan

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