SSF_Alphas

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from Downtown Stigma

  • Activity

    • Apparently RT forgot to put in the profile picture cropping back into this new site...

      2 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      I can't believe I'm still finding bugs with this new website...

    • I officially hate literally every single router manufacturer that has ever existed

      2 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      I just got off the phone with NETGEAR support over in India, I was trying to get them to help me out with enabling some settings that they weren't giving me access to. Apparently my technical support warranty expired... 188 days ago... that means that my warranty expired sometime in February, and I bought my router in July. So NETGEAR activated the warranty on my router MANY months before it was even purchased... I don't know what I'm going to do, probably bring it up with NETGEAR and call them on their bullshit. You can't buy a car with a 10 year warranty and then drive it off the lot, only for the dealer to say that the warranty had already expired... this is such bullshit

    • Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have the right to marry!

      2 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      So the Supreme Court of the United States of America has ruled today that gay couples in America have the right to marry. This is a good day, and it is good to know that America will be moving in the right direction towards giving equal rights to every person. We still have a long road ahead of us, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

    • Lazer Team Announcement

      2 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      So Barbra announced that the Lazer Team trailer will be premiering at SXSW on March 16, and I'm just sitting here thinking to myself, "WTF... this is literally an announcement aimed at people who have already made plans to go to SXSW... there is literally no point in this announcement, because the only people who would benefit from knowing that, are people who are already going, and people with so much disposable income that they can buy a pass, book a hotel, book a flight to Austin, all within a couple of weeks... I got really excited when I saw that the trailer was going to premiere, but when I saw the date, and venue, my excitement just plummeted. I think this announcement could have been planned a bit better, and not centered around the Lets Play Live event. Things get too hazy when things are bunched up together like that, and in the end, a loooooooooooooooot of people are now going to be excluded from this event simply because the announcement came far too late...

    • Fucking Web Stores

      2 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      Listen up you fucking web stores, get your shit together. Use your fucking brains and logic... if someone fucking buys something with a Guest system, don't send a fucking email to them telling them to verify the address, knowing full well that it is literally impossible to go to a directory that doesn't fucking exist anymore, and change some information. Another thing, if you are fucking smart enough to search a city directory for an official address for someone's house, and can search a credit company's directory for an address linked to the credit card that was used (properly and successfully) to purchase something, then you must be smart enough to realize, that, "Hey, maybe these two congruent addresses we were given are correct, and we SHOULD ship the package". Aaaaaaaaaaand one last thing, just for the fuck of it... if you are fucking dumb enough to do ALL of this shit I mentioned before... do... not... make... the support email... take... 5 DAYS to respond!!! Especially when you cancel the order after 5 motherfucking days!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!? IF THERE IS ANY ISSUE, THE PRODUCT MUST BE BOUGHT AGAIN!!! THE MONEY WAS ALREADY TRANSFERRED AND THE SITE SPECIFICALLY SAYS THERE ARE NO RE-FUNDS, SO OUT OF THEIR SHEER INEPTITUDE, NOW i MUST PAY TWICE!!! MOTHERFUCKING T W I C E FOR THE SAME PRODUCT, just because a fucking brain dead company can't figure out that addresses that are perfectly congruent with ones in fucking government and credit directories...

    • Happy Early Birthday to Me

      3 years ago

      SSF_Alphas

      Okay, so just today, my dad brought me to the local Microsoft Store (yeah, there's one by my house), and as an early birthday present, he bought me a brand new Surface Pro 3. I'm on it right now typing this out on the awesome new type cover. I really like this new SP3, its quite fast and light. The only downside to it, is that my internet is really slow, and Windows 8.1 doesn't really like slow internet, so I'm getting killed there, but my mom did say that she would upgrade our internet service to let me actually do stuff, so that's really good.

      Aside from getting an awesome new computer, this is also an awesome new drawing tablet, so I'll finally be able to do some digital drawings.

  • About Me

    I am a proud member of the Harms family, and a proud member of the Ancient Council. My grandfather has been training me for the past 2 years and I'm ready to take on my role as the protector of this ringworld. I have a loving sister who is always by my side and helping me through any situation I get myself into, and is also by me when I'm feeling a little blue. In my spare time, I like to chat with my good friend, Myshu, who is also Omega's High Priestess.

    I am also a Captain in the SSF, and the Lt of my sister, Lyra Harms. I am also the leader of the Alpha Squad with my teammates, Kain and Crow.

  • Comments (14)

    • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

      3 years ago

      Dude... Why the hell did you move your thumbnail to Hartley's groin?

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        Oh. That's actually kinda funny. XD

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        ... he told us to call him that

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        I see.

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        We all call him Mexican David, because it's hard to pronounce his last name

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        I see... David, now that's a cool name.

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        Well everything David does will probably seem like that to you

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        This seemed in kinda poor taste to me... But hey, what do I know...?

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        No, my friend just likes to fuck with people, for example, when he was at his old school in Virginia, one of his friends, I can't remember his first name, but his middle name was Chris. And on Chris' sister's graduation day, she pulled my friend off to the side, and told him to always call him Tofer (as in Christopher), and that he absolutely loved being called that... but instead of just him calling his friend Tofer, he got his entire class to call him that. So yeah, he just likes to fuck with people, and he suggested that I do this.

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        Doesn't exactly answer my question, though.

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        This wouldn't happen to do with you being gay? Or him?

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        Meh, it wasn't just for you, my friend wanted me to do it.

      • Bensonator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord Washington

        3 years ago

        Okay, but why was that necessary? Why did you feel the need to test that?

      • SSF_Alphas

        3 years ago

        ...Because I wanted to see if you would notice it, I'll move it back.

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