Sarcastic

Female
from California

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    • Calling all friends!

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Go check out my Boyfriend's page! His name is HighStrung! I'm sure he'd appriciate a few friend requests and some people to show him the ropes!

    • Hey everyone! This is Josh!

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Since Ashley is always on here.... I just thought I'd check it out and see what she was spending so much of her spare time on.... At least she's on here while I'm at work... miss unemployed.....lucky. Anyways so this red vs blue thing is pretty funny.... I've watched seasons 1 & 2 and thus far they've lived up to all the hype. I hate you all! Nah just kidding. At first I was kinda upset because my girlfriend was on here talking to guys all day..... but I know now that you're all just her friends.... and she still loves me more!!!!!! Haha, I am very lucky.

      As far as I go.....I enjoy pina collada's and getting caught in the rain........ no... not really........I don't like being wet.......hisss...... I do enjoy the occasional margarita......mmm..... and some beach...wait.... thats a country song......nevermind....... eh.....

      Oh yeah You guy's have seen some of my art... thanks for the comments and for giving Ash those mod point things.

      Yeah well she's almost done doing her makeup... the make up she doesnt need to wear......because she's beautiful no matter what.... even when she's wearing her glasses and is in her pajama's..... and jumping around burping theme songs... She's gonna kill me when she reads this...... haha ah well she can delete it if she wants. She's great isnt she? You guys don't know her like I do I guess though so..... yeah...... it sucks.... for you guys. Anyways.... Love you Ash! <3 Joshua James

    • My city is so ghetto

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Aside from what happened last night, I've been noticing a whole bunch more shit just going on around Josh and I.... and we have become accustomed to it. Example: we left the movie theater two nights ago and there were two cop cars and an ambulance in front of the theater, which we hadn't noticed nor did we really pay much attention to. When we dropped joana off that night..... someone got jumped and shot in the head right in front of her house..... our city has way less people than oakland but our crime rate is two times higher. Oh and I amost forgot about the rapist at the waterfront on the fourth of july who raped like five girls in a four hour period during the fireworks...

    • Scary night part 2

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      So one of the boys circle around the truck and comes up to the passenger window....... he sticks his hand by joana's face and yells to josh "I'ma slap your bitches.... I'ma slap a bitch right here!" So by this time Joana and I are huddled on the floor. Then the guy tried to yank joana out of the window, so Josh jumps into his truck and starts it up... we start to pull away and the guy on our side tries to jump into the window. I scream, Joana screams.... Josh floors it in the parking lot while one of the guys punch the side of the truck and another one kicks it.....Luckily we got away.....

      When we got back home we called the cops.... they never showed up.... and we just had to take joana home......I'm just glad we got home alive... those guys would haev killed us..... the mom was even gonna fight us.

    • Scary Night

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Boy did I have a scare tonight! My best friend Joana, josh and me were at autozone getting oil for josh's truck...... when this black woman and her sister and seven kids pull up beside the truck (which joana and I were waiting in while josh went inside to get the oil) and one of the woman's teenaged sons smashed his cardoor into the side of Josh's truck, scratching it. The woman and her sister went inside autozone while the three teenaged boys took off down the shopping center..... I got out to look at the scratch and thought I should let josh know what happened. So I went inside and Josh was in line ahead of the woman and her sister. When I told Josh what had happened he turned to the lady and said "is that your blue stationwagon?"

      The lady responded by saying "yeah why you wanna know?" To which Josh calmly replied "I think one of your kids just scratched my Truck with your door." This satanic look clouded the womans features as she put her hands firmly on her hips and snapped at him "How you know that if you was in here?" She asked. "My girlfriend was in the truck when it happened." He answered. This was when she flipped out. Her purse hit the floor and a display stand got knocked over as she proceded to shout, "Nuh uh.... wasn't my kids that did that.... You a lying son of a bitch!" Josh shook his head and walked outside, as she followed him. Joana and I are safe in the truck, me in the middle seat and her on the passenger side, the windows are down.

      By this time she's ranting about "this shit dont gotta happen to me!" Her three teenaged boys come out of a store and see their momma shouting and immedietly start getting defensive. "What the fuck you do to our mom?" They question Josh. He explains the predicament and makes the mistake of saying, "You're mother freaked out on me!" Then she starts screaming about how "you don't know how to talk to a woman!" Now she throws her purse onto the cement.... and says "I'ma fight this man". Joana and I are staring wide eyed from the car.... I'm getting nervous because these three boys are circling Josh.....

      They tell their mom "we gonna handle dis...." "Say somethign faggot...." "Do something bitch" They threaten josh. .....

      to be continued.........

    • Reflections in a fogged up window

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Sitting alone
      Dazed and expressionless
      eyes vacant and distant
      suffering silently

      drifting aimlessly
      among scattered memories
      lost in illusions
      with no way back

      trapped in purgatory
      with no escape
      chained to reality
      addicted to dreams

    • Broken Thoughts Like a Shattered Mirror

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Broken thoughts like a shattered mirror
      Reflections of something once whole
      Dancing images of dreams and illusions
      Pieces of the deeper part of my soul

      Searching within for something more
      A lost fragment or shard of my heart
      As I continue on through broken dreams
      Reaching out through the darkness

      Engulfed in a flame of desire
      Waiting silently for things yet to come
      Waiting in vain for tomorrow
      Waiting in vain for a dream

      Broken thoughts like a shattered mirror
      Reflections of something once whole
      Dancing images of dreams and illusions
      Pieces of the deeper part of my soul

    • Faces from the past.

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      I've been out of school for a little over a month now. As most of you know I just graduated from highschool, and I spent my last two years of school in a continuation program. Most of the kids at my school were idiots. Stoners for the most part but a few of them got a little deeper into things like cocain and meth. The other day I saw this girl Christina shooting up on the streetcorner....... she flunked out of school and her life seems to be on an endless downward spiral. During my senior year I caught wind of some of the shit she was doing at parties and I was appauled. Shortly after a videotape surfaced of her licking peanut butter out of some guys asshole.... eww....... My question is this. Why? Why do some kids get so fucked up at such a young age? Why do they spend all their time doing drugs, and sleeping around? Why doesn't anyone care about themselves enough to say no to drugs or something? I've never once smoked a cigarette or done any type of drug in my life! Josh on the other hand used to be quite the pot smoker.

      He quit smoking before he asked me out because he knew how I felt about the drugs. He's been clean ever since. ( and I have the drug tests to prove it!) Just kidding about the tests. But I see these young kids only fifteen or even fourteen smoking or shooting up or doing acid.... and I wonder.... what their lives are going to be like ten years from now...... they have limitless potential..... and yet its all wasted.

    • My scanner.....

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

      Since I've learned to work the scanner I've been posting pictures like crazy.......... I can't stop....... I wonder why I have the addiction of posting pictures on here?

      Oh and.....

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    • My Senior Photo's

      11 years ago

      Sarcastic

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      Journal Views: 450


      Wow my photo's seemed to have casued somewhat of an uproar. Thank you everyone for your kind comments.... and no I'm not being sarcastic! Josh was a little leary about me posting my most flattering pictures on here. But, hey...... you all wanna know what I look like so you know who your talking to. I told him not to worry, because it's not like I'm dating any of you guys! You're all just excellent friends!!!! So thanks again for the comments, and I'll be posting new pictures some time next weekend because we're going to pick up the new yatch we bought in sausolito and bring it back here to my hometown. Josh and I will take pictures!!!

  • About Me

    Well I almost abandonded this site, but out of sheer boredom I have come crawling back. For those of you who know me... hello. For newbies, if you bombard me with friend requests before speaking to me I will deny them without further consideration. My writing's going great now, the writers block has lifted. So expect snippits of my current novel to be posted periodically.

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  • Comments (81)

    • GrnDevil

      10 years ago

      who names themself cockbiter? I mean, WTF?

    • THEJACKAL09 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      So................you're gone.

    • Governator1

      10 years ago

      Wherever you are, I hope you are pumping up the great state of California.

    • THEJACKAL09 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Where the heck did you go? I know there is a real world out there, but damn come back.

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      What the hell happened to you?
      YOU LEFT.

    • tjxlinkin

      10 years ago

      Hey i just wanted to tell you that i love your Girls with no self respect topic in the forum...Good job. Hopefully there are more girls out there (like you) that accually think that way and want to give back self respect to the human race

      TJ

    • tjxlinkin

      10 years ago

      Hey i just wanted to tell you that i love your Girls with no self respect topic in the forum...Good job. Hopefully there are more girls out there (like you) that accually think that way and want to give back self respect to the human race

      TJ

    • DaDouche

      10 years ago

      I have to say that you are one in a thousand. I have seen fifteen people's opinion's on video games and not one chose a PC game as one of thier favoraite.

    • Cortana

      10 years ago

      Half Life 2, Roller Coaster Tycoon, country music? Awesome.

    • GhstRddr

      10 years ago

      I'm a psych major too... Isn't it fun

    • Cockbiter

      10 years ago

      For denying friend requests, you sure do have a lot of friends.
      I mean, I'm not a dick.

    • bilski101

      11 years ago

      Yawn. Not signed in in the past 2 weeks? Are you on vacation or something?

    • Mohondas

      11 years ago

      it's good to see somebody who writes who likes the DaVinci Code, in all my writing classes you get snobby people bagging the hell out of it, I think they're just jealous....

    • Famicom_Mike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nintendork Since 1992

      11 years ago

      Aspiring novelist? I'll read anything you write. Besides, I like reading.

    • TearsofRed

      11 years ago

      yes but he's the best looking one, lol

    • spartan13

      11 years ago

      Hi there Ashley! Thanks for the hat comment. smiley1.gif

    • OneL

      11 years ago

      i really like having you on my watch list, you have a lot of posts, i hopeo you don't mind

    • haloonpc

      11 years ago

      whoa nice Ashley,ur probly the only person here thats got it together great job

    • TheCape

      11 years ago

      Love the new images. Sexy stuff.

    • Show

      11 years ago

      That is the greatest image comment I have ever received.

    • eightbalrulz

      11 years ago

      Chacos are so not bad....

    • My_Horse

      11 years ago

      Um, may I point out that highschoolers are not having trouble with walking errect, and that we are not complete idiots. In fact, there are some highschoolers with meritable intelligence, some of which are more intelligent than a vast majority of college freshmen (I am not talking about myself). Just wanted to make sure you don't judge everyone by the majority.

    • TravisK

      11 years ago

      you are beautiful just disreguard my insult ;)

    • TheCape

      11 years ago

      Love that thread you made a few weeks ago. I like how you have your head on straight.

    • AlphaSierra

      11 years ago

      You're my hero. Im happy to hear ur block has lifted.

    • wee0622

      11 years ago

      I hope everything gets better Ashley!!!

    • dasfowler

      11 years ago

      Nothing new from my novellist friend... hmmm.

      das

    • Jabberwocky

      11 years ago

      Ah, "Aspiring novelist.... failing miserably"--me too. Ever since I moved to San Antonio, I just can't churn out anything decent. All my inspiration, motivation, and creativity has just abandoned me. It's all gone. Just poof. It's soooo depressing.

    • Suto_Griff

      11 years ago

      CHEEZE WIZZ!!! It's CHEESY.

      I don't know, maybe it's just random comment time... *sigh*

    • icoeph

      11 years ago

      TAG!! YOU'RE IT!!
      *rules for game in my journal

    • haloperson

      11 years ago

      This post was deleted by a moderator because haloperson is wanted in 82 countries for pissing on the presidents left shoe... thank you for your time... bi*ches

    • epidemic989

      11 years ago

      You have a very nice profile. It's funny (not in a bad way) to see a woman with a taste for "guy things" but I'm sure it is more common than I know. By the way I find your poem interesting; I enjoy the lyrical aspect. I have a hard time doing that. Everything I write turns out to be more prose than I'd like.

    • VashDStamped

      11 years ago

      HAPPY EASTER!111!1!1!ONE!1!!1!!

    • SOFA123

      11 years ago

      O and enjoy ur stay!! W00t!

    • SOFA123

      11 years ago

      HELLO AND A LATE WELCOME 2 RvsB

    • Tb0ne

      11 years ago

      w00t for Half Life 2 and History.

    • Tb0ne

      11 years ago

      Another Half Life 2/History fan!! Might want to try Call of Duty for the PC though, to my knowledge the only video game that takes into account Russia.

    • camknows

      11 years ago

      "anything with Johnny Depp"

      LOL! I love it. Way to be honest. Very good actor who has barely been in anything bad.

    • Gotenks_989

      11 years ago

      (\ _ /)
      (O.o)
      (> <)
      /_|_\ PS. HELP THE BUNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH BUNGIE!!!

    • AidanJames

      11 years ago

      ...I actually was able to write in elvish... not in the language, but the alphabet.

      I wanted to learn to speak it as well, but that's no fun when no one else around you wants to...

    • AidanJames

      11 years ago

      Geeky confession:

      ...I learned to write in Elvish... It would be a pretty cool language to learn though, as long as someone else you are hanging out with can speak it as well.

    • ThGrimReaper

      11 years ago

      A Half-Life 2 and COD fan? Sweet.

    • whitexzibit

      11 years ago

      hey im mike and um i want to be your friend?

    • randomrocker

      11 years ago

      I think i just fell in love with you.

    • randomrocker

      11 years ago

      I think i just fell in love with you.

    • MKN

      11 years ago

      wop bop alu bop, a wop bam boom

    • bake

      11 years ago

      if that bastard legolas ever since any stuff to me il talk to u

    • Gomer_Piles

      11 years ago

      NorCal or SoCal?

    • strongbad_99

      11 years ago

      yup...i've said it twice now...****...that was an accident...my comp had a little modem problem and i didn't know if the first one got sent...sorry for the double (now triple) post :P

    • strongbad_99

      11 years ago

      yup...i've said it before and i'll say it again...ahem...isn't it odd how so may guys want to be your friend? they flock to anybody who says that they are a girl...at least you have pics to prove it...but nobody thinks it a trifle odd that guys flock to you lick flies on horse ****? idk i think it's a little said...good going on the female gamer thing though, the world needs more of them...

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