Sphynx21

Male
from Columbia Heights, MN

  • Activity

    • Boobs

      7 years ago

      Sphynx21

      It's just a great way to greet folks.

      So let's catch up shall we?

      -car accidents are bad and cost me money
      -hit and run people should be hunted down and dragged away
      -MN State Patrol can play a game of hide and go Fuck themselves
      -Hamstar, really? date night cancellation?
      -Gael, really? Mooning me and not even sending me a self pic of the badonk? all the years of flirting and I don't even get to see a cheek?
      -Cheshire_Cat really? hot new hairstyle and I don't even get a date me invite? what's up with that?
      -DRUM57IX really? Boobs? When're you gonna make it so I can be exposed to your gal? How dare you!
      -masterdenae really? wtf? boobs, honestly.
      -sandoutlawed really? Jazz Club? Lack of me invite? boobs?
      -Zatch really? Really Zatchery? Zatcheriah? Zatcharoony? Zatcherang? I shenanigans thee.

      Ok, that's all I got...

      For Now!



      I'm on nights now, can't access my personal email, no funtop though I can get on here...

      hillarity abound!



      I want stories, replies, shenanigans, maybe some sexual harassment (ANDY!) and some kinda reward.

    • -insert middle finger here-

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      Kaitlin, that was for you


      Everyone else, please accept some frivolous flirting from me and some good ol fashioned smiles.

      long story short, I've decided to not fight the dark side anymore, gonna embrace it instead.



      Makes me smile just thinkin about it.

    • In Case nobody knew

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      Boobs.


      It's my official new greeting to everyone since when you read it in a text maessage and that's all it says you usually immediately think to the best set you've ever seen and bam, you get to smile a big ol boob playin with grin. Ladies, you know you love them fun bags to so don't even start with me (Kaitlin, I'm lookin at you for this one since you rock the bikini real well).

      Yes, there are other mentionables yet for privacey reasons and my nuts being attached to where they are I'm leaving those names out, I fear not the Irish gal though.

      Yes, that's a challenge.



      So the engagement is off, she got cold feet. Together still? Yeah that's complicated. I can't just let it go but I still am taking it hard. Not the easiest thing I've ever had to deal with folks.

      Let me define for you the meaning of friend:
      -Around 2230 last night I get a flat, being the I'm mechanically DEclined I have a spare, just not a jack or cross wrenchy thing for takin off my nuts (insert obvious joke here)
      -2232 I send of the oh shit text
      -2235 I check my phone, two texts and a missed call all from this man
      -2240 blattle plan in place, he's at work, trying to get out early, manages to through his boss and is on his way, about a 45 minute drive from where he's coming from.
      -23somthing or another a damn state trooper stops, lends me his shit and I change the tire and cancel yonder friend who calls me to make sure all is well, stays on the phone with me until I'm home and is going to show me what I need to make sure I don't have to rely on a Statie again.

      Eric (Hamstar on RvB) you're the damn greatest.

      Peace out Brown Trouts,
      -Fixer

    • Back?

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      Front?

      Side to side?

      anywho there's pics, I'm to lazy to upload them tonight.

      I'm semi back though, promise to check here more often again.


      SO many alerts and shit to catch up on, Can't do it. Had to hit the button.


      What's crackin, anyonre forget me here?

    • Holy Shit

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      So I go stoppin by and see this influx of alerts and shenanigans, way to much to read.

      Figured I'd update, let ya folks know I'm engaged and I mean actually engaged, pics to come sometime



      what's new over here these days?

    • Soooooooooooooo...

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      I'm never here anymore as I'm busy as hell these days and it's not looking like I'm coming back full time here anytime soon. I'll leave the account up and a FO journal with my email in it if you'd like to keep in touch.


      Peace out home slices,
      -Tony

    • The latest

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      -So day shift sucks. Everyday I go into work and pull an 0800-1600 and I'm so damned tired of it. I miss nights SO damned much that it slays me. Days are for folks with a family and kids and such, nights are for people like me, I miss my nights...

      -Townhome search: that's right, everybodies Fixer is growing up and townhome hunting. Seen some nice ones but still, I'm very particular these days as to where I lay my head.

      -A cold. I got one. My nose leaks like I just got punched in it. Not even kidding, it started last night and I had to flip a light on to check and make sure I wasn't bleeding. Kleenex is my new best friend, sorry Kelly.

      -Kelly: Yeah she's pretty damned awesome, figured I needed to mention that.

      -Denae: Hotty PaTotty, 'nuff said

      -Chantizzle: The pizza jokes that are inuendo style I'll avoid, just know they're there.

      -Lori: Cold or not I say the following: "I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass girl". Now why I say it, no damned clue but it came to my mind as it's 6:30 in the damned morning.



      Damned hour long drive into work, damned early morning meetings that I like to be early for.



      Damned Jeffson always keepin me down with his jobs and his taxes...



      I blame Keith for that whole buying gas thing...


      Most of all I blame Chris for the bee's...


      Fuckin Bee Death Star...



      -blah

    • Update:

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      Mobility: I've shaved 40 seconds off my two mile run time and still hitting it damned hard.

      Agility: My standing rolls are coming along nicely and my sweep kicking follow up is unstoppable.

      Hostility: since the breakup and my discovery of her being a lying whore it's through the roof. The old adrenaline junky me is back and loving every second of it.



      quote of the recent'ness: "that noise you hear just before you wake up every morning, that's deaths hand drawing towards you little by little every day"

    • Updates

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      Birthday: Traditionally a birthday in my family is a huge deal, a total celebration of your life surrounded by your friends and family. This year I broke that tradition. Well, that one and the one i've had since I was a CSO and 20 years old of writing a birthday ticket. This year I just laid low, I'm couch crashin at my best friends and his gals place out in the north end of the metro area in MN. I heated up some leftovers and played Too Human (which I have Eric to thank for again as he's borrowing me a 360 and he bought me Too Human for my bday). It was weird yet it was nice not to go out and such. I pissed off a few friends as my birthday is usually a kickin party and since there was none this year I got some nastygrams. All in all, may 26 be a better year than 25 was.

      Relationship Status: A lot of resentment being directed at me. Not a night goes by where I don't miss her, not a day has passed where I haven't shed a tear. It's hard as hell but one thing that's helping it chug along is the fact that she's in the angry resentful stage so all I'm catching right now is bitchy phone conversations...

      Yeah, that's helpin her case a lot.

      Casualty of war (there's always something in a breakup) was the Sarge beanie Shaun sent me for winning a contest. It arrived after I left and yuppers, not gonna see it ever most likely.

      Other Shit: Work is work'ish, far drive from the North metro but need the money. I'm savin with a buddy and we're getting a place a bit more close to the metro so gas isn't being consumed like I consum the mexican phone company food (Taco Bell). I have a shitbox 3.0 now, damn right if she doesn't have a sunroof to boot. I'll probably get a newer vehicle in a year or so but until then, long live the 3.0. The tat is of course scrubbed for now until money becomes more around in my life. All travel plans (KY to see Spammy, TO to see y'all, Canuckistan to hit on Fiona in front of Logasm and make out with Luke and post it on Youtube) are suspended until further notice.


      That's all I got, well that and much like Sublime I got love


      love baby
      is what I got
      can you remember that



      -Fixer

    • Birthday

      8 years ago

      Sphynx21

      today


      still doin shitty, alerts are mounding up...



      fuckin shit, if I didn't have the friends I do I swear I'd just be overin Iraq praying for a Dune Coon bullet.

  • About Me

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    ^made by trekkiewheel cuz he's good shit^
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    ^Made by Andymatron as he is also good shit^

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    ^stolen from Steve as I hate him^

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    My buddy Geoff

  • Comments (3834)

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      Wish you were around to say hi to....

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      you really need to get back on here...or at least get your facebook back up...

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      Moving tomorrow!!! Springfield Mo Popo!!!

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      all I got to say is you owe me a beer. Dec. 10, 2010...sometime in the afternoonish...

      I like miller lite, and I expect it to be chilled smiley8.gif

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      boobs

      So, I got a conditional offer from springfield missouri today for their police department!!!

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      just thought I'd tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY here as well!!!

      Hope the background check is going fine!

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      hows the background check going?

    • Hamstar

      7 years ago

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    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      damn skippy

    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      precisely. i am more than displeased with your apparent lack of progress!

    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      what are you talking about? i AM darth vader

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      7 years ago

      lol why thank you!

    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      when we went to look at apartments on campus, today, we saw that some married couple had installed a kitty door in their window....and there were dog chew marks on our blinds (of the apt we picked) and the lady in the office kept telling us "no pets allowed" LOL we're not the only rebels.

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      7 years ago

      bewbs.

    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      things are good! chris got into college (at EKU) and we're getting ready to move into married housing! yay! college...again @_@

      kittehs are fine....nice and fat, of course....i intend on taking them with me....secretly lol....i break all the rules. morehead never found out about my secret stash of booze, so i'm hoping EKU doesn't find out about my secret stash of cats.

    • johnnybadass

      7 years ago

      whurr you been, tony? how are you?

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      balls of steel, huh...

      I guess all I got to say is

      PREPARE FOR THE SHOCKER!

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    • Morticia

      7 years ago

      You're really missing out on those pix.
      PM me your email ;)

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      right...

      You can keep making up stories all you want...all I know is

      *punch to the groin* smiley7.gif

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      I don't think I want her talking to another man about "how to please your man"...

      are you speaking from experience btw? smiley8.gif

    • Andymatron

      7 years ago

      Sorry I have better things to do...like video games and cars.
      Piggy Piggy Oink Oink.

    • Spamman4587 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KY Jew

      7 years ago

      In reply to Sphynx21, #14:

      Nurgle Plague Marines are totally OP dude. I just bought a second Tact Squad for my Marines. Gonna slap them together for the next timez. Bout ready to head out as it's monday and thus Warhammer night!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      ah, shouldn't be a problem. maybe i'll have a normal sleep schedule my week off.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      most def. well we should set up a play date with eric and you next week between thanksgiving and the 3rd. i have it all off. got shafted on the hours. it sucks for hours but its awesome to have a social life.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      but i have noticed my social life take a beating from having no weekends. but not a huge deal. i need the money. i still hang out with 90% of my friends on my days off.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      yeah i still have enough time on mon-wed to bounce back and have a life before i repeat it all.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      ah. i go thurs-sun nights. 11-7am first 2 shifts, 7-7am second 2 shifts.

    • Spamman4587 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KY Jew

      7 years ago

      Totally need to come visit dude, We play every monday night and my friend Mudd has tons of armies all painted up and ready for the lovins.

      He loves his Ork boyz, but there's a huge Space Marines army, with Plague Marines, and the Eldar army, my friend Scott just brought over his IG, and my other friend Jack has his Tau army there.

      Mudd's also painting up a Thousand Sons army and a Black Templar army. It's pretty pimpin. You should see some of the terrain we use too.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      i've realized i have no problem being bored. if i have a computer with internet, i can read for a 12 hour shift straight.

    • Spamman4587 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KY Jew

      7 years ago

      I could go a few different ways, I can make just this squad colored as the 501st then paint the rest to look like regular clones, with their official markings. Although I was contemplating on altering it a smidge.

      There's just so much I can do. I want to get a set of Dark Angels and paint them up like Richard from LFG cause I think that'd be pretty pimpin.

      I also want to get an IG army started up.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      a lot better now that i found a steady job, overnights at lifetouch (yearbook pics) and it's really easy. but the only thing in my way is my huge school debt. but i'll get past it eventually..other than that, just schweet.

    • DRUM57IX

      7 years ago

      how the heck are ya!

    • Spamman4587 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KY Jew

      7 years ago

      Thinking of going maybe White Scars but just different sects of the greater chapters. This army will be named the 501st Legion from Star Wars, since they are the only trooper unit that was allowed to change/decorate their armor in the Empire/Old Republic.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

      yup. i just had to. i cracked up.

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      7 years ago

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      inspired by you probably...

    • Hamstar

      7 years ago

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    • Gael

      8 years ago

      Ha! Bring it. =)

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      8 years ago

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    • Spamman4587 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KY Jew

      8 years ago

      I need your phone number asshole! I believe you have mine! Its on teh Fbook!

    • DRUM57IX

      8 years ago

      I miss you bro...
      So I made you a tank!!!

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    • DRUM57IX

      8 years ago

      Tony, tony, tony....

      I miss ya too big bro...I'm testing for Missouri State Highway Patrol Sept 12, and Springfield Mo PD Oct. 4...

    • Hamstar

      8 years ago

      redvsblue.com/katanafleetd

    • sandoutlawed

      8 years ago

      What an awesome surprise though smiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • JeffSon

      8 years ago

      How's things?

    • DRUM57IX

      8 years ago

      Hey, you gotta check out the new NBC series, southland!!!

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      8 years ago

      Fun times out with the boys the other night... or too much work? smiley1.gif

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      8 years ago

      *tickle* smiley0.gif

    • Morticia

      8 years ago

      dating again? Sheesh...I'm so in the stone age.

      Or, maybe I'm just stoned? j/k.

      I'm just taking life one day at a time. The hubby's hours got slashed in 1/2. I'm another year older. And, my daughter is testing her limits.

      Go Life!

    • Morticia

      8 years ago

      I was bored. ;)

      How the hell are ya?

    • FadingLight

      8 years ago

      Amen, brotha.

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