StomaticMonk

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from El Paso, TX

  • Comments (275)

    • Gmz1023

      3 years ago

      Oh yah. hey. btw. you should listen to my podcast i've been working on.

    • Gmz1023

      3 years ago

      Hey, that Iceberg is back.

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        pretty much the same.... just writing.

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        Not much, just trying to find a place to live. you?

        Post edited 11/01/12 5:27PM

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        so whats up

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        quite possibly

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        being serious... this might be the worse conversation ever... of all time.

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        lol

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        I've had better.

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        This may be the single greatest conversation I've ever had lmao

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        oh shit son! okay. okay i'll sleep with the iceberg

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        It'll prevent the iceberg from cracking open and releasing the zombie alien horde though! AND THEY ALL HAVE HERPES!!! IF THEY BITE US WE'LL GET HERPES AND BE ZOMBIES!!!!

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        i'm not sure he would! xD

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        I think burnie would understand. It's for the greater good.

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        I can't do that. i'm married to burnie

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        lets see if we can talk it into going after france. You might have to sleep with it.

      • Gmz1023

        3 years ago

        I think its targeting the Germans

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        WELL LET'S FUCK IT UP!!!

        unless it's targeting the french...

    • brainpop

      3 years ago

      Yeah that pic is not mine it's one of my friends im just borrowing the pic

    • L33TcaptBLUE

      3 years ago

      I'm so proud of you! You got WoW! :D so when are you gonna download vent so we can chat?

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        idk. When are you gonna get the old republic? (and bring me my sammich!!!)

    • Pyschedelic

      3 years ago

      Have u played saints row 3 ? ok whtev's Cheers :)

      • StomaticMonk

        3 years ago

        Not yet. It is on my list of games to pick up, but there are still a few ahead of it.

    • L33TcaptBLUE

      3 years ago

      oh dear god my other post is still up here...
      thats sick...yet I can't stop laughing ROFFL

    • L33TcaptBLUE

      4 years ago

      Lol so much for posting that video from the concert huh?

      I WANNA GO TO BED!!!!

      also, i still wanna know what blumpkins are? and what your friend was talking about.

      lastly, is Corey on here?

      ADD Sleep Deprived Out.

    • SailorTweek RTX Head Guardian

      4 years ago

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! smiley12.gif

    • AgentHunter

      4 years ago

      Something to watch and enjoy. Hope you like it

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz3l0Q2IXDk

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      There's an iceburg.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        They do have a long history of sucking balls...

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Nothing turns out well for france, ever... they just suck that bad.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        IDK. Jews maybe... Seems like the French may have helped them out back in the '40s. Didn't turn out so well for France though did it?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        who doesn't?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Oh, how I hate the french...

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        The French....

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Idiots? The French???

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        who doesnt? lol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        lol I love the RT podcast

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        ITS IN THE FUCKING WATER

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Where???

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      apparently my xbox decided to lag me out, and not allow me to connect to any game.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        ok .let me know if you get it workng w .

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol, I think my mic is MIA... (not dead, xbox products never die. they only disappear). and I've got it working but the fucking internet is being retarded, so imma finish up campaign

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        And find your fucking mic. I'm getting bored with nobody to talk to.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Let me know when you get it fixed. I'll be watching the office or something.

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      wanna play Halo Reach this weekend? i need new halo friends.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Sure. I'm off all weekend (allegedly). My gt is Stomatic Monk. Just hit me up whenever. If I'm in Hulu/Netflix I won't see your messages immediately though, so don't get pissed if I don't respond quickly. If I don't, just send me a message on here and I should see it.

    • Meelmox

      4 years ago

      Thanks for the double invites!

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        No problem. Please help recruit for the group smiley0.gif

    • GuyfromUK

      4 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKI2gOawEPA
      something along these lines?

    • H0b0Walrus

      4 years ago

      Thanks for the friend request and group invite.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        No problem. Thanks for joining the group. Please feel free to invite everyone you know.

    • conmars

      4 years ago

      You are approved. And thanks for joining the Chris empire. All hale Chris!

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      also, did you realize that burnies one day off from being in the cult of 1/19

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      Dance.

    • astatton

      4 years ago

      Considering I only know one person in real life on here, I'm going to thank you for the random add.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        You're welcome. I try to bring new people together.

    • PBreezy

      4 years ago

      hey there

    • Echelea67

      4 years ago

      Thank you for the add smiley6.gif

    • Jacobspace12

      4 years ago

      wazup

    • khakiace87

      4 years ago

      yeah good luck takeing over the world

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Thank you much, my friend. lol

    • Jacob

      4 years ago

      srsly bro, how do i know you?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I watch the "everyone" tab. If I commented on something it was because I found it interesting. And if I sent you a fr then read my profile and you'll see why.

    • Merc_Death

      4 years ago

      thanks for the add

    • Ratmaster

      4 years ago

      How did you find me? .____.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I almost always have the "everyone" tab up. I saw your journal entry.

    • Conklin

      4 years ago

      you moded my images ditto and funny im tired so ill do it to yours tommorow just saying thanks

      • Conklin

        4 years ago

        i dont know i found it on google

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Was it the ESRB thing? Cause that was pretty fucking funny.

    • Conklin

      4 years ago

      thank you for all the image dittos iill get to your pics when i wake up

    • Jacob

      4 years ago

      do i know you man?

    • JTilden

      4 years ago

      As an engineering student, I can honestly admit that English or any other language is not my forte.

    • JTilden

      4 years ago

      I can dig with world domination smiley13.gif .

      Post edited 9/19/11 1:59PM

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I believe it's something we could go with lol

    • JTilden

      4 years ago

      Same here

    • JTilden

      4 years ago

      Thanks for the friend request, they are always appreciated. smiley0.gif

    • Optik

      4 years ago

      Sorry man I don't accept random friend requests

    • bigngreen

      4 years ago

      They are part of the Classic XBOX games now so they are cheap, here in Australia they are $49 instead of $99.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'll probably end up getting it from gamefly. I used to own the first one but I didn't play it very often after I beat it so I figure it'll be better to just get it from there.

    • Lo_Battery

      4 years ago

      What's up? :D

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Once you have it made it's pretty easy.

      • Lo_Battery

        4 years ago

        Not much either. I want to play some Fallout 3, but of course my Xbox is locked away. I better start working on that bump key.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Not much. You?

    • ABYSS_GK

      4 years ago

      sorry, I don't accept random friend requests

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... that is when the world will end.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Go right ahead. I'm going to bed now though. I'll talk to you later

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        I might start using that one

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I like to tell jahova's witnesses that I'm a warlock in the church of satan and then invite them to my service

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol. Agnostic eh? Screw Agnostic. I passed that, went to Atheist, then skipped that and went straight to "Fuck it, imma create my own religion"

        (also known as wannabe cult leader)

        Post edited 9/10/11 3:39AM

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        THANK GOD!!! (and i'm agnostic, so you know how serious I am when I say this)

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        NO, NO JUST NO. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. IMMA HAVE TO MURK YOU NOW

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        FUCK NO

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Good. I'm kind of afraid to ask, but are you a "brony"

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Yes, donnie darko... it was a joke. .lololol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        ???

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        No. My Little Pony.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Donnie Darko?

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      Wazzup, G.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Yahhh... i have a thing for that chick too... its located in my pants... lololololol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Please do. It's just an amazing show. (I kinda have a thing for Summer Glau though, so that might be part of it for me)

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol. I'll steal some more money from my parents to do so.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I LOVE Firefly. It's truly the best show in the verse. You need to watch it ASAP. It's on Netflix. probably hulu. And it's on the zune marketplace.

        "It's the chain i'm gonna go get and beat you with 'til you know who's in ruttin' command"

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        I actually haven't had the luxury of watching it... i love the chain of command quote but that's about all i know of it.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        What do you think of Firefly?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Thank you. I don't know wtf happened to my post though. I just noticed all the tms in there. wtf...

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Army of darkness?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.

        Please get that reference

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'll definitely give it another try though

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        cool. You need to check out the video that Blawndee just posted. It's pretty fuckin funny

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        don't bother on netflix. its free on hulu.

        good episode: window of opportunity, i think its season 2, maybe 3.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        idk. I'll find it on netflix and try again. Until then, let us agree to disagree and go back to the common grounds of despising the french.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Dude, SG-1 is the best! you probably caught it Post-O'neil. O'neil made the show

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        "fanboy" i believe. Don't get me wrong. I have watched stargate some and i quite enjoyed what I saw of Atlantis. And I loved the movie. But when I sat down and tried to go through SG-1, I just couldn't do it. idk why.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        That's why i never read the bible, that and the fact i like my skin not to burn
        smiley13.gif

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        What are you doing now?
        Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
        Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.

        Post edited 9/10/11 1:55AM

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        I happen to love Trek... and The FUCK is wrong with you? Stargate is ALWAYS the middle ground between Trek and... the fuck is the nerd-term for starwar fans?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Not a big fan of Stargate and, I'm sorry, but I fucking hate Star Trek. Never could get into that one. I figure people are generally either huge star wars or huge star trek fans, but rarely both. I happen to love star wars

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        edit: i fux up

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Not a big fan of Starwars...

        lets see your thoughts on this/these one(s) though:

        if we don't find a way out of this soon, i'm going to lose it, lose it. it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculities, three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO
        &&&
        "I'm a doctor, not a photographer"

        Post edited 9/10/11 1:49AM

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Indeed my friend. Let's see you get this one though:

        Oh, my! I forgot. I turned it off!

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Yes, yes you shoulda... if all else fails, blame the jews.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        shit. I should have known that one

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        No. the correct answer is, Jews.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Crazy people?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Losers?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Who didn't watch the shit out of The Goonies?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I watched the shit out of The Goonies when i was younger.

        "Oh I'll let you in. But first you have to do the Truffle Shuffle!"

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Victor to the Victortard

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Come oonnnn!

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        it would make me sad, if you didn't know what the Truffle Shuffle was.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        It would have made me sad if you didn't

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try and take over the world!

        and yes i did.... mmmmhm

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Please tell me you got that reference...

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Bit by bit, everyday (i'm shufflin)

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Taking over the world, are we?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Awesome. i'm working on my Robots

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'm working on my last ME2 achievement

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Nothin much... chillin, killin

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Not much. How 'bout you, homie?

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      oh... also... welcome to the cult of 1/19... the fuck... i think all my friends on RT are born on janurary 19th... (myself included) it hink there should be a party or something

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        is there any other social network?

        And I just found Jodie Sweetin was born on the 19th

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol alright. will do. it'll help me make this my new Social Network.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Me too. I'm on rt every fuckin day though so hit me up tomorrow

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol. nope, i win. and i'm probably gonna be heading off to bed here soon. got work in the AM.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I am either truly beaten in the battle of wit or I'm too drunk to carry on. Cause I've got nothin

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        do et

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I just saw your post about the pyromaniac monk. Not sure how I missed that one. Pretty cool. I'll post it on the group page in a bit

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        lol

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        indeed. They call me the master cun(t)

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Masterfully cunning... lol

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Tis part of the plan.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Shit. I was trying to come up with a witty comeback for your mustache remark and you distracted me with another conversation you fiend!!!

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        cool

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lol, i'll accept it through my Zune anyway.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        That's cool. I'll go ahead and send you one anyway. Otherwise I'll forget

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Sure. my xb is currently out of commsion (has been for a while) but i'm planning on getting one soo.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        That's cool. You mind if I send you a fr on xbl?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Alright. i'll get on that. lol but i'm in the middle of something else so it'll be mehehehing

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'm mostly posting the shit that I think is funny. If you find anything please post it

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        YES. We need to make a video of zeppelins bombing stuff with him narrating

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Yup. Zeplins.
        we need burnie to do his Zeplin Race voice. lolol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Have you looked at any of the other stuff I've put up?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Ahh... alright. lol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'm already on that page. I'm really just trying to put together some trivia type stuff

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Oh, you know that famous picture of the monk catching himself on fire? apparently he did that on the 16th and died on the 19th.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        that's pretty much the only famous famous people that were born on our date... Unless you wanna go completely retro-hipster on it and post links to people nobody gives a fuck about.
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_19th

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Yep. I might drop a few links to your journal as well. I'm having way too much fun posting this 1/19 shit on the group page. Still need to get more pics of famous people though

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        lolol, I'll ask him that in the morning. hahaha...

        I seriously need to start trolling that some more... i mean, he said "yes" (okay, maybe not in so many words but still lolol)

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        We should get the shirts for free too. Ask your husband for some lol

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Sweeet!!! we win science!

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        This will be the greatest group of all time

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        1/19/1977--snowed in miami florida--only time in history!!!

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        mmm... Potatoe Beer...

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Then it must be an Irish thing. Like the unnatural love of potatoes and beer

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Yup

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Mine is Holcomb. Are you Irish?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Pierson. and well, i know they're orginally from NC.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        That's in SC. What's your last name?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        i have no clue orginally but last time i checked my nanny lived in mertle beach. or something like that.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        What part?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        That's actually where my grandmother/grandfather are from. and where my dad grew up.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        dot dot dot... yes.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        NC?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Everywhere east of the missippi.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Where is your family from?

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        well, it's bound to happen. the french fail just about every day.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Holy shit!!! I'm finding a shit load of french failures on 1/19 of various years/centuries smiley0.gif

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Ya, it's apparently from the simpsons (I had to google it) but i'm slightly wondering now if we're releated (wouldn't surprise me, my fathers side of the family is FUCKING HUGE)

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        And you mine. I learned it from my grandmother many years ago. Never been a friend of the french though (notice the lower case "f")

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        my god... you sir, are my new favorite person in the world. you even use the same god damn joke i use (well, i say "bree eating surrender monkey")

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys. I was about to make a post about it for the group

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        That pleases me. i hate the french.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Me either. I'll find pics and years for the captions. I also just found out that France got the shit kicked out of it on 1/19/1419

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Janis Joplin, Dolly Parton, Paula Deen... << also born on 1/19... i didn't know Parton was on that list.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Maybe

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        ya, Poe's pretty much the biggest one... i wonder if my friend Becky has an RVB profile...

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I also uploaded a pic of edgar allan poe. I don't know right off of any other famous people with the same b-day but i'm sure we can find some

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Ya, 'cuz i have no clue how to send invites xD

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        sweet. lol sending away the invites to everyone

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I also made it invite only. Should I change that?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I will. I also made you an admin

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        You can change the description, i think.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        But the description on yours is better

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        your's is better

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        shit. so did I

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        I already did. give me a second

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I will create one right the fuck now

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        I think we should... you're literally the FOURTH person... good god.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        Really. I didn't notice that until just now. Do we have a group?

    • Gmz1023

      4 years ago

      i'm not your buddy, pal.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        *twirls mustache back*
        I don't think you can beat my skills, i'm quite thrilled that you've accepted my challenge of chills.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        We shall see....

        *twirls mustache*

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        YOU LIE!

        yes, the war has only just begun, but my repertoire is more well stocked than yours. plus, i'm marrying burnie(lolol). so your point is irrelevant. lolololol

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        And I kneel before your superior referential skills. But this is only one of many battles. And the next one WILL BE MINE!!! BWUA HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        Good, you admit defeat. -plants his flag on your... wall? wtf is this thing called? profile, i guess-

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        ok ok, epic fail on my part. My bad.

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        i'm not you're friend, guy.... but close enough... lol
        and hey, I'm tired and some what high... doesn't stop my brain from functioning.

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'm not your pal, guy?

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        I'm tired and somewhat drunk. It sounds familiar but I can't seem to put my finger on it. Give me a few minutes and mayube I'll figure it out :(

      • Gmz1023

        4 years ago

        referential fail.

    • SonGoku0

      4 years ago

      9-11-2001 Please Join

      roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=12877

    • pont2698

      4 years ago

      damn you auto correct crazy today? :P

      • StomaticMonk

        4 years ago

        You can thank sensation10x for that. I found one in her images and then went to the site from there.

    • madmanmoe

      4 years ago

      i think a handful...around 4 i believe were injured during the scuffle

    • StomaticMonk

      4 years ago

      Yeah. Only about an hour and a half or so. I was actually down that way a few months ago for Carolina Rebellion smiley0.gif

    • Landon

      4 years ago

      Hickory? Not too far off from me my friend. I'm in charlotte.

    • StomaticMonk

      5 years ago

      always interesting to learn of things that have already happened so you don't have to do them yourself

    • phoenix229

      5 years ago

      I tried to get into a history of warfare class almost every quarter when it was time to sign up for classes. That, and History of Rock and Roll, always filled up first and fastest.

    • StomaticMonk

      5 years ago

      my favorite class was us wars. and rotc

    • phoenix229

      5 years ago

      I love world history. But I also love science. When I was in school I had a hard time deciding which I wanted to study more.

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