TheOneHawk

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    • WE HAVE MOVED!

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      TheOneHawk

      We're moving our official forums, along with all league operations to Grifball.info. This is to centralize the league and make it easier for new players to navigate.

      Thank you very much to Rooster Teeth Productions for everything. We wouldn't exist without you, and we probably lost you money over the years, so thanks for that.

      The new forums are here.

      The new site main page is here.

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    • League Announcements/Schedule for GBSL12

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      TheOneHawk

      So, this season is drawing to a close, and we've come up with a schedule for the beginning of next season.

      March 6th: Current season ends. Applications for elections begins. Positions available are: Administrator x3, Head of Stats, Head of Rules, Head of Events, Committee for Hall of Fame nominations x3, Hall of Fame graphic design. Applications will be done via grifball.info, with an application form.

      March 10th: Applications end. Elections begin. Elections will be held on Grifball.info with an anonymous voting form.

      March 17th: Elections end. Signups begin. Signups will also be held on Grifball.info using the same form as last season, and will begin immediately upon the announcement of election results.

      March 24th: Signups end.

      March 25th: Divisions will be posted either late on the 24th, or more likely early on the 25th. Adjustments made until first game is played.

      March 26th: Assuming a Monday division is filled, season begins.

      Additionally, the official forums for the AGLA are moving to .info. We are doing this to centralise everything on one site, rather than having multiple places to go for different things. If you have any difficulties signing up there, please contact an administrator and we'll gladly help you out.

      We also have a nice shiny free agent tracker on on Grifball.info. As such, we are retiring the 'Looking for Team/Player' thread, and suggest that anyone looking for a team uses the tracker. It can be found under the AGLA tab. Currently there is only a player looking for team section, but Cow is working on a Team looking for player section which will be ready some time this weekend.

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    • Elections campaigning thread.

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      TheOneHawk

      This thread is where you can post your campaign for any position you're on the ballot for. Non campaign related posts will be deleted (as long as I can get some mod to do shit for me) and repeated offences will get you banned from this thread.

      Now the important part, who is on the ballot! First off, the committee head positions. To vote for these simply send a message to me on RT with who you want to vote for for each position. One vote per position, per person. Bribery, multi-accounting or any other bull shit will get you kicked off the ballot, or if you're not in the running, your votes discounted.

      Head of Events:
      shadowrain44 (shadowrain44)
      cfhhateph34r (CFH Hateph34r)
      Sent2Destroy (ActiveHate)
      JOEPRO (JOEPRO v2)
      draco24 (Chanpuru Dragon)

      Head of Advertising:
      blackeva03 (Haitakamaru, current HoA)
      lsutigers35 (ChocolateTigerX)
      GFORCE137 (II G SERIES II)

      Congratulations to GQRox (TotallyBatty) for being the uncontested winner of the Head of Rules position. He did a great job last season and hopefully will continue his good work.

      Voting for the position of Administrator will be slightly different. We will be selecting two administrators based on voting from the applicants, and each voter can vote for either one or two of them. They are:

      Sent2Destroy (ActiveHate)
      FlyingCow371 (TrueFlyingCow)
      neo120590 (xI Neo Ix)
      Mikinater1 (Mikinater)

      Gentlemen, start your engines. Let the campaigning begin.

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    • Ladder Beta Discussion

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      TheOneHawk

      Anything and everything ladder related goes here.

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    • SML11 Amateur league.

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      TheOneHawk

      Divisions:

      Division 1: Mondays at 7pm CST
      Green Army Jr
      WaMC
      GentInc
      Kittens with Spikes
      Universal Prestige
      United Kick A**

      DIvision 2: Wednesdays at 7pm CST
      The Void
      Red Ray
      Sesame Street Gang
      The Bloodhawks
      H20 Grifball
      Loaded Deck

      Division 3: Wednesdays at 10pm CST
      Team Lambda
      Harmful if Swallowed
      Balls on the Wall
      The Hit Squad
      The Hammerheads
      Green Army III

      Division 4: Thursdays at 10pm CST
      The Fatal Four
      HLC
      Plan B
      Runs with Sangheili
      Wingmen
      King Owowo and the Owowows

      Division 5: Fridays at 7pm CST
      Semi Freelancers
      Storm Hunters
      Boom Goes the Dynamite
      Wombo Combo
      The Hammers
      Omega Skulls

      Division 6: Fridays at 10pm CST
      The Regulators
      IGS GB Team
      TFO Resurgance
      DownStait
      Four guys one ball
      Vibrating Ron Di's

      Division 7: Saturdays at 9pm CST
      Sky Whale Alliance
      Ex
      Those Punks
      FTS Bash n' Dash
      Hammers of Thor
      Zero Logic

      Division 8: Sundays at 9pm CST
      Cuban Raft Riders
      Commander Shepard and the Beaver Brown Band
      Dead Panic
      Swinging for the Fence
      FC-5
      Nitro Ninjas

      Discuss

      Post edited 7/22/11 1:53PM

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    • Journal

      5 years ago

      TheOneHawk

      Because I'm a journal whore.

    • GBSL11 Highlights

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      TheOneHawk

      So, we've done some highlights in the past, and for the most part, they were a failure. Clips weren't submitted, and when they were, reels were rarely made. This season, we're trying again but now there's a tangible reason to submit.

      Basically, Mikinater went and made himself e-famous by posting a video of some poor girl breaking her ankles. Sucks for her, good for us, because now he can put ads in front of his youtube videos and, here's the good part, make money on them. Being the charitable person that he is, rather than greedily grubbing up that money, he's willing to put money he gets from highlight reels towards grifball league prizes, as well as a prize to the best highlight of the season. Everyone likes prizes, right? The Pro league winners will each receive 1600 Microsoft Points, as long as they played a game during either regular season or playoffs. Amateur league winners will receive and RT sponsorship as long as they played a game during regular season or playoffs. At the end of the season, Mikinater will make a top ten of the best highlights of the season, as voted by the community. The top highlight will get a 1600 point card.

      In addition, even if you aren't the best, you can still win. As per MenZ's suggestion 2 posts down, one team with no FF losses will be drawn randomly to win an undisclosed prize (we don't know how much we'll have to work with, but it'll be something). Also, any team with 10 or more highlight submissions will receive an extra entry in the draw.

      I'm pretty sure every game has at least one awesome play happen somewhere. All it takes is saving a clip with at least ten seconds before and after the awesome, then putting it on your fileshare and emailing the link to [email protected] It's really not very hard, and it could land you some sweet MS points, not to mention getting the league some prizes that actually get delivered. People keep saying they want Grifball to be big again, this should help, but we need a community effort on this. Everyone has to send in their cool plays, passes, scores and whatever the hell else you can come up with. It's on you, Grifball community, get it done.

      Post edited 3/02/11 10:15PM

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    • Pure Pwnage

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      TheOneHawk

      Hey guys, a fellow web series needs some help. Pure Pwnage, a canadian based web series (www.purepwnage.com) managed to do what few web series can, get their own tv show. Now unfortunately the network, Showcase, has not agreed to issue them a new season. This means that the TV show and the web series have both come to a halt.

      You probably know this show, from references like "fps_doug" or "boom headshot" or "i pwn noobs" or even the classic "uber micro". Jeremy and his gang need your help, please comment on the facebook wall of Showcase and pure pwnage ( www.facebook.com/showcasedotcaand www.facebook.com/pages/Pure-Pwnage/21467555514 ) also, if rooster teeth could give the fans a hand, get the ball rolling so to speak im sure Showcase would listen!

      Thanks for your time.

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    • Journal

      5 years ago

      TheOneHawk

      Because Melissa is Chuck Norris.

  • Comments (254)

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Dude I can't believe the Stars just won.

    • Mikinater1

      4 years ago

      How many signups are we at?

    • Mikinater1

      4 years ago

      We gotta talk business

    • Mikinater1

      4 years ago

      I got internet before you fixed your computer. Shame.

    • Lambchop166 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      almost three now

    • Lambchop166 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      From two years ago.

      XBL GT: TheOneHawk (crappy name, I know. Deal with it)
      Experience: Double XP only, much to my regret.
      Preferred position: I don't know the terms, but I'm good with the bomb, and decent with the hammer and sword, prefer the sword.
      Time Zone: PST
      Preferred Play Days: My work schedule is given three weeks in advance, but I have no idea what it's going to be, so I'm free whenever, except when I'm not.
      Preferred Contact: Send me a message on here.
      Extra Comments: Nothing, really. Reasonably mature teams are... better.
      I hate 12 year olds that use the same overused insult or whatever.


      I was bored so I searched the looking for player thread. I laughed.

    • rockys12

      4 years ago

      FUCK YOU ONEHAWK!

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      4 years ago

      We don't even have access to the Grifball skin now!

      Maybe I ruffled a few vaginal feathers yesterday today.

      Reference: roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2233087&page=24#t703

      Post edited 8/04/11 4:56PM

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      4 years ago

      Fucking Ben! I still don't get Grifball alerts in the new profile. I see now that it is posted in the Grifball News.

      Gotta run - off to the Bugs thread!

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      4 years ago

      I figured as much (and recall some discussion about how RT abandoned G-ball). I do take whatever opportunities come my way to slap Ben with a fish.

      Link to site?

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      4 years ago

      In reply to TheOneHawk, #37599:

      Grifball doesn't do anything for Ben's epeen any more (or Burnie simply isn't making him support it).

      Hell, I don't think Ben wants to fix the site, he simply wants to roll out his blingy features and go 'look at what I done did!'.

      If I were you guys, I'd quit waiting for Ben for support. Go to Adam (the new guy who can actually fix shit) and Burnie (the guy who writes the checks).

    • surts3y

      5 years ago

      yo ive served a 3 month moo cow ban for a year brahh

    • MarthaStewBK

      5 years ago

      Hey, remember "I'll try and get Martha unbanned form the thread." Never happened

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Yeah, I know he played some great games. But you jut can't afford to have your goalie having off nights when your top D are hurt, that's the time they really needed him to step up.

      Same problem the Stars had with Turco. We really needed him to step up a lot, and he just couldn't do it. Point, we didn't have the strongest D line (at all) but he still let in some soft goals.

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      The shut outs were good, but I'd rather have my goalie play a bunch of okay games, then 2 amazing, then the rest shit.

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      yeah, it sucks when that happens. But Luongo did choke pretty hard.

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      I can't believe the Nucks Choked. I was sure they would beat Boston until they lost that game 8-1

    • Melvin4

      5 years ago

      Hey, OneCawk, I'm back. Vancouver choked. I missed you.

    • MarthaStewBK

      5 years ago

      still banned btw

    • TheOneHawk

      5 years ago

      I fail at twitter, but I'll look into it.

    • ForsakenMango FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mango

      5 years ago

      You know if you want to find stat padders just go on twitter and search for #gbdb. That's where me and a lot of friends of mine go and say who we find stat padding in the grifball playlist. Any way just a suggestion.

    • Avaianche812

      5 years ago

      Yea i hope he is too.

    • Avaianche812

      5 years ago

      Ill see if i can, he is still recovering from his surgery and he has told me not to strat him till he fully recovered.

    • Avaianche812

      5 years ago

      Hey man just wanted to say your doing a good job. Hopefully we will see you in the playoffs down the road.

    • menz33

      5 years ago

      irc.

    • Mikinater1

      5 years ago

      Hey dickwad,

      How am I supposed to make the highlights of there aren't any?

    • Mikinater1

      5 years ago

      Hey I just got back to school to my capture card going to start recording tomorrow

    • Mikinater1

      5 years ago

      message me the password for the highlights

    • menz33

      5 years ago

      I just went through and got accurate stats for all teams, and then reseeded them based on games won/(games played+forfeit losses), if you'd like the seeds for this season to be accurate. I can forward them to you if you'd like.

    • Robotrek

      5 years ago

      Hey, did you hear already about tonights Monday night lunar eclipse, it is supposed to be a full eclipse of the moon, I am not totally sure when it is supposed to be visible for all of us here in the central time zone, but I think it is supposed to begin around 11pm "approx" first the moon will turn sort of orange and then go black, and it will be a long time before it comes back out again, it will be cool.

      info about the eclipse can be read here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_2010_lunar_eclipse

    • goosechecka

      5 years ago

      Thank you!

    • goosechecka

      5 years ago

      Boss girl?

    • FreedomEagle

      5 years ago

      Happy Birthday dude. :D

      *salutes* ^_^

    • xXHertyXx

      5 years ago

      I hope so but I've been getting some PM's saying otherwise....any chance we can talk on Live...now?

    • xXHertyXx

      5 years ago

      Have you missed me Hawk....I've missed you :-)

    • dannicherie

      5 years ago

      I am absolutely fantastastic, OneHawk.

      How are you?

    • menz33

      5 years ago

      btw, "a bunch" of seasons is 2. MAYBE 3. 90% sure it's 2 though.

      ily btw

    • Proud_Canuck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Hey, OneHawk.

      I'm not sure if you watch the mafia thread or not. So keep an eye out for the zombie-based game that I will be making a news post for over the weekend. It is gonna be huge!

      And with that, have a good Halloween.

    • TRichDaKing

      5 years ago

      Remove me from Thank Us Later.

    • BBirdseed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      The level cap increase patch is sometime in October.

    • goosechecka

      5 years ago

      Are pro individual stats ready to go?

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      5 years ago

      Then I will add you to the LFTO list.

    • BuckeyeDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      5 years ago

      You are PAX bound, right?

    • menz33

      5 years ago

      You and I need to have a chat. irc plz.

    • MajorSilva

      5 years ago

      Yeah tomorrow before 10 k? k

    • xXHertyXx

      5 years ago

      I responded on my page...also I strongly resent you saying I cheated when it was someone on my team who did...not myself..you know this.

    • xXHertyXx

      5 years ago

      If you are so desperate for more +1 Funny that you would make fun of someone who supposedly is your "friend" by making fun of them and our 0-10 Record that won't make the playoffs...you could always just post another picture of yourself? Just a thought.

    • dannicherie

      5 years ago

      Oh hai, OneHawk.

    • BYOBdoughnut

      5 years ago

      We are disputing soooo

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