The_Narbiter

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    • The_Narbiter

      It's been an extraordinarily long time

      9 months ago

      Since I've actually done anything on this site aside from watching videos. So long, in fact, that I didn't even realize that they brought back the old modding system (FUCK yeah) that we all missed. Honestly, though, I don't really know how many of the people I used to talk to on this site are still here, and if they would even remember my stupid comments. So I don't even know why I'm posting on here, honestly. Guess if you're reading this, have a good life, and I hope you're still liking the content they put on here as much as I am.

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      IS THIS WHY THEY CALL IT "ULTIMATE" FRISBEE?!?!

      1 year ago

      A few of the flightline mechanic classes were playing Ultimate Frisbee today. As Marines tend to do, we started getting a lot more physical than we probably should have...long story short, one of the dudes in my class fractured his tibia.

      Again, HE BROKE HIS FUCKING LEG PLAYING ULTIMATE FRISBEE. What in the actual fuck.

      It gets worse, too; because he has a contract as a crew chief, he may have to change jobs...in order to fix it, they'll need to put pins in his leg. That means he's not going to be able to fly. Which is pretty much the best part of the job.

      He was kind of a dick, but it's a really shitty thing to have to endure.

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      Working for "The Man"

      1 year ago

      The United States Marine Corps (and I assume the rest of the military as well) is a very unique place where you trust your co-workers implicitly with your life, but never with your stuff.

      Or your money.

      Or your sister. Especially not your sister.

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      RvB Predictions

      1 year ago

      Totally fucking called it.

    • The_Narbiter

      RvB Predictions

      1 year ago

      I'm guessing that Felix and Locus are just psychopaths who split the entire planet into two warring factions so they could each take a side and bleed the planet dry of its wealth and kill a ridiculous number of people.

      Kind of makes sense when you think about it. If they're actually still teamed up...otherwise, why wouldn't one have killed the other by now?

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      It's not Hazing

      1 year ago

      As a junior enlisted Marine awaiting training, I have quite a bit of free time on my hands. It's wonderful, and I love having the opportunity to go work out and do my own thing, but inevitably, some of us are going to get bored.

      Queue the Indocs.

      The newer Marines to arrive on station, or "Indocs," are fresh out of Marine Combat Training (MCT) and essentially boot as fuck. Imagine a small child with no understanding of how the world works, and you've got an Indoc. It's nothing to be ashamed of--I mean, everyone had to be the new guy at some point--but they'll still be made fun of relentlessly for doing stupid shit when they should know better.

      Anyway, whenever Indocs move into the barracks, they are assigned a room at random with someone who's usually been on station for a relatively long time. Usually that individual will introduce the existence of "Indoc pizza night," where the Indoc has to buy pizza for all of the roommates who previously lived in the room...think of it as an offering of sacrifice to a vengeful deity.

      Sometimes, though, we get bored.

      For example: this weekend, one of my buddies got two indocs assigned to his room. He then had four other friends help him in convincing them that they needed to take the mattresses off of their beds and carry them downstairs to the Staff Duty Officer to serialize the mattresses.

      Poor fuckers carried those damn things all the way down the stairs and staged them, only to realize that 20 people were following them, laughing and filming the process.

      Nobody got mad; in fact, they thought it was pretty funny, and laughed it off with us. It's all in good fun.

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      An honest hypothetical question for men

      in Forums > An honest hypothetical question for men | Follow this topic

      This is one I enjoy asking my buddies whenever we get really bored, and it tends to yield some pretty interesting/funny responses. There's obviously no right or wrong answer here, just opinions.

      Here's the deal: You have a girlfriend. You've been going out for a while, and things are great between you. Then one day you find out that she has cheated on you—last week, she had sex with another woman.

      The question: Are you mad?

      Go!

      110 replies

    • The_Narbiter

      "Sunny" Pensecola

      2 years ago

      I've been stationed in Pensecola, Florida for four days now. It's been overcast the entire time, and actually pretty pleasant. Considering I've been living in a squad bay with 50+ other Marines for the last four months, and now I get a dorm-style room that I only have to share with three people...things are pretty great here. I really can't complain about the food, and the PT is great. Especially since I got in terrible shape following Marine Combat Training (MCT). The only good thing that came out of hiking for 15km with a big-ass pack up and down hills is my ass looks fantastic.

      Anyway, I've got plenty of free time now...I get to catch up on TV shows that I've missed (including How I Met Your Mother, which was sad as fuck) and work on swimming (which is really fun). So yeah, bottom line: this shit is awesome.

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      Mosquito Wings

      2 years ago

      I feel like I should tell a story or two from boot camp, since I haven't written anything interesting here in quite some time. Anyway, three days before graduation, I was promoted meritoriously to PFC, which means I get to wear the chevron rank insignias on my uniform. A lot of people refer to them as "mosquito wings."

      Anyway, I had just gotten mine pinned onto my cammies by my Senior Drill Instructor, and was feeling pretty good. Our platoon and two others were waiting for haircuts, and another new Marine remarked "oh hey, your chevron is upside-down." Thinking one of the backings for the pins had fallen out, I looked down to check it out, and the kid laughed. It was a stupid "haha, made you look" ploy. I smiled a little bit and kept walking.

      Two minutes later, another kid (a Private, whom I actually outranked) tried to pull the same joke on me...I guess they all were trying to make the PFCs look stupid. With a sly grin, the guy told me "hey dude, your Chevron's upside down!" I responded with "Oh that's funny, because yours is missing."

      The grin disappeared pretty quickly after that response, and I never got told that my chevrons were wrong again.

  • Comments (139)

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      3 years ago

      NARBS!

      First of all, welcome back.

      Secondly, come join RoosterSpeak and hang out with @DaCuban and me!

      • The_Narbiter

        3 years ago

        I have to download TS on this computer. Haven't been on that since the days of Battlefield 1942.

      • DaCuban RTX Expo Guardian

        3 years ago

        Fuckin' yes.

    • SpiderWolve

      4 years ago

      I hears you have never had a Zabra Cake....


      ..were you raised in a cave?

      • SpiderWolve

        4 years ago

        That makes sense.

        Not sure where you'd find such a big pinneapple to house you, but it makes sense.

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        A pineapple. Under the sea, in fact.

    • TuckerRooles

      4 years ago

      You!



      Have I told you lately.... That I.... <insert word here> you! smiley12.gif

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Ohhhhhh you haz iPhone tooo! WINNING!

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Ok then.

        (805-)252-9844

        And don't be sendin' me no porn spam to my phone. Had to change my number that last time.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        I was being serious....

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Once again...

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      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Ohhhh I see where you're going with this...
        I got your number!

        No, I don't but you should give it to me...;):P

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        "What do YOU mean...'you people?'"

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        "what do you mean... 'you people'"

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Ohhhhh... I gotta!


        Can't hold backkkkkkkk...

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Then tall guys like me love girls your height. You people make us feel less like giants.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        I'm just barely 5'8" :(

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Aww, this is like a self-esteem building conversation! I love it.

        Also, 5'6" is like the ideal height for women.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Your neck is much shorter than a giraffes. It's proportional.
        You're almost a foot taller than me. Holy granola!

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        6' 4"...and I have a giraffe neck.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        I knew there was a reason I liked you!

        Great minds think alike!!!! Maybe?
        So, how tall are you?! You look like you could be 8ft tall.

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        I absolutely understand. And feel the same way. smiley0.gif

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Man... I am shallow.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Dummies and uglies are fair game though...

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Awww, that's sweet of you. I try to limit myself as well.

      • TuckerRooles

        4 years ago

        Empasis on WORD



        I WOULD NEVER! (I don't strangle pretty people...)

      • The_Narbiter

        4 years ago

        Secretly want to strangle?

    • TuckerRooles

      4 years ago

      Bananananannaannanananananana

    • TuckerRooles

      4 years ago

      The class work stuff sucked, but the people were awesome! I made a lot of good friends.

    • TuckerRooles

      4 years ago

      Navy is still treating me okay, just had surgery to fix my deviated septum. Good to hear you're doing okay yourself. I miss going to school.

    • TuckerRooles

      4 years ago

      Working! That's all I ever do! How are you?

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      Haha, I know right? I'm just a chant-making master.

      Dude, I don't know if I could ever do a quarter system; I'm so used to having semesters. Also, I'm not up to a lot, just going to school and working. Excited for Halo: Anniversary to come out, but other than that, nothing big smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      Narby! Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday, man!

      How go things in SLO? (totally made that rhyme just for you. You're welcome smiley8.gif )

    • suppi

      4 years ago

      Fuck you.
      I could never choose between the two.

      smiley12.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      It's seriously amazing.

      I'm so happy you've seen those videos. smiley0.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF NEG'S URBAN SPORTS!

      Is it because of my "leg it" thing?

      Also, Burger Bowling is the best.

    • DaCuban RTX Expo Guardian

      4 years ago

      Fuck yeah.

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      Aww yay! DaCuban = smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      4 years ago

      ...what?

    • OmNomz

      4 years ago

      sorry about the negative vote on the word game, it was funny i just slipped one below the one i wanted to click, MY BAD! sorry... at least i owned up to my oops, unlike some people......cough cough, *the government*

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      4 years ago

      No, I'm not sure why, and not many Guardians got in. Maybe it's because I'm active and Ben knows, me, but I'm not sure.

    • NobleSteed

      4 years ago

      Yeah, that's it. You're clearly a better picture finder than me.

    • NobleSteed

      4 years ago

      Actually when that happened I turned up the volume even more. smiley4.gif

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      5 years ago

      A-yup.

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      Awesome! That's my late night television show during the summer!

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      Absolutely! Love 'em! They're great!
      I kinda funny that the two classes I play don't have videos yet...

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      Either a Medic or a Pyro. I like Spy a lot but..... I'm not too good at it.

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      Reunited at last..... such a touching story. smiley8.gif
      Being without an xbox isn't so bad..... I have a new found love for Team Fortress 2

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      5 years ago

      I read enough military fiction to qualify for credit hours at OCS. If I hadn't picked up something by now, I'd be ashamed of myself.

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      I'm up at college. No xbox up here, no need for a gold subscription.
      My gaming consists of using Steam for my mac.

      Post edited 5/10/11 1:29AM

    • NobleSteed

      5 years ago

      I see, I see. Maybe just to fuck with people I should just start throwing all of the accents I have at my disposal out randomly. I have over ten at my disposal afterall. Hmmm...

    • NobleSteed

      5 years ago

      See that's one thing I don't understand. Why do people, especially in the U.S., think a Russian accent is badass. Maybe I don't see it because it was my first language.

    • lynnerd3

      5 years ago

      Absolutely. Everyone has their own opinion on the "best" branch in the military and in my mind it's the Marine Corps. Although the SEALs have been getting a lot of press coverage from the Somali pirates and now Bin Laden, I just don't think I could get myself to join the Navy. Not bashing on the Navy at all, the Marine Corps and the Navy work closer together than any of the other branches, it's just If I'm going to be part of an elite force (and I'd like to), it'll be Marine Corps Recon.

    • Samurai373

      5 years ago

      thats up for you to decide

    • Samurai373

      5 years ago

      I have seen you around the site but its still a RFR.

    • NobleSteed

      5 years ago

      Hey, it's been a while. For the hell of it I created one of those motivational posters and I tagged you because I figured you'd get a kick out of it, so check it out.

    • runelady

      5 years ago

      Yes.

      /glomp

      /raep

    • Caiti Velvet Scarlatina

      5 years ago

      Hey, have I seen you around the site?

    • runelady

      5 years ago

      Yes. Yes, that's me.

      *stealth mode*

    • runelady

      5 years ago

      WHERE?????? O_O

    • TuckerRooles

      5 years ago

      In reply to The_Narbiter, #1:

      It's the hair. I'm totally unoriginal but you're tall, skinny and blond so therefore Malfoy. :P

    • DaCuban RTX Expo Guardian

      5 years ago

      I ENJOY YELLING.

    • Psychunt

      5 years ago

      In reply to The_Narbiter, #1:

      Psy-cunt.

      Why am i getting comments from a fuck load of retards?

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      5 years ago

      It's because he's not just a Troll, but a very active troll.

      He's also butthurt that Gus deleted his last account for breaking the site.

    • Caiti Velvet Scarlatina

      5 years ago

      haha awesome! Thanks man! smiley0.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      5 years ago

      Yep yep! I didn't know you were in town! Spring break, I'm assuming? smiley0.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      5 years ago

      Yep! I saw Nathanial walking around when we were going to see Mr. Ringer and wondered if you were with him... Then I saw you later on when we were at my friend's sister's diving match, but you were hanging out with a bunch of people so I didn't want to interrupt and say hi. smiley4.gif

    • NobleSteed

      5 years ago

      Ok so since I’m your hero now I feel obliged to tell you the stories in full detail. Granted I won’t do it all at once, but anyways here’s the one about how my friend got chased by a mob of hobos.

      So it was around St. Patrick ’s Day last year and I was at one of the malls in a nearby city with some friends of mine. The thing is though on our way into the mall there was this homeless guy (let’s name him “Steve”) outside and he gave one of my friends the dirtiest glances that I have ever seen, but my friend didn’t care. So after a few hours we were leaving the mall and I noticed that “Steve” from before wasn’t there anymore, but I just shrugged it off. So as we were heading back to the car (I had to park a few blocks away because there was construction going on and there were no parking spots available). When we were a block away my friend decided to get a hotdog from a stall. Within ten seconds I realized that there was a group of homeless across the street and “Steve” was with them, but my friend didn’t notice them. This is when the shit goes down. As we were walking my friend dropped his hotdog on the pavement said “Oh well” and continued to walk ahead. He didn’t even bother to clean it up. Unfortunately for him Steve and his friends saw this and were enraged and started to chase after my friend. Fortunately for my friend I was twirling my keys around in my hand because I was bored and he just grabbed them and took off towards the car. He was able to get into the car before he got caught by “Steve” and his pals. My friend decided to start the car and “attempt” to speed away. I use the word “attempt” because within thirty feet of leaving the parking lot he got pulled over by a police officer. By the time me and the other people I was with got there we saw “Steve” yelling at my friend and the police officer had the most confused look on his face. I could just imagine him thinking “Why the fuck did I decide to do a double shift today…”

      So that’s how that story went, I’ll post the details of another ones within a few days.


    • Dame

      5 years ago

      This was the glimpse I caught (from my car ..stuck in traffic) of the grand finale fly-over at the Navy Centennial of Aviation on Coronado.

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    • ReaperOfMan

      5 years ago

      Hells YA!

    • ReaperOfMan

      5 years ago

      Refer to her as cock form now on

    • NobleSteed

      5 years ago

      My college has semesters, 14 weeks each I believe.

    • runelady

      5 years ago

      That's what I'm sayin'!

      David Bowie probably won too.

    • runelady

      5 years ago

      Do you think Charlie Sheen won the game?

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