Torik_Shai

Male
from Benicia, CA

  • About Me

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    My Short Film: Fight for the Galaxy

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  • Comments (103)

    • TexasRebel

      TexasRebel

      7 years ago

      Hey give my blog a read will ya?

    • Joshua7

      Joshua7

      7 years ago

      I went ahead and added you on there, the name is JLevel7.

    • Joshua7

      Joshua7

      7 years ago

      Dunno yet, just taking it easy for now. I still need to get my drivers license so I know I'll be starting on that soon. Other than that just getting in some gaming.

    • usethefork

      usethefork

      7 years ago

      ...maybe? Lol...

    • gamesharker

      gamesharker

      7 years ago

      Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge
      Her heart was as big as his stomach was large

      Oh yeah, they say love goes on
      Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone

      (During credits)
      That's the story 'bout Homer and Marge
      Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge

      After Homer went gay, they patched up their schism
      But the dude never dealt with his alcoholism

      Weird Al sayin'... oh yeah, the credits go on
      Long after the viewer's interest is gone

      Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show
      Even if it was just a brief cameo

    • gamesharker

      gamesharker

      7 years ago

      Uh huh, extra cheese.
      Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.

      Pizza party at your house,
      I went just to check it out.
      19 extra larges,
      What a shame, no one came.
      Just us, eatin' all alone,
      You said, "take the pizza home.
      No sense lettin' all this go to waste,"
      So then I faced

      Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the clock,
      Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for irregularity.

      Tell me,
      Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
      'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
      In the bathroom.
      I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
      Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated.
      No, no, no.

      I was feelin' pretty down,
      'Til my girlfriend came around.
      We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
      In fact, I just thought I might,
      pop the question there that night.
      I was kissin' her so tenderly,
      But woe is me.

      Who would've guessed, her family crest.
      I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
      And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
      Tell me.

      How was I supposed to know we were both related?
      Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would've dated.
      What to do now?
      Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
      And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated.
      No, no, no.

      (no no)x11
      (oooh)
      I had so much on my mind,
      I thought maybe I'd unwind.
      Try out that new roller coaster ride,
      And the guide...

      Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
      That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
      And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
      Tell me!

      Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
      This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
      It's such a drag now.
      can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
      Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
      Oh no!

      Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah)
      I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
      What a bummer.
      I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
      But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
      Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
      No, no, no.

    • Sir_Thomas

      Sir_Thomas

      7 years ago

      Sorry if this annoys you but could you put Cpt. Falcon on the picture you made for me?

    • DarthMario95

      DarthMario95

      7 years ago

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    • Sir_Thomas

      Sir_Thomas

      7 years ago

      Thank you for the pic I will use it all during the brawl trend

    • DarthMario95

      DarthMario95

      7 years ago

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