Tulkass

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    • Tulkass

      TL;DR

      5 years ago

      i needed to write down my dream so you can skip to the end.
      ...
      So my resistance group comes across an unknown type of creature that produces a chemical to the dominate force in the area and is tracking us down. As we fight and are pushed back, our ships that seem to be floating are being damaged greatly, as if the sails are being shot out. Several small bands show up to shore up the defenses and a truce is called.
      I am part of a group that all seems to lead as one, and we take one ship into the headquarters of the enemy. As we make our way in we come across a guard that is a friend of the enemies leader. i proceed to empty my clip into him. At this point i know everything is fubared. So my group splits up into cells and proceeds to kill as many soldiers and steal as many things as possible.
      My squad leader is also our scientist. we head into the large facility, that also seems to be a mall in general with large civilian population, and find the labratory. Only to find they have several specimens of the coral species we only just discovered. We are told to get moving again as fighting has broken out over the death of a friend of the boss. the fighting begins, with close quarters room to room fighting. I break out of a store and into an open area were people are panicking and open fire on the guards that are entering the plaza. we make our way across the area and our groups converge in one room.
      There are 12 of us. As we sit for a moment i run down a small back hall and as i come to an opening to another room, i see it has a tiered lay out with my door way at the low end of 2 tiers with a few head poking out over them looking down my hallway. I pick up speed and slam into the lowest tier, only to look up and see a man of massive proportions and i squeeze the trigger dropping the man after several three round bursts, with the chaos ensuing i dash out spraying the room, a thought occurs, that i knew that man as well, a brother of a friend...
      As i enter the holdout room, it becomes apparent from the weight of my gun i am low on ammo, and have one last clip which i give to another man, who is becoming known to me, as someone in my Japanese class. I whip out a katana for a last ditch weapon.
      I see a man run up to one of the outside store weapons and way-lay the window with a massive sword, he grabs a flash bang and tosses it in among us as foot steps from the hallway grow louder. I drop to the floor and cover my ears before the bang goes off. Suddenly my perspective is viewing from one of those assaulting the room.
      I can see gun fire everywhere for a moment, and several assaulter s are swinging wildly at an Asian fellow with swords, and we are disintegrating his sword after four swings his sword is gone down to the hilt and he is captured only to be played with. They force him to swallow the dust of his sword and that of the other swords. Force a 2 by 4 into his mouth with the words "the red green show" ( but that is fuzzy), and i soon witness them aiming for a taped spot below his collar bone and pierce with what looks like a simple piece of straight steel, inch cube shaped, all the way through him.
      ....
      and i wake up.

    • Tulkass

      TL;DR

      5 years ago

      i needed to write down my dream so you can skip to the end.
      ...
      So my resistance group comes across an unknown type of creature that produces a chemical to the dominate force in the area and is tracking us down. As we fight and are pushed back, our ships that seem to be floating are being damaged greatly, as if the sails are being shot out. Several small bands show up to shore up the defenses and a truce is called.
      I am part of a group that all seems to lead as one, and we take one ship into the headquarters of the enemy. As we make our way in we come across a guard that is a friend of the enemies leader. i proceed to empty my clip into him. At this point i know everything is fubared. So my group splits up into cells and proceeds to kill as many soldiers and steal as many things as possible.
      My squad leader is also our scientist. we head into the large facility, that also seems to be a mall in general with large civilian population, and find the labratory. Only to find they have several specimens of the coral species we only just discovered. We are told to get moving again as fighting has broken out over the death of a friend of the boss. the fighting begins, with close quarters room to room fighting. I break out of a store and into an open area were people are panicking and open fire on the guards that are entering the plaza. we make our way across the area and our groups converge in one room.
      There are 12 of us. As we sit for a moment i run down a small back hall and as i come to an opening to another room, i see it has a tiered lay out with my door way at the low end of 2 tiers with a few head poking out over them looking down my hallway. I pick up speed and slam into the lowest tier, only to look up and see a man of massive proportions and i squeeze the trigger dropping the man after several three round bursts, with the chaos ensuing i dash out spraying the room, a thought occurs, that i knew that man as well, a brother of a friend...
      As i enter the holdout room, it becomes apparent from the weight of my gun i am low on ammo, and have one last clip which i give to another man, who is becoming known to me, as someone in my Japanese class. I whip out a katana for a last ditch weapon.
      I see a man run up to one of the outside store weapons and way-lay the window with a massive sword, he grabs a flash bang and tosses it in among us as foot steps from the hallway grow louder. I drop to the floor and cover my ears before the bang goes off. Suddenly my perspective is viewing from one of those assaulting the room.
      I can see gun fire everywhere for a moment, and several assaulter s are swinging wildly at an Asian fellow with swords, and we are disintegrating his sword after four swings his sword is gone down to the hilt and he is captured only to be played with. They force him to swallow the dust of his sword and that of the other swords. Force a 2 by 4 into his mouth with the words "the red green show" ( but that is fuzzy), and i soon witness them aiming for a taped spot below his collar bone and pierce with what looks like a simple piece of straight steel, inch cube shaped, all the way through him.
      ....
      and i wake up.

    • Tulkass

      TL;DR

      5 years ago

      i needed to write down my dream so you can skip to the end.
      ...
      So my resistance group comes across an unknown type of creature that produces a chemical to the dominate force in the area and is tracking us down. As we fight and are pushed back, our ships that seem to be floating are being damaged greatly, as if the sails are being shot out. Several small bands show up to shore up the defenses and a truce is called.
      I am part of a group that all seems to lead as one, and we take one ship into the headquarters of the enemy. As we make our way in we come across a guard that is a friend of the enemies leader. i proceed to empty my clip into him. At this point i know everything is fubared. So my group splits up into cells and proceeds to kill as many soldiers and steal as many things as possible.
      My squad leader is also our scientist. we head into the large facility, that also seems to be a mall in general with large civilian population, and find the labratory. Only to find they have several specimens of the coral species we only just discovered. We are told to get moving again as fighting has broken out over the death of a friend of the boss. the fighting begins, with close quarters room to room fighting. I break out of a store and into an open area were people are panicking and open fire on the guards that are entering the plaza. we make our way across the area and our groups converge in one room.
      There are 12 of us. As we sit for a moment i run down a small back hall and as i come to an opening to another room, i see it has a tiered lay out with my door way at the low end of 2 tiers with a few head poking out over them looking down my hallway. I pick up speed and slam into the lowest tier, only to look up and see a man of massive proportions and i squeeze the trigger dropping the man after several three round bursts, with the chaos ensuing i dash out spraying the room, a thought occurs, that i knew that man as well, a brother of a friend...
      As i enter the holdout room, it becomes apparent from the weight of my gun i am low on ammo, and have one last clip which i give to another man, who is becoming known to me, as someone in my Japanese class. I whip out a katana for a last ditch weapon.
      I see a man run up to one of the outside store weapons and way-lay the window with a massive sword, he grabs a flash bang and tosses it in among us as foot steps from the hallway grow louder. I drop to the floor and cover my ears before the bang goes off. Suddenly my perspective is viewing from one of those assaulting the room.
      I can see gun fire everywhere for a moment, and several assaulter s are swinging wildly at an Asian fellow with swords, and we are disintegrating his sword after four swings his sword is gone down to the hilt and he is captured only to be played with. They force him to swallow the dust of his sword and that of the other swords. Force a 2 by 4 into his mouth with the words "the red green show" ( but that is fuzzy), and i soon witness them aiming for a taped spot below his collar bone and pierce with what looks like a simple piece of straight steel, inch cube shaped, all the way through him.
      ....
      and i wake up.

    • Tulkass

      TL;DR

      5 years ago

      i needed to write down my dream so you can skip to the end.
      ...
      So my resistance group comes across an unknown type of creature that produces a chemical to the dominate force in the area and is tracking us down. As we fight and are pushed back, our ships that seem to be floating are being damaged greatly, as if the sails are being shot out. Several small bands show up to shore up the defenses and a truce is called.
      I am part of a group that all seems to lead as one, and we take one ship into the headquarters of the enemy. As we make our way in we come across a guard that is a friend of the enemies leader. i proceed to empty my clip into him. At this point i know everything is fubared. So my group splits up into cells and proceeds to kill as many soldiers and steal as many things as possible.
      My squad leader is also our scientist. we head into the large facility, that also seems to be a mall in general with large civilian population, and find the labratory. Only to find they have several specimens of the coral species we only just discovered. We are told to get moving again as fighting has broken out over the death of a friend of the boss. the fighting begins, with close quarters room to room fighting. I break out of a store and into an open area were people are panicking and open fire on the guards that are entering the plaza. we make our way across the area and our groups converge in one room.
      There are 12 of us. As we sit for a moment i run down a small back hall and as i come to an opening to another room, i see it has a tiered lay out with my door way at the low end of 2 tiers with a few head poking out over them looking down my hallway. I pick up speed and slam into the lowest tier, only to look up and see a man of massive proportions and i squeeze the trigger dropping the man after several three round bursts, with the chaos ensuing i dash out spraying the room, a thought occurs, that i knew that man as well, a brother of a friend...
      As i enter the holdout room, it becomes apparent from the weight of my gun i am low on ammo, and have one last clip which i give to another man, who is becoming known to me, as someone in my Japanese class. I whip out a katana for a last ditch weapon.
      I see a man run up to one of the outside store weapons and way-lay the window with a massive sword, he grabs a flash bang and tosses it in among us as foot steps from the hallway grow louder. I drop to the floor and cover my ears before the bang goes off. Suddenly my perspective is viewing from one of those assaulting the room.
      I can see gun fire everywhere for a moment, and several assaulter s are swinging wildly at an Asian fellow with swords, and we are disintegrating his sword after four swings his sword is gone down to the hilt and he is captured only to be played with. They force him to swallow the dust of his sword and that of the other swords. Force a 2 by 4 into his mouth with the words "the red green show" ( but that is fuzzy), and i soon witness them aiming for a taped spot below his collar bone and pierce with what looks like a simple piece of straight steel, inch cube shaped, all the way through him.
      ....
      and i wake up.

    • Tulkass

      cont...

      5 years ago

      1. @#$% studies....
      2. yea for football no matter how short
      3. @#%! yea for games
      4. yea for sushi

    • Tulkass

      Blizzard

      6 years ago

      a new measure of ones worth as a human being is how long it takes someone to give up upon getting stuck in snow.

      2 Hours for myself (fueled by anger, rage, the hatred for the song 'Fireflies', and a pitcher of beer.
      1 hour for roommate.

    • Tulkass

      NExt Journey

      7 years ago

      Will be into Samsara. I am aiming for one of those cute monkeys at the zoo.

    • Tulkass

      There comes a time in every mans life

      7 years ago

      where he must decide. FORTUNE COOKIE HERE I COME!

  • About Me

    I love history.

    and Japanese whores

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  • Comments (175)

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

      I...don't agree.

    • RoadBlock DONGS

      5 years ago

      Are you going to Dallas for the game?

      Also I think Bo Pelini's gonna punch me through the TV. :P

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

      haha let me know how you like it, man

    • oldie

      6 years ago

      It's good to see you again. What has life been doing to you lately?

    • Adul

      7 years ago

      Birthday?

    • Hellbaniac

      7 years ago

      I'm back, but you're never here. smiley2.gif

    • microphone

      7 years ago

      OH SHI--

    • microphone

      8 years ago

      Get online damnit.

    • fenderit

      8 years ago

      hey man i made a zombie map based on the zombie psa ep of rvb i was wonderin if you wanted to check it out its called xombie plans and the gametype for its called griff zombies its in my file share or u could play it wit me sometime if you want my gts

      fender it

    • Rohair5000

      8 years ago

      RELIGION DAMN YOU!!!

    • Lousir

      8 years ago

      oic. i r dum.

    • Lousir

      8 years ago

      lol, wtf is a kebab? a food? what's it made of?

    • Lixie

      8 years ago

      Sweeeet. Don't get kidnapped by little girls!

    • Lixie

      8 years ago

      OoOoooOOOOOoooooOOo. I am jealous. You get to have your american turkety dinner in Turkety land.

      ...YOU!!

    • Lixie

      8 years ago

      BatGirl and I have so much in common. It's like we're the same person.

      ... But not!

    • Rohair5000

      8 years ago

      Ass bleedingly

    • Rohair5000

      8 years ago

      go go gadget thumbs up
      (b'.'b

    • Jericho941

      8 years ago

      I'm a dispatcher so I just direct the patrols when I get calls.

    • Jericho941

      8 years ago

      My university, lol. It pays relatively well but the shifts I got stuck with suck. :(

    • Jericho941

      8 years ago

      Yeaaah we don't do that. Mostly it's just 'recieved 537' at the very end (timestamped).

    • Jericho941

      8 years ago

      Nah, not because it's an alarm specifically, I just don't like talking on it in general. I feel like I sound retarded and say dumb things so I have to think about what I want to say before I even press the button.

    • Jericho941

      8 years ago

      I never realized what the lyrics were to that song for a looooong time.

    • koolkeeper11

      8 years ago

      It is much improved, thanks for asking. I still don't have a full range of motion in it, and it gets pissy when I try and put weight on it sometimes, but other than that it is pretty awesome.

      So how was your tour? You big tourist you. haha

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      Ahhhhhh...

      I didn't know if you were vacationing, foreign schooling, of just fleeing the country.

      Have fun and be careful.

      pics if possible.

    • Rohair5000

      8 years ago

      The hell? 7 mods to a + 1? Wow I didn't know I got negged. Must have really pissed off that Rammstein idiot in the GH3 thread. Thanks!

    • Rohair5000

      8 years ago

      :(

    • Lousir

      8 years ago

      :D

    • Markkoo79

      8 years ago

      Hey talk to me big girl! I know you are one so shut the f8ck up or you will be in trouble with me!

    • valaron

      8 years ago

      Signets.. Lots and LOTS of Signets.. nad once you (or they) get isck of them, Quest Quest Quest.. and once there are nomore quests.. Head over to the Aldo rise and start Ripping them apart! Careful with that last one though cuz if you dont killl them fast enough they banish you. :P

    • Taketoshi

      8 years ago

      lawl

      it was an EXTREMELY gay party

      like more than 50% queer of one sort or another

    • FinchLynch

      8 years ago

      You need to come in the other BAR as well. I don't post in that BAR no mo.

      How you doing?

    • Taketoshi

      8 years ago

      lawl, what sexiness i have is totally invisible until you feel its effects, but somehow it's pervasive

    • Taketoshi

      8 years ago

      i dunno, with my girl in another state and KNOWING i'm going to be at the party, i don't think going after the b&h is the best approach to this party

      hell, i could just go after the peruvian girl who invited me to the party if that's what i was after

    • Taketoshi

      8 years ago

      why not get trashed? that's most of the point!

    • floridean

      8 years ago

      let me get the pic to you all be back in a few minutes

    • floridean

      8 years ago

      well thats all i wanted was you to put words on a pic if you could all i want you to do is put words :"i want you to" if you could

    • floridean

      8 years ago

      hey could you photoshop something for me

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      Actually, it's Blooregard Q. Kazoo. Get it right or your FIRED

    • bludawg7

      8 years ago

      that is why you FAIL

      I ARE A WARRIOR!

      *demoralizing shout*
      I SEE YOU MWHAHAHA
      *rend*
      now you cant stealth. bitch.
      *overpowar*
      Now you die.

    • Lousir

      9 years ago

      Ill have you know i havent played Halo in like 5 months! even longer for Halo 2.


      smiley4.gif

    • Tiffany

      9 years ago

      For some reason, I already thought we were friends.

      Wow... I suck.

    • bludawg7

      9 years ago

      whos that by

    • bludawg7

      9 years ago

      lol 10

      I can listen to at least 1.5 times that many

    • nmorris

      9 years ago

      Hey, a fellow Nebraskan is featured user! That's awesome. I'm from Lincoln, but I've been to Elkhorn a few times. My wife and I stopped once on the way back from Omaha and ate at Clancy's. That place is sweet. Really good pizza.

    • bludawg7

      9 years ago

      HEY UR FEETURED BE MY FREND PLZ

    • oldie

      9 years ago

      Featured User....

      Does this mean your e-penis has just gotten bigger???

    • KoreanWonder

      9 years ago

      Congrats on FU!

    • jronbelay

      9 years ago

      Congrats on FU

    • Shugo27

      9 years ago

      TUKLASS IS FU!!
      RAARWWRWR

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