UAF_Omega

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    • It's been an interesting 8 months...

      8 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Well, its been quite a while hasn't it? I must say that my time away from RvB has been interesting. Well, some of it has, most of it has been the same o'l shit. I tell ya though, the longer I stay in the county I grew up in, the more I hate it. But anyway, thats a story for another time.

      How have I been since my departure? Progressively getting worse... I'll just leave it at that for now. I will post a few journals on a few events during my leave of absence. Hopefully.

      So, how are you doing?

    • Yeah, its been a while...

      8 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Basically, been to depressed to do anything. Been sitting at home doing nothing.
      Well, not nothing, I have been getting fatter, that seems to be a constant. That and being depressed. Viscous cycle.
      School sucks, driving sucks, head wounds sucks, headaches suck, bitches bitching sucks, part time jobs suck, dial up sucks, and life sucks. And I get to be suplexed by all of them, life is so grand.
      But don't worry, I'm not suicidal. I, unfortunately, think about the consequences. And besides, I'd like to have kids one day.

      Oh well, enough ranting. How is everyone?

    • 56K modem problems

      in Forums > 56K modem problems | Follow this topic

      UAF_Omega

      Ok, so my modem dies. Its about 7 years old so i was expecting sometime. Since I could't buy a modem just yet, I borrow a friends Smart Link 56K modem. I install it and all but I couldn't get to run stable at all. It would constantly drop all bandwidth. Sometimes over a minute would tick by before it came back and it did this constantly.

      I finally get the money to buy a new modem, the U.S Robotics 56K Fax Modem. I install it, put the CD drivers in and it dials up fine. At first, it seemed completely fine. Worked like a charm for a 15 minutes or so. Then the bandwidth drops and it doesn't come back. I reconnect and get no Bandwidth from the start. After several reconnects with mixed results, I finally get the newer drivers installed.

      Now, the connection stability gets noticeably more stable. I am able to surf well enough for dial up. The connection only went through at 28.8kbs so I reconnect to try and get a higher connection but to no avail. Even though its more stable, its noticeably slower than connecting at my usual speed of 48kbs. Which was the speed of the connection with the cd drivers.

      I have tried messing with the setting in Phone and Modems in the control panel without much effect.

      I am running a MSI P6N Plat. with an E6600 Core Duo.

      What do you think could be the problem?

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    • Wow, just wow.

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      As some of you might have noticed, I havn't been on in a great while. That in due because of school, it sucks....there is no comparison for how bad it sucks this quarter. Its sucks like driving a hot poker into your own spine making yourself cripple just to stop the intense pain in your legs.... then having to be Courtney Loves' bitch for a day.

      Oh well, I should be back on in a few weeks if I survive it.

      In the mean time, how is everyone doing?

    • Meow!

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

      So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.

      "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped.

      "Except what?" asked the businessman.

      "Nothing, nothing," said the old man.

      "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman.

      "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said.

      "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.

      The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

      The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."

      He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."

      The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"

      The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

      The businessman said, "I'll take it!"

      The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my pussy."

      He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.

      After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.

      After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.

      The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

    • Do not read this.....

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Pain Divider

      A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.

      The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.

      After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
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      Dog Cleaning Himself

      Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing, they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of them is a fleabitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back at the dog.

      He says, "Wow..would I ever like to be able to do THAT!"

      His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his drunken friend aside,

      "You'd better pet him first....he looks vicious"
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      Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce

      Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.

      Mickey (stunned): Why not?

      Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy.

      Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy...
      I said she was fucking Goofy!

    • PC gaming vs Console Gaming

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      No, this isn't a journal about the pros and cons in PC and Console gaming but a journal on what everyone else thinks.

      I played console games for about 8-10 years and decided to get a computer. After playing the computer for a little over 2 years now, I have to say PC gaming is better vs console gaming. I found that anything I could do on the console, I can do better and faster on PC. I can aim much much more accurately with a mouse than using a thumb stick, I can do multiple tasks without having to stop aiming or moving. I can see stuff further and clearer on a monitor than on a tv, plus I can mod content and put my own in.

      Those are just a few reasons I like PC better than Consoles, and I know you can use a keyboard, mouse, and monitor on some consoles but it can be frustrating.


      But anyway, whats your opinions?

    • Happy Valentines Day

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Happy Valentines Day!

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      I like cheese.

    • First Award!

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Yeah, I finally got my first award!

      Thank you Kathleen!

    • Happy Thanksgiving!

      9 years ago

      UAF_Omega

      Happy Thanksgiving!

      Im posting it early on the account that I won't be able to move for at least 3 days so If you don't hear from me for awhile, not that it would be a bad thing ;-), don't worry.

      Something funny for you.
      http://www.superlaugh.com/thanks/moocow.htm

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  • Comments (749)

    • MofuggerX

      8 years ago

      z0mg ur onlien

    • MofuggerX

      8 years ago

      Not too bad, yourself?

      Good to see you on here again.

    • Neoma

      8 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • MofuggerX

      9 years ago

      Two months offline? Damn.

      Whenever you pop on, drop me a line. Seriously.

      I need you man... smiley2.gif

    • jordash11

      9 years ago

      no that just means hes straight

    • yuken

      9 years ago

      anything to do with girls you must a big pervert

    • jonshonsgurl

      9 years ago

      hey i like your pics

    • MofuggerX

      9 years ago

      BeeeeYOTCH!

      Sorry... that was fun.

    • MofuggerX

      9 years ago

      Greetings.

    • Methodman01

      9 years ago

      morning fella

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      lol im pretty shure terms like Super Genius are pretty much exagerations placed in there to boos moral or atleast make someone feel like there alot better than the normal. untill you switch out of their field or better yet beat them at there oun game XD smiley9.gif

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      i say that there is nothing wrong with that, go for it!

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      watsup

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      hahaha... yay im useful!
      and the teachers at my HS said id never amount to more than a KFC spork... =P smiley9.gif

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      nope, then again i cant say i was looking =P smiley9.gif

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      actually something went my way, but i just know something will eventually will happen to kill that.

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      "Anything that can go wrong, will at the exact moment you don't want it to." Or something like that, type "murphy's law" into google for word for word defination of it.

    • MaPetite

      9 years ago

      YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM!!!

      :-P


      haha

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      true that, but this one is mine fool!

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      i see that she decided to give you some grief, oh well, it was and still is pretty funny by my standards

    • evilcartman1

      9 years ago

      Like you?

      I mean, god, I was just helping someone.

    • evilcartman1

      9 years ago

      Does it god-honestly matter?

      Jesus.

    • evilcartman1

      9 years ago

      "Oh this model Pontiac is $19,999 but this model Lear Jet is $1,012,999! So what do you think?"


      I don't think you understood me. I'll say it slower.

      I'm comparing them because they are the same thing. Xbox Live and World of Warcraft are both a mulitplayer online system, with millions of subscribers. However, Xbox Live is cheaper, making it superior to World of Warcraft, COST-WISE.

      You can compare an online service to online gameplay


      You said it yourself. ONLINE. The difference between them doesn't matter. I just used it as a passing comparison. Why the hell did you have to attack me anyway, what the hell did I do?

    • MaPetite

      9 years ago

      OooooK

    • MaPetite

      9 years ago

      What the Hell is a 'H'?!?

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      lol weirdo smiley9.gif

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      lol fuck no! i dont have the patience to decode binary >.> smiley9.gif

    • InsaneDC

      9 years ago

      i so win, what exactly i win i'm not sure but i definatly win.

    • CELTICPRED

      9 years ago

      More like 550,400 some odd more members.

    • CELTICPRED

      9 years ago

      I've put up with him for 2 months. That's long enough.

    • JohnLethal

      9 years ago

      Sep11.gif

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

      Ego problem? I get pissed off at one of your comments and I have an ego problem? Let me ask you something, do you think you could take being told you failed? How many times would it take being told "You Failed" before you got pissed off? I can say it probably wouldn't be many, because just absorbing things like that can have some severe long term effects.

      If your ego is so fragile that it only takes one negative word to piss you off to this extent, you should probably try to avoid the Internet if at all possible, I'm not sure you could withstand the severe long term effects hanging around this site would have on you.

    • swooper74

      9 years ago

      Why is it that every dolt with an ego problem thinks that every response to their idiotic ramblings indicates that they've "gotten to" somebody?

      Get over yourself and your failed attempts at . . . whatever the hell it was you were attempting to do, I honestly have no idea.

    • Aleister

      9 years ago

      I take screen capture images from the actual shows.

      Post edited 2/14/07 6:03PM

    • Schraver FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party Hard

      9 years ago

      happy V-Day man! :D smiley9.gif

    • ThePraetor

      9 years ago

      u2 ^^

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      yep

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      Damn ! There goes another one !

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      nop smiley3.gif

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      Yes this univers is unpredictebale.

      I'm pretty much fine, and to make this coment longer

      Happy St.Vallentines Day !

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      nothing, just talking to you.

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      yo

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      sup

    • joker5gg

      9 years ago

      plz every one answer my question of the day on my journal......


      also tell all your friends

    • DesertEagle1

      9 years ago

      I know this is kind of random but, I am holding a contest for 105+ mods. All you have to do is right a song, story, poem, anything about a wereclam. A wereclam is a joke at our school after one of the kids got bit by a clam and started to change a little. This is really a joke we pull on him. This contest could use donations, your entry, and advertising. This contest will be judged by one of my friends and ends March 1st. I do not mind if you delete this, never talk to me, or ridicule me. I wanted to let you know about this great chance to win tons of mods. Thank you for considering this offer.

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      Im good and you ?

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      How is it goin ?

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      Dude join my md giveaway in my journall.

    • MCF

      9 years ago

      Yo wazzap !

    • ShadowStylez

      9 years ago

      Oh... ok. Well let me know if you there's someone who is looking to get sponsored.

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