asianpie

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    • asianpie

      two months

      3 years ago

      and things look so much different... its awesome. Feels almost like timetravel, but just a lot slower and boring sitting arround doing nothing.

    • asianpie

      Deodarant...

      3 years ago

      its important... I have learnt my lesson...

      oh and plants can smell you... and other plants... I wonder if a planet out there would have plant life but for some reason never develop animal-life if the plants would eventually become scentient and after some time develop into higher intelligent life and then come visit us and be all like "what are these monsters?!!" when they see us fags eating ceasar callads and grill corn... it'd be trippy for anyone smokin weed... "dude, I think that plants talkin to meh" or some shit. Idk...

      anyoen ele just been in the mood to just run arround in a laborynth? ... I WANT A GIANT GARDEN LABYRINTH DAMN IT!!!

      oh and I didnt know you could do that with your back...

    • asianpie

      Whence cometh complience to lazy shitz?

      3 years ago

      I fucking gave up trying to write a website of my own, failing to see the real point to it when I could just be the real lazy fuck that I am and create an account on a blogging site, such as Blogspot or webs.com, but the site I for some reason felt a bit more appealing because it balanced creativity and lazy help tools in a way more appealing to me, so I got something on tumblr, if you are so interested. I cant see why you wouldnt want to read anything I write, beacuse everyone knows I am the almighty source of delicious pie. You eat of my children, you must worship me and do as I command! Masturbate vigurously to dwarf on bear porn! Or bear on dwarf porn if you preffere that. Whatever floats ya boat. Im not judging.

      So yeah. Got that going on. Writing mostly random shit Im doing and dont wanna bother posting or write about on other social sites and all that jazz. Its mostly a lazy solution to the "problem" of wanting somewhere to express meself. Yay!

      In other kind of related news here, Im trying to find as many note-worthy quotes I can :D Even got some books. Anyone got a favorte quote? Doesnt really matter if its someone big or "famous". It could be your teacher or fat dad or retarded cousin.

      Oh and I like the way he screams "lick that cow!!!"

    • asianpie

      Oh shit. Santa's coming.

      3 years ago

      Irony is delicious. delicious is good. God is good.... le ghasp. Im god! D: oh fuck... I dont want that. Thats too fucking mainstream, man. Everyone want to be god. I dont even believe in God.... Which means I dont believe in myself... le ghasping fuck! I have no self-asteem and Im also a hipster! D: aw double-fuck (I also joined tumbler last week... fuck! Conformity! It has mee! oh shit... how fuckign awful. Oh teh noes!... I got nothing. REality is crumbling before my eyes or maybe in reality my eyes are crumbling before breakfast)

      In other news... christmas times ara comin! ... or theyre here, I guess... in some countries, it was already in stores in fucking October, but enough about that.
      Havent been on here, because I am unable to comit to anything for more than two months then Im the fuck off to other ADVENTURES! well not really, but fuck that shit, lets lie to ourselves and say we got shit going on that hinder us from visiting old favorite sites rather than just saying we found some other more fun shit to do.

      So. Im just on here, because Im curious... whats the TOP 10 sites you visit? If you only hang arround 5 sites really and occationally check out one or two other sites now and then, Id still wanna know. And if you actually decide to make this list, at least explain one of em... communication ftw!

      Heres my top 10.
      1. Youtube. I would list google as 1 or 2, but I dont really count google because mostly I use google to find other sites so its not a site itself I read. I dont read google-news or any of their articles because I dont really feel like I can trust google since they regulare their content... not THAT much, but I dont know where they stand or if they stand on their own at all, so trusting them is kind of meh and usually I can read the same articles on other sites so meh.
      2. Facebook. Yes. I am a social nerd. Robot unicorn fucking had me too. But I havent played it lately out of spite- I guess- since facebook fucked up with the connection the same day I beat my friends highscore and got a 109 716 point score... fucking unicorns... not THAT impressive, but I was fucking tired and pissed, so I dont play it anymore.
      3. Deviantart. I am a comment whore. It does make me feel better to accnowleged so fucking ey.
      4. Funnyjunk. Makes me seem more hip with my friends who dont visit that site. Plus, its funny.
      5. Wikipedia. Because random knowlege is power! Did you know that the male echidna has a fourheaded penis. So Rule34 has a lot of inacurate Knuckles porn, but who can blame em?
      6. ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Mostly watching Nostalgia Critic. I got a mayor hard-on for nerds... not fat nerds though. I am very superficial, but theres something about a guy in his mid twenties/thirties with a tie, glasses and a goatee that fucking turns me on and its mildly disturbing... he also screams like a bitch, which is also a plus. And those beatiful blue eyes... sigh~ me gusta.
      7. Rule34. Seriously, that shit is fucking hillarious sometimes. Mildly arrousing, but mostly fucking hillarious. Disturbing people are funny.
      8. ThePirateBay. Yes. Pirating books and music... fucking horrible. If only they were sold here... I see it as free adverticement.
      9+10. Various news and fact sites, but also comic websites like TwoKinds or Teatime, but I frequent them all about the same so I guess they gotta chare the 9th and 10th place. Im not gonna list all of them, but most of them are swedish (Aftonbladet, Metro) or American, but whatever.
      11. Roosterteeth. Sadly its down here, but Im thinking bout trying to get on here more ofthen. I enjoy most of the content on here and people on here are pretty fucking interesting compared to most people on facebook, twitter, tagget, kamrat etc. Im not gonna name specific people because I havent talked to that many people on here lately, so I guess I dont know if youre still on here or are still as interesting. We all change. Im hoping im not the same person I was four years ago, for better or worse. Im probably more of a bitch now, but hopefully less of a needy cunt, but who knows really. We dont really know ourselves. Most of us dont. But whatever.

      The list is coplete!

      and yes, I do realise that probably only two, maybe five people will read this and only one of them will comment, but I like to pretend im more important than I really am. You do too. Dont deny it. Most people write their journals like theyre being watched by the whole itnernet, but thats good, isnt it? You want to appeal to a large audience and thats never bad, right? Or maybe you dont and only write to specific people you KNOW read or you hope read your text, but still, thats not bad either. But just writing for the sake of just writing is also good. Expression is good. Intollerance if expression is bad, even if the expression is as offencive as a chinamans shaved balls, but still, its expression. Maybe not always intelligent, but still.

      Thats all people.

      Merry whatever! Have a nice something!

    • asianpie

      iloyal

      3 years ago

      im like never on here... fuck. Oh well. I do have other things to do than maintaining my activites on the few websites i actually got an account on... not saying this site is less important, I just suck.

    • asianpie

      Happeh birthday

      3 years ago

      Fill. She's a big girl now ^w^ still two years left till we can be fully independent and go out and fucking live yo!

      19 btw.
      Have an awesome day, babe ;) XD ^w^

    • asianpie

      response to a friend journal

      3 years ago

      Im tired, kinda drunk and just read something that really fucking annoyed me.

      If you cant stay friends with someone because someone else tells you not to (lets say a boyfriend, family, other friend or something) you dont deserve any friends! Ever! People should not waist their energy on stupid people who cant even be an own person and decide for themselves who they want to comit a friendship to or not.

      Whatever. I dont really feel like ranting. Just a shoutout I guess... blarg. Stomach viruses makes Pie a grumpy pastery... Im eatin it :D

    • asianpie

      jhonen

      3 years ago

      Reading all his madness is soooo delicious. Its almost erotic

    • asianpie

      kitteh ride :3

      3 years ago

      If you could pick any (earth) animal to be the size of a large horse so you can ride it to wherever and whenever, what would it be? Sorry if it sounds confusing :P

      Id pick a kangaroo, chicken, salamander or cat :3 Hmm... only pick one though... Cat! :D Its less shakie and climbing would be a wee bit easier :) Plus, cats are cuddly mothafuckers X3 And would you mess with someone who owns a giant feline? Probably not... okay, maybe. After a few drinks or sumthin.

  • About Me

    I like talking to people but get bored easely. I love to RP.

    I take comissions now
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    i need dem D:

    and I dont reply to profile comments...

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  • Comments (4769)

    • phoniexape12

      phoniexape12

      1 year ago

      hello im also asian(and black)

    • jpoc226

      jpoc226

      3 years ago

      Whos my favorite Asain! .. Pie smiley12.gif

    • go_naruto
    • Spartan736

      Spartan736

      3 years ago

      Indeed the goatee is epic epicness.

    • go_naruto

      go_naruto

      3 years ago

      Har du lust att hitta på någont imorron med mig och Feli? :3

    • PBreezy

      PBreezy

      3 years ago

      Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!

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    • go_naruto

      go_naruto

      3 years ago

      Fable 3 var rätt kul att spela. :D Och det var ganska värt att köpa det dyrt, för jag fick en kod med extra stuff. :3
      Fast en sak är jobbig. = A = Man ska leta efter läskiga gnomer runt hela landet och det är 50 st av dem. D: Men man hittar dem ganska lätt, för dem kan prata, så får man lyssna efter dem från deras röster. Dem brukar sitta på vägar, ruiner eller någon annan random place. XD

      Post edited 8/11/11 5:13AM

    • Zelda

      Zelda

      4 years ago

      när ska ni åka in*?

    • Spartan736

      Spartan736

      4 years ago

      I live in London rofl

    • mah_lazors

      mah_lazors

      4 years ago

      Yeeeeeah.
      But honestly, when when I am of age, I don't plan on drinking, maybe something here and there, but I probably wont go get smashed on my 21st birthday.