astatton

Female
from Colorado

  • Activity

    • OOH THE BACK OF MY HEAD, OW THE FRONT OF MY FACE!

      4 years ago

      astatton

      OH god I don't think I can handle it!!!! Just finished AC3 and of course the RvB finale . WAAAHHHH. OH MY FEELINGS.
      (***disclaimer***this has been a gratuitous post not worth your while)

    • Adventures on RoosterTumblr

      4 years ago

      astatton

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      Where you never know what you're going to get.

      Me.

    • Ahhhh!!!

      4 years ago

      astatton

      Episode 15 : DONUT!!!!! AND DOC!!!!!!!! Some enthusiastic fans are going to have a heyday with this. I'm so happy.

    • Wish me luck!

      4 years ago

      astatton

      I'm starting my first day at a law firm as a paralegal, coffee girl, folder filer, general organizer, phone answerer, dry cleaning picker-upper amongst other things!
      Sorry I haven't been on the site much lately, you guys are awesome, hopefully as I get my schedule under control I'll have a little more time to be on here!
      (Especially you RT Philly people, I'll be there in spirit... though that doesn't really do much for either of us. smiley6.gif )

    • That time we lit the kitchen on fire

      4 years ago

      astatton

      So, today is my birthday (23?? damn, I feel old) and tuesday is Sam's birthday, and since I'm still home in Colorado I decided to make a cake! I spent a lot of time and energy into researching awesome cake recipes and landed on Ina Garten's double chocolate cake. It looked easy and crazy delicious.

      At first, things went smoothly. Sam was my minion, and we prepped everything perfectly. We followed the recipe to the letter and got the cakes into the oven (which smokes a lot because it's a piece of crap anyways). It was when we started in on the frosting that things went wrong.

      Apparently my dad had spilled bacon grease under the coil of our electric burners because as soon as we put the double boiler on to melt the chocolate, the burner caught on fire. Technically it was neither mine nor Sam's fault that the stove top caught on fire, but let me tell you, the sight of 5/6 inch flames coming from a stove top is far from ok. As I panicked, trying to remember what you're supposed to throw on a grease fire (BAKING SODA, in case you're wondering), Sam did a great impression of Gavin when he sees a creeper, "Ahhhaaaeeeahh! BOLLOCKS!!" Thankfully, the grease just burned out as there was nothing nearby for it to catch on fire.

      However, in the panic, we didn't check to see how the cakes were baking. Turns out the altitude decided wreak havoc on the cakes because they rose too quickly and overflowed into the bottom of the oven. Billows of smoke poured out of the oven, setting the fire alarm off AGAIN, as some of the cake batter had landed on those little heat coil things and turned a little ember. Being the fast thinker that I obviously am not, I grabbed a metal spoon and just scraped it off the coil, thus avoiding a second kitchen fire.

      In the end, the cakes survived (despite being a little wonky and ), the kitchen survived and Sam's eyebrows survived. Happy Birthday to us!

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    • Batman Theater Shooting

      4 years ago

      astatton

      Early this morning, my friend from my high school speech and debate club was shot 3 times in the arm and once in the head. She was rushed into emergency brain surgery, has come out and is doing well. We're not sure if she's suffered any brain damage. Such an incredibly tragic event. I'm absolutely shocked that this happened.

    • WHAT!

      4 years ago

      astatton

      Apparently Michael Fassbender is co-producing and starring in an Assassin's Creed movie!?!?! Ahhh!! How awesome would that be?!!

      It had better be better than Prince of Persia. You hear that, Fassbender?! It had
      better be better than Prince of Persia. You've been warned.

    • All I'm sayin is..

      4 years ago

      astatton

      Thank god for live streaming of RTX. Makes me glad that I'm not TOTALLY out of the loop. ELIJAH WOOD THOUGH

  • Comments (58)

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Been doing a lot of music and gaming stuff. What I love but probably not what I need... :P
      You still on G+?

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Heyy what's up? Haven't heard from you in a while.

    • MrJacinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hey I'm Grump

      4 years ago

      Somehow, RoosterTeeth is just now telling me about that comment you left me three weeks ago. Thanks for the comment!

    • john FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Quarlton Tanks

      4 years ago

      You should come to RT Philly. The city misses you, and yes a speak on behalf of the city of Philadelphia and this is in no way a ploy to meet you in person

    • Karlo-1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Happy birthday to you. smiley0.gif

    • MrJacinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hey I'm Grump

      4 years ago

      :{

      • astatton

        4 years ago

        I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later?

    • James FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NWETS

      4 years ago

      Hey, in response to your comment on the Weekly Update, all you have to do to participate is be on TeamSpeak when the event is happening. Questions, answers, the whole shebang is done on the server. If you need any help getting set up on the server, just message me. Otherwise, see you there!

    • RYANTHEBLANKGUY FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whats Ryan Playing

      4 years ago

      Thanks I try !

    • john FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Quarlton Tanks

      4 years ago

      In time you'll be all human and back to dancing

    • john FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Quarlton Tanks

      4 years ago

      I used to live at 20th & Locust. God I miss that place, I could see rittenhouse square from my bedroom window.

      Also, I don't normally accept RFRs, but

      A) You used to be in Philly, and by the sounds of it wish you still were

      B) You're part robot, and It's good to be friends with a part robot when the robots enslave all us humans

      C) You seem pretty cool and down to Earth (or Earf as philly native Will Smith would say) who is also in town shooting the new M. Night film

    • john FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Quarlton Tanks

      4 years ago

      You're not nearly as cool now. But I'll get over it I suppose.

      I grew up in the suburbs of Philly, and currently work at Temple University in the city.

    • john FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Quarlton Tanks

      4 years ago

      Saw you modded my journal comment on Marshall's journal

      Clicked to see who you were

      Saw you were from Philly

      What's up neighbor?

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      4 years ago

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! smiley12.gif

      • astatton

        4 years ago

        Thanks! You too!

    • rvsbrulz

      5 years ago

      *sorry I meant Matt's reward.

    • rvsbrulz

      5 years ago

      Just wondering but do you by any chance know how you got Burnies reward?

    • MrJacinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hey I'm Grump

      5 years ago

      Thanks, I needed a good
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      Post edited 11/20/11 12:58AM

    • MrJacinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hey I'm Grump

      5 years ago

      No longer FU, but we all still love U.

      *This Message Paid For by Jacinto Productions*

    • TheMatt

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being the FU today.

    • Locken

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!!!

    • MrDennis124

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day!!

    • HBogo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!!!

    • CABOOSHyay

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • exar10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Good job, FUUUU

    • Angus314 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jcobe18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      happy FU day!

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      5 years ago

      I get paid to do what I love best.


      and what would that be? congrats on featured user.

      • astatton

        5 years ago

        Thanks! I'm actually a professional classical ballet dancer (legit black swan shit :P) and a freelance writer on the side.

    • PapierWieda

      5 years ago

      Happy FU-Day, Amy !

    • Russspruce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Hey there, congrats on being the Featured User! You are now better than us for one day.

    • void165

      5 years ago

      Congrats on getting FU-ed!

    • xCaboose117x FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Thats my sister!!! Don't let you know who see the FU because she'll say something else...

    • Steven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      FUUUUUUUU

      To be pronounced, "Fooooooooooo"

      Post edited 10/21/11 9:16AM

    • VeganCaboose

      5 years ago

      Here a giant FU, on your special day.

    • vnflcards

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day!

    • The_Hybrid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day :D

    • Patrick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf Herder

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!!!

    • StrataG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      FU!

    • Jexthis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Gotta say i like the contradiction in your profile about section

    • KungFu_Cat

      5 years ago

      Happpyyy Featured user day :3!

    • Jcach

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured user Day!

    • Sniper_Bob

      5 years ago

      Have a good day being FU!

    • Natas666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Have a great day being FU!!!!

    • Sabreman86 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      FU

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • Courtney

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!

    • Karlo-1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FUday. It's like a second birthday.

    • Bravo0777

      5 years ago

      Happy FUUUUUUUU!

    • theiviaster

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being a featured user!

    • chargerram77

      5 years ago

      Timing always sucks.... Missing the RT comics... well there is a group were some of us get together and share comics, ideas and other shenanigans. Come check it out.... RT Community Comics!!!

      most of the time a weekly comic is done and other contest check out the news.... and join if ya want to!

      • astatton

        5 years ago

        thanks! I'll check it out.

    • exar10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Well how are you liking the community thus far? kind of bittersweet now that the comics are ending though.

    • exar10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Welcome to the neighborhood! I'd have brought a fruitcake for you or some house-warming jello but they don't seem to fit in my floppy disk slot...

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