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    • I think I have Mod Points figured out.

      13 years ago

      burnie

      If you get modded +1, you get one mod point and one Karma point. If you get modded -1 twice, you lose one karma point, but nothing happens to your mod points.

      So essentially mod points are constantly decreasing, when you mod someone up a point you lose a point and they get one -- almost like you are giving them the point. When you mod them down, you lose one and they get none -- a mod point is lost to the universe.

      Eventually there will be no more mod points unless they are gained/created in some other fashion.

    • Ouch.

      13 years ago

      burnie


      It is my sincere pleasure to present you with the funniest thing you will see all day .

      You might want to untie the loop next time, dipshit.

    • Off to do auditions

      13 years ago

      burnie



      We have another round of auditions today in SM to cast parts for our new production. Wish us well.

    • Oops

      13 years ago

      burnie

      I banned myself as part of a test and learned that a banned user auto dumps all of his friends. It's sad, now I have no friends. But I also banned gfunk. That makes me happy.

    • Kiosk Videos, Fable & Firefox

      13 years ago

      burnie

      We made two new Xbox Kiosk Videos for submission and one we all like that probably won't get used. I also made a first pass at the ResFest script for the London trip. Joel, Jason and Gus are going to that one. Gus is going to have to give a 45 minute talk on machinima and filmmaking in front of a 450 person theater. Man, I would pay good money to see that.

      Got a chance to play some Fable tonight. That game is pretty fun and seems well done, but it's just not my type. I used to play tons of adventure games like Ultima V, but they just can't hold my attention the way they used to. After a while, you can just see to the end of these games. Level up, beat a tougher monster, level up, beat a tougher monster. You end up just being held captive to the time you have already spent and you're forced to continue playing just to see it through. So, yeah I give it a 10 out of 10. Who the fuck cares.

      I tested the site with Firefox. It allows you to highlight at will, which apparently IE6 won't let us do on the new site. I like Firefox a lot, but I just can't use it at work where we have lots of tools built that use ActiveX controls and such. If you know of any key plug-ins, drop me a comment.

      Cipater just AIMed me this link and then immediately logged off. Watch it and you will know why. What the hell? It gets weirder by the second and then goes over the edge once you discover who made it.

    • My first real journal entry

      13 years ago

      burnie

      So today we spent most of the day testing the website. Started off with just the cast, but once we realized how far along the site was, we decided to add in mods and then people who use lots of community sites. It's gone very well so far. I think the changes in the forum will be the biggest hurdle for most new users, Max Walrus is a good lithmus test for that. That guy has absolutely no filter between his brain and his keyboard -- he's already bitched about everything from searches to highlighting text. Maybe he's archiving the site on his personal computer and needs to cut and paste everything.

      I need to get offline for a while and work on the new Xbox Kiosk Videos. If I don't get Gus and gfunk their lines, before long, they will start to bitch.

    • Karma Level +1

      13 years ago

      burnie

      Dear bitches,

      I am now level one which means my hit points are 2d4 instead if 1d4. That's right, wizard. You bitches.

    • I am about to go to work.

      13 years ago

      burnie

      Had to watch the kid today. he's a good kid. Not really.

    • 2018 years ago

      burnie
    • 2018 years ago

      burnie
  • Comments (54348)

    • MkollB

      6 years ago

      Hey Burnie
      Just wondered if you'd seen this. It kinda reminded me of your conversation about taking on any animal.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousGdSSMzWI

    • Soulcleaver

      6 years ago

      Hey Burnie, just wondering if you have watched the video of the Warthog in Forza 4 that Halo Waypoint brought out today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUNdXPGOf4

      Somebody thought exactly the same thing that popped into my head, just thought you might appreciate it :-)

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    • Robert2930

      6 years ago

      one day i hope to work for you at rooster teeth i am a big fan i love rvb and so do my sons and when my daughter grows up she will too. you and the the other cast & crew are heros of mine cause you did it on your own and you keep doing it keep up the great work. i hope to make it to rtx nexted year i hope to have moved back to austin by that time too thanks for makeing it seem like if you have a dream go with it and stay with it thanks burnie

    • Tiko

      6 years ago

      Just curious. What was the rational behind Wyoming being silent in Episode 10?

    • EmbryKaida

      6 years ago

      I just realized while skimming many of the other fans' comments on your page, a large number of them say some variation of "Hey Burnie!" I now begin to wonder how annoying that can get, and apologize for my....peers on the site.

      • Sean Tango

        6 years ago

        O hai Burnie!

      • TheRecreator

        6 years ago

        I noticed that too. I do it purposely, as often I feel like my comments here need a lead-in of some sort to account for the fact that my comment is coming from nowhere.

        ...

        Hi there, Burnie!

    • invisiblecow

      6 years ago

      what characters do you play besides church?

    • AprxObserver

      6 years ago

      Um... I just realized that our XBL avatars are wearing almost the exact same clothes... Go figure. smiley6.gif

    • MattstaNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      www.tryfastbrite.com/

      Headlight Fluid

    • Pyroformer

      6 years ago

      You guys were talking about interplay stock on the podcast.
      finance.yahoo.com/q?s=IPLY.PK&ql=0

    • XaldinLance

      6 years ago

      what is the name of Tex's new song? and when will it be put up on iTunes?

    • silentstalk

      6 years ago

      Vortex Episode 1 Recruitment
      Tom Jones
      Hey whats going on ive been trying to get a hold of you for like a day
      Stephans guy
      oh yea sorry about that u no me and the recruitment officer hit it of well lets just say I got into 2 things yesterday.
      Tom jones
      okay bit to much information there but whatever oh I got into Vortex aswell
      Stephan
      Great are you still going to become a medic?
      Tom Jones
      Yea why
      Stephan
      No reason (Under breath ) you pussy
      Tom jones
      What was that
      Stephan
      Nothing
      Tom Jones
      Thats what I thought but we have to go like now the commander of Vortex wants to see all the new recruits plus Luke and Ryan wants to see us.
      Stephan
      Okay lets go just remember be carfull about what u say
      to Burnie he still has not forgiven u for fucking his sister
      Tom Jones
      wow you would of thought he would be over it yet
      Stephan
      you did it at his wedding and in his hotel room... twice
      Tom Jones
      Yea .. I love fridays
      Stephan
      Lets go
      Tom jones
      (walking) You know Vortex is kinda a weird project I still dont get it
      Stephan
      Its not that hard a giant portal opened up and we have to protect it and stuff
      (Reach Commanders base)
      Commander
      Good morning recruits this will be your briefing ( walks along the soldiers comes to Tom Jones) And what’s your name soldier
      Tom Jones
      Jones Tom Jones Sir
      Commander
      Im gonna keep an eye on you Jones , well as you all know I am the commander of this project Vortex has been around longer than me and I am pretty old
      Luke
      You dont seem old at all Sir
      Stephan
      Kiss ass
      Commander
      That enough Recruits, your packet will tell you who's sector you will assigned to and which areas of the portal you will defend rooms and more will be shown to you later on but first go get some rest because Tomorrow at 0600 you enter hell .

    • Kiwiified

      6 years ago

      I saw this and just couldn't help posting it to you. The first thing that came into my mind when i saw it.... Lopez

      www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/halo.html

    • SuperPooply

      6 years ago

      Dear Mr. Burns

      My name is Doc, Not my real name its just a nickname because if it was that would be wizard. But that is not the point. the point of me writing to you is... My friends and I are making a machinima called green team. And in the story and the shorts we will sometime make little incompetent quotes from RvB. For example someone from my show will say "do you ever wond..." and gets shot in the head for the fear of getting sued by you guys. This joke will pop up around the show sometime. And now the big question...May we use the incompetent quotes idea for the our show, please answer back it would be a big help.

    • Hyperwire

      6 years ago

      @myself, never mind!

    • Hyperwire

      6 years ago

      I was re-watching episode 10 right now and one thing popped into my head, why is Maine growling? I assumed when he started taking on all those AIs and calling himself the META that all those minds working had basicly toasted the speech section of his brain, but at this point in the whole Praject Freelancer section, he should only have his own. Did Maine always have this speech issue or did you just find it easier to give him no lines other than growling?

      • Pooter_sack

        6 years ago

        Maine can't talk because he got shot in the throat.

    • Criken42

      6 years ago

      Hey Burnie, bet you couldnt take on Raptor Jesus. raptor-jesus.jpg

    • Caboosisms

      6 years ago

      Hey Burnie... What was that song in the newest episode of RvB ?

    • khavon

      6 years ago

      Hey burns, thought this might interest you. kotaku.com/5833377/when-glados-asks-you-to-marry-someone-you-say-yes

    • MinecraftDJ

      6 years ago

      Hay Burnie what days are you attending this year at armageddon expo auckland?

    • Blurblah21

      6 years ago

      Hello Mr.Burns i just to say that i just finished listening to every Drunk tank podcast.

    • Pooter_sack

      6 years ago

      you sure are good with building suspense! now my week is going to go by so slow.

    • chikenshit

      6 years ago

      Burnie it was great seeing you at PAX this year, a little sad I didn't get to meet you in person but it was great just to see you in general.

    • Alleta

      6 years ago

      you are freaking awsome!!!!!!!

      just sayin

    • driftywaif

      6 years ago

      hay tall matt thanks for the inerview o and tall Joel ps here is the video link give it to him [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CW4a1mcUUg

    • Alleta

      6 years ago

      btw! if u need another girl voice ill be glad to do it for free! or ill even pay u guys!!! im serrious!. i can also sound like a crying baby at will if u want for the future!

    • Alleta

      6 years ago

      OMG!!!! you are soo awsome! I just got my dvds! and Yippee for me!!!! but i have got to say, i watch the comentary first and it gave away sooo many spoilers. lol rock on!

    • Fabble

      6 years ago

      So I came across this gem online:


      Are we ever going to see some more of this stuff? :D

    • Fabble

      6 years ago

      So I came across this gem online:

      [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW2ZMRt7i_I]

      Are we ever going to see some more of this stuff? :D

    • toregon5

      6 years ago

      damm you for the cliff hangers i will always love them but damm you

    • Erusa

      6 years ago

      Burnie, you stopped being a human for me. You are a freaking GOD!!!!!! I´m almost trembling for the exciting chapter you just realise, REALLY. YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!!! TEX HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE CHARACTER SINCE THE FIRTS TIME I SAW HER... this was for me one of the best moments of my whole life, even if that souds so freak... its true

    • SeanZeke

      6 years ago

      When can i buy rtx 2012 tickets

    • Davfallamew

      6 years ago

      I got a real "Pulp Fiction" vibe when Maine and Wyoming started using live rounds.

      Pulp-Fiction-Freelancers.jpg

      • Davfallamew

        6 years ago

        "Does the Director of Project Freelancer look like a bitch?"

    • Danagan91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      WOW! Episode 10 of season 9 is just unbelievably epic!! Ye have reached a new standard of awesome! I mean it is jaw dropping epic. Well done. Just wow.

    • MattLoaf

      6 years ago

      two chat bots talking to each other would be like*

    • MattLoaf

      6 years ago

      Burnie,
      Some time ago on the podcast you (I think) mentioned that you like to know what two chat bots talking to each other.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded

      Now you will know.
      It is pretty retarded.

    • greenpuma88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Banana

      6 years ago

      Hey Burnie, great episode tonight!!! Definitely worth the wait!! So happy to get off of work and see a new episode waiting for me!!! smiley0.gif

    • Shiny_Blarg1

      6 years ago

      will you add me as a friend please.......and is rvb coming to virginia anytime soon?

    • Shiny_Blarg1

      6 years ago

      IS A NEW EPISODE OF SEASON 9 RvB COMING OUT TONIGHT?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
      cuz last week wuz psa!!!!!!!
      PLEASE TELL ME SO I MAY EITHER BE DISSAPPOINTED!!!!!! OR EXCITED!!!!!!!

    • Marduk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Crazy ending up on the same plane as you. I mean, you flying to Texas, who knew?

    • s1l3ntstr1k3

      6 years ago

      You gust were talking about the Tarantula Hawk in a previous Drunk Tank. Well it made a list on cracked and I think you should take a look.
      6 Animals that Kill Nature's Scariest Creatures for Fun

    • PartShark

      6 years ago

      lol i have no way to come to any of your stuff i live in norway and getting to england might cost some grand in nok
      and from there to texas and eatin sleeping not cheap

      do you thinl you can have an event here sometime?

    • PartShark

      6 years ago

      lol i have no way to come to any of your stuff i live in norway and getting to england might cost some grand in nok
      and from there to texas and eatin sleeping not cheap

    • bahl33ted

      6 years ago

      Church made an appearance at PAX Prime 2011...

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    • BlackTagBen

      6 years ago

      Just watched the table read from PAX via IGN. Hope you guys will consider doing another one for RTX 2012!

    • X_NuclearR_X

      6 years ago

      I live in London and the recent riots have caused distress to many but this video a friend showed me of a seagull that stole stuff in Scotland puts a smile on my face : )

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rRlNLpW0k

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      I just read this at the TSA website. I remember you saying you needed 4 hours at the airport in the past. Has your check-in gotten easier?
      www.tsa.gov/what_we_do/layers/secureflight/

    • rane0

      6 years ago

      Press button, receive video.


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    • jaycipia

      6 years ago

      www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2543461/How+to+Survive/ Well seems like burns isnt too crazy after all

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      6 years ago

      Is it a good or bad thing when Facebook decides to steal borrow your writing?

      Screenshot2011-08-28at105745PM.png


      HOW DARE THEY USE THE QUOTE AND ATTRIBUTE IT TO THE CHARACTER THAT SAID IT.

    • SHADOW650268

      6 years ago

      Is it a good or bad thing when Facebook decides to steal borrow your writing?

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