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    • Important Main Page Entry

      14 years ago

      burnie


      Please go read the main page.

    • Zoom Zoom Zing

      14 years ago

      burnie


      Level 13. There is no Level 13.

      Gus has a great link to some animation in his journal, you should take a look at this as well.

    • I am now Level 12

      14 years ago

      burnie


      That's right Level 12. Ladies underwear, Small Electronics.

      And Nico would be Level 45 if I had any say. The music he turned in today is spec-tac-ular.

      Can one of the new members try adding me as a friend? We need to test something. For obvious reasons, members should not be able to make friends requests of mods or staff.



    • I am now Level 9

      14 years ago

      burnie

      And I have to get 6 points to get to Level 10. I wonder when the escalation begins? So far I have 9 levels and 50 points. That's an average of less than 6 points per level.

      Anyone else think we need to step up the escalation of points needed?


    • Website Plan

      14 years ago

      burnie

      I had a long discussion with Blake during which we went over all the requests made in the new Feature Requests thread in the bug forum. We both agreed that the best plan is to get core functions in place, test them and then stair step opening the site to more users. We hope to offer sponsors the ability to register by mid week and launch the following week.

      Some features will make the Rooster Teeth 1.0 cut, some will have to wait until v1.5 -- but I think we can all agree that Blake and Matt have done a great job building a commmunity site from scratch. Hopefully, we will be able to add lots of features down the road.

      Also, I saw Shaun of the Dead tonight and thought it was great. Allow me to join with everyone else who recommends seeing it.

    • We are shooting the UK video right now.

      14 years ago

      burnie


      I like this script. I think it should turn out pretty well, but once again Gus can not be here because tonight is D&D night. How sad.

    • I think I have Mod Points figured out.

      14 years ago

      burnie

      If you get modded +1, you get one mod point and one Karma point. If you get modded -1 twice, you lose one karma point, but nothing happens to your mod points.

      So essentially mod points are constantly decreasing, when you mod someone up a point you lose a point and they get one -- almost like you are giving them the point. When you mod them down, you lose one and they get none -- a mod point is lost to the universe.

      Eventually there will be no more mod points unless they are gained/created in some other fashion.

    • Ouch.

      14 years ago

      burnie


      It is my sincere pleasure to present you with the funniest thing you will see all day .

      You might want to untie the loop next time, dipshit.

    • Off to do auditions

      14 years ago

      burnie



      We have another round of auditions today in SM to cast parts for our new production. Wish us well.

  • Comments (54232)

    • EIAO

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, Sup?

      If you ever want to freak out people, like I do, then talk about my pet snake Sam. He is a 20ft Anaconda. He is tame as I can get with him since I found him hurt outside near a local pet store. I nursed him back to health and he keeps the squirrels out of my fruit trees I have growing in my yard. I live in Louisville, KY and one day a neighbor who lives behind my yard told me his pet alligator, Rick and he is about 5 ft long, escaped. So I called the Police and everything. I take Sam out to my backyard to talk to my neighbor again and I hear this deep hissing sound...I am a studyying herpotologist(reptile expert) and I have been in the field plenty of times to know what an Alligator warning sound is...that was it. Before I could do anything I see the gator near my pool, and Sam slithers behind the gator, coming back from eating a couple squirrels and attacks Rick. Now normally gators kill anacondas in the wild...Not this time. Sam strikes Rick on the head and wraps his coils(word for body after the head and tail)around Rick, constricts and EATS him. The only problem that Sam had after that was a bruised belly that healed and a scar over his right eye though he can see out of it and everything.

    • luisfig

      7 years ago

      Hello Mr. Burns my name is Luis and since I don't really know of any other way to contact you I've been wondering exactly what kind of degree to you look for in either interns/employees I am thinking of changing my future profession to something what you guys do since I do think what you guys do is very interesting and. If you can find the time to email or comment I would appreciate it.

    • Limerang201

      7 years ago

      Burnie I am so confused, do you know who is coming to Fanexpo this year? I haven't gotten a straight answer yet but on the fanexpo site it says Matt, Joel and Kathleen. Matt is going to Pax though so did the Fanex site fuck up on that one? I know Kathleen is coming down though.

    • BladeChurch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      achievementhunter.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2772354

      My Thank You to Rooster Teeth

    • BricBrac FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eagle Scout and Explorer

      7 years ago

      Burnie, have you guys ever been to Pittsburgh, PA?

      If an event were to be organized for RVB around some comic or anime convention thing going in Pittsburgh, would you guys possibly come to it?

    • Jacob

      7 years ago

      hey burnie, how hard was it to act the way you did in the offices tour? i thought it was killer, lol

    • Golleye

      7 years ago

      Saw you online just wanted to say, hello.

    • derek211

      7 years ago

      both she is that good

    • jokersflame

      7 years ago

      Taken from a New York Times article printed August 7, 2005.

      The Rooster Teeth crew has its own hilariously stringent rule for making machinima: no cheating. When they shoot ''Red vs. Blue,'' they do not use any special effects that are not organically included in the game; everything you see in an episode of ''Red vs. Blue'' could in theory have taken place during an actual game of Halo, played by a fan in his bedroom. It's a charmingly purist attitude, a sci-fi version of the ''Dogma'' school of indie film, which argues that movies are best when cinematic trickery is kept to a minimum.


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      Innovation can can sneak up on people.

    • derek211

      7 years ago

      you should try to have a live drunk tank and answer peoples questions by twiter or something just a thought

    • UnluckyErik

      7 years ago

      Bet you remember that drunk tank episode a couple of weeks ago, where Joel went on a rampage that we should sell everything and buy gold instead. Everyone laughed at him and didn't believe him. *Even me -.-*

      During this month, gold is up 16%!!!

      I hope I'm not the only one that feels stupid

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I second what John0_o said! You do need to be on Drunk Tank more. The best Drunk Tanks are with You, Gus, Geoff and Jack/Joel!


      I will try to be on more. It's been crazy busy around here and sometimes we need to concentrate on the productions that keep the lights on.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Something I have always been wondering and maybe you can clear this up for me. Early in the show Tex was introduced and talked about Freelancer, Tucker asked her code state and she said it was Nevada. When we are introduced to Wash he calls her agent Texas. Which is she, Nevada or Texas? Just curious.


      Her name is Texas. And this is why we no longer give her punchlines.

    • Oleroc

      7 years ago

      Something I have always been wondering and maybe you can clear this up for me. Early in the show Tex was introduced and talked about Freelancer, Tucker asked her code state and she said it was Nevada. When we are introduced to Wash he calls her agent Texas. Which is she, Nevada or Texas? Just curious.

    • CriticalRespawn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I second what John0_o said! You do need to be on Drunk Tank more. The best Drunk Tanks are with You, Gus, Geoff and Jack/Joel! smiley1.gif

    • Connor

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, are you ever going to post the numbers on how many miles you walked on your treadmill for each game that you played?

    • Media_Nerd

      7 years ago

      Dear Mr. Burns. I am Jason Stewart of Talk Sweet Productions and would like to ask you something important. I have a VERY BIG IDEA for a movie and I need some companies to help me fund this operation. To talk further in public, I will need funding for 2 people to get from scotland to austin, texas on boat. I am eager for a response.


      Oh shit, Burnie get on this right away it's obviously a great idea that will net you millions. Roosterteeth productions? After this movie gets made you will be so rich America will be yours for the taking, and then, the world. Think about it bro'

    • jakzak27

      7 years ago

      do you still own burnie.com? cause i decided to search it on websiterankingtool.net and it said that it was worth $2,869. you wanna make a little cash? now you know what to do.

    • johno_o FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      As a listener of the podcast, I'd like you ask you a favor.

      Be on it more.

      Also, if Joel is about to start talking about gold again, stop him.

    • RWalsky

      7 years ago

      Hi Burnie, I am a huge fan of the RT shorts and an avid listener to the podcast, and I am passonate about perusing a carrear in film making, whether that be editing, directing, producing or filming im not sure yet, but i have made a few sports films using my GoPro and was wondering if you got a moment, I would love some feedback on em, and you can be honest, i can take criticism.(]heres my youtube channel [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAEOC]) anyway, I thought that your work and background would make you a great source of advice, so it would be an honor if you would write me back, thank you.

      -RWalsky

    • mchoueiri

      7 years ago

      Burnie would you like a free copy of the Ghost Recon game my friends dad is the military adviser. Would you like a copy?

    • bobthepeanut

      7 years ago

      I'm suprised you haven't joined the Fallout group Burnie.

    • greenpuma88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Banana

      7 years ago

      Hey masturcief42, RvB does come out at 9 pm central time on Monday nights. However sponsors get to see the new episodes two hours early unless there are technical problems. Hope this clears up any confusion. :)

    • hickernick

      7 years ago

      Some one beat U too it i.imgur.com/VsQGA.jpg

    • Sorocco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      No seriously, I liked the shirt.

    • Sorocco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Mice coke shirt


      Bro

    • TalkSweet

      7 years ago

      Dear Mr. Burns. I am Jason Stewart of Talk Sweet Productions and would like to ask you something important. I have a VERY BIG IDEA for a movie and I need some companies to help me fund this operation. To talk further in public, I will need funding for 2 people to get from scotland to austin, texas on boat. I am eager for a response.

    • masturcief42

      7 years ago

      By the way, in the F.A.Q. it says RVB comes out at 9:00 PM. You might want to change that or else people might troll about it.

    • Billionthfan

      7 years ago

      Bring back the comics! U guys are awesome lobe the app and the site keep it up.
      Joel should wTch out for warning labels now for the rest of his life they are out to get him!

    • CriticalRespawn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, how're you doing? Episode 9 of RvB was fantastic! Keep up the awesome work man!

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      7 years ago

      GROW YOUR FUCKING BEARD BACK OUT

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Burnie, this is extremely important...
      and could greatly benefit you.

      Do you already have an i-pad? If not...I can fix that.

    • ReaperzXIII

      7 years ago

      Hey Mr. Burnie Burns here is one bear I think you could take: [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94]

    • MoochPage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      This sport featured in The Old Republic seems oddly familiar. Figured you might get a kick out of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wmUx10I18I&feature=player_embedded# !

    • RyanFoster94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hi Burnie, i was just wondering whether or not you do an event for the UK, would love to attend if you do. Thanks for any info you give smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Archerpina16

      7 years ago

      Hey brunie I was going to ask if you or anyone else in the crew has ever heard of a small town called liberty hill, Texas. It's not very far from austin and I don't know of anyone other then people from burnet and a few others who have know where it is.

    • Eesnamdoow

      7 years ago

      so i heard u liek bronies.

    • Meerkat_df FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, here's a picture i drew of you fighting off a crocodile in the water. Sorry I am such a rookie artist.

      Meerkat_df4e501c646551f.jpg

    • Wash247

      7 years ago

      Burnie's Current Journal Is Lopez's Favourite Song

    • logan56426

      7 years ago

      Hey burnie! I had an idea for a t-shirt thats titled "things I learned from the drunk tank". And have it say stuff like "invest in double gold" and "headlight fluid does not exist". Or "don't use your camera on a plane". It would be awesome if you guy made a shirt like this for the people who listen to your podcasts. I know I would buy it.

    • FarloNZ

      7 years ago

      Hey dude, just regarding the NZ Armageddon Expo in October, we seem to have a group of guys organising a bit of a night on the town for you guys. I know you're busy with other events and such, but it'd be nice just to know if you (and whoever else else coming, such as Geoff) would be keen at all? Even if you just commented on there saying "HELL NO!" or whatever, it'd still be appreciated :)
      Thanks.

    • corenelx7000

      7 years ago

      hey Burnie does Michael have to pay for that xbox? by the way your awesome and the city of Burnie Tanzania should totally give you a statue holding a can of foster and a platypus

    • lotrhobbit92

      7 years ago

      What is your current favorite funny video on Youtube? This girl I rather like asked me to give her links and I can't think of any that aren't super old and not funny anymore. Any suggestions?

    • seriousjake

      7 years ago

      your like a mix between burt and ernie!

    • mullet67

      7 years ago

      hey Burnie i'm a new member but I've been a huge fan for a long time. now recently with the production studio for halo shifting from bungie to 343, i was wondering if there would be any legal issues leading to the end of rvb

    • xywv

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie i was listening to the podcast and i remembered that you like your own jokes so listen to podcast number 22 at 1:27:47
      You will laugh I promise

    • Beast123456

      7 years ago

      Hey Burnie, I was wondering if it is possible for you guys to get a different design for the baseball caps in your store. Maybe having Red vs Blue or Rooster Teeth written on the hat, instead having the logo, or maybe fit them both on the hat somehow? Maybe a choice of colors too? It's probably harder then I think it is to do that, but I would really appreciate more selection of hats. Thanks for your time.

    • KSmittlez

      7 years ago

      Dear Burnie,
      I need a job. I would be willing to work for RT productions in pretty much any capacity for any wage. For example:

      I could be your personal sandwich chef (I can also bake cakes and pies for Gus and Geoff).

      I am a good human punching bag and a very good unprofessional stuntman.

      I am very adept at untangling cables.

      I can compliment almost anyone and make their day better.

      My buttocks are firm and perky.

      And almost any embarrassing, demeaning or life threatening task you can think of.

      I don't know what minimum wage is in Texas but I'd be willing to bet that it would be more then worth it to pay that for all of these services. Please get back to me and let me know what you think.

    • Yourule97

      7 years ago

      Since you're the only person i know that might play minecraft (or maybe kerry): www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM&feature=feedu

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