conrad500

27 years old
Male
from Houston, TX

    • conrad500

      Houston Flood Relief

      1 month ago

      Last Tuesday around 1A.M. my fiancee and I lost almost everything in the Houston flooding.


      I am finally able to return to work after a hefty repair to my car (which thankfully didn't get flooded) went under due to driving through high waters before the main flooding happened.


      My fiancee and I are ok. She is staying with her father near Dallas and I'm currently staying with my family (8 people in 1 house because of the floods now...) and I will not have a place of my own for at least 3 weeks.


      We lost almost everything. I thankfully kept my PC on my computer desk, which avoided the flood (I have yet to test if the moisture in the air has ruined it) so not everything is lost, but almost everything.


      Please keep us in your prayers (especially since Becca could be seeing tornadoes in the coming days...) and if you would like to help with our recovery, please check out our GoFundMe page


      Thank you.

    • conrad500

      RIP Monty

      1 year ago

      Monty Oum was a huge inspiration to me. He was a great guy with a great mind and infinite potential.

      And I've done nothing with his inspiration... I hope I can one day match his drive in any of my pursuits.

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    • conrad500

      Selling PAX South Weekend Pass

      1 year ago

      I will not be going to PAX South sadly, but I was able to snag a weekend pass, so it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. I'll take the best offer I can get for them, but I'd like to remake my $80 back at least (More would surely help my financial situation though!)

    • conrad500

      Done...

      1 year ago

      Good run for such a messed up schedule. Thanks for anyone who tuned in!

    • conrad500

      Almost there...

      1 year ago

      4 hours left... 40% of my goal raised...

      I'm more awake now than I have been, but my mind is going... WOOO! Almost there!

    • conrad500

      I'm quitting the internet

      1 year ago

      In the last podcast they mentioned quitting the internet. It sounds like a good idea.

      There is so much more life to live, I think I'll try that for a while.

      Bye for now roosterteeth!

    • conrad500

      D&D Log 2.5

      1 year ago

      Both previous adventures being on the same day, the team needs some time off. They pull up to a town and agree to meet back up Saturday after the city's fishing contest (It was currently around dawn on Monday). Tezet had his own things to take care of and you can't live out of a carriage!

      Thagi and Neph decide to meet up at 4pm after doing some shopping and finding a place to rest for the week. (neph bought a very fancy pitch black cloak/mask)

      They meet at the job posting board and this is what they see:
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      Lured by the promise of gold, Old Man Peterson is their first stop. A child tries to warn them that he's bat shit crazy, but Neph tells he isn't going to take the word of a kid, who then runs off and tells them to fuck off.

      Peterson rushes them inside and locks the door. He fashions them metal hats to ward off the aliens (wraps their horns/spikes too just to make sure) and the two ask him some questions. He informs them that the aliens aren't in his house, but they are in his mind, but they aren't IN his mind, but he keeps the hat so that they can't get in there more. He insults them for asking such stupidly obvious questions and then asks them who they are and why they were there. They decide to leave. (they keep the hats)

      They decide to check out Farmer Thomson. They learn his wife is being kept tied up and kept "alive" by some wards and spells the priest cast for him, but nobody was powerful enough to return her to her original form, so he has been trying to get adventures to help him. They learn that he is a farmer in his mid to late 30's and that she is a young blonde around her mid to early 20's. She went out 10 days or so ago and was missing until an angry mob found a zombie that turned out to be her a few days ago. Without much information to go on, they decide to check out another job.

      They head to Lance the Necromancer's place. He has his own "manor" (some would call it a lair by how it looks) equipped with its own graveyard in the front. (Lance provides free funeral services for the town)
      They are greeted by a zombie butler. They tell him they're here for the job and Lance uses the zombie to tell them to come inside.

      They meet lance, a generic Necromancer looking guy who apparently throws the best Halloween parties. He explains the nature of his powers: one of his thralls obedience hadn't been renewed when it escaped. After some talking they learn that no respectable healers will live in a town with a well respected necromancer (the racists) and that he's the only one who can bring back loved ones for those who are truly desperate. He also uses the dead as city guards in dire need (which is one reason people love him. The other being his kickass halloween parties). Lacking any leads, they decide to check out another job.

      They go to Professor Oaken's lab and are greeted by an eccentric old man. They tell him they're there for the job and he rushes back to the lab; they follow. "Before you start your journey, I must know... are you a boy or a girl?" They have a feeling it will be just easier to entertain his questioning and do so. "What is your name?" he asks. Neph tells him the truth, but Thagi decides to use a fake name and tells him that it's "Red". He shows them his invention! A magical paper that will send him everything they write on it. They are to discover new creatures, record their size, appearance, location, cultural information, etc. and write it on the paper. Once done the paper would go blank and whatever they had drawn would appear in his encyclopedia of creatures, he calles his CreatureDex!

      Now with that out of the way, he offers them an elemental. Neph and Red choose a fire elemental, which was good since it was the only one left! Apparently his grandson... "I can't seem to remember his name... Do you perhaps know it?" Red suggested "Asshat" which offended Oaken very much. They decide to leave him unnamed... His grandson had taken a water elemental with him and some 11 year old children had taken the earth elemental.
      Neph asks if he can nickname the elemental. Oaken thinks it's a wonderful idea. So, he's made of fire, so his name should have char in it. Also, we know he doesn't have a gender, but Neph wanted to think of him as one. "Charman! What a great nickname!" says oak. But neph wasn't done. "It's a brand new elemental. He probably doesn't have much experience, he'd kind of dumb, so let's add der to his name. "Yes!" exclaimed Oaken, "Dercharman! It's a great nickname!" And thus, Dercharman was named. Oaken ushered them out and wished them good luck on their adventure!

      After reaching the town center, the elemental starts acting weird. Neph tell Dercharman not to flare up so much. They roll for initiative. Unarmed, Thagi decides to run away, Neph tries to use the fountain to splash water on it, but slips and falls out of the fountain and onto the ground. The elemental attacks! They both avoid any serious damage, but their magical papers were destroyed by the flames!

      Out of nowhere, Oaken summons a storm cloud to smite the elemental. He didn't know the elemental had to stay a certain range from the caster! His grandson is fine, being that he's also a wizard, but... He "fires" the two stating that being unable to beat such a weak elemental was proof they weren't up for the job and runs off towards the spot his tracking spell located another of his CreatureDex pages... (those poor kids)

      Having failed that quest, they go to see if they can help Lady Danarian (which TOTALLY NOBODY noticed was very similar to Danaries JUST FYI *cough*) with her missing totally human baby. They are escorted by guards to Lady Dannie and she tells them how the kobolds stole her precious baby boy from her! She was very flustered and eager to get their help. FOR SOME REASON the two are wondering if the "baby" in question is actually a dragon egg (WHICH IT TOTALLY ISN'T) but she just continues to call it her precious baby boy. Cont.

    • conrad500

      D&D Log 2

      1 year ago

      NIGHT ADVENTURE!

      So the three adventurers, Tezet (me), Thagi (bec), and Neph (Justin) decide to raid a bandit hideout at night!

      After a nice long rest, the adventurers stop near a town under constant harassment from a gang of bandits that makes its home in the hills and high grass. Tezet got a tip off of where their base might be, but it was still too well hidden to be certain.

      The adventures decide to let our sneaky rogue (who actually could sneak this time!) scout the tall grass since there was no way of seeing very far in any direction.

      Neph catches a halfling guard sneaking towards his (loud) dragon companion! He works fast and slits his throat from behind. They find a map to the entrance and sneak a peek inside the cave.

      One guard is not paying attention as he is setting up a pit fall trap (unbeknownst to the adventurers) and finds himself faced with three enemies who slay him almost instantly before he could raise any alarm.

      They found a map with trap locations on it, so they were able to proceed with caution.

      Neph showed the team that he was a lot better with sneaking than he was at disarming traps as he failed to disarm the two blocking their path (but at least he didn't trigger them!).

      No way around it, they leaped the pit trap, throwing away any stealth for a all out attack on a second halfling thief. He was able to sound the alarm and tried to escape towards a human ally, but was put to death soon after receiving reinforcement. (Neph didn't make the jump and fell in the hole, but he landed gracefully at least!)

      The human bandit, taking a critical wound to his shoulder, seemed to flee into a solid dirt wall! The team was too busy to investigate as the rest of the guards from above had come down to check out the commotion.

      The guards were dispatched easily enough and the team examined the wall with very few results. Tezet figured it was some sort of illusion or barrier and knocking it down would be the best course of action.

      Thagi whacks the wall, shattering a large section of it, only to be met with a barrage from two human bandits waiting in ambush.

      Thagi was pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect for one of them to escape through a SECOND enchanted wall. The second bandit wasn't stupid (I guess the other one wasn't either, but he was dazed) so instead of just running through he tried to disable the trap he knew to be on the other side. Neph and Thagi both tried to move him and failed and critically failed respectively, landing Thagi lying on her face.

      The WIZARD saved the day when he GRABBED the bandit and the team were able to subdue him after a few more rounds of his running away. He let them know the escaped bandit had the key to their chest, so they left him tied up and went to get the key.

      They found the other bandit unconscious in a pit trap on the other side of the now dispelled wall. Thagi spat on him, then went down to throw him out, resulting in her slamming him into the wall of the pit instead. After intimidating him into cooperation, they find out the location of a secret wall safe and decide to bring him to make sure it wasn't a trap.

      They get to the wall safe, he unlocks it, but that wasn't good enough. The team makes him open the safe. As he does, he dodges out of the way and a dire rat runs right at Neph! After a short battle they kill the bandit bastard, loot the safe, and head back home.

      Quite a few magical items were found, but Tezet let Neph keep the magic armor and dagger as they were mundane and of no use to him.

      Failing to solve ANY of the skill challenges themselves, the team is still at level 1... They are much closer than they were before, but this seems to be the start of a very long journey!

  • Comments (127)

    • Aoina InvScreen

      1 year ago

      I hope you're doing well and that things are goin' your way. Look forward to meeting you SOMEDAY at RTX. smiley12.gif

    • phoniexape12

      1 year ago

      Happy feutured user day,sorry you quitted the interwebs

    • Bellzebob

      1 year ago

      Congrats on being Featured User! I hope you're enjoying life outside of the internet!

    • MadsChap

      1 year ago

      Congrats, man! Happy FU Day!
      Too bad you quit the Internet

    • Kiwi OCC Time Lord

      1 year ago

      You quit the internet and then become Featured User! Congrats!

    • IndiaRT28

      1 year ago

      Congratulations on earning the Achievement: "Featured User"! smiley1.gif

    • SugaRaven

      1 year ago

      My man, the FU. <3 congrats baby. I'll celebrate with you after work. ;)

    • CodeXANA Jackson

      1 year ago

      Featured user eh? We meet again Conrad... The Blubberhood lives on. ;P

    • Laurenz

      1 year ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley1.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Amania

      1 year ago

      It's funny that one week after you said said that you were leaving the internet, you got Featured User.

      Congrats!

    • ytrahne Guardian x5

      1 year ago

      Happy FU day!!!!

    • Evelin

      1 year ago

      *bleep bloop*Congrats on getting the Featured User Achieveable of the Day Conrad!

    • JakeHCoker

      1 year ago

      Congrats on FU man! You deserve it!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      1 year ago

      Merry featured user day!

    • DanielJacobs

      1 year ago

      Well.. I love watching roosterteeth and all of the stuff they do like AH, RvB, and their podcast, so yeah smiley7.gif . My favorite production is probably their podcasts smiley0.gif

    • supertits

      1 year ago

      I totally did not realize you friend requested me! Thanks so much, guardian friendship!

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    • DaveRoberts

      1 year ago

      hey man how's things? are you on XBL?? let's play sometime :) add my GT: YoungDave89

      be good to catch up! heyo!!

      • conrad500

        1 year ago

        Nope! I gave up on xbox. I'm on steam though, Conrad500

    • Austin3499

      1 year ago

      Sorry. The FR was just random.

    • Eliworks

      1 year ago

      Thanks man, I'm really impressed how friendly this community is towards one another.
      Awesome prifile pic by the way!

    • Maiu

      1 year ago

      Conrad. Conrad. Hi. Conrad. Hey. Hi. I'm home!

    • DaveRoberts

      1 year ago

      @conrad500 is the man!!! Heart you dude

    • Kiwi OCC Time Lord

      1 year ago

      How were we not friends?! Oh well, problem solved!

      • Kiwi OCC Time Lord

        1 year ago

        Yeah, like organizing by groups we're involved in together, or by how long we've been friends, or a separate part for cast/crew/admin/mod that doesn't show up on the traditional friends list...

      • conrad500

        1 year ago

        Hope it's in new site 2.0 *cough* @adam *cough*

      • Kiwi OCC Time Lord

        1 year ago

        I think I've done that with a lot of people! I wish I had a way to organize my friends list!

      • conrad500

        1 year ago

        We see eachother so much on here I think we just assumed we were xD

    • Maiu

      1 year ago

      Conrad

      Conrad

      Hi

      Hey

      Conrad

      Hi Conrad

      Hey

      Hi

      Hey



      I changed my flight to a later time so I should be able to ride back with you if that's okay

      Okay?

      Conrad

      Hi

      • conrad500

        1 year ago

        More than enough

      • Maiu

        1 year ago

        yep! thurs 4:40 and my return flight is at 5:20p on Monday, if that's enough time

      • conrad500

        1 year ago

        Sounds good! We leave thursday and return monday?

    • kevco1221

      2 years ago

      Not a cool kill, man. I knew I couldn't trust you.

      • kevco1221

        2 years ago

        trust me I was trying. If I didn't have to go find my friend, you never would've found me haha.

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        Trust Nobody

    • phoniexape12

      2 years ago

      Check your request!

    • Wolfman2102

      2 years ago

      hey dude its my first time on this and new fan. I started watching all rooster teeth and achievement hunter vid 3 weeks ago and love them and happy for them to have a job just to play games and talk about games and no projects. never gone to a convention but that be awesome. at rtx if I said it right what do they do every year. also I seen they have a lot of channels of cool vids that's amazing. if u can help me to get a better idea how to get more involved with this community(cant spell) that be awesome

      • Wolfman2102

        2 years ago

        kool

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        youtube man. It's a convention, if you've never been to one I can't really tell you what it's like. Go with friends or meet some people to go with for the most fun. Youtube will show you a lot of the stuff that happened, but you will have to wait in a LOT of lines to get into anything.

        It's a fun convention, but some people hate conventions.

      • Wolfman2102

        2 years ago

        ok sounds awesome I will look into I seen rtx wats its like there wat can u do

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        roosterteeth.com/sponsor/

        not required at all but its nice!

      • Wolfman2102

        2 years ago

        wat does sponsor do

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        1. Join groups
        2. Use forums
        3. RT Community Day
        4. roosterteeth.com/members/?s=everyone comment on people's journals!
        5. Make your own journals!
        6. Make AH Community videos or any other videos you can think of
        7. Make and share arts!
        8. Use tumblr? post, reblog, etc. on there, the #roosterteeth tag is very popular
        9. Become a sponsor! Watch live videos, use the chat rooms, lots more!
        10. Have fun! As long as you enjoy your time here you're adding to the community more than enough!

    • ashleyy42

      2 years ago

      I'm so sorry I sent you a request without looking at your bio. Please ignore it, my mistake

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        People send a comment like if they've offended me or something xD

        I don't believe anyone should get angry over a friend request. They get in the way , sure, but that's only if you're super popular.

        I just like to reserve my friend feed for people I know and follow for a reason. I often brows the "Everybody" feed and usually comment more on there than I do on my friends' feeds!

        I quit using twitter because I follow so many people I can't keep up and it just makes me sad that I'm missing stuff even if I try, so I just don't try! I don't want that to happen here.

        So thank you for the request, you shouldn't feel worried about sending them to people, even if they say don't do it! Just realize that it probably won't be accepted :P

    • DragonLAX

      2 years ago

      Sorry for sending a friend request, if I saw your profile description I wouldn't have. I simple sent you a friend request for I liked your Journal entries, once again I am sorry.

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        It's no problem! Did I sound upset? I send that to people who know me too sometimes, I just have a bad memory with people I've just met or only met for a short while, so I always just ask how they know me, because if they're like, "dude, we just played a game for 5 hours yesterday" then I know who they are! (real example btw)

    • STA123

      2 years ago

      Hey man I just found you in the sponsor conversation. And im new to this so i just added a lot of random people.

      Who did you find me.? smiley8.gifsmiley3.gif

    • VinnieA

      2 years ago

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    • MoofMurphy

      2 years ago

      Because why not lol.

      Nice try with the killing everyone. You failed to kill me though

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        yes, yes i did! I didn't want my name to show as the killer
        and it never has
        BWAHAHAHAH!

    • Moeparker Ghost

      2 years ago

      WELL SHIT. I should've stayed in the cave and been safe. But no, I left and got killed.

      Enjoy the chest of....dirt and a single feather I left in the cave!

      • Moeparker Ghost

        2 years ago

        LOL. I was expecting to die so soon. It was so tense. I was digging and saw a bar for a name and was all OH...oh. I was expecting you to dig the floor out from under me, I fall down into your hallway, and you kill me.

        but people need to fight so that others can join the server. You gota thin the herd!!!

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        NOOOO! I was going to kill you. I killed a lot of people, glad i didnt kill you, i was sad to see you die

      • Moeparker Ghost

        2 years ago

        the chat goes by so fast I miss the text. I need a bigger chat window or the ability to scroll up

      • Moeparker Ghost

        2 years ago

        I can't change my username, so CosplayEngineer is what it is. I was going to type but I figured what the hell, non verbal!

        Then I went outside and a zombie with a sword killed me, and a skeleton was there too.

        I gota play again, that was FUN!

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU

    • squeezycheez

      2 years ago

      thanks maaaaaan!
      it was an ok day lol, hopefully your went great as well!

    • CeeRoge

      2 years ago

      Thanks! smiley0.gif And hahaha was that in one of the chats I presume? God dammit

    • caboozel

      2 years ago

      Super random coincidence. I tweeted at you once haha. Now we are friends...

      twitter.com/Caboozei/status/3490562569143...

    • Anuthika The Hollow

      2 years ago

      and an oogabooga to you too! =p

    • Anuthika The Hollow

      2 years ago

      A single comment on my journal post made me feel great. thanks man. keep as your sponsor message says "Awesome" =p

      • conrad500

        2 years ago

        np, i Lurk the everybody tab while I'm bored at work, so I get to comment on journals that might not have gotten any comments and make people feel good xD

        And it's entertaining, lots of good peeps on the RT Community!

    • raypertoire

      2 years ago

      hey!! can i please ask you a question, which let's play is your favorite (aside from the minecraft ones)? i was thinking of drawing it for you.

      thank you :D

    • JakeDelia

      2 years ago

      YOU WERE THE GUY AT RTX THAT HAD THE HEADCRAB HAT ON!!!!! I was wondering who that was. Props to you for doing that. xD

    • MrJimbo

      2 years ago

      Hey, thanks!

    • HollowVex Sidekick

      3 years ago

      I haven't really considered selling them yet but thanks for telling me about oracle of seasons, I'll keep an eye out for it.

    • jack1sparrow

      3 years ago

      I don't even know what to do on here anymore.

    • BaghdadBean

      3 years ago

      I just thought I'd say hi, since I see you'll be part of the Registration team!

    • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

      3 years ago

      Oh yeah, I'm chris by the way.

    • yelnocp TNETENNBA

      3 years ago

      Drop me a line if you want to play worms!

    • griffon

      4 years ago

      thanks! i got your email and will reply soon. i'm bad at replying :(

    • spongekiller

      4 years ago

      lol, as soon as i saw the story about the theatre i went to burnies page but nearly everyone beat me to it. ppl on this site work fast!

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      5 years ago

      Well, right about now, I was originally planning to be announcing that tickets for RvB:TX were on sale. Unfortunately, that's not going to be the case. You might have heard that the RT staff has their own event planed for late May. We, the organizers of RvB:TX, don't feel it will be possible to compete with a larger and better organized event, so we're officially canceling our event.

      But all is not lost! We're keeping the group page for two reasons:

      1) RvB:TX will now be a hub for all RT fans in and around Texas. We'll keep people up to date on RT related events in and around Texas, from small meet ups to the RoosterTexas event the staff is planning. If you have not already done so, please watch the group to stay up to date on the news.

      2) We're planning a smaller get together in Austin this winter. It won't be as big as our original plans, but it'll still be a chance for fans to get together and have fun.

      For more details, please see the journal here.

    • chaosdragun

      5 years ago

      Yes, though the 'active' members are people I talk to on LoL more often than here, so it's been very inactive. You play LoL I'm assuming? I wouldn't mind using the group more.

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