crazybitch13

Female
from inside a picnic basket, on the moon.

  • About Me

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    sigs by Cabo0sey (who's 100% awesomesauce =D) <3
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    I'm just a geek, like you, only I have boobs.
    I'm a little gothic and more than a little strange.
    I like music, books, language, games, social science, history and inappropriate jokes. =)
    I'm illegal in 67 countries and may in fact be the 8th deadly sin.

    Msgs lyk dis will be ignored.

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  • Comments (3454)

    • MapleHeist

      4 months ago

      Yup i'm here just finishing up Power Engineering

    • SDVids

      1 year ago

      I know you're still inactive but when you return feel free to answer. How are you doing? What have you been up to since the last time we talked?

    • hyperkid43

      3 years ago

      Helloooooooooooo
      you know ... for the first time in about 2 years ....... (I'm a douche)

    • Tech050

      3 years ago

      I miss seeing your stuff

    • thythythy3

      4 years ago

      I am totally missing your updates... smiley2.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley2.gif

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      How to get away with culling the stupid

      Gather stupid people
      Send them to UK
      Kill them and call it a "post-natal abortion" which is apparently a thing being considered now.

      I never said it was humane...

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Maybe this will make you smile. This woman runs a blog called Violent Acres (the tag line is like you, but with poor impulse control) and it is pretty good. She runs stuff on lots of topics, from how to not be a fat fuck to financial advice which is actually pretty good. The one that made me think of you was this one, however. It seems like the kind of thing you'd write after a particularly unsatisfying date night.

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=3150040

      What kind of industry do they work in?

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Hey, I thought I'd just let you know that last night I was thinking some fun line of thought and you came up. Specifically I was thinking about bringing home a wife to meet my mother, a woman somewhat like you would just produce a great reaction. Just the look of horror on her face from a woman like you saying "hello, mum" made me smile to no end. You specifically? No, you and I have too many big picture differences to work out in a relationship like marriage, but you're a fine basis for things. Though you're too pretty for it, my mother would say "at least she's pretty" and that just won't do.

    • Brad Swatactus

      4 years ago

      Have a Merry Christmas or insert your religion here if you dont celebrate Christmas

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Because you're a grammar nazi like I am...

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    • c0nques7

      4 years ago

      Whats your skype name?

    • c0nques7

      4 years ago

      Nope! Not dead! Just gone for a while!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      4 years ago

      Yes. In fact, after looking through my mountain of clothes I found out I have 3 types of the, Orange, Camo, and Purple.

    • RFree86

      4 years ago

      Sweet i will deff have to check that out! Thanks smiley0.gif

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Hey, I found this pretty interesting. I think you might too. youtu.be/-QI2oJYsjeQ

    • shotgunwhor

      4 years ago

      It's going. I haven't been on here in ages! Thought I'd see how you've been! So how have you been!?

    • cew603

      4 years ago

      Hellloooooo

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

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      You're probably the only one of my friends who can appreciate this.

    • shotgunwhor

      4 years ago

      helloooo

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      I hope you're sleeping well. I can't help but think of you about this because I have been up for far too long all weekend. I've been running on too little sleep and I can't help but think if this is how you are all the time it must be terrible. Do well on your university assignments.

    • NeoNK1

      4 years ago

      but you are awesomermermerrrrrr... smiley13.gif

    • asami

      4 years ago

      <3 ^_,_^

    • bnmbnm0

      4 years ago

      and lovegasms

    • bnmbnm0

      4 years ago

      do not be sad, my friend. Only happiness is needed now. 8D

    • bnmbnm0

      4 years ago

      you know i never linked those two together untill just now... im not on my A game.

    • ColdRadio

      4 years ago

      I've been doing surprisingly well lately. Sorry to hear about that cheap stunt your boyfriend pulled. How you holding up?

    • Queen_Blades

      4 years ago

      *hugs*
      ....*runs*

    • i_like_me

      4 years ago

      Glad to hear it. smiley0.gif

    • i_like_me

      4 years ago

      Hooray! Thanks for the happy mod! smiley0.gif

      I hope you're doing OK after what's happened.

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      You're right, I don't own a sewing machine. But my mother does, and she hasn't used it in fifteen years or more. I don't think she'd mind if I used it. The problem is I don't know anything about making things with a sewing machine. The most I know is a bit about mending things by hand and hemming pants (and maybe a bit about sewing patches on uniforms from Scouting). I guess you could count the few things with leather working to be creating things, I guess the overall principles aren't that different (only I had to punch the holes with an awl and stitch the linen thread by hand). I'll have to check the internet for advice on this matter. Thinking about it, this isn't a terribly difficult costume and even someone like me should be able to handle it.

      As an aside note I wouldn't ask you to do it for me, I'd commission you. I would have used your facebook page, since that is why you created it, and I would have given you plenty of advance notice (I only found out about this thing a few days ago through the email list that I got on after I went to see EA in concert). What you gave me, a few tips on where to go next, was enough.

      I wish you well on your exams. I know by the time you read this it will be very late, but I wanted to offer you a bad pickup line all the same. So you're menstruating, eh? Wanna find out why they call me Vlad the Impaler?

    • w1ll666

      4 years ago

      whats up? long time no talk

    • bnmbnm0

      4 years ago

      all the zombie dance parties ive been to were swing dances... strike up the big band

    • drythe

      4 years ago

      glad you are just letting me off the hook lol

    • ColdRadio

      4 years ago

      How was the Spank vs. Sin thing?

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      I need your input. Doesn't everyone? Well I've decided that I'd like to go to a halloween concert-ish thing (local bands are acting like big time bands) at a venue in a city not too far away (I'll have to drive an hour and a half) and I need a costume. I've come to the conclusion that I'd be able to pull off Black Mage pretty well. I know, I'm a geek, and it isn't the kind of thing you wear to pick up chicks (I'm not looking for a hook up anyway), but I like the character. I can also use it to double as a costume for an anime convention I'm going to (not an anime guy, but once again I am a geek). The problem is I'm not certain how I'd pull it off. The hat is easy enough, but the robes are going to be tricky. Sure, you can get black robes around this time of year, seeing as how they're part of many costumes, but you can't really dye black robes blue. So this is where you, a person far more knowlegable about costumes and clothing than I, come in. What would you do if you were me in this situation? What are some good options to consider?

      Yeah, I'm a selfish bitch who seems only to come to you when he needs something. I really should find a way to come to you with gifts and good things, since you've been so good to me. It's only fair.

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      You are correct!

    • bnmbnm0

      4 years ago

      no just sleeping

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Well I'd like to think of her before myself. If that makes me whipped, so be it. Consider if the situations were reversed; if you were my wife would you like it if I had given strange women pieces of semi erotic praises that spoke of sweet love (albeit in verbal form)?

      Since that was a very boring statement, I'll spice it up with this picture.
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      You've now seen Stalin with nipple tassels.

    • SgtBuckwheat

      4 years ago

      Your inherent kinkiness is not a problem. The reason I don't lavish you with verbal lovings is because I wouldn't want anyone else privy to those, it seems like a thi8ng best left to privacy and the internet is anything but. Plus, if I ever get married my wife probably would not like it.

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      Certainly better than any I've had in recent memory!

    • Scelestus

      4 years ago

      Love your work

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      I was rollin with it. Quite well I thought. Cause I know how to handle my tools. smiley8.gif
      And I'm now depressed I missed that particular spectacle.

    • zombie_freak

      4 years ago

      I'm happy you enjoyed it. smiley1.gif

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      I know you were. smiley8.gif

    • Patrick Nerf Herder

      4 years ago

      Anytime. It's what i am here for. smiley0.gif

    • Rayblade

      4 years ago

      Oh, cuz we not friends. I think that why you couldn't. I was like "Wait, why is this lady commentin on my-OH' So sorry you had to go through all that just to talk XD

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      Oh how you drive men mad, my dear. lol

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      Flatterer. smiley8.gif

    • WerWolf

      4 years ago

      Oh you know I'd love to be able to make it for all that goodness. But I have supreme confidence that you could win it yourself. Then you don't have to convince me at all to give it to you. =P

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