dan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin and Voice of

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    • Exciting times

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      July is going to be awesome.

      First, 4th of July and a three day weekend.

      Second, I'm headed out to San Jose for a week. I'm sure the meetings will suck, but if I remember corporate culture correctly, people from out of town get to go drink every night.

      and C), I'm skipping my wife's famliy reunion and flying from San Jose to LA to see a great fight card. Possibly one of the greatest.

      Also, it's 10am on a Thursday and I'm not wearing pants. And even if I had to put on pants, I wouldn't even know where to begin looking. I think I'll have a margarita.

    • Music is my ex-girlfriend

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      So, I took my wife to see one of her favorite bands, the Cure, last night. She had a great time. The band played for over 3 hours. I had a decent time, I didn't spend my tweeny years being dark and cutting myself, so 3 hours is a long time to spend standing in a very crowded room staring at the backs of people's heads.

      I bought music today and I'm experiencing buyer's remorse. I bought the latest albums by The Bronx and A Wilhelm Scream, based upon my love of their previous efforts, but I found both to be lacking. If only all albums could sound like Sense Field's Building album. I've been telling Jason for years that once his band started ripping off Sense Field, I'd be up front for every show.

      My iTunes library has to be the most retarded on earth. Last 5 bands played by the party shuffle:
      Madball
      Bob Dylan
      Blind Guardian
      Saves the Day
      and the Team America theme song.

      If an actual party were occurring, people would be leaving... Fuck yeah!

      Edit: One last music note.
      NOFX's backstage passport show on FUSE is awesome.

    • eat a bag of dicks, T9

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      T9 sucks. When text messaging, I have to switch to manual mode to type in commonly used words like "shit", "fuck", "crap", "cuntpunch", etc. But "words" like "cul8r" and "fwiw" are a part of the standard dictionary.

      I think internet culture has progressed enough that anyone writing anything like: "omg, i c u r kewl. roflmao" is immediately dismissed as a moron.

      I'd rather be vulgar than an idiot any day of the week.

      In other news, MMA will have its first live event on CBS Saturday night. I believe Kimbo vs Thompson will have a striking resemblance to Thompson's last fight: (note Brett Rogers, the guy KOing Thompson will also be on the card)
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      But it's not meant to be fair, really. Kimbo is being trained by Bas Rutten (recently of GTA IV fame) and Thompson learned to fight by watching DVDs.

      EliteXC did a pretty good job in putting this card together, as most of the fighters on the card finish fights or get finished on a regular basis. I think WEC's card on Sunday night has more intriguing, technical match-ups, but the fireworks will be on Saturday night.

      Enjoy your weekend of beatings!

    • hey, check out this

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      lobster baby

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    • Did you know?

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      Did you know that the "abuse of a corpse" misdemeanor charge covers a broad range of offenses from the mundane "treating a gravesite offensively" to Digging up a grave, decapitating the corpse and then using the head for a bong?

    • Harold & Kumar 2

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      Great movie, a near perfect sequel.*

      If you loved the first movie, you will not be disappointed.
      If you didn't love the first movie, go watch your Epic Movie or Wild Hogs DVDs, because you fucking suck.


      * My review might be slightly inflated due to an error in our beer order, as we received "pitchers" instead of "pints".

    • Juno, a movie review:

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      If a 16 year old tries to tell me that their favorite band is Iggy and the Stooges, I'm punching him/her in the fucking face.

      FIN

    • Gotta get me some!

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      This video reaffirms that death is sometimes slow and painfully embarrassing.

    • The end is nigh

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      I just googled 'soiled underpants vending machine' to validate a point made in conversation.

      Sometimes the internet is just too useful.

    • Fuck you, AT&T

      8 years ago

      dan Site Admin and Voice of

      Go Worldcom yourselves, douche bags.

      Helpful tip: If you have AT&T DSL and decide to get rid of the unnecessary land line and go with their 'dry-loop' DSL service, you won't be able to login to their website or pay your bill through any of their automated systems ever again. Neat, huh?

      I have to find a new ISP now.

      Thanks to everybody who jammed with us last night on JengaJam.

  • About Me

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    I love stabbing and this

    No, we cannot be friends. No, you cannot have my award.
    Why?
    Because I am a jerk.

  • Comments (5184)

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

      Dan - any chance you'll be at RTX this year? I want to get you to sign my season 1 shirt.

    • Ethan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Graphic Designer

      1 year ago

      I hear the same thing.... these rumors can't be substantiated without significant testing, and snacks...like some chips and guac, or bean dip.

    • Eleventy11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I heard you don't give your award out easily... Is this true?

    • PJSantillo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Hey Dan,
      I was wondering if you'd be at RTX 2014. I just won a piece of Donut artwork at the Sidequest Charity Auction and I'd love to get it signed while I'm down here.

    • HOWtwoROCK

      3 years ago

      Are you the Dan that makes roosterteeth shirts?

    • Christian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      hello Dan, I was very curios how one might acquire your award. If you give it out of course.

      • Christian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        is mine really still up...wow

      • DanGodwin

        2 years ago

        Hahaha rewards are funny.

      • Matty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Student

        3 years ago

        Haha, well at least you know now.

      • Christian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        agreed, it was 2 months ago, when i was foolish

      • Matty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Student

        3 years ago

        Asking such a question lessens the chances of getting one.

    • Ugly_27

      3 years ago

      How comes we know so little about you? You've been at RT for 10 years now, you've only been on 1 podcast!
      Why?

      • Ugly_27

        2 years ago

        Yeah, the feds will latch on to you if you're not careful.

      • DanGodwin

        2 years ago

        must protect image

    • XTRUENINJA98

      3 years ago

      Have you started voice recording for season 11 of RvB yet?

    • HellZKinG

      3 years ago

      I just wanted to express how RvB was amazing from the first episode, but when your's and joel's characters introduced It became the funniest thing on the internet, and by season 6 the greatest plot on the Internet. Your presence in the company has dwindled over the past couple years which is heart breaking as you really truly are one of the funniest people on the funniest web series on the planet. I don't want your award or for you to add me as a friend. I just want to laugh a little harder, and in the same way as the collective american public views anyone in entertainment we want you to dance monkey.

    • Terufe

      3 years ago

      #dantheman

      • Kilnarn

        3 years ago

        Wrong Dan.

    • Agent_Iowa_HannahHeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Look its you! 8D Donut! aodsalice.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5rnbgt

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      3 years ago

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      Merry Christmas from Monopoly_J
      I hope the Holiday finds you doing well.

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    • killstat

      4 years ago

      Man the quiet part of red vs blue i remember a OLD podcast you were on the site misses you good sir i know your a busy man and all but we want DAN back.

    • black_winter

      4 years ago

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      Dead Donut 2012

    • JoeSway

      4 years ago

      Last signed in 1 YEAR AGO??!??! Waaaaahhhh...

    • RvBTex66

      4 years ago

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      figured you might like this...

    • Prodick

      4 years ago

      Where the fuck have you been dan

    • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

      4 years ago

      you know whats cool? you and me have the same first name :)

    • almosteasy

      4 years ago

      good i didint want your award anyway and you really are a jerk.

    • Cynicmatic

      4 years ago

      is Dan dead? he hasn't been on in ages

      • Prodick

        4 years ago

        Hahaha

      • Cynicmatic

        4 years ago

        I hope his son didn't kill him them if he had one

      • Prodick

        4 years ago

        if he is I'll be really sad

      • MightyEfase FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        No, he just had a son. Actually, thats pretty much the same thing.

    • Zuria

      4 years ago

      Happy belated birthday!

    • popsamite

      4 years ago

      I give up

    • popsamite

      4 years ago

      No! Not again

    • popsamite

      4 years ago

      Sorry accidental double post

    • popsamite

      4 years ago

      Be sure not to pull your hammies
      Nobody would help you streatch

      Also rt Dan is dead

    • Dark_Cthulhu

      4 years ago

      Thumbs up to you and all you are doing. That is all.

    • D34DP00L546

      4 years ago

      Happy Rooster Teeth Anniversary Dan!

    • Bradel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hi Dan, I'm just asking if you could tell me how to get your Staff Award because I've seen a lot of people with them and I was just wondering if you could tell me how because I've and I would be really grateful If you could tell me or give it to me.

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      4 years ago

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      I just want to take this time to wish you a very Merry Christmas!

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      The Reason for the Season!

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    • Zeke

      4 years ago

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      Merry Christmas RT Staff!

    • conmars

      4 years ago

      You want to give me your cheese.

    • D34DP00L546

      5 years ago

      Did you know: a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes, a pregnant goldfish is called a twit, a whale's penis is called a dork, a toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans, in England, in the 1880's, "Pants" were considered a dirty word, in England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak, Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson.", you blink over 20,000,000 times a year, Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 4 more Interesting Facts check my page!

    • vivalajady Lets Player

      5 years ago

      dan come back online we all miss you

    • keeleynicole

      5 years ago

      Happy thanksgiving! I know your not on a lot but have a good day! smiley1.gif

    • carymoore

      5 years ago

      Ya, the new Donut is lame.... ok.. maybe Dan is no longer around but Donut's character needs to be a little more 'flamer' yet subtle... like the Donut we know...

    • BleedingUranium I honestly don't care.

      5 years ago

      Hasn't been online in four months, and Donut's voice sounds different... what happened to Dan?

    • IzaHova

      5 years ago

      My apology to RT

    • DBKoopa166 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Did something happen to him?

    • Lemmy7003

      5 years ago

      Guys, I don't think Dan is going to be seeing any of your comments any time soon...

    • Rabska

      5 years ago

      I think you should be in a RT Short!!! are you full time at roosterteeth? or do you pretty much just voice Donut?

    • dobbleodonut

      5 years ago

      i love your character you do a really good voice to donut

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      5 years ago

      Hi. Haven't seen you before.
      What do you do for RT?

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        5 years ago

        Alright, whatevs.
        Neg me for asking a valid question that wasn't sucking up two months ago.
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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        5 years ago

        oh okay, cool. Thanks.

        Great work, Dan :)

      • JZPotter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        He's Donut in Red vs. Blue.

    • Costacoffee

      5 years ago

      dan is the man !!!!!!!!

    • zong96

      5 years ago

      We have the same last name Godwin :D

    • ButterToast1

      5 years ago

      haha I made a new gamertag and (Pink Donut) was not taken.

    • renjidfb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Dan I want to do something special for bungie since there leaving and it would be really cool if you guys came I want to take a picture in halo reach with a ton of players and words above that say (we'll miss you bungie) the more people the better if you support bungie you will be there my gamer tag is tereall I hope to see you there for more info just send a message over xbox live

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

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      It was an absolute pleasure to finally meet you. smiley13.gif

    • sean_r_oneil

      5 years ago

      Hey Dan, why are you like never on? I have never seen you on the site.

    • Lemmy7003

      5 years ago

      Heh, looks like Dan has been on recently...

    • Landon

      5 years ago

      Great to finally meet you at RTX!
      I thanked you in my closeout journal as well!

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