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      Exciting times

      7 years ago

      July is going to be awesome.

      First, 4th of July and a three day weekend.

      Second, I'm headed out to San Jose for a week. I'm sure the meetings will suck, but if I remember corporate culture correctly, people from out of town get to go drink every night.

      and C), I'm skipping my wife's famliy reunion and flying from San Jose to LA to see a great fight card. Possibly one of the greatest.

      Also, it's 10am on a Thursday and I'm not wearing pants. And even if I had to put on pants, I wouldn't even know where to begin looking. I think I'll have a margarita.

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      Music is my ex-girlfriend

      7 years ago

      So, I took my wife to see one of her favorite bands, the Cure, last night. She had a great time. The band played for over 3 hours. I had a decent time, I didn't spend my tweeny years being dark and cutting myself, so 3 hours is a long time to spend standing in a very crowded room staring at the backs of people's heads.

      I bought music today and I'm experiencing buyer's remorse. I bought the latest albums by The Bronx and A Wilhelm Scream, based upon my love of their previous efforts, but I found both to be lacking. If only all albums could sound like Sense Field's Building album. I've been telling Jason for years that once his band started ripping off Sense Field, I'd be up front for every show.

      My iTunes library has to be the most retarded on earth. Last 5 bands played by the party shuffle:
      Madball
      Bob Dylan
      Blind Guardian
      Saves the Day
      and the Team America theme song.

      If an actual party were occurring, people would be leaving... Fuck yeah!

      Edit: One last music note.
      NOFX's backstage passport show on FUSE is awesome.

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      eat a bag of dicks, T9

      7 years ago

      T9 sucks. When text messaging, I have to switch to manual mode to type in commonly used words like "shit", "fuck", "crap", "cuntpunch", etc. But "words" like "cul8r" and "fwiw" are a part of the standard dictionary.

      I think internet culture has progressed enough that anyone writing anything like: "omg, i c u r kewl. roflmao" is immediately dismissed as a moron.

      I'd rather be vulgar than an idiot any day of the week.

      In other news, MMA will have its first live event on CBS Saturday night. I believe Kimbo vs Thompson will have a striking resemblance to Thompson's last fight: (note Brett Rogers, the guy KOing Thompson will also be on the card)
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      But it's not meant to be fair, really. Kimbo is being trained by Bas Rutten (recently of GTA IV fame) and Thompson learned to fight by watching DVDs.

      EliteXC did a pretty good job in putting this card together, as most of the fighters on the card finish fights or get finished on a regular basis. I think WEC's card on Sunday night has more intriguing, technical match-ups, but the fireworks will be on Saturday night.

      Enjoy your weekend of beatings!

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      hey, check out this

      7 years ago

      lobster baby

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      Did you know?

      7 years ago

      Did you know that the "abuse of a corpse" misdemeanor charge covers a broad range of offenses from the mundane "treating a gravesite offensively" to Digging up a grave, decapitating the corpse and then using the head for a bong?

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      Harold & Kumar 2

      7 years ago

      Great movie, a near perfect sequel.*

      If you loved the first movie, you will not be disappointed.
      If you didn't love the first movie, go watch your Epic Movie or Wild Hogs DVDs, because you fucking suck.


      * My review might be slightly inflated due to an error in our beer order, as we received "pitchers" instead of "pints".

    • dan Site Admin and Voice of

      Juno, a movie review:

      7 years ago

      If a 16 year old tries to tell me that their favorite band is Iggy and the Stooges, I'm punching him/her in the fucking face.

      FIN

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      Gotta get me some!

      7 years ago

      This video reaffirms that death is sometimes slow and painfully embarrassing.

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      The end is nigh

      7 years ago

      I just googled 'soiled underpants vending machine' to validate a point made in conversation.

      Sometimes the internet is just too useful.

    • dan Site Admin and Voice of

      Fuck you, AT&T

      7 years ago

      Go Worldcom yourselves, douche bags.

      Helpful tip: If you have AT&T DSL and decide to get rid of the unnecessary land line and go with their 'dry-loop' DSL service, you won't be able to login to their website or pay your bill through any of their automated systems ever again. Neat, huh?

      I have to find a new ISP now.

      Thanks to everybody who jammed with us last night on JengaJam.

  • About Me

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    No, we cannot be friends. No, you cannot have my award.
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  • Comments (5226)

    • Ethan

      Ethan Graphic Designer

      1 month ago

      Dan - any chance you'll be at RTX this year? I want to get you to sign my season 1 shirt.

    • Ethan

      Ethan Graphic Designer

      2 months ago

      I hear the same thing.... these rumors can't be substantiated without significant testing, and snacks...like some chips and guac, or bean dip.

    • Eleventy11

      Eleventy11

      1 year ago

      I heard you don't give your award out easily... Is this true?

    • PJSantillo

      PJSantillo

      1 year ago

      Hey Dan,
      I was wondering if you'd be at RTX 2014. I just won a piece of Donut artwork at the Sidequest Charity Auction and I'd love to get it signed while I'm down here.

    • HOWtwoROCK

      HOWtwoROCK RT killed my comments

      1 year ago

      Are you the Dan that makes roosterteeth shirts?

    • Christian

      Christian

      2 years ago

      hello Dan, I was very curios how one might acquire your award. If you give it out of course.

      • Christian

        Christian

        1 year ago

        is mine really still up...wow

      • DanGodwin

        DanGodwin

        1 year ago

        Hahaha rewards are funny.

      • Matty

        Matty The Destroyer

        1 year ago

        Haha, well at least you know now.

      • Christian

        Christian

        1 year ago

        agreed, it was 2 months ago, when i was foolish

      • Matty

        Matty The Destroyer

        1 year ago

        Asking such a question lessens the chances of getting one.

    • Ugly_27

      Ugly_27

      2 years ago

      How comes we know so little about you? You've been at RT for 10 years now, you've only been on 1 podcast!
      Why?

      • Ugly_27

        Ugly_27

        1 year ago

        Yeah, the feds will latch on to you if you're not careful.

      • DanGodwin

        DanGodwin

        1 year ago

        must protect image

    • XTRUENINJA98

      XTRUENINJA98

      2 years ago

      Have you started voice recording for season 11 of RvB yet?

    • HellZKinG

      HellZKinG

      2 years ago

      I just wanted to express how RvB was amazing from the first episode, but when your's and joel's characters introduced It became the funniest thing on the internet, and by season 6 the greatest plot on the Internet. Your presence in the company has dwindled over the past couple years which is heart breaking as you really truly are one of the funniest people on the funniest web series on the planet. I don't want your award or for you to add me as a friend. I just want to laugh a little harder, and in the same way as the collective american public views anyone in entertainment we want you to dance monkey.

    • Terufe

      Terufe

      2 years ago

      #dantheman

      • Kilnarn

        Kilnarn

        2 years ago

        Wrong Dan.