darnclem King of Dongs

35 years old
Male
from Oklahoma City, OK

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    • OboeCrazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

      2 years ago

      May your birthday be filled with friends, family, fun, and plenty of CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

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      Miss you and can't wait to share hugs and beers at RTX!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        2 years ago

        Thanks!

    • BostonPoke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Happy Warm Fuzzies Day!

    • Aoina

      2 years ago

      I hope you've a wonderful day and I miss seeing all the crazy updates from you but am so glad to have known you for..Wow..What..Ten years now? Hoo dang. KEEP ON ROCKING. smiley12.gif

    • bobomonkey

      3 years ago

      BACON

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        YES PLEASE

    • radar_love

      3 years ago

      <3 <3 <3 <3

      he looks happy which makes me so so happy

      smoosh his face wrinkles for me

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        deal

        <3

    • MaryFairy Barely here...

      3 years ago

      GERMANY!!!

      (I miss you)

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        :D

        Added you on skype.

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        sorry if I am making a nuisance of myself, you are welcome to say, "Fuck off, Mary!"

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Skype = mary-annsmith

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Not a bad idea! Now...just to find a damn job that pays enough so I can at least fly to Austin!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        The ceremony can be next RTX smiley8.gif

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Wait, should I seriously be looking into the legalities and process? smiley0.gifsmiley6.gif

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Well, you do that, I have no idea where to begin.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        I'll get the prenup going. ;)

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Alright!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        Alright let's do this.

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Well, accepted

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        LOL

        Yup, scared the crap out of me. Nah, I just can't really get on the site during the day because of work. Of all possible green card marriage proposals I've ever made, that one was the most serious. smiley8.gif

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        sorry if that scared you. I was just saying and not holding you to anything! smiley0.gif

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        Don't joke...I would do it.

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        Okay green card marriage it is. smiley12.gif

      • MaryFairy Barely here...

        3 years ago

        I can't give you any good news, I'm afraid. I am as sick as a dog and cracked the shit out of my phone's screen and things back here at home are just not good at all. I'm keeping my chin up and trying to just jump straight into finding a job.

        Yeah...that was a terribly sad message. I'm alive and really hoping for the best. I hope all is well with you!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        HELL YEAH!

        (and the feeling is mutual)

        How you doing since you got home?

    • clubbed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meh

      3 years ago

      darnclem...?

      • clubbed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meh

        3 years ago

        I don't get around as much as I used to.

        I'm currently in my "hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold" stage...

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        been like that for a while now :D

    • masterdenae

      3 years ago

      Hey, I used to know you.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        awesome sauce

      • masterdenae

        3 years ago

        It's the year 2369 and we're all robots.

        Sup and life is ok. Kiddo is too.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        WHAT YEAR IS THIS!?!?

        Also, sup. How's life and the kiddo?

      • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        3 years ago

        Now you're just somebody that I used to know.

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      3 years ago

      www.humblebundle.com/store/p/fistofawesome_storefr...

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      3 years ago

      THANKS CLEM!!!

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      3 years ago

      Happy bearday!



      I hope you find a cake in there.

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      3 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiJWCJc4Oec

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      3 years ago

      It's February so I feel compelled to tell you I an in love with your beard. And I really enjoyed that video you starred in at the Glibshark panel last RTX. I'm hoping we can hang out more at the next RTX! We've been friends for soooooooooo long. Super awesome.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        3 years ago

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        B MIEN?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        aww you're sweet. smiley0.gif

    • jeckon

      4 years ago

      rawforbeauty.com/blog/beards-keep-you-young-he... thought this might interest you.

      Post edited 11/28/13 10:26AM

    • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

      4 years ago

      can I pet your beard?

      • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

        4 years ago

        I meant no disrespect in aforementioned creepy comment *bows*

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        thanks

      • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

        4 years ago

        it's an amazing beard. My beard wants to be that beard when it grows up

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        That got creepy quick.

    • NinjaManatee

      4 years ago

      So fitting

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        XD

      • NinjaManatee

        4 years ago

        Sheesh give me a heart attack why don't you?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        ...j/k

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I shaved

    • Linh Fade Out

      4 years ago

      saw this article and thought of you and your beard

      Beard

      • Linh Fade Out

        4 years ago

        Write up a journal!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        Hmmm, I think I can pull these off bigger...I may be taking some pictures soon.

    • jcmg913

      4 years ago

      I love your David Tennant gif!

      • jcmg913

        4 years ago

        It seriously is. I love doctor who! :-)

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        intensedavidtennant.gif

        it's pretty much the best gif ever.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      I've pretty much decided that the electrician dude on Orange Is the New Black is you.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        The beard is certainly more epic.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I'm more attractive.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        www.imdb.com/name/nm1835614/resumephotos

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I need to watch this show.

    • NinjaManatee

      4 years ago

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        BAHAHAHAHA

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      4 years ago

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        Yours are the best, and only partly because I got them for you. Mostly dinosaur.

    • FintonTanner

      4 years ago

      im Friending you

    • edwin

      4 years ago

      Leaving a comment even though I'm pretty sure you know who the hell I am.

      I've been wrong before.

      • edwin

        4 years ago

        Right.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        You're that guy with a penis for a nose, right?

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      I am apparently really unobservant.

      • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DungeonDru

        4 years ago

        It would seem I am, too.

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      4 years ago

      For you

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        How sweet.

    • swooper74

      4 years ago

      OK, how long did it take me to realize you'd changed your screen name?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        nope, this is really the only place that still allows me to be damnclem, so I just changed it to be the same as everywhere else.

      • swooper74

        4 years ago

        OK, so not too bad then, was afraid it was something that had happened months ago and I'd been oblivious to until today.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        it changed like 2 days ago :D

    • NobleSteed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hey, just wanted to say last night was really fun! I definitely look forward to the actual BAR vs Rooster Speak event. My league name is Danhail, figured I'd tell you since my RT name and LoL names are different. I hope during that 3v3 we gave you guys some good stuff to shout cast about.

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      4 years ago

      If you find a small 8GB Sansa MP3 player at your place, please let me know. I may have drop it.

      THANKS!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      4 years ago

      I love you.

      You know what this refers to.

    • NinjaManatee

      4 years ago

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    • OboeCrazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

      4 years ago

      You and your posts are awesome!

    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      4 years ago

      your title made me giggle smiley12.gif

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      4 years ago

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      That is, let's play Minecraft tonight.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        4 years ago

        Sounds good. No kids tonight or tomorrow.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        Dude wtf Rooster Teeth, why do I randomly not get comment alerts? Let's play this weekend.

    • WomanFriday Writer, Wife, Woman

      4 years ago

      Doctor Who STARE.

      • WomanFriday Writer, Wife, Woman

        4 years ago

        I was blinded by adorableness.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

        Best video on youtube.

      • WomanFriday Writer, Wife, Woman

        4 years ago

        Possibly. Maybe. Yes.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        Do I need to post a picture of puppies to break you out of its pull?

        Post edited 2/13/13 9:30AM

      • WomanFriday Writer, Wife, Woman

        4 years ago

        So... intense...

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        OH GOD

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I don't know what you're tal

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    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      4 years ago

      Ok, so I was so saddened by the fact you don't have Xbox Live anymore and that I wouldn't hear your sultry voice that I bought Minecraft for the PC.

      Do you host games or play multiplayer on there?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        i have some mods on the server to make life easier

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        4 years ago

        Should I have mods? I don't have mods.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I guess we'll see how long it takes to find updates to all the mods smiley0.gif

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        4 years ago

        I play a bit. Don't have anything significant done. I'll be up for playing. What time are you thinking?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        you still playing minecraft? I'm going to try to get everything updated tonight.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        i have a server. remind me to find the ip for you.

    • bobomonkey

      5 years ago

      Dude..the clan needs your shining beard for clan-night.

      • bobomonkey

        4 years ago

        scary man scary

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I've converted to the Dark Side. I'm now a PC Gamer.

      • bobomonkey

        4 years ago

        that is painful man....painful

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        so i don't think I ever got an alert for this comment. :(

        I don't even own an xbox anymore, I let my live subscription lapse like this time last year.

    • doppsgrl

      5 years ago

      Dopp tells me you're anti-iPhone. What smart phone would you recommend?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        Yeah, I'm a pretty big fan of all of the newest android phones. They're so much more powerful and have so many more features than any of the iPhones. I got 3 guys in my department with the S3, two people with iPhone 5s, and two people with Windows phones. The 3 S3's spend a lot of the time comparing notes on their newest customization, the iPhone users seem depressed, and the Windows phone users like to talk loudly about how awesome their phone is and everyone laughs at them.

      • doppsgrl

        5 years ago

        A couple of my coworkers have the galaxy and love it. I'm just kind of over the iPhone. They're cool and all, but I'd love to have a phone I can customize. And make pretty. :) Thanks.

        Windows made a phone?

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        It depends on what you want out of a phone. If you just want to use it and aren't particularly interested in messing around with it and customizing it to look awesome, then stick with your iPhone. If you'd like it to be pretty and have cool functionality and want to spend hours customizing stuff to get it exactly how you want it, get a Galaxy S3. Basically the difference between the two is customization. You don't get to customize an iPhone, but you can make an Android device do whatever you want.

        Don't get a Windows phone. Just don't.

      • doppsgrl

        5 years ago

        AT&T

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        what carrier are you on?

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      5 years ago

      butts

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        5 years ago

        Dammit!

        I was close, though.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        pretty sure you meant dongs

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      5 years ago

      2012-08-13.jpg I saw this going through the back catalog of this comic and thought of you :)

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        4 years ago

        I apparently never got alerts for like half of my profile comments, and completely missed this. :|

    • caleb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Frisbee

      5 years ago

      yay!!!

    • muzeek

      5 years ago

      Hey man!
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      Here's a portrait I made of you. Hope you like it!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        aka FUCK YES I LIKE IT

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        wow

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      WEEE! A present, hope you like it smiley1.gif :
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      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        FUCK YES I DO! smiley0.gif

        Awesome work man.

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      This is fun.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      I really hope the theme of that GIF in your profile is "David Tennant's lower teeth."

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        DAVIDTENNANTINTENSETEETH.GIF

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        WRONG. RENAME IT.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

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    • NinjaManatee

      5 years ago

      Huh, you had a B-day eh? Well shoot, I dropped the ball on that one. Happy start on a new year of life to ya!!! Guess I'll have to make a Guinness Chocolate Cake in your honor...and eat it ;)

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      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        That is the greatest drawing ever.

        Yes, I'M OLD NOW. It's very depressing.

    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      5 years ago

      it SAYS you responded to my journal comment.. then tells me "that thing you're looking for? we can't find it."

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        I deleted my journal because of your comment. No reason to point out something that isn't true anymore. LOL

        The comments was, "Why the fuck am I watching these people then."

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      5 years ago

      happy birfday clem!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        Thanks bud, can't wait to catch up with you at RTX.

    • SpiderWolve

      5 years ago

      Hello bearded man. I have been sent on a quest to wish you a happy birthday!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        Your quest was successful, thanks dude.

    • Fizz

      5 years ago

      Hello Beard with an appendix, have a nice birthday! Also to the appendix.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        My appendix appreciates it.

    • Strutter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      So, some guy with a beard told me to tell you happy birthday because you had a beard, but if that's you in you're profile pic, I think he was lying to me.

      Happy Birthday anyway, from some random guy on the other side of the world.

      • Strutter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        It's cool, happy birthday again!

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        5 years ago

        That's not me, thanks for the birthday wishes bro.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        5 years ago

        Since you are unaware of how incredibly epic Matthew Clement's beard is, just click on the aforementioned image to see his true form.

        Also, that's sox... Completely different dude.

        Post edited 4/21/12 8:52AM

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