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    • davidl

      Carlsbad Caverns

      6 years ago

      These Pictures are from my trip to Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico.

    • davidl

      Carlsbad Caverns

      6 years ago

      These Pictures are from my trip to Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico.

    • davidl

      Carlsbad Caverns

      6 years ago

      These Pictures are from my trip to Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico.

    • davidl


      in Forums > Halestorm | Follow this topic

      Check out this really cool band Halestorm. They just released their debut album with Atlantic Records. THe lead singer Lzzy has an amazing voice and is worth checking out.

      4 replies

    • davidl

      Jack Facts

      6 years ago

      Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.

      Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.

      Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.

      Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

      Gredanko cut off his own arm rather than face Jack Bauer again. The fact speaks for itself.

      Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.

      Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Jack Bauer.

      Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Jack Bauer can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.

      Jack Bauer broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because he thought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons with Chinese prisons.

      Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

      Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

      There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

      ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

      When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.

      You can tell how much Jack Bauer likes you by how far above your kneecap he shoots you.

      Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

      If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror.

      When Jack learned that Audrey was killed in a car accident in China, one billion asians crapped their pants.

      A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.

      Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

    • davidl

      Jack Facts

      6 years ago

      There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

      The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

      When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied "What does 'afraid' mean?"

      Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

      Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

    • davidl

      Bands Thad I have seen Live (Update)

      7 years ago

      Newest updates are in green

      The bands that I have seen live are: Stone Temple Pilots (1), Fuel(1), P.O.D.(1), AlterBridge(1), 12 Stones(1), Black Stone Cherry(1), Stereoside1Copper(1) Breaking Benjamin(5), Mudvayne(2), Seether(3), Hinder(1), The Used(2),Linkin Park(1), Shinedown(2), Papa Roach(1), Three Doors Down(2), Staind(2), Chevelle(1), Nickelback(1), Default(1), Trapt(2), Story Of The Year(1), Three Days Grace(1), Evenescence(1), Korn(1), Snoop Dogg(1), Modern Day Zero(1), Sum 41(1), No Warning(1), No Adress(2), New Found Glory(1), Trust Company(1), Shadows Fall(1), and Taproot(1), Unwritten Law(1), Life of Agony(1), American Head Charge(1), Blood Simple(1). Have you seen any bands live? Which bands?

      ( ) = number of time I have seen that band. [/color

      Stone Temple Pilots 1

    • davidl

      Stone Temple Pilots

      7 years ago

      I went to see them last night at Summerfest in Milwaukee and it was awsome. I had been waiting to see them for a long time. Seether was also there and the were good as well.

    • davidl

      Just Moved

      7 years ago

      I just moved to Kenosha, WI to start work as a Gunsmith for Gander Mountain. This is my first job as a gunsmith since I graduated drom school in October.

    • davidl

      "Jack Facts" Contest

      7 years ago

      * The person to sumbit the best "Jack Fact" wins.
      * You can submit up to 5 "Jack Facts".
      * It must be your own "Jack Fact".

      1st = 50 mod pts.
      2nd = 25 mod pts.
      3rd = 10 mod pts.
      Prizes will be bigger if I get any more mod pts.

      Edit: The contest will end on March 15, 2008.

  • About Me

    Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

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  • Comments (68)

    • C_D_M


      7 years ago

      You know it's been a while I'm sorry for that

      please add me to your friends list


      damn I knew I was missing someone

    • Magorphenger


      7 years ago

      "Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt."

      Made me laugh

    • MDewMan


      7 years ago

      nice pics

    • BrodyByrd


      7 years ago

      Halo 3, Resistance, and Quake are my fav. games. You?(top 3)

    • docdawolf


      8 years ago

      we need more jack facts


    • yellowgrif


      8 years ago

      nice profile

    • Caboose00


      8 years ago

      Have you heard this Jack fact? I love it:

      Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for show and tell in Kindergarten.

    • mel


      8 years ago

      Yup, already read it

    • team_killer


      8 years ago

      those are some nice pics and u are f'in lucky to have met bb i wanna see them so bad

    • hot_irish


      8 years ago

      thanks for the tip and for not yelling at me for posting a stupid thread