5 years ago
If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?
When was the last time you cried?
What are you doing tonight?
no clue no clue XD
What was the last thing you said out loud?
Where was your default picture taken?
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
havent yet so guess that's a good sign
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
hm i wanna say yes but sadly no XD
Do you have a best friend?
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Who took your profile picture?
it was drawn XD
Ever want to get married?
why yes, been a lot of talk of it CX
Do you get attached to people easily?
hm not really
Your best friend has unprotected sex, what happens?
... well with scott being old fashioned im guessing that will happen and with justin you just know it has XD
Have you ever gotten to the point where you've said "I'm done trying"?
hm yeah last year in september
Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?
hm generally the kisser CX
Is anything bothering you?
too much change, no one willing to take it
Are you a jealous person?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
hm been a while XD
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
XD only one person i know of or care to
Do you think someone likes you?
Are you someone who hates to read?
not really just never find the time
Last person to say 'I love you' puts a knife to your neck, you?
now why did she do that? XD
How do you feel about gay marriage?
meh what ever floats your boat
If you could change your eye color what would you change it to?
hm might, something to freak out the locals XD
Do you own a pair of pants?
hm yes but too few
What's really creepy?
hm sadly this one guy in this town not afraid to wear a dress... yeah...
Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
hm dont know, generally i call people XD
Is there a song that every time you hear it you think of someone?
few i think...
Are you easy to get along with?
oh hell no
So the last person you kissed asks you to marry them, you say?
cant remember last person i kissed but it would be " no pretty much married"
You're rude, aren't you?
fuck you pal
Who was the last person you talked to before going to bed last night?
hm think it was mike maybe but that coulda been after i passed out
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
a bit, really depends on who im talking to i guess
Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
no but fallen asleep IMing someone XD
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
hm doesnt matter but yeah more then once
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Look in your phone, all your texts are from?
my phone doesnt have texts XD
Are you wasting your time on someone?
no, kinda offended you asked
Are you dating the last person you talked to?
What is your relationship status?
If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
again dont remember who that was but since yeah stuck here im saying " fuck off"
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Does the last person you texted smoke?
Is there someone that you miss being close with?
few people really
Are you happier now or three months ago?
3 months ago? hell i've been as happy as can be for almost a year now XD
5 years ago
What's the last letter of your middle name?
Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
it's got the halo legendary mount on it
What was the most boring thing you did today?
i dont remember, the brain tends to not hold on to boring or day to day things
When were you last outside?
that is a good question... i think a few hours ago
What kind of tea do you like the most?
not much of a hot beverage man
What was the first thing you thought, this morning?
"do i have the shakes?"
Could things possibly get any better?
why yes and i kindly accept donations for that
What are you hoping for?
well see i dont wanna spoil that to those not involved... and that is months away really
If you could have anything right now what would it be?
... you know who you are, you know this one
Have a best friend?
sure i guess
What do you hear right now?
my computer making a "wheeeeerr" sound to cool off
What does your last text say? From who?
... i dont own a cellphone...
What are you thinking about right now?
well... they know
Who was the last person you had a phone conversation with for more than
i dont rightly know
Who would you do anything for?
Has anyone ever hung up on you?
nope generally first to go
Do you like to hold hands?
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
Have you ever seen your best friend(s) cry?
no, dont rightly want too either
What would you say if someone told you they were in love with your brother?
"what hell spawn creature are you?!" or "try your luck i wanna see jill [his wife] fight you" (mortal kombat style implied of course)
Two days from now, this time, where will you be?
where i am now probably since it's 2:33 am here
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
hmm depends which one
What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Has anyone said you have changed, lately?
not to my knowledge
Do you think you will ever be married?
now really i dont know the future but i can hope
Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
why yes i would say so
Have you talked to the person you like today?
Do you have a reason to smile, right now?
right this second? sorta from the last question but my face went default on this one
Have you ever had a near death experience?
no, not that i remember and i think i would
Do you drive, when was the last time you drove?
no i do not and when i was 5. i wish i could see your reaction after reading that.
When was the last time you saw your mom?
few hours ago
So what do you want for your birthday?
well a man can dream...
Is there someone who continuously puts you down?
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
depends, could be 5 minutes could be 15, i lose track of it with my eyes closed and never carry a stop watch
Can you commit to one person, are you right now?
if your asking if im in a relationship yes... if your implying something then i wish you death
You're single right?
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
i dont know what the future holds and your rather nosy on such things...
Would you ever take up photography as a career?
Where is the person you miss the most right now?
Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no, never does really
Will this coming up weekend be a good one?
well agian i dont know
What did you have for breakfast?
dont eat breakfast.
Think back in February, how was your love life then?
... sir you are a rather odd man, and since you do not know the rules i will not kill you... yet
How was last night overall?
Your sister tells you she's in jail, what do you say?
"sis... what the fuck white collar crime have you done? will they give you life? is this your 3rd strike?"
Are you sick?
not that i know of
How many kids do you want when you're older?
... i... you know what sir go fuck yourself
Have you ever met someone who turned out to be amazing?
Do you have a brother?
well golly gee dont you think that would have been a good question to ask before the last one on him? yes i do and i dont like him
What were you doing at 10 o' clock this morning?
What kind of shoes did you wear today?
Do you have your best friends number memorized?
scott's no, justin's yes
Has anyone ever told you that they liked you because you're different then others?
hm you know i dont rightly recall on that
Do you believe them?
since i dont remember i guess i would have to believe so
In the last week have you felt sad?
i dont recall
What would your name be with just the first four letters?
...Jare... fuck you
Do you like to smile?
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
depends on what your counting... but yes
What is your relationship status?
you know i have been very generous, generally i would say "fuck you" a couple times for such questions... suffice to say you already asked nimrod
Do you find it hard to trust others?
Currently like someone?
When you say you dont care do you mean it?
fuck you and fuck her
You see your ex and s/he tells you they miss you & you say?
.... fuck you sir, fuck you to hell
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
yes, i do, few people will admit it but i will
Someone tells you that your beautiful, you say?
" whoa down girl" or "dude what the fuck you smoking?"... you dont call a dude beautiful...
How many people do you trust with everything?
Do you think someone is thinking of you right now?
hm i think so. but then im a bit vaine
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
i guess only with an army jacket on
This time last year, can you remember who you had feelings for?
alright gave plenty of warning, knifey time
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
How many times have you dyed your hair?
Do you believe that your first love can be your only love
5 years ago
so i found this site the other day called "F My Life" and i have been reading these. i am addicted to this cause it is the funniest shit and im a schadenfreude... annnnyyyway so i see this one:
"Today, my mother woke me up by saying 'Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today.' Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML"
i then went into the comment section to find this conversation in there:
odd commenter: "obama will be impeached"
responder 1: "why?"
responder 2: "Obama is a socialist who is going to bankrupt us with useless bills and taxes, for example the new climate bill with over 500 pages of god knows what that was passed that had a bunch of random shit to either tax us or spend money. They put the bill in the house at 3 in the morning for it to be looked over and voted on the next day. They used the element of surprise to get it passed. they are also creating another bill to be passed in September that will create even more taxes. there's so much more shit hes doing but i dont want to type anymore
@OP- that really sucks, your moms a little crazy"
there are a few more of these bastards but the comment listing seriously out of order (comments used where consecutive and #23, #31, and #36)... there is 227 comments on this... the political commentary fades back in and out for at least 180 which read:
"Liar, it was not too long; and I read it. I still like Obama though. The taxes aren't that bad unless you're rich (I'm pretty poor; and no, while I qualify for them, I refuse to take food stamps), so I don't see what's wrong.
Besides, better than having a war hungry loser like McCain. I understand that we're still going to have fun killing innocent iraqis and afghans, but at least it'll be to a smaller extent hopefully."
... the rest is stuff about STDs and someone starting a chain of mwahaha saying their mother is the same way except thinking they will "catch the gay"... i wish i was joking
5 years ago
or this (cause come on like i could make a journal on odd music videos and not include this)
(ps i should have warned you im a bit odd... also if you find meaning any of these we will take away anything sharp next to you)
5 years ago
welcome to "this old house" with your host Jared D.
as you can see this Houston house has quite a few problems. you can see where the prior owner's covered up the real problems with some paneling, this will cost a few hundred more then it would have if they fixed it... ( if your not quite sure what im talking about go here)
5 years ago
Are you ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
hit me with your best shot!
What are you about to do?
answer your questions?
How much money did you spend today?
What will you be doing tomorrow?
" Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things."
How do you feel about your hair right now?
love it this short
Have you ever wasted too much time thinking of a boy/girl?
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
im in a bad mood?
What was the last thing you bought?
i think it was prelude to blackest night (cause someone took all the fucking issue #1s that week)
What was the first thing you did this morning?
turn on my computer
Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
my brother has my copy of spore! im never going to get that back!
Do you want any children?
What did you wake up to this morning?
people shouting " that cat got back in!"
Would you ever wear purple contacts?
no those are hard contacts, i cant even see myself with the soft ones
Who in your phone has a heart after their name?
dont have a cellphone
Last time you were truly happy?
hm im pretty content right now
What shirt are you wearing?
it has mario on it ( neeeeerd!)
Last place you went besides your house?
Has someone ever told you they love you and you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t say it back?
hm... i dont think so
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Is anyone else in the room with you?
my dad pacing in and out of the room...
Would you be able to date someone who doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t make you laugh?
dont think i could
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
Do you think you'll have the same best friends a year from now?
i dont know
Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
eh few people
What is the last movie you watched?
i started fanboys but couldnt hear it so i stopped
Why did you last smile?
five seconds ago to get this question
What makes you laugh?
lot of things
Who did you last go out to eat with?
i guess scott and corly but that was actually just a coincidence
she's all grown up, but still hungry:
he is also hungry