eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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  • Activity

    • You guessed it: Music!

      1 year ago

      eponymous

      I just made about a hojillion mixes for my friend Key, so I figured I'd share them with you. Links are to Spotify, which is now shockingly not terrible for U.S. users.

      Our Dirty Bodies: An Anders Dragon Age Playlist Series
      142 songs '” 9 hours, 6 minutes

      1. Cut the Kids in Half
      Anders grows up in the Ferelden Circle

      2. Escape Champion
      Anders runs away a lot'”literally and emotionally

      3. Awakening
      Anders joins the Wardens and Justice has an influence

      4. The Next Wrong Place
      Fleeing to Kirkwall and starting over

      5. Don't Fall in Love With Me Yet
      Anders thinks a relationship would be a mistake, especially after Karl; Hawke isn't taking that for an answer

      6. Goddamn the Light
      Fuck you, Chantry: love wins

      7. My Love Is Like a Powder Keg
      Anders treasures his time with Hawke, but he sees the last straw on the horizon

      8. Man-Made Natural Disaster
      A rap of a staff, an explosion, an ignition

      9. Burn Hotter Than the Sun
      Aftermath and consequences

    • 1 year ago

      eponymous

      300 of you nerds watching me now, for some reason.

      ... Sorry. So sorry.

    • Oops

      1 year ago

      eponymous

      Look what I missed two days ago.

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    • Password Security

      2 years ago

      eponymous

      With the recent revelation of Heartbleed, I'm taking the opportunity to finally enact really solid password practices: not only using strong passwords, but ensuring that they're unique across all accounts.

      In case anybody else is interested in doing the same, here are the tools I'm using:

      Password Gorilla: A password management program available for Windows, MacOS, and Linux. Allows you to create databases of your passwords that are compatible with Password Safe (which means the DB files are compatible with some other password management programs). The program can generate unique, strong passwords for the logins stored in it. Because each DB is locked with a master password, you only have to remember one to access the rest.

      PasswdSafe: An Android port of the original Password Safe program. I plan to use this so that I can access my accounts while away from my computer (at work, on the phone itself, etc.).

      PasswdSafe Sync: Optional companion app that syncs the password databases on your phone via your choice of cloud applications.

      Setting up the original database is going to be a pain in the ass, since I have accounts all over the goddamn internet, but once it's done, I'm going to be a lot more comfortable, knowing that the loss of a single password will never put my other accounts at risk.

    • BEHOLD!

      2 years ago

      eponymous

      I'm back. Sorry I was gone so long'”somebody here said something deeply ignorant and offensive, and even just looking at the alert for responses to my response made me so angry I didn't even want to be here. And then the backlog just kept building up. Soooooooooooo today I just cleared most of it out. Let me know if I missed anything important.

      My big news since I've been gone is Star Trek Rewatch.

      My parents being huge nerds, I grew up on Star Trek TV shows. A few years ago, I bought the boxed set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs and started watching the whole series straight through from the beginning. As often happens when I'm working my way through something longer, I stalled out midway through. The rewatch finally came off hiatus last summer, when I realized that the Star Trek shows are all on Netflix.

      There was just one problem... Sometimes, stupid shit happens in these shows. Really, really stupid shit. And I find it to be a lot easier to power through to the good bits if I can express my frustration with the bad ones.

      So I started sending texts to my friend WG while I watched. Sometimes he texted back his own additions or responses, but mostly he just provided a sympathetic ear for my cathartic mockery. And, along the way, he kept dropping suggestions that I should turn the whole conversation into a blog.

      In October, I finally transcribed the existing texts and made a blog to host them. Apparently strangers on the internet actually were interested, because we now have over 50 followers, the vast majority of them strangers. Not too shabby. We're currently in the middle of Deep Space Nine, which I think is what provided one of the biggest boosts, because there is some serious DS9 fandom on Tumblr.

    • October 6, 2004

      2 years ago

      eponymous

      My time in the RT community has now spanned 30% of my life. Happy nine years, nerds.

    • God dammit, new site design

      3 years ago

      eponymous

      DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT I ENJOY

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    • Apparently this is all I post now.

      3 years ago

      eponymous

      Long past time for another mix. Most of this is stuff from 2012; one song is from 2010, and two are from this year. Bonus: I finally figured out how to make a playlist with relative locations, so there's an M3U in there.

      This Is It
      Title to be read with your personal choice of inflection.
      [Sendspace][Filedropper][Mega]

      01. Nonagon - "The Swifts"
      02. Future of the Left - "I Am the Least of Your Problems"
      03. Victory and Associates - "Wildly Plausible"
      04. B. Hamilton - "Gold Tooth"
      05. The Mountain Goats - "Lakeside View Apartments Suite"
      06. Nervous Curtains - "Moody Photos"
      07. Minutes - "Sheriff of Morlock County"
      08. Tilts - "Ozark Bowtie"
      09. Like Like The The The Death - "Fight Fauna with Fauna"
      10. We Are Hex - "Birthplace of the Mystics"
      11. flaum adger - "Damned If You Do, Really Damned If You Do It a Lot"
      12. Body Futures - "Phantom Patterns Arson"
      13. HEAVY HAND - "Hey Guy"
      14. Thoughts Detecting Machines - "Machines (Take Good Care of the)"
      15. IfIHadAHiFi - "All Hail Magnets"

      As per usual, all of these are off of albums/EPs that I'd absolutely recommend. All of them should be very easy to find; most of the artists are on Bandcamp, and a lot of the source albums are available at least partially streaming. If you're having trouble finding anything, just holler.

      And, of course, to tide you over while you wait for the download, here's a video for a good song that's not in the mix.

  • About Me

    1.) No, I will not be your friend.
    2.) I locked your thread because it was stupid, not because I hate you on some kind of personal level.
    3.) I read every message and comment I get, but that doesn't mean I respond to all of them.


    "If Eppy were boss of the world we'd all be screwing, failing out of school or getting fired. We'd be wicked well read though." --Martha Marin

    Shameless blog plug: Star Trek Rewatch.

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  • Comments (2813)

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      1 year ago

      Hello.....
      I didn't plan out what else I wanted to say....
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Where I am?

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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      2 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        oh god that wink

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      2 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      3 years ago

      I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY :(((((((

      I'm pretty much the worst. Happy Belated at least.

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        2 years ago

        yeah...no one ever gets on it anymore :(

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO PLAY CIV

      • darnclem King of Dongs

        3 years ago

        I'll take over one of Larry's and let you have it.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        THE WORST EVER. You'll have to spot me a city in Civ.

    • tyrjiora FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Holy shit. How did I just now notice you're from Milwaukee? Madtown area here.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        All the cool kids are!

    • amber

      3 years ago

      hey, you...happy birthday! <3

    • CiQuat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Woop woop

      3 years ago

      Hey eppy! Glad to see you're still around.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        They did a purge of all the inactive mods a few years back, when I was on hiatus.

      • CiQuat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Woop woop

        3 years ago

        Hmm. Well, that was the last time I "returned", not this time. Oh well, the core idea remains! :D

      • CiQuat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Woop woop

        3 years ago

        When I came back a few months ago, I figured you had gone away since your MOD tag was missing at the time. Site's much better with you than without.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        OH GOD SAVE YOURSELF, THERE'S NO ESCAPE

    • edwin it's been fun

      3 years ago

      Is that mix ever coming?

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        HEY. HEY GUESS WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW.

        And it's a good thing I delayed, or there are a couple of things that wouldn't have been included because I didn't have them yet (We Are Hex and Flaum Adger for sure).

      • edwin it's been fun

        3 years ago

        I wait anxiously.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        I know, I know! I keep getting distracted.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      3 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        I happened to notice you missing it, is all.

    • EPICGAMING

      3 years ago

      Sorry

    • Dopp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ROLL TIDE

      3 years ago

      1.) No, I will not be your friend.


      Oh :(

      • Dopp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ROLL TIDE

        3 years ago

        lol

        I feel all the specials. smiley12.gif

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        But, you know, not, because I'm lazy.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        I feel like I should MS Paint you up some kind of award.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        Do you know how long it's been since I got a friend request I didn't deny?

    • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

      3 years ago

      -totally not eponymous

      totally laughed too hard for the quiet room I'm in. Thanks for that smiley12.gif

    • Radius55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      3 years ago

      On the tangent from the Spambots thread, you're saying I should be able to dress as a cop and use my perceived position of power to get something I want? Because that's what's happening most of the time. Heck, a guy did just that to get a shoutout from the RT staff and a tour of the offices a year or so ago.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        We were talking about the Stolen Valor Act, which specifically is aimed at military decorations/medals: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act_of_2005

        Impersonating a member of the armed forces in a context where it will grant you legal powers should be illegal. Not just anywhere—as far as I understand it, unless I'm in an area that's specifically under military jurisdiction, a member of the armed forces can't legally compel me to a particular action the way a police officer can. So, say, posing as a member of the armed forces on a military base should be illegal, but doing the same thing to buy your groceries shouldn't be, any more than it should be illegal to dress as a priest or a doctor to do the same thing. But I see no reason that wearing decorations/medals you haven't earned should be a separate crime for civilians.

        There is a very prevalent attitude of hero worship towards members of the armed forces in the U.S., which I do not understand and have never subscribed to. I know quite a few people who have served or are serving in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, and they're just... people. Like everyone else, some of them are cool and some of them are assholes. They're doing a job. Sometimes that job is something I ethically agree with; unfortunately, over the past 10+ years, as often as not our military is being put to a use that makes Americans less safe, not more. As far as I'm concerned, the people defending my freedom most directly are lawyers and judges. Since I was born about 30 years ago, the SCOTUS and lesser courts have done more to directly improve my quality of life than any action our military has taken.

        I do not believe anyone deserves special protection for their awards, no matter how exceptional the activities required to earn them. Your right to swing your fists ends at my nose; having someone wear a medal they didn't earn is an empty-faced brag, not a punch to the teeth.

      • Radius55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

        3 years ago

        Never said anything about decorations. And it's less about inconvenience than dishonor and bad publicity, because anything the idiots do while impersonating a serviceman will be viewed as someone in the armed forces doing it. Doesn't matter if they're caught and the truth comes out, lots of people will never find that out. It stains the reputation of the armed forces.

        There are also several times when serving members of the military are given special (and deserved) privileges. There's no law saying that a member of the public couldn't con their way into getting those as well (as we saw with the dick who went to RT pretending he just got back from a deployment). You also can't say a person who appears to be a serviceman in uniform doesn't have authority. Not explicitly under the law, but implicitly. Which means a person could potentially abuse that authority. But if you make it illegal to impersonate a member of the armed forces there's a way to punish that kind of behavior.

        And it's also an additional punishment for any crimes committed. Like stealing money from a mailbox will get you in more trouble than stealing it from a wallet. Or speeding when drunk will get you in more trouble than either case separately. It's only fair that committing fraud while impersonating a service member be worse than doing so without a pretense of power.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        Not comparable. Earning military decorations doesn't give you any additional legal power over people. Being a police officer does. I'm pretty sure we already have laws in place to prevent people from impersonating people with legal authority (e.g., police officers). There's no need to have a whole separate category of laws for something that merely has the potential to inconvenience.

        Posing as anything you're not in order to gain attention is pathetic, but it shouldn't be illegal unless it causes actual harm.

    • khakiace87

      3 years ago

      help me there a ugly person after me he want to do thing to ME !!!!

      • khakiace87

        3 years ago

        yaaaaay let put a thumb up your ass lol that what the joker would sey i never did like were he said let put a smile on that face

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        What a lovely, succinct description of the RT community. Have a thumbs-up.

    • no_good_name

      3 years ago

      They made you a Mod?

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        Yes, a billion years ago, when mods were like admins. Then I fell off the face of the internet and got de-modded because I was inactive for so long. Then I came back and they made me a mod again I guess just 'cause.

    • killerteddy

      3 years ago

      Do you remember when you made pictures for each member of the bar with a description of each of us? Mine was "Does whatever a spider can only not"

      Any chance you would have ancient artifacts from 05? No? Ok.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Valordictorian

        3 years ago

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        Still do. =\

        Post edited 5/19/13 12:53AM

      • killerteddy

        3 years ago

        Awwww yeahhhh

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        Looks like I have all the ones people made for me, but not the ones I made for other people. Tried booting up my old laptop to see if it's on there (which it should be), but it looks like there's a problem with the power cord. WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH. If I ever get it working again, I'll dig them all up and redistribute them.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      3 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        RT decided I needed to know about this again. I'm glad.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        I love you.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

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      rest? 25% sherlock, 25% dr. who? ;)
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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Pull ~10% off Hiddles and slap it onto Community, and you've got yourself an accurate pie chart in your mind.

    • nightgoat3

      4 years ago

      I was derping on the forums and watched you lock a previously-posted forum topic.
      I realized that there's a good chance that your job as forum mod possibly thank-less job.
      I want to thank you for endless vigil.
      /thanks

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

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      We are getting these bikes

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      This ALSO needs to be addressed to you personally:
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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      www.damnlol.com/hawkeye-is-feeling-fabulous-2...

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      Oh god oh god oh god
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    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      for you <3 aka - loki needs a drink

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    • fieemully

      4 years ago

      If you have a chance, can you take a look at this and tell me your opinion? I wanted someone totally unfamilar with them but who has good taste. Natually I turned to my RT friends lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ-LV61iF34&feature=colike

      • fieemully

        4 years ago

        It's my little cousin lol I am so proud of him but I needed independent confirmation. I am trying to figure out how to help him with something. I will message you about it.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        I approve!

    • Skyzcool

      4 years ago

      I mentioned Ozzy ozborne

    • Skyzcool

      4 years ago

      How come your gamerpicure looks like Izzy ozborne

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      >.>

      <.<

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    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      wah wah

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      • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

        4 years ago

        i thought you'd like that. XD

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        I may have just snorted.

        That's actually a lie. A literal horribly unattractive snort noise just burst forth from my upper respiratory system.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      ZING!!!

      Man, I totally should have used that mod for that gif. Epic failsauce. XD

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      4 years ago

      I'm sorry, but it seems that the only words I can text you is "do me.".

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        ALSO THERE WERE CLEARLY MORE WORDS THAN THAT

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        I get that a lot.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      mehbe.... >.>

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      4 years ago

      YUMMEH. :D

      Here, in exchange. I saw this and thought of you.

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    • Dman82

      4 years ago

      Hey Eppy,

      Hope you're having a great time back home. God I miss the midwest soo much right now.

      • Dman82

        4 years ago

        I hopefully plan to be back in Charleston sometime before the 4th of July. I don't know when I'll be able to get leave to come back to the Midwest though.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Sorry. :( Going to be able to come back (even for a visit) anytime soon?

      • Dman82

        4 years ago

        An undisclosed location in southwest asia (a.k.a THE SUCK).

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Liking it much better now that spring has finally decided to show up! Where have they stuck you now?

    • XmaineX

      4 years ago

      This post has been deleted by a moderator.

      • XmaineX

        4 years ago

        I forgot what I said.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        HOW DID YOU FIND OUT MY NEFARIOUS PLAN.

      • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

        4 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Don't think I won't bring the riding crop out when you come visit.

      • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

        4 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        You're a cruel, cruel woman.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      Oh dear god Unf.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      *cough*
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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

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      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Dammit, woman. You're lucky I did laundry.

      • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

        4 years ago

        (I'm still drooling)

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        I forgot what this was and un-hid it. Need MORE pants.

      • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        4 years ago

        Where is my +1 OH JESUS NEW PANTS NOW

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      And the day the CCTV footage of that is released will be a joyous one indeed.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      Done. We'll end up in british prison together.

      wait... I think I've seen this movie

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      NO. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR PANTS IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THESE TWO. AT THE SAME TIME. YOUR PANTS WOULD COMBUST.

      Geeze.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      I got you this.
      benedict_cumberbatch-david_tennant_pic2.

    • cyanophobia

      4 years ago

      Thats true. I SEE YOUR LOGIC. :)

    • cyanophobia

      4 years ago

      Lol @ you cool' ing my irresponsibility. :)

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      You better steal me an ashtray.

      I'm excited for the bit where you walk away and someone steps on your sheets.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

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    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      4 years ago

      Don't forget the nicotine patches!

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