eskimojoe77

Male
from edmonton alberta

    • eskimojoe77

      2 years ago

      Great, another few thousand dollars too get my teeth fixed.

    • eskimojoe77

      busy life

      2 years ago

      wow, so I'm taking the time in my life to start this. I'm creating a studio, and besides doing gaming commentary on it I'm not too sure what else I'm going to do with it. Any suggestions?

    • eskimojoe77

      3 years ago

      ran into Ah_Brownman on cod today. got raped by his team. Due to him.

    • eskimojoe77

      3 years ago

      As much as I love Red vs Blue, I love the music. However I went to download the new song, ''The More'' is only available in a clean version! That pissed me off cause I really would like to hear the actual version, Yes the words are completely replaced and not blurred out however a song is a song it should be left how it was made! I still can't believe how much of a difference there is between actually hearing the trailer, then downloading the song to be somewhat disappointed. Although it's still a sweet song with sick spits it still deserves it's original version!

    • eskimojoe77

      Wisdom teeth

      3 years ago

      So this is going to suck... T minus 8 hours till I get all 4 wisdom teeth removed at once. I'm getting knocked out for 3 hours and then after get to feel, well I guess feelings cause I'll be higher then shit on anasthesia.

    • eskimojoe77

      some jokes!

      3 years ago

      One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."



      I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.That shut her up


      A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!""That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."


      I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

      FOR EXAMPLE:

      One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

      Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

      I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

      So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

      "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

      She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

      Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

      The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

      We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

      I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
      dear, let's go to the cashier."

      I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

      Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

      I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

      And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

      Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

      credits to makers

    • eskimojoe77

      one thing i hate most about my job!

      3 years ago

      little kids running around in the drug, pee, and who knows what infested ponds in my building. My jobs hard enough throwing out drunks and homeless. Now babysitting little kids is not in my job description. If you can't take care of kids wrap your dick, you don't deserve them.

    • eskimojoe77

      the hoverhand is talked about

      4 years ago

      i have found a cartoon that is hilariously funny and talks about the hoverhand among other things in geekdom!
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx6nYP_eDDg&feature=relmfu

  • Comments (3)

    • eskimojoe77

      eskimojoe77

      4 years ago

      well it says in my place where im from lol

    • PistachioKid

      PistachioKid

      4 years ago

      Where ya live in alberta?

    • Radius55

      Radius55 Soulless Warmonkey

      4 years ago

      Well, right about now, I was originally planning to be announcing that tickets for RvB:TX were on sale. Unfortunately, that's not going to be the case. You might have heard that the RT staff has their own event planed for late May. We, the organizers of RvB:TX, don't feel it will be possible to compete with a larger and better organized event, so we're officially canceling our event.

      But all is not lost! We're keeping the group page for two reasons:

      1) RvB:TX will now be a hub for all RT fans in and around Texas. We'll keep people up to date on RT related events in and around Texas, from small meet ups to the RoosterTexas event the staff is planning. If you have not already done so, please watch the group to stay up to date on the news.

      2) We're planning a smaller get together in Austin this winter. It won't be as big as our original plans, but it'll still be a chance for fans to get together and have fun.

      For more details, please see the journal here.