green_eyes

Female
from Austin, TX

    • green_eyes

      AWESOME Lazer Team stream!

      1 year ago

      Thoroughly enjoyed tuning in to get to hear some incredibly exciting info about the movie. So cool to see the excitement going into this project, as well as from the fans. Thanks to @Barbara, @burnie, and @matt for taking the time to shed some light on this upcoming amazeballs creation. smiley12.gif

      Oh, yeah, it's totally supposed to be lazer with the z. Stop shaming me, autocorrect!

    • green_eyes

      11 months

      1 year ago

      That's way too long for me to be inactive! I feel like during the school year, I am a brainless zombie plowing through days, mindlessly. No worries, I don't eat the children, though.

      Anywho...not making it to RTX this year, but should be in town. Those of you wonderful people traveling in, I'd love to meet up with y'all downtown at some point to attack you with hugs and share some drinks. smiley8.gif

      Moreover, I miss all you wonderful people and I need to get my shit together and head over here more often.

    • green_eyes

      RTX 2013

      2 years ago

      YAY! Got my tickets!

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    • green_eyes

      HELP! Looking for RTX tickets!

      2 years ago

      I haven't been active on the site (I know, I super fail smiley2.gif ) and I was waiting until payday to buy my RTX tickets. Welp, today is payday, but tickets are sold out. If you have any extra tickets you'd be willing to sell, I'd love to buy them! :) Because of the short notice, I will pay $40 for a single day pass or $60 for a 3 day pass. I'd like to try and still bring my hubby, too--so I'm looking for 2 tickets (but I will still take one and go by myself smiley8.gif )

    • green_eyes

      Hey Kiddies

      3 years ago

      I tweet now. Well, kind of. I think I'm doing it wrong. You should probably go ahead and follow me anyway, though. I'm @LadyCrunk317 #twitternewb #suckathashtags #peerpressuremademedoit


      Also...entertain me, minions! I'm bored.
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    • green_eyes

      Yesterday

      3 years ago

      My sweet kitty became a transgender.

      Let me explain. Last weekend, Mr. Fuego couldn't make pee so we took him to the emergency vet (gotta love weekends) and they catheterized him and sent him to our regular vet on Monday. Thought life was well and we brought him home. Then he was, erm, drippy. Sorry dudes, but that just isn't going to fly in this casa and we were worried, so back to the vet. Another catheter and another 48 hours and kitty comes home. At this point, we had been informed that some male cats have to have a pretty drastic surgery to fix the problem as once their man parts have clogged and swollen, they can't pee on their own any more. So we take him home, again, hoping he can pee on his own without a catheter and the pain meds he had been on all week. I would want pain meds, too! ANYWAY, not enough pee this weekend, so yesterday I had to take him to a specialty surgeon to discuss the "drastic surgery". I kept hearing about how it just made his "plumbing" have a bigger hole and a shorter distance to cover...what they REALLY meant was...

      THEY FREAKING CUT OFF CAT PENISES!

      Y'all, I know I am a lady and all ( well, kinda ), but that is TERRIFYING. So then I had the choice of A) Put down my cat because he can't pee, or B) let them cut off his penis...I did the only thing there was to do...I called Ryan and asked him. He said he would rather die than lose his penis. Not helpful, but understandable. Okay, I tell the doc we are going to go ahead with the surgery and she proceeds to DRAW A PICTURE of what his new parts will look like and inform me that "he will look like a girl cat from behind". Do people really care about this?! I was then offered another cosmetic procedure for Fuego that would make it still look like he was a boy...for $1800 MORE.

      Moral of the story:
      If you can't pee, don't come to my house or your penis gets chopped off and I won't buy you a new one.
      Now I have two girl cats.

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      Pretty much looks like this now.

    • green_eyes

      First off,

      3 years ago

      all of my friends suck because their journals are all long and detailed and, well, on time. That said, I <3 you all. Anywhooooo...


      So for those of you that didn't know (assuming that will be most of you because, well, most of you weren't there!) , RTX was my FIRST convention. Omg, I'm a noob I know. #ConventionCherryPopped

      I didn't really know what to expect except that I KNEW I was going to get to finally hang with some old friends (microbe, michalev and jeskid), reunite with some new-ish and epically awesome friends (FushigiHime), and meet some fantastic new people (Icarus and Cheshire_Cat). Old friends are also epically awesome, just wanted to make sure new friends were given due respect. smiley8.gif

      Thursday, went out for the Sidequest event at the Highball. Can't say that I took part in the bowling or karaoke (shyness won out before alcohol was consumed), but the food was delicious! Thanks, Garrett! Stopped outside for a fun photo...
      Oh noes! Hubby became carver victim :(
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      Friday's Sidequest proved to be a bit more, erm, less shy? Working the shy vs alcohol thing...
      Really enjoyed getting to chat with my amigos at Buffalo Billiards and getting to be downtown. Living in Austin and being somewhat of a homebody, I spent more time downtown this weekend than I have in years. Dannnng. I planned ahead and wore boots (such a Texan) so I wouldn't have to stumble around in heels later. smiley8.gif After a couple of gin and tonics, I totally applauded my decision. Only thing was it was pretty loud and crowded, so I didn't get to meet as many people as I would have liked, but it proved to be quite the entertaining evening.

      I had drinks, hear me RAWR!
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      Erin and me, missing our third musketeer, Chantell!
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      Then we headed home and got some sleep before OMGMYFIRSTCONVENTIONEVAR. Woke up Saturday, bright-eyed and ready to play at the convention center with may friends.

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      We met up with Erin early on and wandered around for awhile (I was quite the "sheeple", just following Levi and Erin around mindlessly due to lack of coffee consumption). Lines were crazy long for everything, so we just decided to get some merch and spend time in that line. I did get some pretty sweet loots. smiley0.gif We managed to sneak into the RT panel and there was space for us to sit at the back. Thoroughly enjoyed listening to the guys demolish each other and question askers, and then Elijah Wood comes bebopping out on the stage. Very cool. (My Momma called later just to let me know she heard Frodo was at my event-thingy, gawwwsh smiley12.gif luhv mah Momma smiley12.gif ) Went to some crepe place and had some lunch or other meal (whilst cockroaches danced in the closet behind our table and management sprayed "Country Fresh Raid"...WHILE WE WERE EATING...tasted like spicy death). Food was good though, and feeling recharged, headed back to the convention center. Hung out for a while more and basically just stared at shit that was cooler than me and that I didn't understand. I DO teach first grade after all. smiley8.gif Loved every minute of it! Went home to get ready for Bar Olympics and got a migraine, so I had to stay home Saturday night. Wahhhhh smiley2.gif

      Sexy miss Erin and I needed a bit of a break after hoofing it all day. :)
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      Sunday blew me by. Got to the convention center around lunchtime and a group of us went to gnosh some foodz. Terrible service, but was nice to get to spend some small group time with friends. Came back and hopped in line for the RT Legends panel. Well, not so much hopping, more like lying down and waiting comfortably.
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      Also, Lori gives the best massages. Like, for real, girl's got some magical hands. I was having a When Harry Met Sally moment in the convention center. LOVED the RT Legends panel and got to see some awesome stuff Luke has been working on and Jes screened the new Status Kill promo. So stoked for this to come out, looks incredibly awesome!

      I seen the mother fucker, and he's one of the best dudes I know.
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      Wrapped up RTX with lunch at Salt Lick BBQ out in Driftwood. Sure was tasty! Was a nice way to say goodbye to friends and expand mah belleh. smiley8.gif By the way, how's your creepy hand, Shadow? Hehehe

      People enjoying awesomesauce Texas bbq
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      Not to be left out, I was to capture the moment when DiMono rubbed it in Joel's face that his beard was that of "epic beard man" quality. Joel didn't get it and I'm pretty sure thought I was a freak for trying to snap this pic...I mean, look at that face. It has, "weird girl taking my picture randomly" written all over it. I get that face all too often. smiley0.gif200b52c9.jpg

    • green_eyes

      I'm already late to the party,

      3 years ago

      but my RTX journal is coming soon. I am still SO WIPED OUT. Love to my loves for sure, and I'll update you of my adventures in the near future.

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  • About Me

    "Ladies of the Irish persuasion are unique in their character. They are a combination of a little girl, mother, hooker, and nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes, or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. They can be frail and strong at the same time. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking...or match you pint for pint. The ladies keep Irish men from killin' themselves and each other. But, they're like the grace of God... uncompromisable but indispensable."

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  • Comments (522)

    • Cheshire_Cat

      Cheshire_Cat

      2 years ago

      Hang out at RTX again this year?

      • Cheshire_Cat

        Cheshire_Cat

        2 years ago

        Yeah. Do you have an iPhone?

      • green_eyes

        green_eyes

        2 years ago

        Love to! May be in and out more to dodge some crowds. :)

    • JoeSway

      JoeSway

      2 years ago

      Are you back yet? I will keep bugging you until you answer me. (:

    • JoeSway

      JoeSway

      2 years ago

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!

    • FushigiHime

      FushigiHime Interesting

      3 years ago

      Man do I miss you!! You need to send me those photos you took so I can post them. Seriously though if you ever find yourself close to my neck of the woods text me and I will meet up with you!! smiley12.gif Of course now we just need to work on getting Chantell here.

    • JoeSway

      JoeSway

      3 years ago

      You're my new favorite person ever...of all time. smiley0.gif

      • green_eyes

        green_eyes

        3 years ago

        Awwwwww, shucks! It was so good to see you! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • FushigiHime

      FushigiHime Interesting

      3 years ago

      Hey are you going to RTX this year?

      • FushigiHime

        FushigiHime Interesting

        3 years ago

        Awesome!!! I can't wait to see you. smiley0.gif

      • green_eyes

        green_eyes

        3 years ago

        Yes ma'am, I am! We must play! smiley0.gif

    • Zimnick

      Zimnick

      3 years ago

      Happy Birthday smiley12.gif

    • FushigiHime

      FushigiHime Interesting

      3 years ago

      Try the video again smiley0.gif

    • michalev

      michalev

      3 years ago

      >.>
      <.<
      *pokes*
      ^.^
      *runs away*

    • stupid

      stupid

      3 years ago

      Omg, a first grade classroom?! That is beyond awesome! Benefits, all the holidays, vacations & summers off. That is the perfect age group too - innocence before corruption. You'll get to see mostly all the good stuff & then get to send them all home at the end of the day. Haha. But seriously ... What could be better?
      I'm SO glad you were able to find a full time job doing exactly what you wanted to do. I am SO happy for you, GF. *wiggles* Congratulations! smiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

      You go girl. Now, bring on the shoes!!! Heehee smiley8.gifsmiley13.gif

      Post edited 8/06/11 2:20PM