green_guy

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    • green_guy

      You know something's wrong when...

      9 years ago

      ...the first word that pops in everyone's head in your class is gay.

      A couple of days ago my class had another little bit of "education out of school time". We learn about sex (oh joy), drugs, alcohol, etc. Now we turned to the subject of gender.

      Our teacher had a test for us. He would say one sentence, then we had to say the first word that came into our minds. First sentence:

      1."All boys are..."
      class's answer: Gay
      2."All boys must be..."
      class's answer: Gay
      3."All boys must not be..."
      class's answer: Gay

      Nobody knew each others' answers until one of my friends goes:

      "Hey, is everyone's answer for each sentence gay?"

      Eveyrone raised their hand, except for a few. My teacher:

      "Well at least there were some sensible boys."

      Their answers were masterbate.

      In conclusion it was one whole disturbing, strange, funny, hilarious, idiotic, insane, freaky, weird, disgusting, warped session of class.

      Just wanted to know if this has happened to anyone before.

    • green_guy

      STAR WARS EPISODE III KICKS MAJOR ASS!!!

      10 years ago

      Yes, even your ass.

      Seeing as now I love time difference for I live in Australia, I must say that STar Wars Episode III is one of the best movie I've seen this year!

      I won't spoil anything, but I'll say these few things:

      -It's darker than the Empire Strikes Back
      -Has better aerial battles than A New Hope and Return of the Jedi
      -The lightsaber duels are fast-paced and more heated
      -Any Star Wars fan that was disappointed by the previous two films (which is most) will be rewarded with a superb and earth-shattering flick which rivals the previous trilogy in action, darkness and story

      If possible at this time, I suggest booking your seats if you haven't already. Seriously, the theatre which I went to was just as jam packed as the opening day of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

      Although I'm sad that the saga has ended, George Lucas says he'll be working on a new live action mini-series based on less-important characters. I can't wait. ^^

      In conclusion, may I say these few, yet meaningful parting words:

      May the Force be with you...

    • green_guy

      Weekly Bitch

      10 years ago

      Might not be weekly, but I'll still bitch.

      Anybody who's played the Halo PC trial version (too goddamn stingy to buy the full version) will know the amount of noobs has multiplied.

      Seriously, team mates are now killing each other for no reason, or for stupid ones like they want the sniper rifle. Makes no sense.

      I met one member called Jack. He takes the flag, or if you have it, betrays you to get it, takes the rocket hog into the cave with the flamethrower and kills anyone who comes in. My response:

      WTF

      That's a whole new level of noobish. Also, avoid anyone with a name like FUCKAmerica, saveiraq or anything like that. They are bastards. Trust me.

      So if you're wondering what was the pint of this? I'm hoping some of you are noobs and will realise what idiocy this is.

      And that concludes this weekly bitch.

    • green_guy

      JUST GOT XBOX!

      10 years ago

      WOOHOO! I just got an Xbox and Halo 2! I'm so happy, I can only express my feelings through a hug.

      *everyone backs away*

      Now, all I need is Xbox Live. Then I shall truly be the most happiest person ever.

    • green_guy

      Can't wait!

      10 years ago

      This Saturday, I'm going to my friend's place to play Halo 2! I'm so stoked! Haven't played Halo 2 yet, seeing as I've only got a Gamecube and PC, so I'm really excited! Got my trigger fingers ready for action!

    • green_guy

      I'm a Loser

      10 years ago

      Accidentally clicked the "Be a pal" link on my profile. Great message. Now I look down upon myself even more. I just hope I'm not the only one who's done that.

    • green_guy

      IMO, Most hilarious RvB quote ever!

      10 years ago

      "If the flag is gone, who will lead us? Who will inspire us with their shiny pole? Who will flag us directions to us in battle? We are lost, and the world as we knew it is gone from our eyes, only to live in our memories as the days of salad and glory! Truly these are the end of times! Repent! REPENT!
      -Red n00b, episode 39, Season 3

    • green_guy

      2015 years ago

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      2015 years ago

  • About Me

    I am not a gun-nut. I mean, I know a lot about guns, I do research on guns, my desktop is a picture of a gun, I like war movies, I ...own a BB gun, I...do...rifle training for sport...and...um...shutup...

    Weird; I'm Chinese, but I was born in England yet I've lived in Australia for my entire life...

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  • Comments (9)

    • MstrCheif

      MstrCheif

      9 years ago

      Matthew Reilly is a gun!!!!! How cool is the Shane Scarecrow series, and the new 7 Ancient Wonders book? GO BLACK HAWK DOWN!!!!!!!

    • ryndarkruler

      ryndarkruler

      9 years ago

      get 2 mods for commenting on my newest image.

    • sNooVa

      sNooVa

      9 years ago

      This is our site.

      Kick it or suck it

      If you sign up to the Forum (and actually post somewhere) leave me a comment that you did and i'll give you 5 mod points.

      P.S. Your name would show up on the member list if you signed up. So don't leave me comments saying you did if you didn't

    • jesterkingcl

      jesterkingcl

      10 years ago

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    • smellanie

      smellanie

      10 years ago

      Your 'SPOO~N' attracted me here o.o

      .. Hi =D

    • green_guy

      green_guy

      10 years ago

      Actually I edited that pic so he would be more of a sage colour. Seeing as that's what i look like on Halo 1 and 2 as my profile.

    • Slinkie

      Slinkie

      10 years ago

      Master cheifs a little to green!!! don't you think??

    • tommorrison2

      tommorrison2

      10 years ago

      hey lopz can u please un block me and xbl kicks ass ur a funny guy on this!!!!! see ha later dasfdaf dsfasdfdf df

    • SirLagsalot

      SirLagsalot

      10 years ago

      'Sup JLow? :P (You'd have to be in my school (AKA His school) to understand this)