hizzy

Male
from Ottawa/Dubai

    • hizzy

      wtf

      7 years ago

      Why are fat chicks allowed to refer to skinny girls as "skinny twigs who need medical attention".... yet I'm not allowed to call them "fat chicks"?? What the fuck is that bullshit.

      edit: yes, I broke a 1 year, 3 day hiatus to say that. I win.

    • hizzy

      In Cairo

      8 years ago

      Finally have most of my shit in order over here. Unfortunately i didnt notice that the voltage in the electrical outlets is different, so I fried the shit out of my xbox power cable (the machine is good though). now i need to find just a power cable that works in the middle east. it's a lot harder than it seems since most of the market here is PS3 for some reason.

      anyways, Cairo is really cool. the city is alive at all hours, there's always traffic and packed streets. the pyramids were amazing to see... pictures just cant do them justice, they're absolutely breathtaking. Went on a cruise down the nile and saw some belly dancing which was also really sweet... it's more like a stripper that wears sparkles and dosnt get totally naked though. im still taking everything in and it's amazing. once i get an adapter to connect my camera and/or SD card i'll upload some pics from here, but there will be a LOT more pics going up on facebook since i can't really store much here anyways.

      anyways, tomorow im going to a resort on the red sea tp do some scuba diving and whatnot, thenit's back here for a few days/ im flying out to dubai on the 18th where i'll settle in permanently. hope everyone's doing well, ciao for now

    • hizzy

      the countdown

      8 years ago

      so I havent been on much lately... well, pretty much ever... but it's been hectic over here. I'm leaving Canada on July 5... less than 2 weeks away. Work is through the roof, and i still need to get all my shit in order for the big trip. I'm heading to Cairo to chill for a week or so, then to Dubai to register for med school, then to Europe until classes start.

      Keeping me busy till I leave is the new wifey, Sophie. She's my boss at work too which is sweet, and she's 5'1" which is incredibly hot. Check out the pics and feel the envy. Not sure how smart it was to get a girlfriend so close to my departure but whatever... she said she wants to wait for me, so if she does, good; if not, oh well.

      Anyways, off to work again for a while so I'll see you all soon, I hope everyone is doing well. If anybody wants to drop me a line im on AIM: SoonersDB38 and MSN: [email protected]

    • hizzy

      Being this awesome should be illegal

      8 years ago

      Every tuesday I have class from 8:30AM - 10, 11:30 - 1, 4-5:30, and 5:30-8:30.... which is a pretty shitty routine. This past tuesday was a little different though... i skipped my 8:30 class to sleep in a bit, and got to school at 11:30.. only to find that my 2nd class was cancelled (which i already knew but forgot).... so i decided to do the only manly thing possible, and that was to work out for a couple hours. by the time i'm done, it's 2 PM, and i head to an on-campus pub known as Maison (french for House) for the most amazing philly cheese steak sandwich i've ever had. coincidentally i run into my friend PG who i play football with and who is also a big fan of the cheese steak.

      So we sit, chat, eat, and decide to have a pitcher of rickard's red to celebrate eating an amazing sandwich. I had just gotten out of the gym so i down my share of the pitcher pretty quickly, and i'm feeling quite content with life so we order a 2nd pitcher and have at it. again, my thirsty body takes in every last drop and now i'm all smiles. 4 PM rolls around and i tell PG I have to go to class. "why man?? let's go to 'Father and Sons' (FnS, another pub/restaurant on campus) and have some Foster's (australian for beer)!" His logic is flawless and i decide to go drink some Foster's at FnS. and PG also bought me a shot of Canadian Club (whiskey). Life is pretty good at this point.

      fast-forward to 5:30, PG has to go do a presentation in his french class, and he's tuned. I decide he needs support so I go with him, oblivious to the fact that I dont speak french. Regardless, his presentation goes off pretty well (by my standards, anyways), and i give him a standing ovation. The teacher gives me a weird look, as if she's contemplating why it's the end of the semester and she still dosnt recognize my face. Next presentation starts, and there's a hot girl standing in front of the class talking. The only logical thing to do is whistle at her. Some people laugh, so I guess they agree I made the right decision. She is done presenting, I whistle again. At this point the prof decides I need to leave. She points at the door and says something in french. PG decides to speak up on my behalf, and after a french verbal exchange, he gets kicked out too.

      So we're standing in the hall contemplating what to do now, when I realize I need to urinate. PG: "guy man just piss on the door." I can always count on PG's logic. PG follows his own advice, and now the door and the floor of the entrance to the classroom is covered in very clear piss. We kick the door for good measure and run off, pausing only for a few seconds to look into the camera monitoring the hallway. It's ok, maybe they didn't see us.

      Back outside, we decide to head back to FnS to have some more Foster's. We stumble in and promptly get kicked out. It's 6PM and the bar staff don't want us around. Assholes. We go back to Maison, our home, and act orderly for 10 seconds while a new bartender gives us a pitcher of something. I forget what it was. I ask her name, she says something I didnt understand. She tells me to call her 'Dee'. I'm in. We start drinking, I order a wrap from Dee and ask her if she wants to have a drink, but she is still working so she can't. We chat a little and she goes back to the bar. PG decides now is a good time to break glasses. "Sorry Dee". PG also decides to throw a wet napkin at Dee. "I'm really sorry Dee." She asks us to leave. Back outside, we decide to have some sort of competition to kill some time. We decide the best sport to engage in is standing in the street and seeing who can knock on the most car windows as cars drive by. The 4th or 5th car pulls over and a chinese man gets out. PG runs at him and does his best flying karate kick, but barely reaches past the mans stomach. PG runs away, and the asian man decides that the other guy laughing his ass off (me) must be an accomplice. He tries tackling me. Asian man fails at tackling football player, gets back in his car, and leaves. I look at my watch: 7:30. Fuck time flies. I decide it's time fo rme to head home to do my homework. I get home and pass out.

    • hizzy

      St. Patty's Day

      8 years ago

      To sum it up, I will revert back to grade school arithmatic:

      30 Beers for the price of 24
      12 hours
      3 Drinking games
      1 hot tub
      2 topless chicks

      The scary part is, I still can't say it was the best saturday I've ever had. Meh, life goes on.

    • hizzy

      Any tech savvy people?

      8 years ago

      Ok, so here's the problem. I have a copy of a highlight film that a guy who works for my team put together on a cheap little DVD for us. At the end of the film, there's a blooper reel of me drunk off my ass singing about "a lady in red, who gives a lot of head"... whatever, it dosn't matter. Anyways, my comp dosn't have a DVD drive, so I have to run the CD on my sister's comp. What I'm trying to do is copy the material onto the harddrive, then edit it and cut out the blooper reel. I was able to copy it onto my sister's comp, but when I tried opening it with Windows Movie maker, it didnt work because it only supprts .avi and whatever other standard formats are, but the files I have are .VOF. So here's the question: is there any way to convert that tape into .avi? Any help would be awesome, I promise not to be a prick to you for at least 3 days.

    • hizzy

      The Linebacker is back!

      8 years ago

      well, I havent updated anything in a while so I figure I'll indulge everyone with my latest advanture. Last night was my football team's banquet, it's a yearly thing we do that includes dinner and then we watch a highlight tape from the season. Anyways, this year I decided to go stag... last year I took a girl to the dinner, and it was just boring for her so I figure I can just enjoy my dinner, and invite the girl to come out drinking. Somehow though, one of my friends got stuck being Linebacker's "date" so she could go to the dinner with her friend Amanda. While we're there, she drops the question on me: "where's your girlfriend?" (to refresh your memory, a while ago I tried to get away from her by telling her I have a girlfriend). Without missing a beat I just said "she's coming later". At the time I didn't fully realize that I actually DID have a girl coming to meet me, but she wasn't my girlfriend. And as a general rule (for the guys), telling a girl that you've been claiming to be in a relationship with her is a big no-no. Only if she offers. Otherwise it's just creepy. Anyways, I quickly realize that I had a lot of ground to cover so I basically tried to stay between both girl all night. Eventually my girl (Cassie) said somehing like "why is that girl looking at me like that?"..."i dunno, she's a weird one, nobody likes her. If I was you, I'd stay away from her all night." It worked for a while until Linebacker finally decided to put her weight into it and plowed through the entire bar to get to Cassie.... the only part of the conversation I managed to hear was when Cassie said "oh I haven't seen him in almost 5 years!" (referring to when we knew eachother while I lived in windsor). Basically my over was blown and Linebacker's onslought came all over again. Luckily though I was pretty occupied with Cass so it was ok.

    • hizzy

      New wounds!

      8 years ago

      Ahhh I thought that once the season was over, football would leave my body alone, but nope, here's the latest injury: (be warned, it's a little bit graphic, so for the sake of those who just cry at the sight of blood, I've linked it):
      The cut
      The stitches

      We were having a nice practice inside a dome on turf, one of the other DB's was reaching out for a ball and stumbled at full speed.... ran right into me, his forehead conected with the bottom of my chin, and it started bleeding a lot... I cleaned it off on my shirt (which is now ruined... fuck I really liked that shirt too), and put a little bandaid on it and kept playing but I didnt know how deep it was. When I got home I looked in the mirror and thought "shit... back to the car"... went to the hospital where I had to wait 3 hours to get 5 stitches. Not a bad night, overall.

    • hizzy

      Surgeon General's Warning

      8 years ago

      Talking to Hizzy can be hazardous to your friend-list.

      Frequent interaction may cause an overdose of awesome, which can lead to the loss of loser friends. Please use caution when attempting any social activity, and keep your girl locked away.


      Suck it, bitches hahahahaha

    • hizzy

      some people...

      8 years ago

      For the most part I tried to keep this journal a rant-free zone... I had another area for that type of writing. But I guess this should be posted here as it is somewhat relevant.

      What the hell is wrong with some guys? Seriously. They suck up to anything with ovaries, even when they don't know the person. Hell, they don't even know if it actually has ovaries or not. They throw around compliments confetti at a parade, and when a girl says "thank you" out of simple manners, they take it as an invitation to keep it going, to the point where they're too annoying to even be around. Learn the lesson: just because a girl said "thanks", dosn't mean she wants to hear how much you care about her and how beautiful she is 24 hours a day. In fact, chances are, she dosn't want to hear it from you again.

      When you tell a girl you care about her, and she mysteriously has to leave shortly afterwards... then leave her alone. Take a hint.

  • About Me

    Like many children, I was once born. Here I am today, still alive.

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  • Comments (355)

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      you seem to have noone posting on your comments section so I will....

      Hi! smiley1.gif

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      hahahahaha you're fucking awesome... love the eulogy.... I'm just going to wait for a little bit more but for sure you're getting mods for that! smiley12.gif

    • MariaDawn

      MariaDawn

      7 years ago

      Actually, it's just the letter "A"... smiley8.gif

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      smiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gif that is all I have to say!

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      until i get another one smiley6.gif

    • MariaDawn

      MariaDawn

      7 years ago

      Tsuuuuuu...

      I have Facebook set up for mobile alerts, so just send me a message there the next time you have time to chat. With the time zone, I never know when you're around and available.

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      yeah cuddling is for fags

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      I wish they would be reading this... that way they can back the fuck off...

      But they are not cool people like us.

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      Understand why I want to be a man so much now?

    • minouners

      minouners

      7 years ago

      You're right that women in general do gossip but honestly, not as much as lesbians... I never thought it could get any worse...

      And you're right, T.V. doesn't help at all... smiley7.gif