holpar

Female
from Odenton, MD

  • Activity

    • I don't fake shit

      6 years ago

      holpar

      seriously! ok let me explain. A friend of mine who is not on the site is under the conclusion that girls don't poop. This baffles me on two fronts, because 1. he has been married for 6 years, in that time he has never once seen his wife poop. wtf seriously. Maybe I am not normal but it is a natural function and damnit in my own house in my own bathroom I will poop and if I don't fee like closing the door between the bathroom and bedroom I am not going to. The point is in 7 years, Tom has seen me poop. Poop happens! 2. What uptight girls is he hanging around...because girls don't fart either. So apparently there is no name for that bad air coming from my ass for the last two days. My stomach got mad at me ok. It also happens.

      So I told him my concern for him that women poop. If he needed me to I would poop, take a pic, and txt it to him. Which he responded with "so you will get someone to poop for you and take a pic of theirs." and I responded with "no, I don't fake shit!" Take that comment as you will.

      My favorite line from this conversation was his, that women don't poop and only have buttholes to give men sexual variety.

      I do hope you have enjoyed this crappy journal.

    • Hawaii...soon

      6 years ago

      holpar

      So last post I should be in sunny Hawaii but no not so much. Plans fell through and it is a process to get a cat ready to go Out of CONUS (Continental United States). So I fly out the 25th of April out of DC. That's right the gov't will not pay for my flight out of Florida since our last duty station was DC. So that blows. I am driving up to DC and staying with a friend. The next day I spend all day traveling with a drugged kitty and a 3 year old. I am not looking forward to it. In other news I have become quite the PC FPS. I love Borderlands and working on re-leveling my hunter. My laptop crashed and I lost my save game...I don't really want to talk about it. If you have Steam and would like to play with me my Steam name is holpar3. That is all the update I got.

  • Comments (1535)

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      *swing cane wildly* I remember when there was nothing but 8 pm ABC family nights with Muppets!! When Mark Hamil was on promoting Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back and Henry Winkler still had the leather jacket and didn't jump sharks!

      *cough cough* I hate being sick and having old nerons fire =P

      Can we scare people off the lawn though? it is fun ^_^

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      Muppet challenge huh?

      You know I am old right and know about all that stuff?

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      I searched
      I seeked
      I looked near
      I looked far
      and look, I found the Holopar!

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

      Tell me you didn't get asked that?!

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      Yes, he is in all the anatomical ways possible you are a woman and a lady in all sences of the words *hided so as not to get beaten down*

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      didn't want to bug you guys too much

      maybe in Jan we can get together smiley1.gif

    • astarte

      8 years ago

      merry christmas smiley12.gifsmiley11.gif

    • monopoly_j Elevator's not worthy.

      8 years ago

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      I just want to wish you a Very Merry Christmas!

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    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      I DEMAND PRETTY DRESSUP PICTURES FROM THE BALL!!!!!!

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      Normally I don't do this but in Feb it's new tat season for my birthday and I'm looking for some input, please stop on by and let me know what you think.

      www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2251900

      Thanks much.

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      it just reminded me of you, no clue why

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    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      Having seen Avenue Q...I have to say that Kate Monster sounds exactly like you smiley1.gif makes me smile a little smiley12.gif

      Tell Tom Happy Veterans Day for me!

    • Malek

      8 years ago

      Tell Tom happy Veterans Day for me.

    • Phantasm99

      8 years ago

      Glad to hear it...I don't know though, they sure have made a big deal about the hummingbird all over tv I have seen other references to it in other shows. Who knows might be something else.

    • C_D_M

      8 years ago

      What do you get a one year old girl that has alot of stuff ?

      I have no ideal what to get my daughter

      Doc

    • Kritzia8

      8 years ago

      halloweenhugs.gif

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Glad to hear that. :)

      As for me, I'm just... here. Waiting for 2pm to come and be over with... oral surgery... getting wisdom teeth pulled.

      But until then, I'll be organizing my computer and playing video games. :D

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Haha, curse you shiny objects! *shakes fists*

      But anyway, how are you this fine halloween?

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      1st, off, I KNOW HER AS WELL! AMAZING! smiley4.gif

      And 2nd off, thanks for the friend request on Facebook. Sorry I didn't say anything earlier. I was actually going to do that, then I saw something shinny... and, well... I'm sure can guess the rest. smiley4.gif

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      Ah...just never saw it there and was like

      huh wha huh? That doesn't look right...

    • Spiko117

      8 years ago

      Keeler?

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      you WoWing anytime soon?

    • llcoolbean

      8 years ago

      I cant believe how nerfed WoW became. Our guild went from2/4 TK to 3/4 with almost crash coursing Kael. We were 1/5 in hyjal prior to patch then after patch we went 4/5 one shot. Then with BT we were 0/9 pre-patch, post patch we are 7/9 and only b/c we didn't have time to attempt the last 2. Yea its fun to see the content but to me it just seems too easy now. Plus I'm not really liking the fact that its basically melee gear or caster gear, so instead of just contending with healers i gotta deal will all casters....lame

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      so how goes the employment as the bitch that haunts me?

    • Icarus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Me too! Missed you guys smiley6.gif

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      Just advising


      move along...



      easter-bunny-dead-demotivational-poster.

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

      -Too Human style slide attack butt slap-

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      i need to do the same now and focus on my planets...spent too much time just running around

    • peepingTom

      8 years ago

      It's been a while since I've been on - - and your image alerts anal raped me. =P
      Jk

      You're boy is a cute one. You're going to have your hands full.

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      gah smiley11.gif ...

      friggin empire is too big...gotta focus on a smaller are for now

      have at least one war that might break out soon

      been to about 600 solar systems so far...200 more and i get my stage 5 engine

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      what is your spore name???

      wanted to put on my buddy list...buddy smiley0.gif

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      HELP smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

      that friggin game is adictive smiley4.gif

      SPORE is the devil

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Oh hey, I didn't you know where in VA.

      Hello fellow Virginia person! *waves* smiley0.gif

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      i'll call you this evening

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      what kinda timeframe are you thinking of going?

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      and i forgot about this one

      www.capcitybrew.com/locations.php

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      looks interesting although that is kind of a long way to drive after an all you can drink event...but i'm sure i can manage smiley0.gif


      Dave and Buster's is kinda on my poopoo list...too friggin loud (i must be getting old)

      I'm even up for just hanging out if you want...but i get the feeling you need a break from the house.

      We could alwys go to a VA brewpub and then crash at your place

      www.shenandoahbrewing.com/ is one, i'll try to find some others


      The Duclaw lunch/tasting event looks good though



    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      you were offline when i got the IM asking about the weekend

      what did you have in mind?

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      8 years ago

      Don't worry, it'll red ring eventually. They all do.

    • masterdenae

      8 years ago

      Sometimes I have my moments of weakness, but yes. For the best.

      That's what I keep telling myself.

      You're married, aren't you?

    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      s'ok...that's just my protective nature coming out I guess

      i had to laugh at myself when I got to the middle and saw it was the Xbox smiley6.gif

    • masterdenae

      8 years ago

      I liked his sense of humor....and how different he was from me.

      Until I realized we were just TOO different.

    • mb2000inc

      8 years ago

      Do they offer a company car?


      No, sadly, they're not that big of a company.

    • masterdenae

      8 years ago

      He wasn't Brad Pitt. That's for sure.

      He was packin though. And I don't mean a firearm. smiley8.gif

    • masterdenae

      8 years ago

      Understatement of the century.

    • Sphynx21

      8 years ago

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    • noobalicious

      8 years ago

      monday is a Fed holiday for me... Tom off duty by any chance?

    • SargeOA

      8 years ago

      lol i take it epidural?

    • mb2000inc

      8 years ago

      I do look up my own porn... you know that... But I'm always in the market for more. smiley0.gif
      You should see my favorites menu. smiley8.gif

    • mb2000inc

      8 years ago

      I don't even want to see pics of that... however, there are already a few floating around. smiley7.gif

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