jedipoet

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  • About Me

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    Rock crushes scissors
    Scissors cut paper
    Paper covers rock
    Rock crushes lizard
    Lizard poisons Spock
    Spock smashes scissors
    Scissors decapitate lizard
    Lizard eats paper
    Paper disproves Spock
    Spock vaporizes rock

  • Comments (5507)

    • Baraxis

      2 years ago

      www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/i-felt-you-in-my-leg...

      • jedipoet

        2 years ago

        lol. Now I have their songs in my head. :D

    • CapDac

      2 years ago

      I know the Arkham games aren't your thing but apparently John Noble from Fringe is voicing Scarecrow in the new one

    • Baraxis

      2 years ago

      i wish i was a lion who would ride on your back for fun. then when it got late into the evening we could sip tea and look at the stars.

      How high were you when you wrote this four years ago?

      • jedipoet

        2 years ago

        Absolutely hilarious.

      • Baraxis

        2 years ago

        On my hippopotamus picture.

      • jedipoet

        2 years ago

        Where did I say this?

      • jedipoet

        2 years ago

        I have no fucking idea sir, but holy shit.

    • ErokDragun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just here

      2 years ago

      hey bro, just wanted to say thanks for clearing up that insult to me by Billy and the ladies about 5 years ago in that Rencast debacle.

      Good looking out!

      • jedipoet

        2 years ago

        You're welcome sir.

    • monopoly_j

      2 years ago

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      MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    • CapDac

      2 years ago

      It wouldn't let me join party to say bye. Sorry

    • CapDac

      3 years ago

      Didn't know you were into Game of Thrones. We should talk on this

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Awesome!

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i'm sure will post images form our adventure. rage gets in late tonight. :D

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Nice. Pics

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        more or less.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Is this that hotboxing the house plan you talked about Retcast?

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        we may try to watch the whole season while brandon is out here.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        True, true

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        better she have to do it then to let him suffer.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        And then his sister cut his throat. That was harsh.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        oh....yeah it was fucked up when that skelton was just stabbing the shit out of him.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yeah. That part surprised the hell out of me, because the boy Jojen is not dead in the books yet

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i loved the fight with the skeletons.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Fuckin A

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        that fuck had it coming and so did sha.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Tyrion lives, yes. Shot his dad.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i loved the too loved that fight and how arya took his money and left him and then her the bravos captain. and tyrion LIVES!!!!

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yup. Loved the Hound/Brienne/Arya part. And Stannis rocking up at the wall

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i thought it was a great episode.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        ...well. It happened.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        IT'S ALMOST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Cool

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        thanks i'll check it.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        But it will be the longest episode of the series. 66 minutes.

        So not knowing how your Tivo or DVR or whatever the hell it works, make sure it gets the whole thing

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i know. :(

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        So. One more week

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i fucking loved the giant chain and also terrifying.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        He was ready to keep fighting...

        What'd you think of the giant chain? That was not in the books and it made me jump, yessir

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yeah their fight was awesome and i love when jon said to put him in chains.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yep. Had a major "Oh Shit" moment when he and the bearded wildling, Tormund, went toe to toe. Badasses both.

        And that poor guy who got shot with a giant's arrow...damn

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yeah the part where he told jon that he was probably right about the gate and how he led his men during the fight and how jon stepped his game up. it really was a good one.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        BA-zing.

        Yeah, last night was pretty nuts. I was surprised how much I was cheering for the asshole master-at-arms who hates Jon. The guy may be a total dick, but he put all that aside in the face of danger and kicked some serious ass.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        HE HAS NO TEETH TO BITE WITH BECAUSE HE GOT THEM SMASHED THE FUCK IN!!!!

        good episode last night but not enough arya. i'm sad pip and the other guy didn't make it.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        May be a different definition of "all talk" then, because down here "all talk" means you got a lot of bark but no goddamn teeth to bite with

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        all talk does not imply he didn't have a hope of winning. it implies that all he talked about was seeking revenge against all parties responsible and he gets killed in the first round of mortal kombat.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        True, he's still the loser, but 'all talk' implies he had no hope of winning at all. Which he did.

        If another team in sports is all talk, they fumble the ball early on and never put any points on the board. They don't lead up until the endgame.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        in sports when one team is winning the whole game but loose it at the end and the stats show is the loss. the fact remains he is not having an open casket funeral.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        True, but it seems like a bit of a long way to go for another exile.

        If he had gotten his head pulped as soon as he stepped out, he would be. But the fact remains that he was winning until he took his eyes off the prize.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        it's not like jorah couldn't make the journey.

        if you spent the whole season talking about the revenge you were going to get and then the first opportunity to begin said revenge you get your face smashed in, you are all talk.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Jorah's on the wrong side of the world to take the black. Thought they took a bit long to get to that revelation and it kind of happened out of nowhere, but at least it's done with.

        The Viper wasn't really all talk. He could have won the fight. In fact, he pretty much had, if only he'd just stayed back a few feet. He just got a little bit too obsessed with hearing what he wanted.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        a little pissed that the viper turned out to be all talk and deservedly got his fucking face smashed in for it. fucking loved arya losing her shit and laughing when she finds out her aunt is dead. i can't wait to see if tyrion survives this shit. the blood dripping through the ceiling during the wildlings attack for awesomely horrifying. also i'm curious to see what happens to jorrath. take the black maybe?

        you?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        So what did you think?

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and by rumble i mean trail by combat and stuff also dialogue.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERKS

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        you.re welcome.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Nope. All 'Murica

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        is there a australian holiday as well or is america fucking it up for you?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        I know, right? Fucking holidays

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        my gut was telling me martell would be tyrion's champion but i didn't even think it would be because of the mountain. his speech with tyrion was just as good as bronn's was. and arya and the hound.
        is his name of the list?
        i don't know his name.
        what's you name?
        says name is immediately killed.
        loved it.

        what a great fucking episode. now i have to wait two fucking weeks.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Oberyn Martell is a goddamn beast

        And the scene with Tyrion and Bronn was heartbreaking

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        great fucking episode.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Watching in an hour

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        so close to the new episode. so close.....................

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        I am not

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        are you watching penny dreadfull?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Fair enough on both counts

        Still hate Shae though

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i think shae is being coerced but still that i no excuse.

        i see you point about varys. but i am very displeased with him.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Varys I get. He told Ned back in Season One that in order to stay alive and keep doing what he must to serve the realm, sometimes he has to throw people under the bus. When he told Tyrion he never forgets a thing, he was apologising to him as much as he could.

        Shae, though...that bitch can burn in hell. Even if she was so pissed at Tyrion to testify against him...she said she loved Sansa and would protect her, and here she's just painting a target on the girl's head. Fuck that bitch.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i was so pissed at shea and varies.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        My god. That speech was scary. Peter Dinklage gonna eat someone's face

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        TRIAL BY COMBAT!!!!!

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Me too. They could have their own road trip sitcom called "Fuck the King"

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yeah it was awesome. i really want more of their story.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Fuckin A. I love it how she says his name on her list and he looks over, acknowledging she probably could do it, and just lets it go.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        indeed, sir. i loved the bit with arya and the hound.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yeah, I really don't like that guy. Only out for himself

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        it was a good episode. shocking to find out that littlefinger is the one who put this whole thing in motion. he has now replaced jofery as the person i most want to die horribly.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        So I was wrong, the episode title was "First of His Name". The other title is next week, and yes, Tyrion should tell someone that.

        Watching with my buddies in lik a half hour

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i hope tyrion tells someone that they can't handle the truth.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yep yep. The title of the episode is "The Laws of Gods and Men", which makes me think Tyrion's trial

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        one more day.....

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Damnation

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        probably may 25th. that's memorial day.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Fuckin' A. Can't wait for next week.

        Which week is your holiday where they don't show an episode?

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yeah the ending was dope. this season is so good.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        I lost my shit at that ending. That's uncharted territory. Books haven't done anything like THAT

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        lol. was a good episode. loved the brom and jamie and tyrion stuff. loved jamie giving that chick the sword and the armor. i loved podrick becoming the squire. missed arya. loved MoD and her flag being displayed.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

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      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        For sure

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        right on. i'll text more after tonight's episode.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yeah...I was kind of hoping he'd be the one to fight the champion in the latest episode, but naturally they gave it to the mercenary guy. Oh well. His time will come, and then we'll see how awesome he is.

        I just remember one scene from the books...Danaerys asks him how he escaped from King's Landing after they kicked him out of the Kingsguard. Story's pretty long, but there's one awesome moment that sticks out in my mind. They tried to arrest him, and as he said to Dany "He must have feeling brave because I had no sword; unfortunately for him, he had only three men with him, and I still had my knife."

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        really i don't think the tv show has showed him do much of anything.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Dude is pretty badass.

        So's Barristan Selmy, the old knight they kicked out of the Kingsguard and so he shacked up with Danaerys instead. The old man who could kick the shit out of everyone he comes across.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        brom is also another favorite character of mine. i loved the stand off between him and the hound before the battle at kingslanding.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Yeah, I read them all, but enough has changed in a good way to keep me surprised, and it's great seeing an adaptation that got it largely right. The Hound is awesome. Tyrion is awesome. Tywin is awesome. They are as I saw them in the book.

        And some changes are just great. In season 2, Arya wound up hanging out with Tywin Lannister. Never happened in the book, but those two actors are so awesome playing off each other that I adored each scene.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        if they could watch that scene as it was happening and know it was rape then that is a sad state about them.
        i didn't realize he was the red viper. i'm liking him. i loved when tyrion kept telling him he wasn't the one responsible for his sisters death. i'm really diggin his character and can't wait to see what happens. have you read any/all of the books?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        I love Jaime too, and I'mma pretend like the rape part never happened. The production crew keeps saying it wasn't intended to be rape, and I believe them, but they done fucked up writing it then. It wasn't rape in the books. Although it still was right next to incest king's corpse. Apparently the Joffery actor kept sitting up and watching what was going on

        What do you think of the Red Viper? Spanish bisexual dude

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i love dany, last week when she laucnhed barrels of slave collars at them i cheered. talk softly and carry three dragons i always say. but seriouls if i have daughters i want to name them mother of dragons and arya.
        arya is the fucking tits. i can't wait to see her whole story. i was so happy when she got her sword back.
        i too like tyrion and when h and his father talk. peter is simply amazing in this show. his defense of kings landing is on par with the adama maneuver from BSG.
        before the season i was really looking forward to jamie and his story line but rapey mcraperson really derailed that last episode. jeez whats worst than incestuous rape in front of your childs dead corpse?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Arya and the Hound are two of my favourite characters, so I can happily watch them. I'm not so much a fan of Dany, she annoys me, but the trial of Tyrion Lannister and his dealings with his father and the Red Viper should be awesome. I could watch Tywin and Tyrion having conversations for hours.

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        indeed sir. that little bastard didn't learn of thing from batman. lol. but seriously he was amazing as joffrey. this season i'm most looking forward to arya and the hounds story line and the mother of dragons story line. what about you?

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Heh heh heh...much cheering

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yup. best wedding of the series so far.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        Solid. You up to date in season 4 at the moment, then?

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        not really. i had known about it and was interested in it but didn't have access nor really seek at getting the dvds. but once i moved out and got hbo was waiting for it to pop up on ondemand and once it did i was stoked. so going i new ned was dead. so that wasn't surprising. the red wedding was super shocking even though i was aware that something big was gonna happen when it did it shocked me. i love the end of season one with Daenerys and the dragons being born in Dragos funeral pyre.

      • CapDac

        3 years ago

        That's awesome. Did you have any moment in particular that was a "holy shit I want to watch more of this" moment?

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        yea about two months ago, it came on my cable's on-demand so i watched all three seasons over the course of two weekends and then i got my mom hooked so she bought the blu rays so she could watch them and now on sunday nights she comes over to my place and we watch the new episodes. i fucking love it sir.

    • ren19

      3 years ago

      nice picture poet lol

      • jedipoet

        3 years ago

        i forgot i took that. good times.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      4 years ago

      Korra Bluray
      The Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock game I just got
      Star Trek video game trailer

    • CapDac

      4 years ago

      I fly out in a week.

      Holy shit.

      • CapDac

        4 years ago

        I'mma pack my cold weather gear. Word.

      • jedipoet

        4 years ago

        I know right, I'm getting pumped. Fyi its snowing today.

    • monopoly_j

      4 years ago

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      Merry Christmas from Monopoly_J
      I hope the Holiday finds you doing well.

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    • ares23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=222251...
      u are needed

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian Hat

      4 years ago

      BTW: Nalani = Izzi

    • Longshanks77

      4 years ago

      So read it's your birthday.. Happy Birthday hope it was fantastic with lots of special treats. :)

      • jedipoet

        4 years ago

        Thanks. It was a good day, I saw a movie with a friend.

    • Nixorbo

      5 years ago

      Used the google machine to check out Morena Baccerin's Homeland knockers.

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      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        They're like the opposite of the holocaust.

    • MoreLikePuma

      5 years ago

      Yo dude you still have that crazy Fools time travel SH2 story. Kinda wanna read it.

      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        no luck sir. i maybe able to get it off my broke computer but i'd need my cousins help and i have no idea when that could happen. tack may have a copy.

      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        Shit, I don't know. I'll have to check my computer when I get home, if its not on there it may still be in my Gmail files. I'll check when I get off tonight.

    • Nixorbo

      5 years ago

      Since I don't know if you follow the animated gif thread or if it's been posted elsewhere:

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    • Longshanks77

      5 years ago

      Like I said in the CBM thread , you're timing is impeccable and always makes me laugh out loud for real. =)

    • Longshanks77

      5 years ago

      Hi.. wish I was high.. hi.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      5 years ago

      Your jedipoet game of death makes me sad.

    • MoreLikePuma

      5 years ago

      This should be on your wall.

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      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        it is now, sir. :D

    • MoreLikePuma

      5 years ago

      Unless.jpg

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      That thing you're doing with the characters from those two pages...that all in a Word doc or some such?

      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        yes.

      • CapDac

        5 years ago

        Well yeah, but you have it saved on hard drive, yes?

      • jedipoet

        5 years ago

        no its broken up into chapters.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

      Oh c'mon, baby don't be like that.

    • Longshanks77

      5 years ago

      I usually laugh out loud a lot when watching it. =)

    • CalPal

      5 years ago

      Hey, just thought I'd let you know, your game of death still has some life in it.

      Yes, I'm just as surprised as you are. Having said that, it'd be real nice if you came back and just said hello, or preferably let everyone know if you still want to keep it alive, since - well, I think it's still one of the better forum games that I participated in.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      5 years ago

      20% Cooler

    • Longshanks77

      5 years ago

      Omg.. I laughed when I saw your Leia post in CBMT.

    • Longshanks77

      5 years ago

      Happy New Year Poet. =)

    • monopoly_j

      5 years ago

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      I just want to take this time to wish you a very Merry Christmas!

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      The Reason for the Season!

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    • NSA_Phoenix

      5 years ago

      thanks. i totally lost that link months ago.

    • SpiderWolve

      5 years ago

      Hey, where's the link to the musical and the list of songs and such?

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      5 years ago

      I came across this image and thought you might like it.

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    • MoreLikePuma

      5 years ago

      I did. It was alright. Could use more clips. The songs could stand to be cut down a bit.

    • ren19

      5 years ago

      ... I <3 u poet

    • ren19

      5 years ago

      Now I am....

    • ren19

      5 years ago

      it's Istanbul, batman is an ass, you try to sing the opening song...then nothing

    • SharpAsATack

      5 years ago

      I really liked it, it was fun.

    • ren19

      5 years ago

      THERE IS NO SECRET ENDING!
      just the opening theme.

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      You don't need to thank me

      [/Batman]

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      It be an excellent mix, sir

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      The bonus Ren track at the end was funny. Classy.


      The voices over Bat and Derezzed helped it flow. Nice work, sir.

    • ren19

      5 years ago

      where is it?

    • MoreLikePuma

      5 years ago

      Not really. Why?

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

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    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      I'd suggest a compromise on Bat Out of Hell, if you're still thinking of cutting it down...I don't think you should, as I've stated, but if people do get onto it, there are several places in the song you could slip in some more Billy or Brandon or Puma or Rekon or you. That might make people feel better without needing to detract from the song

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      I had my laptop out in the club where I had dinner tonight, and my headphones on...kept getting weird looks because I was laughing during the dialogue of the Megamix.

      I have no idea how you do it, sir. My hat is off to you.

    • SpiderWolve

      5 years ago

      Dude. The mix is fan fucking tastic, and I'm barely on "I'm on A Boat" smiley6.gif

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      OK, but I have to leave for work in about 20 minutes. I can listen, but you'll be waiting until tonight for an answer

    • CapDac

      5 years ago

      Can you email it over? I'll PM you my address, if that's possible

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