jegsimmons1

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from Huntsville Alabama

  • About Me

    Just a guy who like drawing, photoediting, movie makeing, gameing and all the buttery goodness that is internet.
    Im also christian and Im also a halo fanatic. feel free to Watch me because im always active and interesting /shamlessplug.
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  • Comments (1006)

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      1 month ago

      I've got an extra special birthday present for you ~

      youtu.be/ZhRT7LKQmiI?t=6444

      1:47:22 to end. Just enjoy it.

      Post edited 6/21/15 2:37PM

    • SpleeSpree

      SpleeSpree

      1 month ago

      Did you know this was going on?

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhWsDkqrofw

      Only had time to tune in for a second, though it actually seemed like Animal Mother was disagreeing with Sargon.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      2 months ago

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      "YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA, ALL SHINY AND CHROME."


      As stupid decisions go... this one is waaaaay up there.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      2 months ago

      Dude, I gotta learn to trust your recommendations even more than I already do. I'm up to episode 3 of Daredevil, it's amazing. Love it.

      THAT FUCKING HALLWAY FIGHT :D

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        2 months ago

        So I hear! My next major college deadline is Friday, I plan to so it the Saturday afterwards to celebrate (if I get the essay done on time.)

    • Caszie

      Caszie Queen Fish

      3 months ago

      Hey! Thanks for the friendship! :)

      • Caszie

        Caszie Queen Fish

        3 months ago

        Kind of the response I figured I'd get from you! Haha

      • Caszie

        Caszie Queen Fish

        3 months ago

        I see you around the site a lot and I can never tell whether I love what you post or hate it. You're an interesting individual! :D

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      I have a feeling you're gonna bust a gut laughing at the new RVB PSA if you haven't seen it already xD

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      Is it just me, or does the villain of Dead Space 3 look like Jim Sterling?

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      I mean... the glasses, the red background, kinda overweight.... egotistical meglomania...delusions of grandeur and self importance.... just sayin.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        3 months ago

        Ah. I'll admit the series is kinda overrated (And in the case of 3, over-hated) but I got all 3 for like, less than $10 over the years, so they're good for what they're worth. Just not very good as horror games. More "thrillers" than anything else, you know the kind, gory SF action with horror elements, but not much actual horror. Sorry I'll shaddup. Just, 4am, random thoughts.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      Oh fan-fucking tastic. EVEN DC ARE DOING THE "TRAILER FOR A TRAILER" BULLSHIT NOW. Is nothing sacred anymore?

      I'd make a trailer-ception joke, but frankly this teaser has so many BWAAAHHH's it feels a bit redundant....

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        3 months ago

        TRUST NO ONE.

        #CivilWar :P

        Post edited 4/17/15 10:00AM

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      To quote the LK supercut, "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LATEST CA SUCK UPDATE!"

      I was having a shitty morning already as it is. but finding out the Nostalgia Ctitic has done a 'review' of the glorious gem of cheesy action shlock that is Demolition Man made me want to gag in rage.

      No Doug. No. Bad. You don't touch that fucking movie.... NO.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        3 months ago

        That's because it's one of his few strengths. He's good at impressions. That's how he got his start. I don't respect the guy, but I'll admit, yeah, he can do impressions damn well, he's good at capturing the mannerisms and vocal ticks of certain actors and characters.

        So that's why he makes all these references and constantly dresses up in stupid costumes. Because that's what he thinks "comedy" is.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        3 months ago

        I'd say it's a bit of both. See his idea of "Parody" is "Quoting and referencing things" rather than making clever observations and send-ups of tropes and cliche's. So naturally the fact that this is Parody has gone right the fuck over his head.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      Sorry, feeling the urge to bash CA again.

      I actually went to their Indiegogo page. This paragraph made me cringe so hard, I might have damaged my shoulders...

      We also found many independent video producers and brought them under our Awesome Umbrella (think of it like a normal umbrella, only it makes you fly and stuff and talks back to you like something out of Mary Poppins). Together, these producers teamed up with us to create yearly anniversary specials -- which have been universally praised as being: "Light years ahead of M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, but not better than The Avengers."


      ....Dude, I know it's an easy target, but The Last Airbender Movie is not WORSE than your piece of shit LARPing home videos, CA. I would be offended if I were Shyamalan right now, because at least his movie had god damn production values...

      Also, "Universally praised"? Well I'm no film critic, but I'm calling these movies garbage, so there, claim is invalidated. So just another lie to add to the pile on this fraud campaign, eh? :D

      Post edited 4/12/15 12:44PM