Little Witch Academia
A magical girl anime?
Its fucking hilarious. This is hands down one of the funniest fucking anime's i have ever seen in my life.
Yeah the animation is great, the story is serviceable, but holy damn is it funny. Especially the secondary main character Sucy who is literally at the school just to troll. BEST FUCKING GIRL
And she does a dexters lab reference.
Speaking of references, there is a scene in episode 2 ro 3 where the main character Akko FIRES HER ASS OUT OF A CANNON TO CATCH A FLYING BROOM STICK.
Its fucking loony toon.
10/10 tears down my face laughing so hard at this insanity.
2 days agojegsimmons1
Little Witch Academia
4 days agojegsimmons1
Anime: Overlord. (also a manga)
Pictured, skeletor looking main character (never in human form) and his NPC turned real second in command who OPENLY wants to hop on his dick. Funny story about that, he changed her settings back when it was a game from "being a bitch" to "being in love with him" as a joke. She has a body pillow of him. I shit you not. And its hilarious.
Dudes gets trapped in an MMORPG that takes him to a completely different world that isnt even the MMORPG but similar.
He's playing the villain and is the highest ranked possible. Essentially hes a competent Skeletor. And hes planning on taking over the world
Why is this better than any other "trapped in video game" anime:
Well as i said...villain. And his lackys were the guilds NPCs and only serve his every command despite being not only super powerful but....pretty fucking evil yet likable. And they view the players as a sort fo God they serve because the players actually created and designed these NPCs.
On top of that the main character IS THE ONLY KNOWN PLAYER IN THE GAME. He stayed because the mmo's servers were closing down but he got transported as his giant walking skeletor mother fucker self to another dimension.
Other notes: its studio madhouse so the animation is marvelous, the pacing and story rolls nicely so its isnt what i call "a grind anime". Its genuinely funny and witty on how the characters act and how the "overlord" himself controls and plans.
Not Log Horizon levels of depth going into economics, but pretty good.
And a large cast of interesting evil henchmen.
This manga isnt an anime yet and from what i can tell....it CANT be an anime.
Plot: new adventure girl joins a party to slay some goblins.
They get party whiped and shes saved by a VERY high ranking adventurer who ONLY slays goblins as a form of revenge for what they did to his family.
Why can't this be an anime?:
Well it snot for the art, which is great, a mix of berserk and a modern shounen.
it can't be an anime for the simple fact that its probably more brutal than berserk in one aspect.
I mean this has so much fucking rape and murder and murder rape in it.
Because goblins replenish numbers by raping human and female elves and give birth ina week.
Oh and they murder baby goblins as well.
In fact the initial party whipe i mentioned.
1 male swordsman fucking mutilated
1 female wizard stabbed by a poison sword and sexually assaulted
1 female fighter straight up captured, raped, then gangraped to the point where she quits being an advneturer and goes to live ina temple mentally scared.
1 female enchantress who LUCKILY doesnt get raped, becomes our main female lead and suffers just an arrow wound.
Oh and thats the first chapter/
And theres a prequel side story about the rise of the main hero Goblin slayer (who i forgot to emotion is obsessed to the point of borderline autistic, literally, about murdering goblins) that uh.....
well heres a spoiler picture.
Ever seen that happen to a cute elf waifu?
"Wait so why would i read this if its just murder and rape fetishism?"
To which i respond with
"Who said its was fetishism?"
no my friends this isnt just misogyny or fetishism, its just just the reality and brutality of a real fantasy setting. Its not mention to arouse with its rape and nudity its meant to piss you off and disturb you.
BUT DONT WORRY! There is comedy and light hearted adventure stuff in the story as well, especially when the rest fo the main party cast comes along with a female elf (not raped) a dwarf, and a lizard man holyman.
And these characters are REALLY likable. Among with other characters such as guild girl and cow girl (shes a farm hand, not half cow...well she has big tits, but i digress).
Oh and did i mention the art is fucking fantastic?
And dont worry i did say there was funny bits
Yeah good reaction images you can use from this series.
1 week agojegsimmons1
Dont deny that critics gave this a 100% only because its Marvel, majority black cast, and it appeals to their politics.
Remember these are the same fucks that gave ghostbusters 75% and Last jedi 97% despite both audience scores being rotten.
And for reference, a 100% means black panther somehow beats out the Godfather movies.
......Well unless Black Panther has a scene like this in the middle of the movie i'm calling them mother fucking liars.
2 months agojegsimmons1
That may have been the single most agonizing experience i ever had in a theater.
If you dare say the DCEU sucks but the new star wars are good, you're a fucking liar.
First off this movie doesnt have a single cut more than 6 seconds long. it doesnt have 3 lines of dialogue or 3 complete minutes without a dumb fucking joke or gag. Too much snark and quips and dialogue thats too much like fucking PG clerks than star wars.
The first few lines are a fucking PHONE PRANK!!! A GOD DAMN PHONE PRANK!!!
Not only is the dialogue in need of ADD meds the script is all over the place and ultimately pointless, including a failed escape plan thats 2/3rd of the movie that forces Finn and some new FAN GIRL that no one cares about to go to A FUCKING CASINO!!!!
And remember this ultimately doesnt lead to a damn thing except a back stabbing and ending up just doing the "bad" plan that was actually much smarter.
But the fucking sub plot about the casino has some bullshit about it being a resort of weapons dealers selling to the First order and some horse track and like slave kids working the stables....Its stupid and pointless.
If they cut that shit out the movie would be over an hour shorter and STILL BE TOO FUCKING LONG!
TOO LONG FOR WHAT IS JUST A SCRAMBLED UP EMPIRE STRIKES BACK WITH REDUNDANCY!!!
This movie had more climaxes than Return of the king, it WOULDNT FUCKING END!!!
I went in at 7:30 and came out at 10:30, the movie is nearly 3 FUCKING HOURS LONG!
TO GO ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE!
So whats rey doing?
Pissing off the only good character, Luke.
Who despite being forced to say bad jokes is 100% correct in wanting to end the jedi order and fuck off because he correctly points out how he fell into a trap the jedi always do....being corrupted pieces of shit.
But Luke was self aware enough to know this while also not being evil.
Oh and he milks an alien in a strange and uneeded and just AWFUL scene to pan out the run time.
So rey is being tricked in between being a MaRey Sue and becoming the BESTEST JEDI EVERZ!!! without any actual training or mentoring by luke.
Oh and just to insult us.....
Snoke is killed by Kylo as not a heel turn, but a fucking power grab.
Rey doesnt heel turn at all.
Reys parents....drunks her sold her for fucking booze and buried in the the desert planet. So unless that was a lie, unlikely considering the circumstances around it the force created Rey idea is gone. She just randomly fucking great.
Snoke....is no one! He isnt plagus or even windu. Hes just some random fuck who got power somehow.
Phasma comes back and is useless as ever.
Luke dies, but goes out the best possible way, being a total fucking ZEN G.
Oh and Luke aside the acting is HORRENDOUS! Rey's actress is especially bad with uncharismatic stilted dialogue that doesnt TALK TO people but TALKS AT people.
So the humor.....awful. I didn't laugh at a single fucking thing, especially those stupid fucking bird puffin seal things THAT HAVE LITERALLY NO PURPOSE! ABSOLUTELY NONE!!
As i said its loaded with bad quips and out of place dialouge and visuals, always DESTROYING a tone. theres not an ounce fo drama in this mess because something STUPID has to happen.
There's even a part where Luke gets shot at a fuck ton and then dusts off his shoulder unscathed.
that could have simply been BAD FUCKING ASS, but they framed and timed it as a comedy bit.
In fact when we first see him and he gets his light saber.....flat shot and throws it over his shoulder.
WHY IS THIS A FUCKING COMEDY!?
It feels like they put the 5th element in the movie, but removed what made 5th element funny!
THE MOVIE WILL NOT SHUT ITS FUCKING DICK HOLSTER!
IT IS OBNOXIOUSLY UNFUNNY!
Jar jar binks was less annoying!
Episode 1 had better dialouge!
Episode 1,2, and 3 had better constructed plots and less redundancies.
Is there anything good about it?
Mark Hamill despite them trying to cut his legs out from under him.
And something Jason Pullara (lordkat) informed me about before hand which sold me on going.
SPACE MARY POPPINS.
Carrie Fisher gets blasted into space with an awkwardly long shot of her APPEARING DEAD in the cold of space after the bridge gets blasted.
She wakes up and uses the force to pull her self back to the ship and the way is shot and her positioning looks EXACTLY LIKE THIS
In front of a dead silent and uncomfortable theater of at least 200 people i threw my head back and failed to suppress myself busting a gut laughing. Thats how fucking stupid that scene was.
Do not see this movie, do NOT support this mediocre half assed bottom fo the barrel lack of creativity horse shit.
0/100, 0/10, F-, thumbs down, 0 stars, put a barrel in your mouth and use your toe to pull the trigger.
Should have rewatched justice league, damn it!
2 months agojegsimmons1
Cool your shit people. we're merely back to 2015 status.
Companies are not going to fuck you over more than what they do now, if anything its going to go the route of mobile data and get more competitive.
Especially if you force your providers to be transparent.
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Piece of art i did for the title card for Jason Pullara's (aka lordkat) podcast.
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Based on a joke from Jason Pullara's Sekrit Projeck of star trek, i decided to pick drawing and painting back up after a hiatus and paint ensign Bucky an impossible odds maniac spaceman. Will be a series.
I am the law.
Wil Wheaton is a fucking asshole
Yes, lets be a shitbag to people who merely disagree with gay marriage and have different political viewpoints, that STILL VIEW THEM AS LIVING HUMAN BEINGS AND DONT WISH DEATH ON THEM!!!! Oh but removing the victims humanity by turning them into a soapbox grave to stand on to make an ignorant uninformed, hateful, and cunty irrelevent political statement....is perfectly ok?! FUCK YOU!! People are dead! You turned them into a political platform and are trying to blame a demographic and right that has LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. D-DUh-SHIT- FUCK- SHUT YOUR FUCKING CUNT WESLEY!!!
I mean princess dianas car drive by ted kennedy on the road from final destination 2 wrecked.
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| Asked by: Lorcan0c 2 years ago
I dont have a fucking clue! But i'd like to speak to them to figure out why they thought it was worth the effort.