jegsimmons1

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from Huntsville Alabama

  • Activity

    • You know whats wrong with western animation?

      1 day ago

      jegsimmons1

      Besides pathetic self unaware writing creating mary sues and psychopathic cunt main characters within narrative pushing shoe horned liberal narratives or trying to pretend they're breaking ground with force homosexual relationships or being commentary on "gender" (which, fun fact, doesnt actually exist and isnt recognized within the scientific community because it has zero basis on any biology or even psychology outside of personality traits), bad pacing, aimless arcing stories with too much floundering compounded with lack luster simplistic art lacking textures, proper color pallets, lighting, ect.


      Not having Ed Edd n Eddy's foley.  




    • playing halo 5 again.

      4 days ago

      jegsimmons1

      and it redeemed itself with the Grunt mech suit in warzone firefight

    • Halo wars 2

      2 weeks ago

      jegsimmons1

      Anyone else glad they're introducing new aliens?

      Oh wait no they're just covies again.

    • Ghost in the Shell

      3 weeks ago

      jegsimmons1

      First off, trailer looks like ASS, just cinematography and color grading its awful.
      Secondly, ScarJo, i can not stand her. She isnt a good actor and she for fuck sure cant play the subtleties of the major's character.
      Thirdly, this does not appear to have the plot of the original GITS, which means they're likely making it a matrix rip off. As opposed to an action scifi movie with philosophical questions about souls and what constitutes as life.

      And lastly....yes im coming off petty but this is the UGLIEST i have ever seen Johanson. Her face has grown into a shovel. 

      You know who could have pulled off the major? beside any asian actress with blue eyes...

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      Also yeah, sure am glad the trailer focused on her bisexuality, even though its just a side note in the anime only given to help make her character have a life.

      First KITE got fucked, now GITS....What next, Mezzo Forte?.....Dont you fuck mothering dare, hollywood.

    • Rogue One is Halo Reach.

      3 weeks ago

      jegsimmons1

      Rag tag team of classified special fighters with diverse personalities and backgrounds, one begin an amputee, one with a unique melee weapon fight against a superior imperial force with giant walkers and star cruisers to hunt down a parental figure/scientist with a unique plan/program/digital information that can help turn the tide of the war by sacrificing their lives (most likely) to rely such digital classified info to a specific ship thats bugging out so a special individual can go about with the events of the first installment which will end up being boarded by the enemy and shot down to a world in the outer systems that will eventually lead to the hero blowing up a giant doomsday weapon with said info.


      Now ill give Halo CE a pass on roughly resembling a New Hope since its only similar in two regards. And a New Hope is essentially the basic heros journey people accidentally rip off all the time.

      But Rogue One i wont let that shit slip.

    • I drew a thing.

      3 weeks ago

      jegsimmons1

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      Ensign Bucky, the Space stunt man/ crash test dummy.
      Inspired by Lordkat's sekrit Projict riffs of Star Trek.

    • Hey people on the left

      4 weeks ago

      jegsimmons1

      Rioting, yelling for secession, calling people racist, sexist, islamaphobic, shitting in the streets, assaulting people after dragging them out of their cars, ect

      Is not an appropriate reaction to losing an election.
      I have lost every election i voted in, i havent fucking shot or hurt anyone yet and i dont plan on it now.

      Infact that behavior is WHY YOU FUCKING LOST.

      Crowder is right on the money with it.


      (also does posting youtube videos not work anymore?)


    • Regardless of the election results

      1 month ago

      jegsimmons1

      And how you may feel. (trust me im not happy outside of the senate and house going red, either)
      Just remember one thing.
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      .....

      .....


      Rogue One will suck balls.

       trollface

    • I voted

      1 month ago

      jegsimmons1

      For Gary Johnson in a see of trump voters in one of the deepest red states....while im also a registered republican.


      This election has been FUCKED.

      luckily if Gary get 5% he can get the Libertarian party federal funding and help dissolve the 2 party system.

      now time to switch off everything, get drunk, and keep myself away from sharp objects and firearms until i sober up.

  • About Me

    Just a guy who like drawing, photoediting, movie makeing, gameing and all the buttery goodness that is internet.
    Im also christian and Im also a halo fanatic. feel free to Watch me because im always active and interesting /shamlessplug.
    Jegsimmons.com


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  • Comments (1034)

    • Lorcan0c

      5 months ago

      Congratulations! You've survived one year more, and are one year closer to getting to be lucky enough to live in the glorious orwellian social-justice madated future we all know is on the horizon.


      This is a really roundabout stupid way of saying Happy Birthday isn't it? Well whatever, I've never been one for doing things the easy way. So yeah, have some cake and have a good one, my fellow snarky cynical bastard.

      • jegsimmons1

        5 months ago

        will do *puts gun in mouth*

    • ninjacake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senzu Bean!!!

      5 months ago

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      Couldn't help but think of you.

    • Lorcan0c

      6 months ago

      Oh, by the way. You wanna see the other side of the "CAP IS A NAZI" debacle?

      Red Skull making sense.

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      I know what the writer had in his head. He's trying to be all "Ohhhh Red Skull's like Trump, he's anti-immigrant and evil", but read the second-to-last panel and tell me he's not making a shitload of sense. He's basically being Anti-Social-Justice, but they're unintentionally pointing out the gigantic gaping holes in Social Justice clear as day.


      If this is what "Hydra" is? Then Hail fucking Hydra, that's all I gotta say.

      • jegsimmons1

        6 months ago

        i dont even like trump but this is pathetic, and that second to last panel is ACTUALLY A LEGIT POINT.

        Why is marvel hiring such shitty and self unaware writers?

      • jegsimmons1

        6 months ago

        Lordkat even had a video about it

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      6 months ago

      Why? Because I feel like hasseling you


      Blockbuster new titles. Shocking new status quos. Top-tier creators. This is Marvel NOW!.

      More on Marvel.com

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      6 months ago

      I think that this guy probably has a very good and clear perspective on the whole trans gender bathrooms issue on this one.

      https://www.facebook.com/Yussef.Tri/posts/10153438...

      • jegsimmons1

        6 months ago

        page not found

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        6 months ago

        Weird, maybe need FB account?

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      6 months ago

      I figure this might spark some interest for you

      • jegsimmons1

        6 months ago

        i know i had a similar reaction.

        pants = jizzed in

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        6 months ago

        LOL. Thoughtso. this actually reminded me when xb360 first came out and my reaction to the first cod game and the smoke effects and all that. im having it with this now.

    • Lorcan0c

      7 months ago

      Someone took all the adjectives out of the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare press release.


      The result is.... well....


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      https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4hvp40/so...

      • jegsimmons1

        7 months ago

        pffft!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

        So essentially they made the worlds most dull as shit AAA game!

    • Lorcan0c

      8 months ago

      So update. Nintendo gave a concrete reason for firing Alison Rapp. It had nothing to do with her.... "questionable politics", no. That's what prompted an in-depth investigation into her background (that they for some reason neglected before now)

      Which lead them to discover.... she had a second job under another alias. Which Nintendo say is " in conflict with Nintendo’s corporate culture. "


      http://ie.ign.com/articles/2016/03/31/nintendo-ter...


      A conflict of interest from a social justice advocate in the video game industry?

      Gee, it's almost like this is about Ethics, fuck me, right.

      • jegsimmons1

        8 months ago

        turns out, she was a cam hoe.

      • Lorcan0c

        8 months ago

        Yeah, I found out after that.


        How dense can you get? You land a cozy job as a Nintendo PR, and think "Y'know what? I should pose for smutty photos while holding Nintendo Products. That sends the right image for this kid-friendly company I'm supposed to represent, right?"

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

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      ^ Good plan.

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      So.... this happened.


      Sad to see him hanging up the microphone, but if he thinks continuing to do this is a detriment to his mental health / general wellbeing, then it's the right thing to do.

      • jegsimmons1

        9 months ago

        Yep, i was in the live chat and saw it live.....Fucking STUNNED.

      • jegsimmons1

        9 months ago

        that said we should get our shock jock podcast going in his memory.

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      9 months ago

      I'm about to make your mutha fucking day

      http://www.polygon.com/2016/2/10/10958412/deadpool...

      • jegsimmons1

        9 months ago

        >polygon
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        that said, already ahead of you. Was pretty much confirmed when Fantastic 4 bombed hard. lol


    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      11 months ago

      im just gonna leave this here for you because its you and i know how much you love you so here you go...you



      • jegsimmons1

        11 months ago

        I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        11 months ago

        thought you'd like it.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      I've got an extra special birthday present for you ~

      youtu.be/ZhRT7LKQmiI?t=6444

      1:47:22 to end. Just enjoy it.

      Post edited 6/21/15 2:37PM

    • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Moist Nugget

      1 year ago

      Did you know this was going on?

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhWsDkqrofw

      Only had time to tune in for a second, though it actually seemed like Animal Mother was disagreeing with Sargon.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      "YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA, ALL SHINY AND CHROME."


      As stupid decisions go... this one is waaaaay up there.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Dude, I gotta learn to trust your recommendations even more than I already do. I'm up to episode 3 of Daredevil, it's amazing. Love it.

      THAT FUCKING HALLWAY FIGHT :D

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        So I hear! My next major college deadline is Friday, I plan to so it the Saturday afterwards to celebrate (if I get the essay done on time.)

    • Caszie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fishy Queen

      1 year ago

      Hey! Thanks for the friendship! :)

      • Caszie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fishy Queen

        1 year ago

        Kind of the response I figured I'd get from you! Haha

      • Caszie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fishy Queen

        1 year ago

        I see you around the site a lot and I can never tell whether I love what you post or hate it. You're an interesting individual! :D

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      I have a feeling you're gonna bust a gut laughing at the new RVB PSA if you haven't seen it already xD

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Is it just me, or does the villain of Dead Space 3 look like Jim Sterling?

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      I mean... the glasses, the red background, kinda overweight.... egotistical meglomania...delusions of grandeur and self importance.... just sayin.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Ah. I'll admit the series is kinda overrated (And in the case of 3, over-hated) but I got all 3 for like, less than $10 over the years, so they're good for what they're worth. Just not very good as horror games. More "thrillers" than anything else, you know the kind, gory SF action with horror elements, but not much actual horror. Sorry I'll shaddup. Just, 4am, random thoughts.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Oh fan-fucking tastic. EVEN DC ARE DOING THE "TRAILER FOR A TRAILER" BULLSHIT NOW. Is nothing sacred anymore?

      I'd make a trailer-ception joke, but frankly this teaser has so many BWAAAHHH's it feels a bit redundant....

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        TRUST NO ONE.

        #CivilWar :P

        Post edited 4/17/15 10:00AM

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      To quote the LK supercut, "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LATEST CA SUCK UPDATE!"

      I was having a shitty morning already as it is. but finding out the Nostalgia Ctitic has done a 'review' of the glorious gem of cheesy action shlock that is Demolition Man made me want to gag in rage.

      No Doug. No. Bad. You don't touch that fucking movie.... NO.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        That's because it's one of his few strengths. He's good at impressions. That's how he got his start. I don't respect the guy, but I'll admit, yeah, he can do impressions damn well, he's good at capturing the mannerisms and vocal ticks of certain actors and characters.

        So that's why he makes all these references and constantly dresses up in stupid costumes. Because that's what he thinks "comedy" is.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        I'd say it's a bit of both. See his idea of "Parody" is "Quoting and referencing things" rather than making clever observations and send-ups of tropes and cliche's. So naturally the fact that this is Parody has gone right the fuck over his head.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Sorry, feeling the urge to bash CA again.

      I actually went to their Indiegogo page. This paragraph made me cringe so hard, I might have damaged my shoulders...

      We also found many independent video producers and brought them under our Awesome Umbrella (think of it like a normal umbrella, only it makes you fly and stuff and talks back to you like something out of Mary Poppins). Together, these producers teamed up with us to create yearly anniversary specials -- which have been universally praised as being: "Light years ahead of M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, but not better than The Avengers."


      ....Dude, I know it's an easy target, but The Last Airbender Movie is not WORSE than your piece of shit LARPing home videos, CA. I would be offended if I were Shyamalan right now, because at least his movie had god damn production values...

      Also, "Universally praised"? Well I'm no film critic, but I'm calling these movies garbage, so there, claim is invalidated. So just another lie to add to the pile on this fraud campaign, eh? :D

      Post edited 4/12/15 12:44PM

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Guess what? Those "Contestants" they got for "Pop Quiz Hotshot"? They were never made to sign an NDA.

      So one of them got in touch with LordKat and told him every little detail about the shooting of that "Pilot" episode. Enjoy.

    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      1 year ago

      by the way, did anyone ever show you this?

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        1 year ago

        I can't argue against the results.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Forgot to mention. It was my birthday last week, brother gave me this out of the blue:

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      Gotta hand it to him, the man knows me well. smiley13.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Picked up Injustice: Gods Among us because it was on sale this weekend for really damn cheap.

      Green Lantern (Hal Jordan version) is voiced by Adam Baldwin,


      10/10, don't need to see any more of this game. Perfection.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        And Nolan North as... z...Zod. Heavenly smiley13.gif

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      1 year ago

      Saw this and thought of what a great dad you'd be. smiley0.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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    • Kevinet496

      1 year ago

      Hey, thanks for the add. :-)

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Calling it now. Sarkeesian's gonna make some moronic post decrying Valentine's Day on Saturday as a "Tool of the patriarchy" and using some kind of metaphor about the act of buying gifts for a partner being a means of pseudo-prostitution or some shit like that.

      Either that or she'll just bitch about Fifty Shades of Grey being literally hitler.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        I know, I just wanted to say it out loud for bragging rights when my prediction inevitably comes true. And yet I will still be dissapointed.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is a thing that exists?

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Heh.

    • topham FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DHYB

      1 year ago

      Hey, hows it going?

      • topham FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DHYB

        1 year ago

        I'm doing well. But sleepy, although it is bed time.

    • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

      1 year ago

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      MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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      • monopoly_j FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elevator's not worthy.

        1 year ago

        Thanks! smiley0.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Spoony telling it like it is. Also just goes to reinforce my love of that stupid stupid movie.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Oh wow, you were actually able to leave a comment without the admins descending on you like a vulture to a fresh carcass? Kudos.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Eh, probably, he is pretty out of his fucking mind when you get right down to it (That Patreon "movie" of his will crash and burn, he's way too damn bipolar to focus on a project that large)

        However, even a broken clock is right twice a day. He's got a point, that's the kind of morally upbeat "society" these SJW types want (albeit probably with the women in charge, because yaaaay "feminism"....)

        Plus that movie was the first one to make the "President Schwartzenegger" joke which was eerily prophetic.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Full McIntosh strikes again.... he deleted the tweet, but it read as follows, regarding Bayonetta:

      When a misogynist anti-femenist hate group idolizes a character to this degree it might be a sign she’s not coming across as very feminist.


      In other words,

      "They are misogynist because they defend things that are misogynist and the things that they defend are misogynist because they are defended by the people I have described as misogynist."

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      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Oh, so finally someone caught onto Anita's scam eh? Good. Maybe this'll send a clear message to the lazy fuckers who are being paid to simply exist via Patreon and such that their days are numbered.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      Ferguson be like:
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    • Star357

      2 years ago

      thought you would get a kick out of this

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    • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

      2 years ago

      Saw this, and you came to mind.

      As a man of science, that's some awesome shit. As a human being, that's terrifying.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYVw4dne-0

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        2 years ago

        Like I said, the scientist in me looks at them with awe and facination. the human side of me with fear.

        I remember looking at the footage of the H-bomb tests. Man i never felt awed, exhilarated, scared, and sad all at the same time.

        speaking of which, have you watched Manhattan yet?

      • madmanmoe Keeper of Shenanigans

        2 years ago

        dont missunderstand. I'm not saying that the Russian's are superior. and yeah, i don't doubt America's superiority. what's scary is the sheer amount of death you can muster up from these machines.

        As one scientist once said, "is it enough?" That is, is it enough, to end all war forever?

        that just gives me chills, because we (as in human beings) just keep making more and more ways to kill

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

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    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

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      Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this. I mean it IS a bullshit term in and of itself that SJW's have been shoving all over GamerGate as a way of trying to "shame" straight white men, but I honestly thought it meant Star Wars until I googled it.


      Although really talking about space robots makes a shitload more sense than trying to make someone ashamed of NOT being wierd. "OMG YOU'RE SO FUCKING NORMAL YOU FREAK!"

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        Then they're wise folk.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

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      Baldwin could make a PINK rifle seem manly. ... How, why... I don't know, but it works for him somehow.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

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      Payback's a bitch.

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        What?! People think saying we should kill all men is a BAD idea?! And men don't like me for saying that?!?! WHAT A SHOCKING REVELATION.

        Of course Baldwin, being based as fuck, won't budge on this.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

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      Games journalism at its finest, folks.

    • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

      2 years ago

      I fixed the picture

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    • RWBYViolet

      2 years ago

      How did you get the map on your profile? It's wicked awesome!

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      To counter my earlier and admittedly premature bitching about Halo 5, they released a piece of concept art that legitimately has me curious and kind of excited.

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      Going by the massive Elite statue in the lower right, I'm going to assume until corrected that this is either Sanghelios, or at least a Sangheili controlled world. Given that I've been crying out to see more of the Elites' side of things for as long as I can remember, this has caught my attention in a big way.

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        Yeah... but you know they "wanted" it to be canon, because they explicitly declard the DBZ parody one "non-canon" like we're fucking idiots who can't get the joke.

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        At least this might retcon Halo Legends' version... yeah a spacefaring race living in dirt squalor and stone dwellings resembling Feudal Japan when all their starships are lined with frickin' chrome. That makes sense.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      Saw this and thought you might get a laugh or two out of it:

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      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        Yeah, even I know barely anything about US politics, but this whole healthcare thing I can understand is idiocy at its finest.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      I do apologise for kicking at 343 again. It wasn't my intent to stirr up trouble, I just thought ti was a bit of a silly thing for them to brag about.

      It was either this, or I post a rant about why something Burnie said in the last RT podcast makes him a blindingly ignorant hyporite who doesn't understand how self-obsessed and egotistical his own company has become and how his blaming the community for the devolution that's happened to it is pure nonsense.

      I figured this one would get me less flak and hate comments. Sue me.

      Post edited 1/04/14 7:22PM

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        It's fine. Though part of me still wants to write this little rant against Burnie, because... ugh... the jist of it is, he complained in the last podcast how the RT community used to be really independant and creative, but now all they do is "talk about what the RT and AH staff are doing and what they're up to."

        And I'm thinking "RT Life, the Podcast, The Animated Adventures, the Let's Build conversations and more are ALL about you guys... what the fuck else are we supposed to talk about?!" It only hit me when I was watching the Fails of the Week yesterday and Jack and Geoff as usual started rambling about nothing and ignoring the video altogether... so it's given me this vibe that they don't realise how self-obsessed they are, and how little we as a community can be involved here. They're not as interesting as they seem to think they are.

    • IsTheBear

      2 years ago

      You're missing me.. Only a state away!

      • IsTheBear

        2 years ago

        It's OK tho.. I'll forgive you ;)

  • Questions answered by jegsimmons1

    I dont have a fucking clue! But i'd like to speak to them to figure out why they thought it was worth the effort.