jegsimmons1

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from Huntsville Alabama

    • jegsimmons1

      Hey you know what?

      1 day ago

      Pro football sucks


      there i said it......Fuck you


    • jegsimmons1

      Doom 4/Doom reboot

      3 days ago

      HELL YEAH!!!


      Quite Literally...

    • Lorcan0c asked jegsimmons1 a question

      I got a question. Who thought this was a good idea?

      Answered: Feb 4, 2016

      I dont have a fucking clue! But i'd like to speak to them to figure out why they thought it was worth the effort.

    • jegsimmons1

      Questions

      5 days ago

      The fuck sort of waste of coding is this shit? just leave a fucking comment, we're not going to sperg out on you and get all corporate and official like. "HEY! FUCKER! Thats a question! All question need to be in form B in hand written, triplicate, and with ink pens."

      holy shit, i never thought id see something so useless on rooster teeth.

    • jegsimmons1

      Throwing my support for Ted Cruz

      5 days ago

      Yes i know Rand dropped out to focus on the senate
      No i will NEVER support trump or the democrats.
      I'd rather swim out to sea, land in a random snake invested island and state a sovereign nation and shoot anyone who says other wise.....Fuck you.

      actually i'd just vote third party if it came down to trump, because the fucker isnt even conservative.

    • jegsimmons1

      Iowa update

      1 week ago

      Good news:

      my second choice Cruz stumped trump
      Not so good news: Rand didnt do as good as i hoped, but its still a respectable 5th place.

      Conclusion about Iowa: You're smart enough to not make Trump #1, so hopefully drop out.....but you guys also got Rubio in a close third with trump in an even closer second....and im wondering how many of you guys up there are retarded?

      Who am i kidding the two things the state is known for is corn and slipknot.

    • jegsimmons1

      Iowa Caucus

      1 week ago

      prediction:


      GOP: (chances of making it in position)
      1.Trump 50%
      Rand 25%
      Cruz 50%
      2. Cruz 50%
      Rand 25-50%
      Trump 50%
      3. Rand 50%
      Cruz 25%

      Fuck everyone else.

      Who i want to clean house: Rand.

      DNC:

      Fuck all of them, not a single one is worth a shit, Bernie is retarded and Hillary should be in prison.



    • jegsimmons1

      Stumped

      1 week ago

      So Donald Trump didn't show up to the debate last night in protest of fox having Megan Kelly being a moderator ( PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH).


      Now his idea was fox would take a ratings hit, he said they'd get two million views.


      Now the debate before Rand boycotted it for not being on the main stage and the bias polling and otherwise snubbing, which was legit. And that debate was the lowest rated of the gop debates at 11 million.

      Rand Paul comes back (and wipes the fucking floor with them) and not only did he win, but the viewership increased to 13 million.


      And Trump takes a 6% drop in the polls.


      Trump got fucking stumped.


      Rand Paul 2016!

    • jegsimmons1

      GOP Debate

      1 week ago

      Every time Rand speaks i shed a tear of freedom.

      And since trump isnt on stage i dont have to load a round in my handgun contimplating what angle is the best to whipe out the last 30 seconds of what i heard.

      pro tip, there is no good angle.

  • About Me

    Just a guy who like drawing, photoediting, movie makeing, gameing and all the buttery goodness that is internet.
    Im also christian and Im also a halo fanatic. feel free to Watch me because im always active and interesting /shamlessplug.
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  • Comments (1009)

    • madmanmoe

      1 month ago

      im just gonna leave this here for you because its you and i know how much you love you so here you go...you



      • jegsimmons1

        1 month ago

        I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

      • madmanmoe

        1 month ago

        thought you'd like it.

    • Lorcan0c

      7 months ago

      I've got an extra special birthday present for you ~

      youtu.be/ZhRT7LKQmiI?t=6444

      1:47:22 to end. Just enjoy it.

      Post edited 6/21/15 2:37PM

    • SpleeSpree Muh Roads

      7 months ago

      Did you know this was going on?

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhWsDkqrofw

      Only had time to tune in for a second, though it actually seemed like Animal Mother was disagreeing with Sargon.

    • Lorcan0c

      8 months ago

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      "YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA, ALL SHINY AND CHROME."


      As stupid decisions go... this one is waaaaay up there.

    • Lorcan0c

      8 months ago

      Dude, I gotta learn to trust your recommendations even more than I already do. I'm up to episode 3 of Daredevil, it's amazing. Love it.

      THAT FUCKING HALLWAY FIGHT :D

      • Lorcan0c

        8 months ago

        So I hear! My next major college deadline is Friday, I plan to so it the Saturday afterwards to celebrate (if I get the essay done on time.)

    • Caszie Fishy Queen

      9 months ago

      Hey! Thanks for the friendship! :)

      • Caszie Fishy Queen

        9 months ago

        Kind of the response I figured I'd get from you! Haha

      • Caszie Fishy Queen

        9 months ago

        I see you around the site a lot and I can never tell whether I love what you post or hate it. You're an interesting individual! :D

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      I have a feeling you're gonna bust a gut laughing at the new RVB PSA if you haven't seen it already xD

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      Is it just me, or does the villain of Dead Space 3 look like Jim Sterling?

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      I mean... the glasses, the red background, kinda overweight.... egotistical meglomania...delusions of grandeur and self importance.... just sayin.

      • Lorcan0c

        9 months ago

        Ah. I'll admit the series is kinda overrated (And in the case of 3, over-hated) but I got all 3 for like, less than $10 over the years, so they're good for what they're worth. Just not very good as horror games. More "thrillers" than anything else, you know the kind, gory SF action with horror elements, but not much actual horror. Sorry I'll shaddup. Just, 4am, random thoughts.

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      Oh fan-fucking tastic. EVEN DC ARE DOING THE "TRAILER FOR A TRAILER" BULLSHIT NOW. Is nothing sacred anymore?

      I'd make a trailer-ception joke, but frankly this teaser has so many BWAAAHHH's it feels a bit redundant....

      • Lorcan0c

        9 months ago

        TRUST NO ONE.

        #CivilWar :P

        Post edited 4/17/15 10:00AM

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      To quote the LK supercut, "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LATEST CA SUCK UPDATE!"

      I was having a shitty morning already as it is. but finding out the Nostalgia Ctitic has done a 'review' of the glorious gem of cheesy action shlock that is Demolition Man made me want to gag in rage.

      No Doug. No. Bad. You don't touch that fucking movie.... NO.

      • Lorcan0c

        9 months ago

        That's because it's one of his few strengths. He's good at impressions. That's how he got his start. I don't respect the guy, but I'll admit, yeah, he can do impressions damn well, he's good at capturing the mannerisms and vocal ticks of certain actors and characters.

        So that's why he makes all these references and constantly dresses up in stupid costumes. Because that's what he thinks "comedy" is.

      • Lorcan0c

        9 months ago

        I'd say it's a bit of both. See his idea of "Parody" is "Quoting and referencing things" rather than making clever observations and send-ups of tropes and cliche's. So naturally the fact that this is Parody has gone right the fuck over his head.

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      Sorry, feeling the urge to bash CA again.

      I actually went to their Indiegogo page. This paragraph made me cringe so hard, I might have damaged my shoulders...

      We also found many independent video producers and brought them under our Awesome Umbrella (think of it like a normal umbrella, only it makes you fly and stuff and talks back to you like something out of Mary Poppins). Together, these producers teamed up with us to create yearly anniversary specials -- which have been universally praised as being: "Light years ahead of M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, but not better than The Avengers."


      ....Dude, I know it's an easy target, but The Last Airbender Movie is not WORSE than your piece of shit LARPing home videos, CA. I would be offended if I were Shyamalan right now, because at least his movie had god damn production values...

      Also, "Universally praised"? Well I'm no film critic, but I'm calling these movies garbage, so there, claim is invalidated. So just another lie to add to the pile on this fraud campaign, eh? :D

      Post edited 4/12/15 12:44PM

    • Lorcan0c

      9 months ago

      Guess what? Those "Contestants" they got for "Pop Quiz Hotshot"? They were never made to sign an NDA.

      So one of them got in touch with LordKat and told him every little detail about the shooting of that "Pilot" episode. Enjoy.

    • madmanmoe

      10 months ago

      by the way, did anyone ever show you this?

      • madmanmoe

        9 months ago

        I can't argue against the results.

    • Lorcan0c

      10 months ago

      Forgot to mention. It was my birthday last week, brother gave me this out of the blue:

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      Gotta hand it to him, the man knows me well. smiley13.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      10 months ago

      Picked up Injustice: Gods Among us because it was on sale this weekend for really damn cheap.

      Green Lantern (Hal Jordan version) is voiced by Adam Baldwin,


      10/10, don't need to see any more of this game. Perfection.

      • Lorcan0c

        10 months ago

        And Nolan North as... z...Zod. Heavenly smiley13.gif

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      10 months ago

      Saw this and thought of what a great dad you'd be. smiley0.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      11 months ago

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    • Kevinet496

      11 months ago

      Hey, thanks for the add. :-)

    • Lorcan0c

      11 months ago

      Calling it now. Sarkeesian's gonna make some moronic post decrying Valentine's Day on Saturday as a "Tool of the patriarchy" and using some kind of metaphor about the act of buying gifts for a partner being a means of pseudo-prostitution or some shit like that.

      Either that or she'll just bitch about Fifty Shades of Grey being literally hitler.

      • Lorcan0c

        11 months ago

        I know, I just wanted to say it out loud for bragging rights when my prediction inevitably comes true. And yet I will still be dissapointed.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is a thing that exists?

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Heh.

    • topham DHYB

      1 year ago

      Hey, hows it going?

      • topham DHYB

        1 year ago

        I'm doing well. But sleepy, although it is bed time.

    • monopoly_j Elevator's not worthy.

      1 year ago

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      MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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      • monopoly_j Elevator's not worthy.

        1 year ago

        Thanks! smiley0.gif

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Spoony telling it like it is. Also just goes to reinforce my love of that stupid stupid movie.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Oh wow, you were actually able to leave a comment without the admins descending on you like a vulture to a fresh carcass? Kudos.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Eh, probably, he is pretty out of his fucking mind when you get right down to it (That Patreon "movie" of his will crash and burn, he's way too damn bipolar to focus on a project that large)

        However, even a broken clock is right twice a day. He's got a point, that's the kind of morally upbeat "society" these SJW types want (albeit probably with the women in charge, because yaaaay "feminism"....)

        Plus that movie was the first one to make the "President Schwartzenegger" joke which was eerily prophetic.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Full McIntosh strikes again.... he deleted the tweet, but it read as follows, regarding Bayonetta:

      When a misogynist anti-femenist hate group idolizes a character to this degree it might be a sign she’s not coming across as very feminist.


      In other words,

      "They are misogynist because they defend things that are misogynist and the things that they defend are misogynist because they are defended by the people I have described as misogynist."

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      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Oh, so finally someone caught onto Anita's scam eh? Good. Maybe this'll send a clear message to the lazy fuckers who are being paid to simply exist via Patreon and such that their days are numbered.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      Ferguson be like:
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    • Star357

      1 year ago

      thought you would get a kick out of this

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    • madmanmoe

      1 year ago

      Saw this, and you came to mind.

      As a man of science, that's some awesome shit. As a human being, that's terrifying.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYVw4dne-0

      • madmanmoe

        1 year ago

        Like I said, the scientist in me looks at them with awe and facination. the human side of me with fear.

        I remember looking at the footage of the H-bomb tests. Man i never felt awed, exhilarated, scared, and sad all at the same time.

        speaking of which, have you watched Manhattan yet?

      • madmanmoe

        1 year ago

        dont missunderstand. I'm not saying that the Russian's are superior. and yeah, i don't doubt America's superiority. what's scary is the sheer amount of death you can muster up from these machines.

        As one scientist once said, "is it enough?" That is, is it enough, to end all war forever?

        that just gives me chills, because we (as in human beings) just keep making more and more ways to kill

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this. I mean it IS a bullshit term in and of itself that SJW's have been shoving all over GamerGate as a way of trying to "shame" straight white men, but I honestly thought it meant Star Wars until I googled it.


      Although really talking about space robots makes a shitload more sense than trying to make someone ashamed of NOT being wierd. "OMG YOU'RE SO FUCKING NORMAL YOU FREAK!"

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Then they're wise folk.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Baldwin could make a PINK rifle seem manly. ... How, why... I don't know, but it works for him somehow.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Payback's a bitch.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        What?! People think saying we should kill all men is a BAD idea?! And men don't like me for saying that?!?! WHAT A SHOCKING REVELATION.

        Of course Baldwin, being based as fuck, won't budge on this.

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

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      Games journalism at its finest, folks.

    • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

      1 year ago

      I fixed the picture

      roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=3...

    • RWBYViolet

      1 year ago

      How did you get the map on your profile? It's wicked awesome!

    • Lorcan0c

      1 year ago

      To counter my earlier and admittedly premature bitching about Halo 5, they released a piece of concept art that legitimately has me curious and kind of excited.

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      Going by the massive Elite statue in the lower right, I'm going to assume until corrected that this is either Sanghelios, or at least a Sangheili controlled world. Given that I've been crying out to see more of the Elites' side of things for as long as I can remember, this has caught my attention in a big way.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        Yeah... but you know they "wanted" it to be canon, because they explicitly declard the DBZ parody one "non-canon" like we're fucking idiots who can't get the joke.

      • Lorcan0c

        1 year ago

        At least this might retcon Halo Legends' version... yeah a spacefaring race living in dirt squalor and stone dwellings resembling Feudal Japan when all their starships are lined with frickin' chrome. That makes sense.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      Saw this and thought you might get a laugh or two out of it:

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      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        Yeah, even I know barely anything about US politics, but this whole healthcare thing I can understand is idiocy at its finest.

    • Lorcan0c

      2 years ago

      I do apologise for kicking at 343 again. It wasn't my intent to stirr up trouble, I just thought ti was a bit of a silly thing for them to brag about.

      It was either this, or I post a rant about why something Burnie said in the last RT podcast makes him a blindingly ignorant hyporite who doesn't understand how self-obsessed and egotistical his own company has become and how his blaming the community for the devolution that's happened to it is pure nonsense.

      I figured this one would get me less flak and hate comments. Sue me.

      Post edited 1/04/14 7:22PM

      • Lorcan0c

        2 years ago

        It's fine. Though part of me still wants to write this little rant against Burnie, because... ugh... the jist of it is, he complained in the last podcast how the RT community used to be really independant and creative, but now all they do is "talk about what the RT and AH staff are doing and what they're up to."

        And I'm thinking "RT Life, the Podcast, The Animated Adventures, the Let's Build conversations and more are ALL about you guys... what the fuck else are we supposed to talk about?!" It only hit me when I was watching the Fails of the Week yesterday and Jack and Geoff as usual started rambling about nothing and ignoring the video altogether... so it's given me this vibe that they don't realise how self-obsessed they are, and how little we as a community can be involved here. They're not as interesting as they seem to think they are.

    • IsTheBear

      2 years ago

      You're missing me.. Only a state away!

      • IsTheBear

        2 years ago

        It's OK tho.. I'll forgive you ;)

    • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

      2 years ago

      I couldn't help but think of you when I read this.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        When you say that you have to put your sunglasses on.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        YOU can say that but I won't.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        Wow, he was a homicidal maniac. Glad his spree was ended.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        Whew, that's good.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        are trix after your rabbits

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        That explains everything.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        I know you're right but sometimes you've got to just take stuff at face value or you'll lose your frakkin' mind.

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        Ok, paranoid. smiley8.gif

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        I didn't think it was partisan. I think it was clearing up confusion about what Jefferson did and did not say.

    • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

      2 years ago

      I will try not to let my emotions delete you from my friends list again. Damn women and their emotions. smiley8.gif

      • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

        2 years ago

        No man....you're cool. smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      I think you might find this story interesting.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Yeah, it almost sounds like something out of Air Force 1 or some cheesy action movie.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Yeah, I thought the same thing. Seemed kind of badass though, using the plane to fight back.

    • madmanmoe

      2 years ago

      hey...hey Jeg...check this out

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    • SackDangles

      2 years ago

      Hi ho buddy.

      Figured I throw this link your way...childish but I thought you might like it, as a fellow turtles fan.

      www.nick.com/ninja-turtles-comics/

    • OboeCrazy Freelancer

      2 years ago

      Your creativity is awesome!

    • Ratmaster

      3 years ago

      DERP

      Hi =3

      I have to say...
      I am happy that you still use the image I made you x3

      *HUG*

    • DaCuban Rooster Speak

      3 years ago

      You might like this story.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        3 years ago

        I don't know if they can shoot hidden bombs to stop them from firing.

        But it isn't counted.

      • DaCuban Rooster Speak

        3 years ago

        Yemen does a similar thing. Majority of the populace is armed, and they have surprisingly low crime rates.

    • TinaBobina Hubba Hubba

      3 years ago

      We may not agree on political stuff but I can always depend on you to give most of my journals a thumbs up. Too bad I'm not as consistent.

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    • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

      3 years ago

      Hey dude! Been a while...what's up?

      • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

        3 years ago

        haha the quick job

      • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

        3 years ago

        I suck at wrapping gifts. lol!

      • AgentTank I AM KROGAN

        3 years ago

        So basically a typical day right? lol

    • tj1212

      3 years ago

      What is your opinion of Ronald Reagan? politically speaking

      • tj1212

        3 years ago

        I think he was good politically but bad at economics.

  • Questions answered by jegsimmons1

    I dont have a fucking clue! But i'd like to speak to them to figure out why they thought it was worth the effort.