josh54729

Male
from Wisconsin.

    • josh54729

      "18"

      6 years ago

      Well, I turned 18 about a week-and-a-half ago. And with such a window of oppertunity, what am I to do?

      Well, I could...

      Purchase tobacco
      Vote.
      Purchase, direct, produce, star in, and basically do anything that has to do with pornography and the pornographic industry (considering)
      Get charged as a pedophile.
      Go to "Big Boy" prison.
      Go to a strip club.
      Get a tattoo.
      Get a piercing.
      Work in a bar.
      Sue someone.
      Get sued myself!
      Get married.
      Get divorced.
      Adopt a child.
      Change my name (I'm thinking Joshua McAwesome)
      Buy spray paint (Paint the town red, baby!)
      Work more hours (Need a job first!)
      Go on the 'Jerry Springer Show.'
      Go on a cruise.
      Become an undercover cop.
      Become a flight attendent.
      Drive any time of day.
      Start a 401K. (As soon as I find out what it is)
      Drive an ice cream truck. (Yes, you MUST be 18 to)
      Buy a house!
      Get a lap dance.
      Give a lap dance.
      Buy nitrous oxide.
      See a doctor on my own.
      Buy something off of TV.
      Carry a weapon. (With a license)
      Buy a monkey. (With a license)
      Make an eBay account.
      Enter a contest.
      Enter a sweepstakes.
      Open a checking account.
      Open a savings account.
      Work in a night club.
      and...
      Rent a port-a-potty.

      So many choices...

    • josh54729

      "Guess What..."

      6 years ago

      It's summer time in the Chartrand household. You know what that means?...

      NEW SHORT-SHORTS!!!

    • josh54729

      "Good Night Sweet Prince."

      6 years ago

      Dom DeLuise... Famed actor, comedian, and chef passes away at the age of 75.

      Dom-1.jpg?t=1241558076

      1933 - 2009

      You will be deeply missed.

    • josh54729

      "Hey."

      6 years ago

      Hey...

      Guess what...

      Awesome.gif?t=1240443509

    • josh54729

      "Happy Birthday!"

      6 years ago

      Happy 11th Birthday, Pounce!

      Daddy loves you!

      beauregard.jpg?t=1238063134

    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      6 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      6 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      6 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "Things I Hate About Myself"

      6 years ago

      (I don't really hate myself. This is just for entertainment purposes only)

      I'm too mean
      I'm too nice (It's hard to find a nice balance)
      I'm too needy
      I'm too short
      I talk too much
      I'm too flabby
      I listen to 80's Glam Rock and Pop
      I've written more than I've read
      I can write in Cybertronian
      I've never seen 'The Godfather'
      I can't tell the difference between hip-hop and rap
      I know the seven forms of lightsaber combat
      I can recite the first 30 minutes of 'South Park: Bigger, Longer, And Uncut'
      I have the sleep schedule of a 70-year-old man (Bed at 7 PM. Up at 5 AM)
      I have the fashion sense of a lesbian
      More than 50% of my friends are Right Wing
      I make stupid lists
      I cried during 'The'Powerpuff Girls Movie'
      I can recite all of the 2007 Transformers movie
      I know General Grievous' real name
      I find Bon Jovi really quite sexy (He's a gorgeous piece of man-meat)
      I have colorless chest hair
      I've seen 11 issues of Playboy featuring Pamela Anderson
      I look horrible in hats
      I have more than 3 pairs of shoes (One pair of heels)
      My facial hair grows in patchy
      My family comes from a long line of Drag Queens (Several uncles and my father went in drag... So did I)
      I have yet to spend a birthday in the nude (Besides the actual day I was born)
      I used to collect keys and dice
      All of my friends are hot and make me look ugly by comparison
      I've used the words, "Moisturizer" and, "Fabulous" in the same sentence
      I don't tan well (I BURN)
      I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious correctly
      The farthest I've been out of Wisconsin is Duluth, Minnesota
      I'm a fervent fan of 'The Cat In The Hat' movie
      I was the only guy in the theater to see 'Twilight' (That movie was fair at best)
      I'm a professional air guitarist
      I've kicked open a door singing the chorus to REO Speedwagon's Can't Fight This Feeling
      I cry everytime I watch 'Brokeback Mountain,' 'Steels Magnolias,' and 'Thelma And Louise'
      I apologize too much (Sorry if this list is too long)
      I've sang It's Raining Men in the men's locker room (Then it got REALLY quiet)
      I listen to the audio commentary of every movie I buy
      I'm the only kid in my Spanish class who knows who Whitesnake is (NOT EVEN THE TEACHER)
      I've never seen 'The Wizard of Oz' the whole way through
      And I'm the only person I know (Besides my parents) who likes Cher

      I'll think of more to add later... I'll piss myself off again somehow...

  • About Me

    I'm a proclaimed film aficionado with a taste for the theatrical.

    Open AllClose All

  • Comments (44)

    • TheNefasus

      TheNefasus

      5 years ago

      turkey.gif

    • atlus0016

      atlus0016

      6 years ago

      Round 2 has bugun.

    • atlus0016

      atlus0016

      6 years ago

      LOL Cat Contest. Go HERE and pick a winner.

    • atlus0016

      atlus0016

      6 years ago

      It worked for her. That's all that matters.

    • mmjdmm

      mmjdmm

      6 years ago

      you like cats i love cats and dogs and birds and farretts and fish. i just wanted to tell you

    • atlus0016

      atlus0016

      6 years ago

      You seem to like cats or at least like making fun of them. Go and see My Group for a laugh.

    • Lopage

      Lopage

      6 years ago

      pretty good but I will b going in a while so if u don't hear back from me tonight don't worry

    • Lopage

      Lopage

      6 years ago

      Hi there how r u?

    • Lopage

      Lopage

      6 years ago

      yea well I'm going 2 have 2 do laundry in a few

    • Lopage

      Lopage

      6 years ago

      so whats new 2day?

  • josh54729's Pictures

    Images