josh54729

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from Wisconsin.

    • josh54729

      "18"

      6 years ago

      Well, I turned 18 about a week-and-a-half ago. And with such a window of oppertunity, what am I to do?

      Well, I could...

      Purchase tobacco
      Vote.
      Purchase, direct, produce, star in, and basically do anything that has to do with pornography and the pornographic industry (considering)
      Get charged as a pedophile.
      Go to "Big Boy" prison.
      Go to a strip club.
      Get a tattoo.
      Get a piercing.
      Work in a bar.
      Sue someone.
      Get sued myself!
      Get married.
      Get divorced.
      Adopt a child.
      Change my name (I'm thinking Joshua McAwesome)
      Buy spray paint (Paint the town red, baby!)
      Work more hours (Need a job first!)
      Go on the 'Jerry Springer Show.'
      Go on a cruise.
      Become an undercover cop.
      Become a flight attendent.
      Drive any time of day.
      Start a 401K. (As soon as I find out what it is)
      Drive an ice cream truck. (Yes, you MUST be 18 to)
      Buy a house!
      Get a lap dance.
      Give a lap dance.
      Buy nitrous oxide.
      See a doctor on my own.
      Buy something off of TV.
      Carry a weapon. (With a license)
      Buy a monkey. (With a license)
      Make an eBay account.
      Enter a contest.
      Enter a sweepstakes.
      Open a checking account.
      Open a savings account.
      Work in a night club.
      and...
      Rent a port-a-potty.

      So many choices...

    • josh54729

      "Guess What..."

      6 years ago

      It's summer time in the Chartrand household. You know what that means?...

      NEW SHORT-SHORTS!!!

    • josh54729

      "Good Night Sweet Prince."

      7 years ago

      Dom DeLuise... Famed actor, comedian, and chef passes away at the age of 75.

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      1933 - 2009

      You will be deeply missed.

    • josh54729

      "Hey."

      7 years ago

      Hey...

      Guess what...

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    • josh54729

      "Happy Birthday!"

      7 years ago

      Happy 11th Birthday, Pounce!

      Daddy loves you!

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    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      7 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      7 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "She Ran Calling..."

      7 years ago

      Wow... This afternoon, I was in the middle of a sandwich when this masterpiece of a song came on the radio...

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

      I had tears cascading down my face by the time this song ended.

      If you've ever seen, 'Pineapple Express,' I was EXACTLY like Saul Silver near the end of the movie when he's just sitting there, eating a sandwich, crying his eyes out.


      I was quite a sight to see...

    • josh54729

      "Things I Hate About Myself"

      7 years ago

      (I don't really hate myself. This is just for entertainment purposes only)

      I'm too mean
      I'm too nice (It's hard to find a nice balance)
      I'm too needy
      I'm too short
      I talk too much
      I'm too flabby
      I listen to 80's Glam Rock and Pop
      I've written more than I've read
      I can write in Cybertronian
      I've never seen 'The Godfather'
      I can't tell the difference between hip-hop and rap
      I know the seven forms of lightsaber combat
      I can recite the first 30 minutes of 'South Park: Bigger, Longer, And Uncut'
      I have the sleep schedule of a 70-year-old man (Bed at 7 PM. Up at 5 AM)
      I have the fashion sense of a lesbian
      More than 50% of my friends are Right Wing
      I make stupid lists
      I cried during 'The'Powerpuff Girls Movie'
      I can recite all of the 2007 Transformers movie
      I know General Grievous' real name
      I find Bon Jovi really quite sexy (He's a gorgeous piece of man-meat)
      I have colorless chest hair
      I've seen 11 issues of Playboy featuring Pamela Anderson
      I look horrible in hats
      I have more than 3 pairs of shoes (One pair of heels)
      My facial hair grows in patchy
      My family comes from a long line of Drag Queens (Several uncles and my father went in drag... So did I)
      I have yet to spend a birthday in the nude (Besides the actual day I was born)
      I used to collect keys and dice
      All of my friends are hot and make me look ugly by comparison
      I've used the words, "Moisturizer" and, "Fabulous" in the same sentence
      I don't tan well (I BURN)
      I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious correctly
      The farthest I've been out of Wisconsin is Duluth, Minnesota
      I'm a fervent fan of 'The Cat In The Hat' movie
      I was the only guy in the theater to see 'Twilight' (That movie was fair at best)
      I'm a professional air guitarist
      I've kicked open a door singing the chorus to REO Speedwagon's Can't Fight This Feeling
      I cry everytime I watch 'Brokeback Mountain,' 'Steels Magnolias,' and 'Thelma And Louise'
      I apologize too much (Sorry if this list is too long)
      I've sang It's Raining Men in the men's locker room (Then it got REALLY quiet)
      I listen to the audio commentary of every movie I buy
      I'm the only kid in my Spanish class who knows who Whitesnake is (NOT EVEN THE TEACHER)
      I've never seen 'The Wizard of Oz' the whole way through
      And I'm the only person I know (Besides my parents) who likes Cher

      I'll think of more to add later... I'll piss myself off again somehow...

  • About Me

    I'm a proclaimed film aficionado with a taste for the theatrical.

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  • Comments (44)

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      6 years ago

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    • atlus0016

      7 years ago

      Round 2 has bugun.

    • atlus0016

      7 years ago

      LOL Cat Contest. Go HERE and pick a winner.

    • atlus0016

      7 years ago

      It worked for her. That's all that matters.

    • mmjdmm

      7 years ago

      you like cats i love cats and dogs and birds and farretts and fish. i just wanted to tell you

    • atlus0016

      7 years ago

      You seem to like cats or at least like making fun of them. Go and see My Group for a laugh.

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      pretty good but I will b going in a while so if u don't hear back from me tonight don't worry

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      Hi there how r u?

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      yea well I'm going 2 have 2 do laundry in a few

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      so whats new 2day?

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      Its cool 1 day just 1 day u might b able 2 see 1 for urself or maybe u could come with me & see it next yr

    • Lopage

      7 years ago

      Thank u but I bet u've never went 2 a live performance of that show twice b4. I have & they were fun.

    • EFabulous

      7 years ago

      Oh my god we're on at the same time!

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      Dude, what'd you do with all of your photos?

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      Fear the end of the world.

      IT COMES WITH ONLY PAPER PLATES!!

      POR QUE!!!

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      BOO! Motherfucker.

      I lol.

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      You said.... TACO!! LOLROFLINGCOPT3RLMAO

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      L1k3 0mg tuck3r f0und 1t!

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      7 years ago

      I watched that movie but no pycho has given me goosbumps since Lecter.
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      I think I'm guna go watch hannibal now smiley1.gif

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      9gk,jjkhg

      My kitty just said hi

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      Sup josh,

      you feeling better since school today? I hope so, but if your not then let me know if I can help in anyway.

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      7 years ago

      I meant Peace bot.

      Aparently some ass put a bot on here asking for peoples email so it can sell viagra or what ever.

      wait for a message from Peace 20 you'll see.
      Unless the mods get to it first.

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      7 years ago

      Hay josh Have you been asked out by this peach bot?

    • EFabulous

      7 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the male nipple is for pacifiers for babies when their mothers are gone.

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      dude last comment was bomb, but i can't find the right song on youtube, they all are wrong or bad quality.

    • LemonGoat

      7 years ago

      LemonGoats can be sinister

    • TheNefasus EtherCreeper

      7 years ago

      No I was just joking if you stop I'll be a little disapointed. smiley8.gif

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      I normally wander around during lunch or hang around the band room, as for how I've been I'll say shitty but that's just more fucked up shit I don't feel like going into at the moment.

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

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    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      only 4% to 33 karma

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      How did Alex surpass your Karma? He's only been a member for like a week.

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      dude i know that you don't care (ya you would) i just wana see who would win (dffinately you)

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      dude your comments will always be the best... you can tell paul that and u guys can battle it out.

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      i dont think i'd be able to arrange that anyway shape or form... sorry

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      sorry to bother you just tell paul that you guys should look at my new journal you might have fun with it and if their isn't one you like just comment me and i'll edit that in so you can vote on it. k?

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      sup?

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      how did your day go?

    • King_Zalith

      7 years ago

      I'm not avoiding you just been kinda busy. I was late for two classes today because of the schedule change from last year and because i had to get something from my locker for my next class. I thought i'd be able to make it but you know having a locker on the other side of the school kinda prevents being on time if you forget something. It would be nice if instead of putting you in alphabetical order they put you in a convenent spot by where most your classes were that would be nice. Like if you have a foriegn language and some tech. classes as well as English upstairs and a math class over by the lunchroom then they can give you the fucking lockers over in the Language place but they don't go by that, but they probably can't anyway.

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      Dude what's up?

    • Alkasteltzer

      7 years ago

      HOLY SHIT is all I have to say....

    • EFabulous

      8 years ago

      Dude.....Dude....DUDE!!!!!!!!

    • dynnyz

      8 years ago

      Hey Josh its Eric

    • Alkasteltzer

      8 years ago

      Dude you need to get online more... >_<

    • The_Unchosen

      8 years ago

      Hey what's up?

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